Dreamworks Delves Into Anime

Anyone ever go troll Slashcode? by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 18:31 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I realise it's not as visible, but I doubt that many troll for attention. It doesn't seem to have the two minute limit between posts. You can still post subject lines with no post, though it seems to be touchy about how you do it. Oh, and Taco:

Maxtor is Western Digital no matter how many kernels you compile.

Forgive my Tacoism by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 18:34 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Maxtor is Western Digital no matter how many kernels you compile.

It should read Maxtor is NOT Western Digital. I got excited about circumventing the troll ban.

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LNUX IS WORTH SIXTY-TWO CENTS YOU FAGGOTS by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 18:38 · Score: -1, Offtopic

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Listen to Notorious by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 18:42 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Things Done Changed

Verse One:

Remember back in the days, when niggaz had waves
Gazelle shades, and corn braids
Pitchin pennies, honies had the high top jellies
Shootin skelly, motherfuckers was all friendly
Loungin at the barbeques, drinkin brews
with the neighborhood crews, hangin on the avenues
Turn your pagers, to nineteen ninety three
Niggaz is gettin smoked G, believe me
Talk slick, you get your neck slit quick
Cause real street niggaz ain't havin that shit
Totin techs for rep, smokin blunts in the project
hallways, shootin dice all day
Wait for niggaz to step up on some fightin shit
We get hype and shit and start lifin shit
So step away with your fist fight ways
Motherfucker this ain't back in the days, but you don't hear me though

Verse Two:

No more cocoa leave-io, one two three
One two three, all of this to me, is a mystery
I hear you motherfuckers talk about it
But I stay seein bodies with the motherfuckin chalk around it
And I'm down with the shit too
For the stupid motherfuckers wanna try to use Kung-Fu
Instead of a Mac-10 he tried scrappin
Slugs in his back and, that's what the fuck happens
when you sleep on the street
Little motherfuckers with heat, want ta leave a nigga six feet deep
And we comin to the wake
To make sure the cryin and commotion ain't a motherfuckin fake
Back in the days, our parents used to take care of us
Look at em now, they even fuckin scared of us
Callin the city for help because they can't maintain
Damn, shit done changed

Verse Three:

If I wasn't in the rap game
I'd probably have a key knee deep in the crack game
Because the streets is a short stop
Either you're slingin crack rock or you got a wicked jumpshot
Shit, it's hard being young from the slums
eatin five cent gums not knowin where your meals comin from
And now the shit's gettin crazier and major
Kids younger than me, they got the Sky grand Pagers
Goin outta town, blowin up
Six months later all the dead bodies showin up
It make me wanna grab the nine and the shottie
But I gotta go identify the body
Damn, what happened to the summertime cookouts?
Everytime I turn around a nigga gettin took out
Shit, my momma got cancer in her breast
Don't ask me why I'm motherfuckin stressed, things done changed

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Why don't my bans last 72 hours? by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 18:46 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Please, please prevent me from trolling here. It's so addictive.

Mozlla is not Mozilla

Maxtor is not Western Digital

Who is this ascii master? by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 18:53 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I have a profound respect for ascii art. I think it's considered lame by the site janitors because they don't have the imagination for it. Keep it up and flex and the lameness filter.

8=====D

That's the best I can muster ;)

The Wrath by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 19:00 · Score: -1, Offtopic

The little farmers watched debt creep up on them like the tide. They sprayed the trees and sold no crop, they pruned and grafted and could not pick the crop. And the men of knowledge have worked, have considered, and the fruit is rotting on the ground, and the decaying mash in the wine vats is poisoning the air. And taste the wine--no grape flavor at all, just sulphor and tannic acid and alcohol.

This little orchard will be part of a great holding next year, for the debt will have choked the owner.

This vineyard will belong to the bank. Only the great owners can survive, for they won the canneries too. And four pears peeled and cut in half, cooked and canned, still cost fifteen cents. And the canned pears do not spoil. They will last for years.

The decay spreads over the State, and the sweet smell is a great sorrow on the land. Men who can graft the trees and make the seed fertile and big can find no way to let the hungry people eat their produce. men who have created new fruits in the world cannot create a system whereby their fruits may be eaten. and the failure hangs over the State like a great sorrow.

The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people come from miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosine on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit--and kerosine sprayed over the golden mountains.

And the smell of rot fills the country.

Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putresence drip down into the earth.

There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificates--died of malnutrition-- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot.

The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quicklime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is a failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

Re:Might not be easy after all by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 19:18 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Introduction
What is phone sex?
Isn't phone sex for dweebs, perverts and losers?
How much is it going to cost me--really?
How can I avoid getting ripped off?
How can I get it for cheap--or free?
What are the different kinds of phone sex service numbers?
How can I get the most out of a phone sex call?
What are some good numbers to call?
Is it worth calling a phonesex number to learn how to "do it" right?
Who is Joe Parsons, anyway??
Thanks to...

1. Introduction
Welcome to the Phone sex FAQ. This document will hopefully answer a lot of questions you may have about the many ways to get your rocks off with a telephone call. Although erotic phone chat has been around for as long as people have communicated by telephone ("One ringy-dingy...two ringy-dingy...Gracious, hello! Mr. Vidal...what am I wearing now? I've got a short pink teddy, and my nipples are hard thinking about you. ". At some point a light bulb went on in some enterprising entrepreneur's mind and s/he decided there was a way to make money talking dirty. Before the days of the infotext (pay-per-call. industry phone sex operators would receive payment in advance of a call or have a credit card number on file for a regular caller.

976 numbers changed the face of the phone sex industry. With this special exchange the owner of the phone sex business could establish a per-minute rate and let the phone company handle the billing and collection. The industry earned a black eye early in the game when preadolescent boys racked up thousands of dollars in charges calling phone sex operators.

When abuses appear, regulation soon follows. Many phone companies, fearing adverse publicity, either discontinued 976 programs or simply refused to collect for those calls. "976" soon became synonymous with "phone smut," and those numbers all but died out.

A desire for a positive public image soon lost out to desire for the revenues possible from pay-per-call business. The 900 exchange was born. The owner of the phone information business (the "Information Provider," or "IP" for short. would lease a line or group of lines from AT&T or MCI. Enterprising IPs discovered that people would pay anywhere from $1.00 per minute up to $50.00 per minute if they could get the information they sought. Software companies whose tech support departments were swamped discovered that their users were more than willing to pay $3.00 per minute to get technical questions answered without long waits on hold. Late night callers could call their own personal psychics at the urging of various movie or recording stars. Baseball players were setting up their own 900 numbers to get calls from adoring fans.

Phone sex entrepreneurs jumped back into the fray as well. Soon there were full-color beaver shots showing up in Hustler and Penthouse urging the reader to "Call me--my pussy's hot for you now..." Callers were willing to pay in some cases hundreds of dollars for a call to one of these gorgeous, horny phone sex operators.

As more and more IPs jumped visibly into the telephone sex business, the telephone companies were faced with the same old image problem. They knew they would not be able to shut down those operations, but the would be able to make life a lot more difficult. They did this by leasing these lines with a number of conditions. The most important of these was that they would not bill or collect for 900 sex lines. The IPs were now forced to turn to alternative, third-party billing for these calls. From a practical standpoint this meant that an IP could not be sure of collecting for any call made, since the telephone company would not disconnect the caller's service for an unpaid 900 bill. The rate of chargebacks increased dramatically.

In the face of these difficulties there are a number of alternatives in phone sex. This document will explore some of them.

2. What is phone sex?

This may seem to be a stupid question (but, then a FAQ is about stupid questions, isn't it?.. Let's define phone sex as a telephone conversation between two or more people whose object is to arouse, titillate and stimulate the caller or callers, hopefully to the point of orgasm. Some have described phone sex as guided masturbation fantasy. If that definition works for you, be my guest. A phone sex conversation may start out on a simple conversational level, but by mutual consent and expectation it will move into an erotic area. You might describe phone sex as an interactive erotic audio fantasy. The conversation is generally (but not always. explicit and hardcore. It is not generally a prelude to a face-to-face meeting.

3. Isn't phone sex for dweebs, perverts and losers?

While there are certainly dweebs, perverts and losers who are frequent callers, phone sex has provided a healthy (and safe. sexual outlet for many people. People who do not now have a regular sex partner may find the interaction with another person to be a welcome change from solitary masturbation. The presence of a person at the other end of the line provides another dimension to the fantasy which can significantly enhance the experience.

4. How much is it going to cost me--really?

The cost of a call will generally be determined by the length of the call. That depends at least partly on the caller. Let's assume for the time being that you are a heterosexual male calling a female at a phone sex number. If she is doing her job properly she'll engage you in some sort of conversation so she knows at least something about you. If you don't give her a lot to go on, the call might take longer. The "average" call (if there is one. will last anywhere from 5 minutes to 14 minutes. The best way to avoid an unexpectedly huge bill is to set some sort of timer before you make the call. Time has a way of getting out of hand when you're not paying attention! If you're calling a service whose rate is $3.99 per minute, you can reasonably expect to spend between $30.00 and $40.00 for the call.

5. How can I avoid getting ripped off?

First, be clear about your expectations for the call. You generally need to make the first move as far as explicit talk is concerned; the girl will not normally take the initiative. Once you say, for example, "I'd like to lick your pussy," or "I'm sitting here with my hard dick in my hand," you've hopefully opened the door, so to speak. The girl on the other end of the line at that point should get quite graphic. If she doesn't, you're probably calling a number whose primary intent is to hold you on the line for as long as possible without delivering what you called for in the first place. You are a consumer, and you have every right to demand the service you're paying for.

Second, do NOT give your credit card number to a telephone sex operator. Sure, your credit card company will protect you, but do you really want to leave yourself open for those kinds of hassles?

Finally, be VERY aware of the time; the meter ticks, and the dollars can mount up quickly if you're not paying attention. Even though it may seem a bit tacky, set a timer before you make the call so you don't lose track. Once you've hit your budget figure, it's perfectly okay to just hang up. You don't have to stand on a lot of ceremony here. Personally, I like to say something nice to the lady on the other line--particularly if it was a really good call.

6. How can I get it for cheap--or free?

This is just like asking, "I know I can get laid if I pay a callgirl a couple of hundred bucks! How can I get laid for free?" The answer to the phone sex question is about the same. There are many people on the Internet and other on-line communities who have been able to develop very rewarding phone sex relationships with other users (your humble author is one such fortunate person.. How to go about it? In just the same way you'd go about developing a relationship with another human being in 3D. Assuming you're willing and able to do that, then the calls you'd make with that other person would proceed pretty much the way a pay-per-call encounter would happen. It's a matter of having your expectations clear on both ends of the telephone line.

How to get it cheap? You have several choices here. First, do not make the mistake of assuming that just because the ad you see for the number is very explicit that you'll get great phone. Many of the numbers with very low rates are a come-on for more expensive lines. There are several different types of phone sex lines to choose from, and each has limitations and strong points.

809 numbers: These are phone numbers located in the Dominican Republic. They do not charge a per-minute fee, so you'll just pay the regular phone charges. The charge could be as low as about $0.33 per minute. These lines tend to be oriented toward dating databases and multi party chat lines. You could spend an hour on the line and not drop much more than $20 or $30, depending on your long distance carrier. Some callers have been able to connect with real people for later phone sex calls away from the party line. Many of these lines also have recorded fantasies and live one-on-one chat with women. Some of those women will talk explicitly with you; most won't. It doesn't cost too much to test the waters here, though.

7. What are the different kinds of phone sex service numbers?

900 numbers: These are the ones you see advertised in all the sex mags. Some of them are good, some of them not so good. You're pretty much taking a chance. Refer to section (5. above. 900 numbers today are relying on third-party billing or hoping to make a lot of money before they get shut down, or ripping off the caller. Just be careful and keep your wits about you.

011 numbers: These are the real offshore numbers. Some of the ads will tell you that you can talk to "Horny Swedish Bi Nympho Sluts," but in reality most of these numbers go to an island off the coast of Africa. The "Swedish" angle is to deal with the fact that many of these women have strong accents. (All you folks for whom English is not your native language: please don't take offense at the "accent" remark !. The point is that in some cases you may have to deal with a person on the other end who does not have a good command of the language; as a matter of fact, some of them are almost unintelligible! On the plus side, you're only paying long distance charges, but you should always be aware of the ticking of the clock, and also what the per minute long distance charges are.

800 Numbers: These will bill your credit card. Refer to section (5. above: how to avoid getting ripped off.

10XXX Numbers: These are a brand new entry onto the phone sex scene. the first six digits you dial will route your call through a central switch, while the rest will put you through to the service. You will be charged a per-minute fee of between $1.99 and $4.99 per minute, depending on what number you're calling. There is always some sort of recorded introduction (for any pay-per-call number. telling you to hang up if you're under 18, and disclosing what the cost per minute is. Pay attention to this!

The 10XXX numbers have gotten popular quickly for a couple of reasons; Most of the 10XXX numbers connect to locations in Canada, so you are not dealing with any sort of language problems as you might with some of the offshore numbers. Finally, the providers who have started the 10XXX programs are generally very experienced in providing phone sex services; these numbers tend to have a high percentage of repeat callers, just as a popular callgirl would have a "book" of regular customers.

One number that's representative of a 10XXX service is

10509-1-514-851-1599

You can generally count on the 10XXX numbers to deliver explicit (hardcore. phone sex.

8. How can I get the most out of a phone sex call?

First, it helps if you're in the right state of mind. If you're in a foul mood because you've just had a fight with your Significant Other (or whomever. you probably would be better off not making the call until you're in a better frame of mind. It does help if you're in a quiet place where you can relax (putting on music helps. and where you know you won't be disturbed while you're on the phone.

Just as with regular 3D sex, it helps to be prepared and relaxed beforehand. A glass or two of wine (or whatever. might help you to lower your inhibitions and get into the fantasy more readily. And (though it may seem a bit tacky for me to mention it. it's a good idea to have a box of tissues close at hand.

Be prepared to take an active part in the conversation. That doesn't mean you have to create the whole scenario, but you'll find it works a lot better when you're giving the girl some input from your end. I know a few phone sex girls in 3D (and many of them are in fact pretty!. and they will often get off themselves if their caller is really turned on.

When you are about to have an orgasm, let her know somehow. Your "signal" could be heavy breathing from you, or just tell her what's happening with you. She'll take it from there.

9. What are some good numbers to call?

If you just want to test the waters without spending a lot of money, try the 809 number, but don't expect a weak-kneed, dripping orgasm type of call (unless you really get lucky!. You'll just pay regular long distance rates.

If you're looking for the "real thing," your best bet is a 10XXX number. You can safely assume you'll have a hot, explicit call with no holds barred.

For this you might try 10509-1-514-851-1599

This number carries a charge of $3.99 per minute, and you can realistically expect to be on the phone for anywhere between 6 and 12 minutes. It's up to you to determine whether it's worth it *for you.* If I were going to justify it for myself, I'd have to say that paying 40 bucks for a nice orgasm that is totally safe is not a bad deal, particularly if there's a nice, sympathetic person on the other end. I am not you, though, so you might see it a different way.

For another look at phone sex, read my article "Phone sex--The Straight Scoop!" on several Usenet newsgroups (and Compuserve. near you. This article contains a word-for-word description of a "typical" phone sex call.

10. Is it worth calling a phonesex number to learn how to "do it" right?

If you buy into the notion that we all have something to learn about interacting with people at any level, the answer could be a resounding "Maybe." If you are lucky enough to connect with another person on an intimate level through the Net or any online service, you might find that having some familiarity with telephone sex could enhance the experience forboth of you.

If you read "Phonesex--The Straight Scoop," you'll see how a "typical" call happens. Making love with another person on the telephone,when it is done "right," is much more than sexual talk.

11. Who is Joe Parsons, anyway??

Joe Parsons is a writer living in the San Francisco Bay area. As of this writing, he is producing erotic audio dramas for release near the end of the year (1994.. Since as a writer he is just one step away from being unemployed, he spends a lot of time sailing "Good Faith" out of Berkeley, California.

He can be reached at joepar@ix.netcom.com on CI$: 72133,1105

12. Even though this might not be the Great American FAQ, it did require a fair amount of work and lots of, um...research. The author is indebted to:

Elley for the fan mail
Marticha for the same nice words
My dear pal Marsha--she knows why.
Everyone who reads this stuff and gets something out of it.
Finally, thanks to all the sweet-voiced ladies of phone sex

-- M.Z.

Math.PI by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 19:35 · Score: -1, Offtopic

First 4000 digits of pi:

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993 75 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 28481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381 96442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190 91456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412 73724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364 36789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160 94330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185 48074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949 12983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217 98609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051 32000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178 72146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892 35420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099 60518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318 59502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118 81710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473 03598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957 78185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019 89380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019 52035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131 51557485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509 83817546374649393192550604009277016711390098488240 12858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837 44944825537977472684710404753464620804668425906949 12933136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935 11253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922 79678235478163600934172164121992458631503028618297 45557067498385054945885869269956909272107975093029 55321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753 56636980742654252786255181841757467289097777279380 00816470600161452491921732172147723501414419735685 48161361157352552133475741849468438523323907394143 33454776241686251898356948556209921922218427255025 42568876717904946016534668049886272327917860857843 83827967976681454100953883786360950680064225125205 11739298489608412848862694560424196528502221066118 63067442786220391949450471237137869609563643719172 87467764657573962413890865832645995813390478027590 09946576407895126946839835259570982582262052248940 77267194782684826014769909026401363944374553050682 03496252451749399651431429809190659250937221696461 51570985838741059788595977297549893016175392846813 82686838689427741559918559252459539594310499725246 80845987273644695848653836736222626099124608051243 88439045124413654976278079771569143599770012961608 94416948685558484063534220722258284886481584560285 06016842739452267467678895252138522549954666727823 98645659611635488623057745649803559363456817432411 25150760694794510965960940252288797108931456691368 67228748940560101503308617928680920874760917824938 58900971490967598526136554978189312978482168299894 87226588048575640142704775551323796414515237462343 64542858444795265867821051141354735739523113427166 10213596953623144295248493718711014576540359027993 44037420073105785390621983874478084784896833214457 13868751943506430218453191048481005370614680674919 27819119793995206141966342875444064374512371819217 99983910159195618146751426912397489409071864942319 61567945208095146550225231603881930142093762137855 95663893778708303906979207734672218256259966150142 15030680384477345492026054146659252014974428507325 18666002132434088190710486331734649651453905796268 56100550810665879699816357473638405257145910289706 41401109712062804390397595156771577004203378699360 07230558763176359421873125147120532928191826186125 86732157919841484882916447060957527069572209175671 16722910981690915280173506712748583222871835209353 96572512108357915136988209144421006751033467110314 12671113699086585163983150197016515116851714376576 18351556508849099898599823873455283316355076479185 35893226185489632132933089857064204675259070915481 41654985946163718027098199430992448895757128289059 23233260972997120844335732654893823911932597463667 30583604142813883032038249037589852437441702913276 56180937734440307074692112019130203303801976211011 00449293215160842444859637669838952286847831235526 58213144957685726243344189303968642624341077322697 80280731891544110104468232527162010526522721116603 96

Want to get around those annoying bans? by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 19:55 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Then try
SafeProxy
and get trolling!

LNUX so to be delisted, Hemos slits wrists! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 19:57 · Score: -1, Offtopic

It should only be about another week. Then what Slashdorks?

Re:Troll OUT! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 20:06 · Score: -1, Offtopic

lol....
it's text freestyling
about slashdot nerds
thats fucking hilarious
+5 troll!!
-kw

Here's my first attempt by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 20:34 · Score: -1, Offtopic

It's Friday morning, I'm thinking danish and coffee

I got a new proxy, yo Taco can't stop me

Posting subjects in caps cuz I can't type

Trolling all out, don't believe the hype

Wit as sharp as a Gensu blade that's overwhelming like a Mongol raid

Words whirling like a dervish in a trance

Flaming retorts caught up in a dance

Play on words like Paganinni on a fiddle

Blow you mind with a subject line riddle

Losing my meter and maybe my mind

I guess I'll try again at another time

Re:Can't see how... by gad_zuki! · 2002-07-25 20:49 · Score: 1, Offtopic

Just some advice here, an effective writer just doesn't toss the word rape around. Its like seeing the word 'fuck' in every sentence. Whatever point you were trying to make was drowned out by the little voice in my head telling me that you are an incredibly petulant little fanboy of no consequence.

PR0N by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 20:50 · Score: -1, Offtopic

PR0N

Re:A reality check, and short play! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-07-25 20:55 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Nice troll. Well, a little obvious, but all in all an excellent effort.

FYI: panic.c by terriblekarmanow+tm · 2002-07-25 20:57 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I had to strip the most comments because Taco thinks comments are "junk characters". How fitting. asmlinkage void sys_sync(void); extern void hard_reset_now(void); extern void do_unblank_screen(void); extern int C_A_D; int panic_timeout = 0; void panic_setup(char *str, int *ints) { if (ints[0] == 1) panic_timeout = ints[1]; } NORET_TYPE void panic(const char * fmt, ...) { static char buf[1024]; va_list args; int i; va_start(args, fmt); vsprintf(buf, fmt, args); va_end(args); printk(KERN_EMERG "Kernel panic: %s\n",buf); if (current == task[0]) printk(KERN_EMERG "In swapper task - not syncing\n"); else sys_sync(); do_unblank_screen(); if (panic_timeout > 0) { printk(KERN_EMERG "Rebooting in %d seconds..",panic_timeout); for(i = 0; i < (panic_timeout*1000); i++) udelay(1000); hard_reset_now(); } for(;;); } int bad_user_access_length(void) { panic("bad_user_access_length executed (not cool, dude)"); }