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August 22nd EFF Benefit Party at the DNA Lounge
Jamie Zawinski writes "Mark your calendars: on Thursday, August 22nd, we're throwing a benefit party for the EFF at DNA Lounge in San Francisco! In addition to great music from DDR, Kid606, and many others, you can also witness the carnage of the first ever Wil Wheaton versus Barney Celebrity Boxing Match! Can Wil, with his backing from the EFF, protect free speech and parody on the Internet and defeat Barney and his team of corporate lawyers? You can also join us earlier in the evening and meet Wil at a special VIP party: see the DNA Lounge announcement or the EFF press release for more details." Even if you can't attend, isn't now a good time to renew your membership?
You know, maybe learning HTML should be one of the things you put on your to do list. Right under, getting a brain.
Think nothing is impossible? Try slamming a revolving door.
Say hello to the Meta_Troller...
... now ... GO FUCK YOURSELF
All your trolls are belong to us
linux DOES rule and Winblows is only used by gay faggotty artists who are too poor to by a Mac
Thank you for listening
hate linux and gtk and the revamped mozilla and doesn't he like things like Motif, OSF, UNIXWARE and CDE and the old crappy netscape 3 and 4. I mean who would want to be a fan of this guy anyway.
trolling on the troll trolley
I am impressed come on smack me down again go on and do it. It doesn't matter. Slashdot would have to take out a few class B networks to take me down.
no he means double data rate RAM! hahahaha!
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Trollaxor community when last month CLIT confirmed that Trollaxor accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all trolls. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Trollaxor has lost more pubic hair, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Trollaxor is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent troll tuesday.
You don't need to be a klerck to predict Trollaxor's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Trollaxor faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Trollaxor because Trollaxor is DYING. Things are looking very bad for Trollaxor. As many of us are already aware, Trollaxor continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Trollaxor.com is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
CLIT leader k00sh states that there are 70 users of Trollaxor.com. How many users of t.c irc are there? Let's see. The number of trollaxor.com versus irc messages on t.c irc is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 70/5 = 14 AC shitheads pretending to be trollaxor. Crapflood posts on kiro5hin are about half of the volume of slashdot posts. Therefore there are about 700 crapflooders on Slashdot . A recent article put crapflooders at about 80 percent of the Trollaxor market. Therefore there are (70+14+7)*4 = 364 Trollaxor.com users. This is consistent with the number of Trollaxor.com posts.
Due to the troubles of Trollaxor, abysmal posts and so on, Trollaxor went out of business and was taken over by CLIT who sell another troubled trollboard. Now CLIT is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Trollaxor has steadily declined in market share. Trollaxor is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Trollaxor is to survive at all it will be among crapflood hobbyist dabblers. Trollaxor continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Trollaxor is DEAD.
Trollaxor is DYING.
Its a hilarious read. Even better to find out that its a woman who wrote and signed it. MOD THIS PARENT UP.
Doesn't sound like you're too familiar with them either. Of course, it also seems like you're just spewing out semi-meaningful posts in an attempt to gather up enough karma to keep trolling here.
Also, does it include objective C support, or just c/c++/fortran?
Must be nice living in San Francisco. All we can do here in Kent, Ohio is get drunk and have sex with our high school teachers.
I blog you
You blog me
Ten quadloos on Wesley C
While the MonkeyBoxers
RAWK with defeaning fain
Purple Lizard will be drained
Mod Karma -1: I sed bad wurds. If I cep my mouf shut, I wud be at riyses.