We see Raul standing in the middle of his funky apartment, surrounded by cages containing various household pets.
RAUL
(to camera)
Hey, man, this is Raul Hernandez, and welcome to "Raul's Wild Kingdom," coming to you live from my apartment! How about that, huh? Okay, first thing we're gonna do today is check out the wonderful world of turtles. This is my friend Tommy. Say hello to the nice people, Tommy...
(holds up turtle)
Aaaay, isn't he great? Okay, so... the turtle is a member of the reptile family, right? And it's got this hard, protective shell...
(he raps on it)... which keeps predators away, and provides him with his own house for when he sleeps. And he's got these teeny tiny little legs, so he moves real slow. And not many people know this, but the turtle is also nature's suction cup! Watch this...
Raul turns the turtle over and throws it as hard as he can towards the ceiling. We hear an o.s. SUCTION sound.
RAUL
(continuing)
See that? It sticks! Okay, lets's see, what else we got here? Oh yeah, check this out.
He walks over to his ant farm, which is on top of his dresser.
RAUL
(continuing)
This is my ant farm. You know, ants are really amazing. They can carry fifty times their own weight, and they work for weeks and weeks making these intricate tunnels, and... oh yeah, they really hate it when you do this...
Raul grabs the ant farm and shakes it vigorously.
RAUL
(continuing)
Oh, look, they're really mad now!
58 INT. U62 - DAY
Bob is watching Raul on a monitor as George enters.
GEORGE
Hey, Bob, Where did you find this guy?
BOB
I thought you hired him...
59 INT. RAUL'S APARTMENT
Several yapping poodles now surround Raul. He picks one up and starts swinging it back and forth by an open window.
RAUL
Okay, Gigi, are you psyched? Are you ready? Okay, here we go... get ready... and... FLY!!
He hurls Gigi out the open window, then looks outside.
RAUL
(continuing)
Oh, man... You know, sometimes it takes 'em a long time to learn how to do it right.
(to poodles)
Okay... shut up... shut up... hey! All right, who's next?
The poodles jump up and down, yapping cheerfully. One jumps up into his arms. In the b.g. we see Tommy the Turtle fall through frame.
RAUL
(continuing)
Okay, Fifi, let's go. Now, remember what I told you... flap your legs back and forth really, really hard... you're gonna have a great time... ready, and... FLY!!
RAUL hurls Fifi out the window.
60 EXT. RAUL'S APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY
Fifi flies out a third story window and drops with a THUD on a huge mound of poodles on the ground below.
RAUL (V.O.)
Oh, man...!
And of course we can't forget the infamous:
Philo: Hello, and welcome to...
Secrets (echo)
Of (echo)
The Universe (echo)
Today, we will be learning how to make Plutonium out of common household items.
Slashdot Mirror
Dude, yer goin' to hell!
We see Raul standing in the middle of his funky apartment, surrounded by cages containing various household pets. RAUL (to camera) Hey, man, this is Raul Hernandez, and welcome to "Raul's Wild Kingdom," coming to you live from my apartment! How about that, huh? Okay, first thing we're gonna do today is check out the wonderful world of turtles. This is my friend Tommy. Say hello to the nice people, Tommy... (holds up turtle) Aaaay, isn't he great? Okay, so... the turtle is a member of the reptile family, right? And it's got this hard, protective shell... (he raps on it) ... which keeps predators away, and provides him with his own house for when he sleeps. And he's got these teeny tiny little legs, so he moves real slow. And not many people know this, but the turtle is also nature's suction cup! Watch this...
Raul turns the turtle over and throws it as hard as he can towards the ceiling. We hear an o.s. SUCTION sound.
RAUL
(continuing)
See that? It sticks! Okay, lets's see, what else we got here? Oh yeah, check this out.
He walks over to his ant farm, which is on top of his dresser.
RAUL
(continuing)
This is my ant farm. You know, ants are really amazing. They can carry fifty times their own weight, and they work for weeks and weeks making these intricate tunnels, and... oh yeah, they really hate it when you do this...
Raul grabs the ant farm and shakes it vigorously.
RAUL
(continuing)
Oh, look, they're really mad now!
58 INT. U62 - DAY
Bob is watching Raul on a monitor as George enters.
GEORGE
Hey, Bob, Where did you find this guy?
BOB
I thought you hired him...
59 INT. RAUL'S APARTMENT
Several yapping poodles now surround Raul. He picks one up and starts swinging it back and forth by an open window.
RAUL
Okay, Gigi, are you psyched? Are you ready? Okay, here we go... get ready... and... FLY!!
He hurls Gigi out the open window, then looks outside.
RAUL
(continuing)
Oh, man... You know, sometimes it takes 'em a long time to learn how to do it right.
(to poodles)
Okay... shut up... shut up... hey! All right, who's next?
The poodles jump up and down, yapping cheerfully. One jumps up into his arms. In the b.g. we see Tommy the Turtle fall through frame.
RAUL
(continuing)
Okay, Fifi, let's go. Now, remember what I told you... flap your legs back and forth really, really hard... you're gonna have a great time... ready, and... FLY!!
RAUL hurls Fifi out the window.
60 EXT. RAUL'S APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY
Fifi flies out a third story window and drops with a THUD on a huge mound of poodles on the ground below.
RAUL (V.O.)
Oh, man...!
And of course we can't forget the infamous:
Philo: Hello, and welcome to...
Secrets (echo)
Of (echo)
The Universe (echo)
Today, we will be learning how to make Plutonium out of common household items.