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Spam Doesn't Work?
An anonymous reader writes "Businesses who believe the hype that spam works should read this article. It seems that the more recipients that you spam, the less likely they are to respond (startlingly obvious, but this seems to prove it)." Somehow I doubt this. If Spam didn't work, why do I get a hundred
pieces of it every morning? Someone is buying.
FP!
first post spam!!!
How are you?
yay! flying monkeys!
I have gotten into the habit of changing email addresses every few months cause I just get so much spam. You can't unsubscribe from any of it, its just easier to get a different email address, and tell the people I want to converse with my new addresses.
Ball go far,
ball go far.
Why does your penis need laser toner? Pervert...
No. I refuse.
I think 4 is "American Skin" by Springsteen. The rest are far too obscure 4 me.
Sheesh man, like the 5th time some article I submitted days ago which got rejected gets posted, no justice
2002-07-18 18:00:32 Get Ready for "Personal" Spam (articles,news) (rejected)
I maintiain there are two types of people in the world:
Those who believe there are two types of people in the world, and those who don't.
!!!
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Apparently, the humor in my post above was so perfectly desguised, that people are trying to mod it below -1. I mean, if you see a post with a -1 Offtopic, what's the point in also modding it -1 Offtopic? Who's that loser who is so socially deficient that they need to double-mod something that can't be modded lower?
So Ill post the answers for y'all
Young And Restless - B Girls
The Pharcyde - Ya Mama
Ace Of Base - All That She Wants
Rolling Stones - Do Do Do Do (Heartbreakers)
Days Of The New - The Downtown
I've been using home computers since the VIC-20 and I've come to dread and fear the possibility of being forced to adopt Linux as a result of Microsoft's heavy-handedness. After being hyped by friends and co-workers about the pleasures of this great and fantastic open-source operating system, I attempted to load Linux, not once but four times on three year old PC that was previously running Win98.
The first time took me about an hour to realize that I had to reformat the hard disk and wipe out years worth of work (after backing it up on CD-R). Then I had to figure that the only way to get the Linux CD to actually start loading was to boot it from the CD by modifying the CMOS settings as the PC was starting up. A simple line suggesting this that could have been printed on the CD would have saved a lot of time!
After loading a whole gigabyte of stuff onto the empty hard drive (do I really need to load 50 megabytes of TeX fonts when I'm just trying to get a demo of Linux????), the entire process halted when the floppy disk drive didn't respond. The Linux loader demanded a working floppy backup of some obscure file be made and since I've never used the floppy drive, I didn't know that it didn't work. The installation process locked up and I had to reboot.
The reboot left me in UNIX hell: a black screen half filled with incomprehensible characters with a single flashing dollar sign as the only indication that the entire PC was still working. No matter what I typed or tried (simple intutitve commands like 'help' 'review' 'exit' 'restore' 'dir' 'What the fuck is happening?') nothing made any intelligent response except for returning me to the flashing dollar sign. Shit! I'm in Dante's seventh circle of hell for misers. I was forced to reformat the hard drive and reinstall Windows in order to confirm that I still had a working PC.
I bought a new floppy drive that I will never use in order to load this wonderful and fantastic operating system. Reformated the hard drive, reset the CMOS, and loaded a whole gig of worthless junk from the penguin CD. Everything loaded and I made all of the selections for keyboard and mouse ect... The system rebooted and got to the point where it should have started to work and simply stopped. No response to mouse, keypress, or anything. I reloaded Windows (it worked perfectly) and decided to load Linux on my new good computer.
I ended up back bashed back in UNIX hell and having to load Windows and ALL of my programs and files from CD backups, which took hours. I convinced that Linux is some kind of really bad joke or else an 'emperor's new clothes' type of mass hallucination. How can anyone with a pretension of being a computer professional seriously believe or claim that this junk is ready to take on Windows?
- posted by poopbot: providing truth in a deceitful world
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