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Do You Know Where You Live?

An anonymous submitter writes "Thanks to GPS, it seems quite a few people are discovering they don't live where they thought. Prior to GPS, state, county and city borders were part law, part measurement, and part guesswork. Now, they're able to go back and discover where actual borders should be, and it's making many people unhappy. Some familes in Rhode Island are finding out they may actually live in Connecticut. Each state, county and city wants as much land as possible, because it means more tax income. The people caught in the middle simply want to know where they'll send their kids for school."

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  1. Borders by ThereIsNoSporkNeo · · Score: 5, Funny

    NOOOOOOOoooooooo...

    I'm Canadian!

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    1. Re:Borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't worry. With luck, they'll manage to change the border in such a manner so that we get to be Americans.

    2. Re:Borders by enrayged · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...at least you didnt find out you are mexican...

      Oh great, here comes INS...

    3. Re:Borders by rlowe69 · · Score: 3, Funny


      NOOOOOOOoooooooo...

      I'm Canadian!


      Welcome to the fold, eh! Want some poutine, ya hoser?

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    4. Re:Borders by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I'm Canadian"

      It like an american - but without the gun.

    5. Re:Borders by 2Bits · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, it's like an american, but without pretending that you are the center of the universe.

    6. Re:Borders by CableModemSniper · · Score: 5, Funny

      Redundant unfunny Simpson's quote:

      "Why should we leave America to visit America Junior?"

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    7. Re:Borders by paladin_tom · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ahem... may I as what you consider a real beer?

      Yes, you've used "eh" correctly. It's most often used to transform a statement ("American beer tastes like cow piss.") into a question ("American beer tastes like cow piss, eh?").

      However, if you replace "no" with "eh", you should remove the "Surely". Otherwise you're mixing "British aristocrat" with "Canadian lumberjack", in a way that nature did not intend.

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    8. Re:Borders by Zone5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Interesting opinion. Have you ever tried *listening* to one of the british trying to speak their own language? It's obvious that at one time they spoke the queen's english, but that is no longer the case. Canadians do in fact on average speak a more 'pure' dialect of the english language than do the english people themselves.

      If one were to accept the premise that the shifting of a language over time in its homeland remained the accepted standard for that language, wouldn't welsh and manx both be considered alive and well, and stunningly similar to common english?

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    9. Re:Borders by cmallinson · · Score: 4, Funny
      Actually, it's like an american, but without pretending that you are the center of the universe.

      Why would americans pretend they're from Toronto?

    10. Re:Borders by ThereIsNoSporkNeo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I resent that!

      I love well-planned and carefully choreographed violence too!

      I'm sick of the stereotypes!

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    11. Re:Borders by wdr1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, it's like an american, but without pretending that you are the center of the universe.

      Or rather, it's like being an american, but without BEING the center of the universe. ;-)

      -Bill

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  2. Whew by Tri0de · · Score: 2, Funny

    Glad to find out I *DON'T* live in San Francisco after all, couldn't take another one of those summers

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  3. Buckaroo Banzai by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wherever you go, there you are!

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  4. great! by jeffy124 · · Score: 3, Funny

    maybe that can solve the India-Pakistan problem....

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  5. Doesn't Matter... by Free+Heel+Skier · · Score: 2, Funny


    I'm always in the State of Confusion.

  6. No surprise by Deadstick · · Score: 4, Funny

    In writing the manual for some civil engineering software back in the 80s, I found that there are some very oddly laid-out survey markers out there, especially in the plains states. The client explained that most of these were laid in the mid-19th century, which was the peak period of American alcohol consumption.

    rj

  7. Very Easy Solution by unsinged+int · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just make a 51st state that includes Everyone Living on the Thick Black Lines of the US Map. Think of all the interstate commerce with all the states they'd border! Oh, but wait, what about the people living on the border between the new Border State and the other states? Let's create another...ouch. **Brain implosion**

    1. Re:Very Easy Solution by Cutriss · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, but wait, what about the people living on the border between the new Border State and the other states? Let's create another...ouch. **Brain implosion**

      Wow...Infinitely recursive bureaucracy! Maybe this is how we can fix those nitwits in Congress!

      I mean, most of them have hairpieces, so they wouldn't fall prey to the old robot trap of "Lather-Rinse-Repeat"...

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  8. For all you non-Rhode Islanders by RadioheadKid · · Score: 4, Funny

    First off, c'mon RI is so small anyways, just let them have a little more land. You know that little chunk that Massachusetts has along the top of CT, I think CT is still pissed off about that and taking it out on RI.

    The other amusing thing is this quote: "It bothers me giving up my low-number license plate with my initials on it." It's kind of a hobby, maybe even an obsession, of some people in RI to try and get a low number (or as they say in RI "low numba") license plate, for example if you had w-12, you would be all the envy in the state. License plates are typically two letters and three numbers in RI.

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    1. Re:For all you non-Rhode Islanders by jc42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      > You know that little chunk that Massachusetts has along the top of CT, I think CT is still pissed off about that ...

      Well, I always thought that was a tab so that Massachusetts wouldn't just slide out to sea.

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  9. Re:well... by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 5, Funny
    No rational person wants that.
    True; but we're talking about lawyers and politicians....
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  10. Re:Borders (Moderator's on crack!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because it insults Americans in a thread started to insult Canadians....nevermind...

  11. You mean? by aengblom · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't believe these "surveyors" are that bad. I mean it's not as if the states aren't all different colors! I live in central PA so it's all green. New Jersey, as we all know, is orange! Perhaps we should get some non-color blind folks out there to define the borders!

    Hint: Black line=new state!

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  12. Re:3G phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I believe that Sprint's (and other manufacturers') new third-generation phones come out soon - many of them are bundled with GPS capability.

    Sweet. So will I be able to call up my daughters mobile and get an accurate answer to "Where did you spend the night?"

  13. Re:3G phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Call forwarding. You'll accurately know where her phone spent the night....

  14. Re:Reminds me of Four Corners.... by forkboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've never been to Four Corners, but I've been in 4 states at once....denial, disarray, confusion, and panic.

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  15. Calvin Quote by pandemonia · · Score: 2, Funny

    Calvin: [Daydreaming]

    Mrs. Wormwood: Calvin! What state do you live in?

    Calvin: Denial!

    Mrs. Wormwood: I guess I can't argue about that...

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