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Using Your Computer to Repel Pests

circletimessquare writes "A Thai guy wrote a program that uses your computer speaker to repel mosquitoes, cockroaches, and rats! Just when you thought you heard it all before (pun intended for no good reason). " Thats nothing- CowboyNeal can repel all known lifeforms just by playing his massive collection of boy band MP3s.

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  1. Does it work on pointy-headed bosses? by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just a thought.

  2. Works great, but...... by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hate cleaning up all those broken dishes every morning.

  3. Download by Betelgeuse · · Score: 5, Informative

    The software program they talk about can be found on (an almost all Thai) web site here.

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  4. Re:TMI TMI TMI!!!!! by JabberWokky · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Y'know, it actually occurs to me that Pater (aka CowboyNeal) is actually a pretty damn cool guy to laugh with everybody else at the fun that gets poked at him.

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  5. Mandatory congress joke. by tcd004 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cockroaches, Blood Suckers, and Rats!?!

    Better not fire up that baby in congress!

    Yeah, I know it's lame, but this is funnier.

    tcd004

  6. Re:Attract the mosquitoes by bauble · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this thing can repel them, I wonder if they have something that could be used to attract them somewhere else.

    As most geeks probably realize, it's generally much easier to repel a given organism than it is to attract it.

  7. Re:Attract the mosquitoes by Defender2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    That would make a nifty virus. When it infects a computer, it plays sound through the speakers to attract all sorts of critters. Since the victim can't hear it, they'll never know why.

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  8. Hey - stop picking on CowboyNeal! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    We can do it in the polls, but you, his boss -- no fair! Man, if I were CowboyNeal, I'd be thinking of talking to the Labor Commissioner about workplace harassment.

  9. You cant scare rats away! by brejc8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I scared rats away then who would power my computer?

  10. How gullible are you people by sam_handelman · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to a colleague at Rutgers:
    Hand-held electronic devices that rely on high-frequency sound to repel mosquitoes have become surprisingly popular in recent years .... Scientific studies have repeatedly shown that electronic mosquito repellers do not prevent host seeking mosquitoes from biting. In most cases, the claims made by distributors border on fraud.

    While your downloading this software, if you buy a NYC landmark from me, I'll throw in a set of Mr. Chiu's immortality rings at no extra charge!

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    1. Re:How gullible are you people by j-beda · · Score: 3, Informative
      Hey, that's a good link. Here it is clickable:

      http://www.acponline.org/journals/annals/01jun98/m osquito.htm.

  11. Re:Engineering Question by Zone5 · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's not so much that they're designed to emit sounds humans can't hear, as it is that they can't really be designed *NOT* to emit sounds humans can't hear.

    No matter what you do, you're going to be producing harmonics that may well lie outside the human range of hearing, and what with materials being imperfect, you could never perfectly limit the sound emissions to the normal human-audible range no matter how hard you tried. Even if you wanted to (and why?), there'd be the small matter of cost-effectiveness.

    Paying an extra $500 per speaker just so your dog doesn't get to hear something you can't isn't really a good investment.

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  12. I've used such devices... by pieterh · · Score: 4, Funny

    In my house, which was overrun by mice when they demolished a run-down building beside us. Dozens of mice, everywhere. The device produces little high frequency clicks that drives mice totally crazy. They just love it! All the mice descended on my kitchen, where I put the thing, and ate my cat's food. The cat just watched. Finally I had to poison them with old editions of MSDN, which they chew and swallow but cannot digest. They explode in little blue puffs.
    Cockroaches and mosquitos are less common here in Belgium, where I'm writing from, but tomorrow I'm going to download Punyaratanabunbhu's (that's Puny for short) Anti-Mal and try it on the cat.
    This has to be one of the weirdest uses for old PCs that I can imagine, following my neighbour, who gave an old laptop (no HD, no battery) to his kids as a toy. It really hurt to see them drop it and squeal with joy.

    1. Re:I've used such devices... by doorbot.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      which was overrun by mice when they demolished a run-down building beside us

      The mice demolished a building!?! Did they hire an outside contractor or did they do it themselves? Either way, though, that's definitely an effective way to get back at the prior owners for the mousetraps and rat poison.

    2. Re:I've used such devices... by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Informative

      (* which they chew and swallow but cannot digest. They explode in little blue puffs. *)

      That reminds me of teenagers who steel raw sodium from chemistry labs, mix it with popcorn, and toss it all to birds at that beach. Once they get a taste of the popcorn, they come back for more, and the naturally-frosty-coated sodium resembles the popcorn. Thus, they mistake the sodium for popcorn, ingest it, and then explode in mid-air because the sodium hits water in their stumach. Tweet tweet Boom.

      I wonder what the penalty would be if you are 18+ and caught?

  13. Re:Darwin's Revenge by Etcetera · · Score: 5, Funny

    Such a trick may only work for so long. Eventually bugs and pests will evolve a tolerance to it. Being that bugs reproduce pretty quickly, it may only take a few years before it is ineffective I would guess.

    That's the joy of a software solution -- it can keep up with evolution.

    Download Bug Repellant 2004 - now combats Roach 1.1 and Ant 2.0

    (FWIW, products like these have been out for some time and still seem to work effectivly. They're *repellants*, not killers. The only place a large-than normal tolerance would develop and grow/multiply is among roaches that decided to live within the range of the repellant.)

  14. Re:High Frequencies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    As a PhD student in animal behavior, stories like this really irk me.

    Although bats do emit ultrasound, only a few species of moths (the Noctuid moths) actually have the capacity to hear and respond to bat calls. They typically fold in their wings and just fall to the ground.

    Mosquitos have no such hearing capacity. Repeated studies by scientists and the FTC have demonstrated that the ultrasonic mosquito repellant systems fail to work as promised. Those devices, and the program described above, may be fun to tinker with, but they cannot help you.

  15. Don't just repel pests... by da3dAlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't give them a reason to get near you in the first place! Take a bath every day--it's a great excuse to get away from your computer for a while (and I promise that a little soap won't hurt you). That, and why not take a minute to clean up all the soda cans and pizza boxes lying around your desk/room/office. Unless you work outside, live in a dorm, or some other run-down dwelling, I don't see why you would need to repel anything in the first place. If you are attracting rodents, maybe you need to get a little better with the personal hygiene.

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    1. Re:Don't just repel pests... by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny
      Don't give them a reason to get near you in the first place! Take a bath every day--it's a great excuse to get away from your computer for a while (and I promise that a little soap won't hurt you). That, and why not take a minute to clean up all the soda cans and pizza boxes lying around your desk/room/office....If you are attracting rodents, maybe you need to get a little better with the personal hygiene.
      Revoke this dude's Geek Membership immediately! He is just not one of us.
  16. Re:High Frequencies by Flaming+Foobar · · Score: 3, Informative

    Mosquitos have no such hearing capacity

    A simple Google search found this at Earthlife.net: Sound is very important to mosquitos for a number of reasons one of these is the location of mates. The antennae of male mosquitoes are sensitive to the sounds created by the beating wings of females of the same species. Because females are usually larger than the males, the wings of males and females beat at different frequencies. This makes it possible for males to distinguish females from males based on the sound of the beating wings and helps in the detection of females of the right species

    So they do hear high sounds (and probably very faint sounds, too), though there is no mention of them actually recognizing their enemies from sound. There are lots of those electronic gadgets available, though.

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  17. Re:I need one for ANTS. by Skyshadow · · Score: 3, Funny
    I found that a four-part solution works best for ants:

    First, clean your kitchen and bathroom with a bleach-based cleaner (Soft Scrub) -- this will erase scent trails. Put all food in plastic bags or the fridge and be sure there isn't any water left in the sink.

    Next, follow them to estalish their points of entry and spackle them up if possible.

    Now, remove all pets/young children from the house and use the RAID ant killer. Spray it into any crevices you couldn't spackle. Kill 'em all.

    Finally, douse your home with liberal amounts of gasoline and light the place on fire. If you have connections with Air Guard personnel, convince them to check out an A6 and perform a follow-up napalm strike.

    Of course, this will only stop the ants for a while, but should still be a much-welcome reprieve from the things.

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  18. Real programmers... by GlassHeart · · Score: 3, Funny

    use gdb to get rid of bugs.

  19. Reminds me of something... by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Borland compilers, there was an example in the online help demonstrating proper usage of the sound() function... There's a brief description here. And yes, this was really in the help files :)

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  20. This program crashes Windows by gosand · · Score: 3, Funny
    I ran this program on every version of Windows, and every time I started it, Windows would crash.

    I guess because the software effectively repels bugs.

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  21. Re:Attract the mosquitoes by GutterBunny · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's been done. My code has been attracting bugs for years.

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  22. Make sure the polarity is right by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny


    I played the sounds backward and all the pests came back.

  23. Re:Attract the mosquitoes by Soko · · Score: 3, Funny

    If this thing can repel them, I wonder if they have something that could be used to attract them somewhere else.

    As most geeks probably realize, it's generally much easier to repel a given organism than it is to attract it.


    Except if that organism happens to be at the other end of the tech support phone line, asking where the "any" key is in Linux.

    *Bashes forehead on keyboard*

    Soko

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  24. MS should license the technology by 2Bits · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey since this thing repels bugs, I think MS should license this technology and make it part of their OS, and we would get a bug-free system, wouldn't we?

  25. hee by byrd77 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gives whole new meaning to "RAID array"

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  26. thats nothing... by jon+doh! · · Score: 4, Funny

    i've used my computer to repel women for years...

  27. Re:High Frequencies by one9nine · · Score: 3, Funny

    So does this mean if your speakers emit the wrong frequency, instead of repeling those bastards, you will get hundreds mosquitos trying to hump your speakers?

    Mini-Me, stop humping the laser. Why don't you and the frickin laser get a room.

  28. Linux version of this program looks bogus to me by leto · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I read the CNN article and went to the download site. I downloaded the file from thaiware.com.

    I created a "testuser", chmod a+rw /dev/dsp* and ran the thing. It seems like it's doing absolutely nothing. Though I'm curious was the experts can say about the strace

    Makes you wonder what the Windows version does. Too bad. I could use a working solution :(

  29. Other possible uses by anonymous_wombat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does it only work on mosquitos and roaches, or will it debug your software as well?