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HP: Rival Printers Mean No More HPs Through Dell
blamanj writes: "Dell Computer seems to have pissed off HP, with their intent to sell their own printers. HP will apparently stop supplying printers to Dell, even though the new Dell products are not yet shipping."
Dude, yer goin' to hell!
Oh right! Dell's going to make printers. That makes as much sense as HP making computers.
wait a second....
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And in other news, Microsoft refuses to sell Windows to Dell as long as they are selling computers with Linux pre-loaded.
HP, uncreative as always, goodbye!
I agree with you! This is one example of why women should NOT be CEO's or in any power postition whatsoever!
You're obviously a troll, but I'm going to play with your argument for a bit.
If this is a good enough reason for women to not be CEOs, then the Enron debacle is an example of why men should not be CEOs. Men are far too greedy and aggressive, too willing to lie and deceive to get their way, and spend too much time sexually harassing their secretaries to get any work done. Thus, since neither men nor women are qualified to be CEOs, I propose we dismantle all corporations until such time as we develop an AI suitable for administering their functions.
Hey kids, there's only 5 days left 'til Yak Shaving Day!
reason HP is pulling printers from Dell is because that
lovable scamp, the "Dell Guy", reportedly grabbed Carly's
ass at a recent "goodwill" meeting.
Carly was overheard to say "He'll never get his hands
on my toner again!". The Dell Guy responded with "Dude,
what a rude BITCH!"
Can someone without an actual job please find this link?
If thou see a fair woman pay court to her, for thus thou wilt obtain love
The dell kid must die. His death must be slow, humiliating, and most of all painfull. This is deserved for his crimes against humanity, mass annoyance. Any suggestions?
Slightly offtopic, from the link in the parent post: Has anyone noticed this or is it just me; HP has a very large amount of women in upper management for a corporate entity. I think its pretty interesting to see a woman as a Chairman and CEO of a company so large. Could This whole problem be because management is just at 'that time of the month'?
HP: Hi, Dell?
Dell: Yes?
HP: This is HP. We're tired of receiving revenue from the printers you sell for us.
Dell: I see.
HP: We're going to stop selling printers through you.
Dell: Well have fun.
There's a new sign in the window at HP's corporate HQ.
Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.