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Dungeons and Dragons Knowledge Compendium

ScurvySeaDog writes "Like me, I would bet many slashdotters where D&D players before they got their first home computer in the early 80's. This site seems to have every book, module, supplement ever published along with scans of the covers. They also have current collector values for you packrats. It was nostalgic for me to browse around looking up all the old modules and books."

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  1. Counter by Alorelith · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ooohhh, a counter. *Reloads website*

    1. Re:Counter by A+Rabid+Tibetan+Yak · · Score: 5, Funny

      You hit the counter with your +1 "HTTP GET". The counter is still standing, and glaring in your direction. The gazebo next to it isn't looking happy, either.

    2. Re:Counter by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Funny

      You hit the counter with your +1 "HTTP GET". The counter is still standing, and glaring in your direction. The gazebo next to it isn't looking happy, either.

      Moments later, the Slashdot Effect approaches acaeum.com and strikes with his +5 vorpal Siteslayer while muttering "damn those webservers thinking they are something". Then he goes back to his eternal rest, only awakened by new sounds from Members of Slashdot approaching a site.

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      Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
  2. Re:D&D? No thanks, RM please :-) by bakes · · Score: 5, Funny

    On that note i hate being a paladin..nothing is more boring than being lawful good

    Verily, thy comments strike deep into mine soul. If thee is unable to play the part of the paladin with a joyful heart, then thy effort is short of that deserving knightly honour. Surely thou canst piss off all thy friends with an ancient dialect, at the very least?

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    Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!
  3. The site by bjtuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    The books on that site are good if you're studying for your Ph.D&D.

  4. Re:D&D Adventures in NWN? by WWWWolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe... actually, I dragged my entire (classic) D&D stuff collection across the country to see if that could be translated to NWN.

    Even found a couple of game magazines and 2nd ed AD&D modules sent by people. The only problem was that NWN doesn't have "erotic painting" and "beautiful young woman chained to the altar" tiles, and this makes converting the reader-made modules a bit tricky, because those things appear in just about every one of these for some obscure reason... =)

  5. +1 Parent by MattW · · Score: 5, Funny

    /me falls over. I wish my mod points hadn't just expired.

    DM: "You enter a clearing, and near the center, you see a gazebo."
    Incredibly Ignorant Paladin Player: "Has the gazebo seen me?"
    DM: "Um, no."
    IIPP: "I approach the gazebo."
    DM: "Ok."
    IIPP: "It still hasn't moved?"
    DM: "No."
    IIPP: "I attack the gazebo!"
    DM: "Ok, you swing at the gazebo. Pieces of it are flying off."
    IIPP: "Is it attacking me back?"

    The good news is, roleplaying will improve IIPP's vocabulary.

  6. The full Gazebo Story by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Funny

    Eric comes quite close to being a computer. When he games, he
    methodically considers each possibility before choosing his preferred
    option. If given time, he will invariably pick the optimum solution.
    It has been known to take weeks. He is otherwise in all respects a
    superior gamer, and I've spent many happy hours competing with and
    against him, as long as he is given enough time.

    So... Eric was playing a neutral paladin (Why should only lawful, good
    religions get to have holy warriors? was the rationale) in Ed's game.
    He even had a holy sword, which fought well and did all those things
    holy swords are supposed to do, including good or evil (by random die
    roll). He was on some lord's lands when the following exchange
    occurred:

    ED: You see a well-groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you
    see a gazebo.
    ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
    ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.
    ERIC: How far away is it?
    ED: About 50 yards.
    ERIC: How big is it?
    ED: (Pause) It's about 30 feet across, 15 feet high, with a pointed
    top.
    ERIC: I use my sword to detect whether it's good.
    ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo!
    ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
    ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo!
    ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it
    respond in any way?
    ED: No, Eric. It's a gazebo!
    ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (rolls to hit). What happened?
    ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
    ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?
    ED: Of course not, Eric! It's a gazebo!
    ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a plus-three arrow!
    ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a gazebo! If you really want to try to
    destroy it, you could try to chop it wih an axe, I suppose, or you
    could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try.
    It's a @#%$*& gazebo!
    ERIC: (Long pause - he has no axe or fire spells) I run away.
    ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo,
    and it catches you and eats you.
    ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so
    I can avenge my paladin...

    At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a
    modicum of order by explaining what a gazebo is. This is solely an
    afterthought, of course, but Eric is doubly lucky that the gazebo was
    not situated on a grassy knoll.

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    Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!