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Using Your Computer to Repel Pests

circletimessquare writes "A Thai guy wrote a program that uses your computer speaker to repel mosquitoes, cockroaches, and rats! Just when you thought you heard it all before (pun intended for no good reason). " Thats nothing- CowboyNeal can repel all known lifeforms just by playing his massive collection of boy band MP3s.

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  1. Does it work on pointy-headed bosses? by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just a thought.

    1. Re:Does it work on pointy-headed bosses? by Scrab · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only at 7 hz, which is the resonant frequeancy of your backside. But that woiuld make a mess of your office.......

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    2. Re:Does it work on pointy-headed bosses? by RCO · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The mosquito freq. works for the blood suckers. The rat freq. is self explanitory. The cockroach freg is for the ones that make your skin crawl.

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    3. Re:Does it work on pointy-headed bosses? by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dunno,

      It's my hair that's pointy, not my head.

  2. Works great, but...... by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hate cleaning up all those broken dishes every morning.

    1. Re:Works great, but...... by brejc8 · · Score: 2

      This is what happens if you dont!

      Or you culd catch them and make them pay for their evil deeds

  3. Jokes coming? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Millions of DEBUG and WINDOWS jokes to follow...

    1. Re:Jokes coming? by Diamon · · Score: 2

      So would bugs in the program cause bugs in the house?

    2. Re:Jokes coming? by uncoveror · · Score: 2

      Maybe they could add this feature to Pest Patrol, My favorite anti hacker and spyware tool.

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  4. Download by Betelgeuse · · Score: 5, Informative

    The software program they talk about can be found on (an almost all Thai) web site here.

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    1. Re:Download by Dahan · · Score: 2
      The wery wery important node says something about after you download and RUN the program, you might get a POP-UP with some kind of ERROR message in it. But after you dismiss that, if you get something that looks like a radar in your Taskbar, the program is working without any problems.

      Sounds pretty cheesy to me :)

  5. hmm... by questionlp · · Score: 2, Funny

    About a RAID array of say 14-15 15K RPM SCSI hard drives?

  6. Forget.. by iONiUM · · Score: 2

    Off! I'll just bring my laptop to the great outdoors... with a wireless net connection you could download different types of repellent too, maybe ones for bees and annoying campers who won't leave you alone.

    1. Re:Forget.. by Mike+the+Mac+Geek · · Score: 2

      I wish I could play an MP3 that would get rid of campers. Fuckin' Campers.

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    2. Re:Forget.. by idontneedanickname · · Score: 2, Funny

      the repelent against campers that won't leave you alone: boy band mp3's WARNING: Do not use near american teens, may have oposite effect. (Disclaimer: I cannot be help responsible for any damages caused (mental or other)

    3. Re:Forget.. by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 2, Funny

      Camper Repellant... (tm) (Please note. This has only been tested at Renaissance Faires, ergo your milage may vary)
      1) Set up your site wherever you can find a nearby picnic table. It will soon not matter how many *other* people are near it.
      2) Place a set of bagpipes on the picnic table. Followed by a copy of "Bagpipes for beginners".
      3) In approx. 10 minutes, you will be the ONLY sentient life form in about a 1 mile radius.
      4) Enjoy your camping in peace!

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  7. uhm by Dizzo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Some users of the mosquito-repelling program have reported headaches after long periods spent in front of a computer emitting the bug-repelling high-pitched whine."

    No comment on whether these users got the same headaches just by sitting in front of the computer for hours at a time without the program running?

  8. Engineering Question by delphin42 · · Score: 2

    Why are speakers designed to emit sound at frequencies undectable by humans in the first place? I can't imagine that the designers of computer speakers had these types of applications in mind. Does the program work with any speakers, and do some speakers offer better high frequency performance than others?

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    1. Re:Engineering Question by Zone5 · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not so much that they're designed to emit sounds humans can't hear, as it is that they can't really be designed *NOT* to emit sounds humans can't hear.

      No matter what you do, you're going to be producing harmonics that may well lie outside the human range of hearing, and what with materials being imperfect, you could never perfectly limit the sound emissions to the normal human-audible range no matter how hard you tried. Even if you wanted to (and why?), there'd be the small matter of cost-effectiveness.

      Paying an extra $500 per speaker just so your dog doesn't get to hear something you can't isn't really a good investment.

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    2. Re:Engineering Question by sasami · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More to the point, you want the frequency-response curve of the speaker to be flat as possible throughout the range of human hearing. That means the dropoff at the end of the curve has to be outside the range of human hearing.

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    3. Re:Engineering Question by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* No matter what you do, you're going to be producing harmonics that may well lie outside the human range of hearing, and what with materials being imperfect, you could never perfectly limit the sound emissions to the normal human-audible range no matter how hard you tried. *)

      Yes, but wouldn't the imperfections be *different* per speaker?

      The article made it sound like it takes different patterns or frequencies of sounds for different critters. If they are that picky, then the variation (imperfections) in each speaker may be ruin the customization.

      Manufactures are likely to only test for the human range, ignoring problems outside of that. That is how cheapskates cut corners.

    4. Re:Engineering Question by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* If it's fine for the human range of hearing, why would that be cutting corners? Sounds like being smart. Anything else seems like a waste of money. *)

      Problems or inconsistencies in outside ranges may indicate deeper problems. A high-quality manufacturer would chuck the suspected ones also (or resell them to cheaper vendors).

  9. Re:TMI TMI TMI!!!!! by JabberWokky · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Y'know, it actually occurs to me that Pater (aka CowboyNeal) is actually a pretty damn cool guy to laugh with everybody else at the fun that gets poked at him.

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  10. Mandatory congress joke. by tcd004 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cockroaches, Blood Suckers, and Rats!?!

    Better not fire up that baby in congress!

    Yeah, I know it's lame, but this is funnier.

    tcd004

  11. High Frequencies by Flaming+Foobar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The electronic mosquito repellents use ultrasonic sound, i.e. sound that is so high that it can't be heard by humans. Basically, they emit similar sounds as the natural enemies of mosquitos. I really wonder how well such sounds can be reproduced using regular computer speakers that can barely reproduce the frequencies we hear.

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    1. Re:High Frequencies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      As a PhD student in animal behavior, stories like this really irk me.

      Although bats do emit ultrasound, only a few species of moths (the Noctuid moths) actually have the capacity to hear and respond to bat calls. They typically fold in their wings and just fall to the ground.

      Mosquitos have no such hearing capacity. Repeated studies by scientists and the FTC have demonstrated that the ultrasonic mosquito repellant systems fail to work as promised. Those devices, and the program described above, may be fun to tinker with, but they cannot help you.

    2. Re:High Frequencies by Flaming+Foobar · · Score: 3, Informative

      Mosquitos have no such hearing capacity

      A simple Google search found this at Earthlife.net: Sound is very important to mosquitos for a number of reasons one of these is the location of mates. The antennae of male mosquitoes are sensitive to the sounds created by the beating wings of females of the same species. Because females are usually larger than the males, the wings of males and females beat at different frequencies. This makes it possible for males to distinguish females from males based on the sound of the beating wings and helps in the detection of females of the right species

      So they do hear high sounds (and probably very faint sounds, too), though there is no mention of them actually recognizing their enemies from sound. There are lots of those electronic gadgets available, though.

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    3. Re:High Frequencies by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "The electronic mosquito repellents use ultrasonic sound, i.e. sound that is so high that it can't be heard by humans. Basically, they emit similar sounds as the natural enemies of mosquitos. I really wonder how well such sounds can be reproduced using regular computer speakers that can barely reproduce the frequencies we hear."

      I've read Consumer Reports Magazine articles about these things. Supposedly they emit the sound of a dragonfly which is the mosquito's natural enemy. According to the TV ads, the devices are "Tested by the US Army" but not endorsed. According to the Consumer Reports article, the things don't work worth sh~t and you're better off using regular citronella(sp?) based insect repellents.

      Maybe this thai software has something the commerical devices don't?

    4. Re:High Frequencies by kc0dby · · Score: 2

      Actually, if you've ever had a mosquito buzzing around your head for an extended period of time, (I'm not sure if it was male or female, I tend to use lethal force on these creatures without lifting up its leg to check its gender) you would find that not only is the sound audible, but it isn't really near the top of our range either.

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    5. Re:High Frequencies by j-beda · · Score: 2
      I think that studies have also shown that citronella based repellents are also pretty shitty. Basically the most effective thing is DEET based, and DEET can be a pretty nasty chemical. Citronella smells good though...

      I seem to recall that a research group puts a bunch of voulenteers out in the woods need Winnipeg each year coated in various products and using various candles, sound devices, and other such products. Each year they find pretty much the same thing - DEET repells them, thick coatings (bear grease, hand soap, etc.) forms a physical barrier that prevents bites, and pretty much everything else does diddley squat.

      I do recall that Discover once reported that mosquitos prefer pigs to humans, so keeping one of them around as a pet might be effective. Sleep with your pig and prevent malaria/west nile virus infections!

    6. Re:High Frequencies by topham · · Score: 2

      Unfortunatly sleeping with a pig might increase the chance of influenza...

    7. Re:High Frequencies by one9nine · · Score: 3, Funny

      So does this mean if your speakers emit the wrong frequency, instead of repeling those bastards, you will get hundreds mosquitos trying to hump your speakers?

      Mini-Me, stop humping the laser. Why don't you and the frickin laser get a room.

    8. Re:High Frequencies by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Someone gift me one of the variable-setting sonic repellers. I can hear it quite plainly even at the high frequency "flying bugs" setting; at the "rodent" setting, *anyone* could hear it.... for miles around!!! If it repels anything, it's because it gives 'em a resounding ear-ache.

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  12. Re:Attract the mosquitoes by bauble · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this thing can repel them, I wonder if they have something that could be used to attract them somewhere else.

    As most geeks probably realize, it's generally much easier to repel a given organism than it is to attract it.

  13. Re:Attract the mosquitoes by Defender2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    That would make a nifty virus. When it infects a computer, it plays sound through the speakers to attract all sorts of critters. Since the victim can't hear it, they'll never know why.

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  14. Hey - stop picking on CowboyNeal! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    We can do it in the polls, but you, his boss -- no fair! Man, if I were CowboyNeal, I'd be thinking of talking to the Labor Commissioner about workplace harassment.

    1. Re:Hey - stop picking on CowboyNeal! by slothbait · · Score: 2

      Ahh we all love Neal.

  15. You cant scare rats away! by brejc8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I scared rats away then who would power my computer?

    1. Re:You cant scare rats away! by k2enemy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      just put the speaker behind him and he'll run faster!
      actaully it would be interesting to do an experiment where the rat powers the speaker. i wonder if he would try to run faster or if he would "get it" and stop running.

    2. Re:You cant scare rats away! by brejc8 · · Score: 2

      Actually the original setup had the board attached to a speaker.
      It would make horrible high pitched noises because it was running in a software loop.
      I couldnt be bothered to complete the version which would sing daisy daisy. Manybe ill get an undergrad to do it.

  16. How gullible are you people by sam_handelman · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to a colleague at Rutgers:
    Hand-held electronic devices that rely on high-frequency sound to repel mosquitoes have become surprisingly popular in recent years .... Scientific studies have repeatedly shown that electronic mosquito repellers do not prevent host seeking mosquitoes from biting. In most cases, the claims made by distributors border on fraud.

    While your downloading this software, if you buy a NYC landmark from me, I'll throw in a set of Mr. Chiu's immortality rings at no extra charge!

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    1. Re:How gullible are you people by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Scientific studies have repeatedly shown that electronic mosquito repellers do not prevent host seeking mosquitoes from biting. In most cases, the claims made by distributors border on fraud.

      What about all the other pests? (cockroaches, rats, etc.)

    2. Re:How gullible are you people by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hey, I have one of those, and I haven't been bitten by a single mosquito while wearing it this summer.

      Then again, I also have yet to be bitten by a bear, shark, or vampire while using the device... and come to think of it, it even seems to keep those pesky meteorites at bay. Bonus!

    3. Re:How gullible are you people by j-beda · · Score: 3, Informative
      Hey, that's a good link. Here it is clickable:

      http://www.acponline.org/journals/annals/01jun98/m osquito.htm.

    4. Re:How gullible are you people by nathanm · · Score: 2

      No kidding! If it actually worked, people would be downloading it on every computer here in Minnesota, where our state bird is the mosquito (a little MN humor).

      There was a recent series of articles in the St Paul Pioneer Press about mosquitoes, including what works & doesn't work against them. The most effective are the new propane powered traps, but they cost a few $100. DEET based bug repellant works. Citronella candles work somewhat, but only for a very small area.

      For more info, check out the Metropolitan Mosquito Control District (yes, we're that serious about mosquitoes).

    5. Re:How gullible are you people by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Correction, the Minn. State Bird is the *twin-engine* mosquito.... (I used to live there, and how fondly I recall being carried off as a midnight snack :)

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  17. Re:Windows bugs by stuuf · · Score: 2, Funny

    If its a real pest repellant, it will disable Windows Update and stop Internet Explorer from wanting to be a default browser, and de-integrate media player

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  18. What about my monitor by qurob · · Score: 2, Funny


    It makes this annoying, high pitched noise in certain video modes, when I'm trying to play MAME games. I know it makes the dog jump up and get the hell out of the living room.

  19. Heh by Pyrosz · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought CmdrTaco was going to say:

    "Thats nothing- CowboyNeal can repel all known lifeforms just by standing there!

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  20. I remember this stuff from Back in the Day (tm) by jpmoney · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Back in the BBS days, I remember "a friend of mine" downloading a program that was supposed to emit "mind-altering" tones that would simulate drug-use/hallucinations. Basically the program just showed random screensaver-esque and nifty/trippy color stuff on the screen while making your pc-speaker buzz odd tones.

    Yeah, it was crap, but it just makes me wonder if this thing is crap too.

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  21. Best pest repellant by eyepeepackets · · Score: 2

    is portsentry: repels dozens of pests every day!

    Combine it with heavy editing of /etc/inetd.conf and entries in hosts.allow and hosts.deny, you can keep the pests away from your boxen with very little effort. Tail -f /var/log/messages and you can see the little buggers trying to pester you right before *SWAT* they're locked out!

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  22. What kind fo filter would you use? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Speakers don't generate an exact range of sounds, with perfect reproduction inside the range and dead silence outside. You'd have to add some kind of way expensive filter. What would be the use?

  23. Ideal for Simputer by teetam · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know about PCs in America, but the Indian Simputer definitely needs this feature!

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  24. Re:How about something a bit more useful? by Tadrith · · Score: 2

    Personally, I just shut my door and put on some nice programming music - Marilyn Manson.

    Not only repels my boss, but the entirety of our company from my room!

  25. Oh, the memories by rcw-home · · Score: 2

    This reminds me of third grade when I'd program the Commodore 64 in the back of the classroom to generate a constant 18khz tone designed to covertly give everyone in the back row a headache. At the time, I was convinced they all deserved much worse. :)

  26. Research shown to cause cancer in lab animals by XaXXon · · Score: 2

    Some users of the mosquito-repelling program have reported headaches after long periods spent in front of a computer emitting the bug-repelling high-pitched whine.

    Some users have reported headaches after long periods spent in front of a computer.

    College education costs are on the rise, and I think the actual college education is degrading just as fast...

  27. I've used such devices... by pieterh · · Score: 4, Funny

    In my house, which was overrun by mice when they demolished a run-down building beside us. Dozens of mice, everywhere. The device produces little high frequency clicks that drives mice totally crazy. They just love it! All the mice descended on my kitchen, where I put the thing, and ate my cat's food. The cat just watched. Finally I had to poison them with old editions of MSDN, which they chew and swallow but cannot digest. They explode in little blue puffs.
    Cockroaches and mosquitos are less common here in Belgium, where I'm writing from, but tomorrow I'm going to download Punyaratanabunbhu's (that's Puny for short) Anti-Mal and try it on the cat.
    This has to be one of the weirdest uses for old PCs that I can imagine, following my neighbour, who gave an old laptop (no HD, no battery) to his kids as a toy. It really hurt to see them drop it and squeal with joy.

    1. Re:I've used such devices... by doorbot.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      which was overrun by mice when they demolished a run-down building beside us

      The mice demolished a building!?! Did they hire an outside contractor or did they do it themselves? Either way, though, that's definitely an effective way to get back at the prior owners for the mousetraps and rat poison.

    2. Re:I've used such devices... by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Informative

      (* which they chew and swallow but cannot digest. They explode in little blue puffs. *)

      That reminds me of teenagers who steel raw sodium from chemistry labs, mix it with popcorn, and toss it all to birds at that beach. Once they get a taste of the popcorn, they come back for more, and the naturally-frosty-coated sodium resembles the popcorn. Thus, they mistake the sodium for popcorn, ingest it, and then explode in mid-air because the sodium hits water in their stumach. Tweet tweet Boom.

      I wonder what the penalty would be if you are 18+ and caught?

    3. Re:I've used such devices... by nathanm · · Score: 2
      That reminds me of teenagers who steel raw sodium from chemistry labs, mix it with popcorn, and toss it all to birds at that beach.
      Why go through all that trouble? It's much easier to go to your local grocery or drug store & buy some Alka-Seltzer.
    4. Re:I've used such devices... by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Ya know those little packets of silicon drying agent that come packaged with some stuff (like hard disks)?? Wait til your roommate is good and drunk and about to go to the john, then dump one of the packets in the toilet. If you get a good one, it makes the most wonderful rattlesnake buzz... For even more fun, get said drunken roommate to drink the juice from canned beets. Listen for the screams the next morning when he visits the john and thinks he's dying :)

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    5. Re:I've used such devices... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2

      Heh heh. If you kill it, you've got to eat it. That's great. Oh, you killed a cockroach that snuck into your kitchen? You can't let it die for no reason! Scrape it up and put it on a plate! You hit a coyote with your car on the way home? Better put it in the trunk for later.

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    6. Re:I've used such devices... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2

      Whatever. I obviously wasn't being serious.

      This reminds me of that type of fish you can order in Japan where the chef will cut into the fish while it is still alive to slice off pieces of the fish to give to customers. The fish is alive, gasping for air. When you eat your piece of fish, the muscles in it still twitch as you chew and swallow it.

      It's not really killing it in a cruel way just to watch it happen, it's doing it in a way to enjoy eating the resulting meat. Aparrantly this is a very uncommon delicacy and it is very very expensive.

      God created this whole "survival of the fittest", "heirarchy of murder" thing, so go complain to him.

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  28. Re:Darwin's Revenge by Etcetera · · Score: 5, Funny

    Such a trick may only work for so long. Eventually bugs and pests will evolve a tolerance to it. Being that bugs reproduce pretty quickly, it may only take a few years before it is ineffective I would guess.

    That's the joy of a software solution -- it can keep up with evolution.

    Download Bug Repellant 2004 - now combats Roach 1.1 and Ant 2.0

    (FWIW, products like these have been out for some time and still seem to work effectivly. They're *repellants*, not killers. The only place a large-than normal tolerance would develop and grow/multiply is among roaches that decided to live within the range of the repellant.)

  29. I have a better idea by tswinzig · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you are in a developed country, and you are constantly having problems with mosquitos, cockroaches, and rats around your workspace, simply MOVE YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER INDOORS!

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    1. Re:I have a better idea by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "If you are in a developed country, and you are constantly having problems with mosquitos, cockroaches, and rats around your workspace, simply MOVE YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER INDOORS!"

      Perhaps people in developed countries would like this if they compute outside via WiFi or (like me) have their box in the cool basement where it is more common to see insects.

      In the area of Canada where I live, it's not too uncommon just before the winter for ladybugs (ok ladyBEETLES) to swarm in homes. This means that TENS OF MILLIONS get into your place via tiny cracks in bricks and window spaces live in your house for some time when it's about to get cold. This means that there are so many, you can't see your walls anymore. Maybe this software would work on them. (Fortunately this has never happenned at my place. We replaced all the rickety old windows with new ones.)

      The traditional method of removal is to get a big ol' shop-vac and vaccum them up and then turn the vac on reverse and shoot them outside. This is becoming more and more of a problem because of the massive reproduction of asian ladybeetles imported to combat aphids in farmers' fields.

    2. Re:I have a better idea by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2

      Shop-vac, huh. I was figuring it might make more sense to buy a bunch of plaster, silicone patching material, and caulk. Of course not everyone has a shop-vac. The good ones aren't cheap. Pity the person who can afford a computer but not $50 worth of patching supplies to keep the bugs out in the first place.

  30. Re:Darwin's Revenge by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    (* That's the joy of a software solution -- it can keep up with evolution *)

    I suppose you are right to some extent. The result, however, may just be deaf bugs. Or perhaps bugs that are not annoyed by *any* sound. For example, there may be logic in them that tells them to steer clear of unrecognized sounds. A mutation or two could simply short-curcuit that sequence so that a given bug does not run from odd sound, regardless of what it is.

    (Unless evolution has poor factoring, and there is a different logic path for each frequency and/or sound pattern. 2/3 of all programmers would use copy-and-paste instead of parameterizing such, so perhaps evolution is just as sloppy. Wasted DNA does not seem to bother evolution that much. Duplicate code does not seem to bother PHB's either, and the dumb programmers don't mind changing the same code pattern in 100 different spots.)

  31. MP3s by tmark · · Score: 2

    CowboyNeal can repel all known lifeforms just by playing his massive collection of boy band MP3s.

    And of course, since file-sharing doesn't mean piracy, CowboyNeal owns the CDs, doesn't he.. .

  32. Don't just repel pests... by da3dAlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't give them a reason to get near you in the first place! Take a bath every day--it's a great excuse to get away from your computer for a while (and I promise that a little soap won't hurt you). That, and why not take a minute to clean up all the soda cans and pizza boxes lying around your desk/room/office. Unless you work outside, live in a dorm, or some other run-down dwelling, I don't see why you would need to repel anything in the first place. If you are attracting rodents, maybe you need to get a little better with the personal hygiene.

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    1. Re:Don't just repel pests... by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny
      Don't give them a reason to get near you in the first place! Take a bath every day--it's a great excuse to get away from your computer for a while (and I promise that a little soap won't hurt you). That, and why not take a minute to clean up all the soda cans and pizza boxes lying around your desk/room/office....If you are attracting rodents, maybe you need to get a little better with the personal hygiene.
      Revoke this dude's Geek Membership immediately! He is just not one of us.
    2. Re:Don't just repel pests... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      I live in an apartment complex which has cockroaches. Hence, I have cockroaches. Incidentally, a spot of grease the size of a head of a pin will feed a cockroach for a month, according to the terminix guy, so even though we clean our kitchen carefully, that's really not going to help. We'd have to steam clean the whole thing every day. Besides, they can eat the glue from your packages of food and such.

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  33. Gotcha covered. by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    I've got an insect and pest repellent... It's called a sub-woofer.

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  34. For all the AFX fans out there by sielwolf · · Score: 2

    I just play Ventolin off of Aphex Twin's I Care Because You Do at full volume.

    It works pretty well. Although now when I turn off my computer, I can still hear it.

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  35. I've got this program running on my TRS-80. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


    10 SOUND 255,255
    20 GOTO 10

  36. This too! by dmarien · · Score: 2

    I could have sworn this was a dupe post... i had read about this (i though here) months ago...

    But my search revealed nothing... cept this story about a device which repels sharks...

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    1. Re:This too! by God!+Awful · · Score: 2

      A local radio station has been claiming that their broadcast repels mosquitos for several years now. I always thought it was just a publicity stunt, but maybe they have been using the same technology.

      -a

    2. Re:This too! by topham · · Score: 2

      It is a stunt. FM radio won't support frequencies high enough to be helpfull.

  37. Re:I need one for ANTS. by Skyshadow · · Score: 3, Funny
    I found that a four-part solution works best for ants:

    First, clean your kitchen and bathroom with a bleach-based cleaner (Soft Scrub) -- this will erase scent trails. Put all food in plastic bags or the fridge and be sure there isn't any water left in the sink.

    Next, follow them to estalish their points of entry and spackle them up if possible.

    Now, remove all pets/young children from the house and use the RAID ant killer. Spray it into any crevices you couldn't spackle. Kill 'em all.

    Finally, douse your home with liberal amounts of gasoline and light the place on fire. If you have connections with Air Guard personnel, convince them to check out an A6 and perform a follow-up napalm strike.

    Of course, this will only stop the ants for a while, but should still be a much-welcome reprieve from the things.

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  38. Re:Darwin's Revenge by T3kno · · Score: 2

    Please stop confusing evolution with adaptation.

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  39. Dragonflies by f00Dave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A friend of mine once proposed building a mechanical box that duplicated, in hardware, the two-winged thrum of a dragonfly. He spends a LOT of time outside, wandering about in the woods and in marshes and has come to the conclusion that as soon as a dragonfly appears, the mosquitoes seem to vanish.

    Now, it's either that he only noticed the 'fly after it ate all the little turds, or they're hardwired to flee the noise of it's wings.

    I'm wondering if that particular thrumming sound would be effective (since the high-pitched whine version would probably drive me nuts anyway: I can sense tones up to 21KHz or so ... TVs drive me up the wall).

    So, who's got a recording of dragonfly sounds they want to share(ware)? ;-)

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    1. Re:Dragonflies by f00Dave · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I can sense tones up to 21KHz or so ... "

      Yeah, right.


      This isn't an uncommon claim. Go look, keeping in mind that I said "sense" (which some of the below translate as "feel"):

      Dumbed down: http://home.netvigator.com/~ntomyng/dcc900/compare /

      More technical: http://www.wikipedia.com/wiki/psychoacoustics

      Etcetera.

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  40. Gee... by Uttles · · Score: 2

    Some users of the mosquito-repelling program have reported headaches after long periods spent in front of a computer emitting the bug-repelling high-pitched whine.

    Who would have ever guessed?

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  41. Real programmers... by GlassHeart · · Score: 3, Funny

    use gdb to get rid of bugs.

  42. Reminds me of something... by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Borland compilers, there was an example in the online help demonstrating proper usage of the sound() function... There's a brief description here. And yes, this was really in the help files :)

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  43. This program crashes Windows by gosand · · Score: 3, Funny
    I ran this program on every version of Windows, and every time I started it, Windows would crash.

    I guess because the software effectively repels bugs.

    badum-tshh. Thanks! I'll be here all week, tip your waitresses.

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  44. haha.... by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 2

    Think about that for a minute. An MP3 of an inaudible sound.

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  45. Re:Attract the mosquitoes by GutterBunny · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's been done. My code has been attracting bugs for years.

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  46. Make sure the polarity is right by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny


    I played the sounds backward and all the pests came back.

    1. Re:Make sure the polarity is right by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* That's funny... when I played it backwards I heard a demonic voice that... *)

      Once my family's church group got all fired up about demonic sayings in pop music. I decided to set out to debunk some of it. The song, "Another one bites the dust" says something like "smoke marijuana" when played backwards. The word "smoke" was kind of a longshot if you heard it, but "marijuana" was pretty clear. I found out that the phrase "another one" was the culprit. So any song that has "another one" in it would have to be banned according to this trigger-happy group.

      I then randomly grabbed a Bill Cosby comedy album off the shelf and found 2 demonic phrases in it within about half an hour.

      It is kind of like looking for patterns in puffy clouds. If you look hard enough there are all kinds of shapes up there. Does that mean that God is putting on a show, or that humans have over-active imaginations?

      (No Elvis found up there yet)

  47. Great Idea... by Art_XIV · · Score: 2

    All we need now is a way to repel sale and/or marketing people with speakers

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  48. Works on humans too by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    For a quick test, I stood up in the middle of the office, and made an opera-like squeal for as long as I could, until my voice went horse.

    Eventually everybody in the nearby cubicles left.

    The drawback, though, is that you have to eat lunch alone.

  49. Open Source debugger? by isdnip · · Score: 2

    I assume that the common version of this works in Windoze, since that's the mass market fave. But what do Linux and other Unix fans do? Clearly, this is one debugger that needs an open source version!

    Leesse... Gnu Debugger, new switches to be added:
    repel mouse
    repel mosquito
    repel cowboy neal... no, he's okay.

  50. Boss-B-Gone by borgasm · · Score: 2, Funny

    As I see it, the next step for this software is to repel all co-workers and bosses who think they are smarter than you.

    Maybe you can write a script that keeps these pests away when servers go down or when somebody approaches your desk.

    At the very least they will be complaining from 2m (6 feet) or more. At that distance, you can hopefully just shut the door.

    "Yeah...Peter...I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to go ahead and...:::::SCREECHING HIGH FREQUENCY SOUNDS:::::

  51. Re:Darwin's Revenge by TheTomcat · · Score: 2

    FWIW, products like these have been out for some time and still seem to work effectivly. They're *repellants*, not killers.

    Exactly.
    If they actually work properly as repellents, then the insects wouldn't be around long enough to micro-evolve a tolerance for the thing they're avoiding.

    S

  52. No need for special software ... by John+Jorsett · · Score: 2

    The fan and hard drive noise alone from my box is enough to drop flies at ten feet.

  53. Re:Attract the mosquitoes by Soko · · Score: 3, Funny

    If this thing can repel them, I wonder if they have something that could be used to attract them somewhere else.

    As most geeks probably realize, it's generally much easier to repel a given organism than it is to attract it.


    Except if that organism happens to be at the other end of the tech support phone line, asking where the "any" key is in Linux.

    *Bashes forehead on keyboard*

    Soko

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  54. Re:Better repellent by Dahan · · Score: 2

    Dunno about that... mosquitos are attracted to warm, moist CO2 (such as the exhaled breath of animals), but there seems to be some doubt about whether they're attracted to dry ice.

  55. FINALLY, I don't have to read any more... by gosand · · Score: 2
    A Thai guy wrote a program that uses your computer speaker to repel mosquitoes, cockroaches, and rats!

    YAHOO! WHEEEEE ! IT IS ABOUT FRIGGIN' TIME. OH MY THAT IS THE GREATES...

    Oh.
    rats.
    I thought it said Katz.

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  56. MS should license the technology by 2Bits · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey since this thing repels bugs, I think MS should license this technology and make it part of their OS, and we would get a bug-free system, wouldn't we?

  57. hee by byrd77 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gives whole new meaning to "RAID array"

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  58. Either I'm a dog... by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or this isn't ultrasonic: I can definitely hear Anti-MAL's sounds for all three pests. And the sounds aren't pretty: they're enough to repel me. BZZZZZZZZ....

  59. /. ' ed by TheKubrix · · Score: 2, Informative

    For the troubled (ie lazy), you can see the page here (and download it from the mirror sites located at the bottom), bug proggie

  60. thats nothing... by jon+doh! · · Score: 4, Funny

    i've used my computer to repel women for years...

  61. Re:2 meters... by ocbwilg · · Score: 2

    Hrmm, the thing only works two meters from the "computer" which I assume means the speakers. Oh well. In the meantime, at least I won't get malaria (or west Nile Virus here in the states)

    Yes, but it you have a 4.1 or 5.1 speaker system, you can position the speakers nearly two meters away from you, which basically gives you an area with a 4 meter radius. That's a significant amount of room. I wonder what kind of range you can get from turning up the volume?

  62. Re:As a Lawyer, I can guarantee that you are wrong by cduffy · · Score: 2

    Not quite 100%... more like 95% or so. Occasionally someone who's an authority on something needs to hide their identity to avoid a potential lawsuit for NDA breakage, or has their /. login not work, or doesn't have an account, or somesuch.

    Hence, I consider it worthwhile to actually research such claims (if they look plausible) before publicly denouncing their accuracy. Perhaps you should consider doing likewise?

  63. Re:Darwin's Revenge by j-beda · · Score: 2
    FWIW, products like these have been out for some time and still seem to work effectivly.

    Or rather, they still work as well as they always did, which seems to be not at all.

  64. Re:Summer Radio by j-beda · · Score: 2
    where did you get this little factoid?

    Wanna buy a bridge?

  65. Re:And where do mosquitoes, cockroaches and rats g by Com2Kid · · Score: 2
    • There already is one being sold, its a plug in unit. Might be where this came from... i.e. reverse engineering.
    Alright, question here folks;

    Do these things really work??? I mean you can buy little handheld ultrasonic bug repellers down at the supermarket for $13 or $14 here in the States, I am wondering if the darn things work at all before I spend some money on them.
  66. Re:I need one for ANTS. by markmoss · · Score: 2

    Don't forget, you've got to schedule the napalm strikes to start by making a ring around your neighborhood and then working inward. Don't leave them ants anywhere to run...

    However, in my one experience with fire ants (in the base housing at an Air Force Base in New Mexico), we discovered that their nests go deeper than 5 feet. Napalm would only incovenience them a little. I'm not sure a backhoe would go deep enough. A nuke would work, but only if the crater was centered on the nest. What you want to do is to find a poison that the forager ants will carry down to the brain bugs, I mean queen, in their deep underground chambers. Trouble is, fire ants are pretty smart about avoiding poisons, too...

    But ants only come into your house for one of two things - food or water. It's possible to ensure they won't find enough food to be worth a long and perilous journey. (But make sure you aren't dealing with one of the species that eats 2x4's!) I don't know how far they'll travel for water, but if you are watering the yard regularly, they won't need to...

  67. Re:Attract the mosquitoes by jeff67 · · Score: 2

    Yeah, right! All geeks know that leaving stale chips, pizza boxes, etc on the floor never attracts cockroaches, mice, or anything!

  68. Ummm, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    The following is quoted from (FS609) Ultrasonic and Subsonic Devices for Pest Control by Gerald M. Ghidiu and Louis M. Vasvary, Ph.D. RUTGERS COOPERATIVE EXTENSION, NEW JERSEY AGRICULTURAL EXPERIMENT STATION. (I do not have a URL, but I can email the PDF to any one who wants it)

    (begin quote)
    Scientific evidence shows that most insects, rodents and other animals hear or sense the same range of frequencies that humans do. If a sound or frequency doesn't bother us, it is doubtful that it will bother pests. In many cases, even sounds that bother humans may not bother pests! Further, since gerbils, hamsters, mice and rats are all closely related, anything that irritates unwanted mice and rats will seriously affect pet rodents.

    Testing has shown that sounds emitted by ultrasonic and subsonic devices do not carry far, with about one-half of the energy gone in 15 feet and none remaining at 30 feet. Objects in the path of the sound block the signal create "shadows." Since insects and mice hide behind couches, chairs, refrigerators, etc., these shadows would render the device useless.
    (end quote)

    I used to work in pest control, these devices will work for a short period of time, but most pests will adapt to any set of sound waves you try to use. I watched one company install $800,000 worth of audio repelling devices, only to find mice living in the control box!

  69. Re:So My $1300.00 by Hayzeus · · Score: 2, Funny

    They work, you know. I have one, and I'm not dead yet .

  70. Re:Summer Radio by hex1848 · · Score: 2

    I've never heard of anyone setting up a computer to repel rodents, but the idea of using sound waves as a mosquito repellant is actually fairly old. I'm from Minnesota, where the summertime masquitos get pretty bad; fortunately most, if not all, of the local radio stations will embed a high frequency sound into the radio transmission so that if you're outside listening to your favorite station, the bugs really aren't too bad.

    I thought all the clear channel radio stations did this.. only they also repel all the listeners as well

  71. something like this for linux? by gimpboy · · Score: 2

    is there something like this for linux? it would be nice to take advantage of the pc speaker. especially since i dont really use it for much. i wonder if it would be possible to select which pests to annoy. i have pet rats, but would like to scare off any insects.

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  72. Linux version of this program looks bogus to me by leto · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I read the CNN article and went to the download site. I downloaded the file from thaiware.com.

    I created a "testuser", chmod a+rw /dev/dsp* and ran the thing. It seems like it's doing absolutely nothing. Though I'm curious was the experts can say about the strace

    Makes you wonder what the Windows version does. Too bad. I could use a working solution :(

  73. stick with something that has been verified by mystifying · · Score: 2

    Science News reports (Week of July 13, 2002; Vol. 162, No. 2)

    "Tomato compound repels mosquitos"
    Insect Biotechnology of Durham, N.C., has licensed the tomato compound for new lines of repellents and recently completed tests of an ointment laced with the chemical, now known as IBI-246. Even 12 hours after being applied to a volunteer's arm, it proved 91 percent successful at deterring landings by mosquitoes, notes company president Alan E. Brandt. "More importantly," he told Science News, "in terms of bites, it was 100 percent repellent." In comparison, the company's tests of DEET (N,N-diethyl-meta-toluamide), the active ingredient in many current mosquito repellents, showed that after 12 hours, it inhibited landings by only 78 percent. "

  74. Other possible uses by anonymous_wombat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does it only work on mosquitos and roaches, or will it debug your software as well?

  75. I didnt know they had ears by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    I didnt know insects had ears

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  76. Re:Attract the mosquitoes by Dalcius · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this thing can repel them, I wonder if they have something that could be used to attract them somewhere else.

    Computer: Attention! This is the RIAA! We have been monitoring your downloading activities and will be flooding you off the internet.

    Cracker: Tsk.

    Later that day:
    "In other news today, the RIAA was swarmed with thousands of hungry female mosquitos. Hilary Rosen, between slapping and scratching, said, 'Well, that's 10 minutes those kids weren't downloading music. Another victory for the RIAA!'"

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  77. minnesota by No-op · · Score: 2

    we're especially serious since those damn new yorkers infested this country with the west nile virus. thanks guys!

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  78. Re:Darwin's Revenge by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2

    This may actually work the other way around. Those creatures which are sensitive to it have a greater chance of survival -- they won't be swatted.

    I suppose the real question is whether or not the evolutionary advantage goes to the creatures which risk being swatted to suck blood from humans.

  79. c64 basic? Neat, but not THAT hard by ColGraff · · Score: 2

    Yeah, it's cool a third-grader could do that, but I don't think you'd have to be an especially bright 3rd grader to pull it off. I don't know c64 basic, but I do know that in pascal and c++, it only takes a few lines to do this - I can't imagine it would be that much harder on the c64.

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  80. Re:How about something a bit more useful? by Tadrith · · Score: 2

    I find it more amusing that someone would think I'm concerned with garnering the respect of those who frequent Slashdot.

    Even more amusing is that someone else would reply simply with "so and so sucks", demonstrating a clear lack of respect in the first place by not providing reason or proof. Typically respect entails acknowledging someone's interest as their own, and and not making wild comments without some sort of fact.

  81. Re:Darwin's Revenge by Kynde · · Score: 2

    FWIW, products like these have been out for some time and still seem to work effectivly. They're *repellants*, not killers.

    Show me one study, one reference or one non-hoopla article that shows that high frequency sound can act as mosquito repellant.

    Even the mosquito zappers (the ones with the blue light that electrocute mosquitos) are deemed ineffective by the scientific consortium. One study for example showed only 0.13% of the insects killed by the zapper to be female mosquitos (the ones that actually sting us).

    And don't come telling me there's a lot of this-and-that-and-grandma-says knowledge out there about mosquitos that science is not aware of. I'd say about the same amount as for curing cancer.
    Because there's quite a bit of pressure out there for finding proper repellants. Not because of the nasty itch they give you, but for the viral diseases they carry.

    "According to reports from the World Health Organization, causes as many as 3 000 000 deaths annually."

    Having read the article mention in an earlier post (http://www.acponline.org/journals/annals/01jun98/ m osquito.htm) I'd say the whole post is just a big hooopla.

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  82. Uh, hold on... by EdMcMan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "This program produces sound in the range of 16000Hz to 20000Hz which is beyond the audible range of the humans."

    That is from the 'about box'. Last time I checked, the human hearing range was 20Hz to 20000Hz...

  83. Program works like Pet OFFense box? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    I have to wonder does this program to turn a computer into pest repellant work like this device shown on this web page:

    http://www.youcansave.com/pestoffense.html?AID=5 46 3330&PID=1060337

    Mind you, the way Pest OFFense works looks to be different than what that program does to your computer. (shrug)

  84. Corrected name by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    Whoops--the message header should say Pest OFFense. (blush)

  85. Re:I need one for ANTS. by Reziac · · Score: 2

    Diazinon granules (a corncob-based brand like Scott's, NOT a newsprint-based brand like Ortho) ... two tablespoons placed atop the hill will kill the ENTIRE mound overnight, even for "fire ants" (the aggressive ants that build mounds two feet high). Also, ants will not cross a diazinon-treated barrier zone as little as 3 feet wide. Two treatments two weeks apart will protect your house for up to 4 months. PS, also works for fleas.

    Unfortunately diazinon is being phased out, and there is no equally-effective replacement, so start hording it while you still can.

    (I like ants, just not in my cupboards.)

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  86. warrior instinct? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    (* you should try this on each other rather than some poor animals, anyone who finds this amusing is a waste of oxygen anyway. dont let mom catch you doing it she might spank you. *)

    As much as I hate to admit it, when I was younger I sometimes found such things highly amuzing.

    I think there is a warrior instinct that occures in puberty that makes one fascinated about such things.

    Fortunately for the world, I don't like to watch such things anymore. I don't like roller coaster anymore either, for that matter. (Even when I was a teenager, I was mostly a bystander to such torture events.....except for letting the dog lick peanut-butter off of a 9V battery.)

    Hmmmm. I wonder what Klingon teenagers do for fun.

    1. Re:warrior instinct? by Abreu · · Score: 2

      Hmmmm. I wonder what Klingon teenagers do for fun.

      Well I guess many die out of school pranks... But then the perpetrators are caught and executed in front of the whole school.

      I dunno, maybe Im wrong, dont really like Star Trek that much (not enough Klingons, too much soap)

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  87. Re:SETI gets a boost by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    (* Great! Just set a Gigawatt transmitter to broadcast the stuff into space, and see which systems start accelerating away from us! Voila! Life! *)

    What if alien bugs actually like that crap and swarm over here?

    Hell, Yoko Ono albums from the 60's might be the latest craze on Theta 5 for all we know. (IIRC, a Yoko song was playing when the Waco group lit themselves up. Does anybody have that playlist?)

  88. Re:SETI gets a boost by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

    Just set a Gigawatt transmitter to broadcast the stuff into space, and see which systems start accelerating away from us! Voila! Life!

    One can only imagine how freaked out E.T. would have been if he had heard Britney. He would have been dying to get back on the spaceship. Possibly literally.

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  89. This stuff really works by danpbrowning · · Score: 2

    I'm not kidding, this type of stuff really works for some things. For example, we used to see 5-7 spiders/day in our house, and after getting the ones from costco, we now see 2-3 per month! It is wonderful.

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