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Dan Looks at Office Toys
Daniel Rutter writes "In a move that's made me wonder afresh whether I'm actually living this life or just dreaming it, I've just put up a review of a bunch of office toys. Two rubber band guns, a pneumatic ping-pong ball launcher, a bubble gun, some iridescent bouncing putty, a frickin' CROSSBOW that shoots sucker darts, and a couple of high-flying ring-ins that aren't really suitable for indoor play at all."
It's all fun and games till someone looses an eye.
(Even then you point and laugh)
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What about the iMac?
how about any job? ;)
Wait, they got recess after lunch at these companies now? Damn... I'm working at the wrong place, we actually have to work here.
me and my friend use to set up pillow bunkers in his room about 20 feet apart and use his 2 rubber band guns in wars. those things HURT. Especially when the main tactic was to make a fully enclosed bunker except for an eye hole...which in retrospect was not a good tactic. Ever been hit with super stretched rubber bands from 20 feet away in the eye at 5hits/sec? not fun...oh the blindness, the pain. all in all though it was good fun until one person decided "screw this" and rushed the other, ripping down his bunker and holding the gun up to whatever bare skin he could find and unloading.
does anybody know where one could find a set of mini remote control submarines? 50-galon fish tank size ones, so we can duel it out the office? i've seen pictures and some stuff about ones in japan, but cant find buying info.
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Methinks it's time someone shot Dan from a trebuchet.
Mordor...a magical, mythical land where women are more rare than dragons--but where every man would rather find a dragon
- Can be operated as a stand-alone unit (chair goes up! chair goes down! chair goes up!) or in a networked environment (a vigorous game of CHAIRBALL).
- Easily disguised as an "innocent" piece of furniture.
- Unlike a rubber band machine gun, your company will probably pay for you to have one.
- Marginally more comfortable to sit on than a crossbow.
Cheers,IT
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I just keep repeating that over and over again in my head. $800+S/H.
I could finally discover how big a silly puddy ball can get and still bounce...
I could glue a cat to the wall by it's paws!
I could transfer an entire newspaper to puddy!
- THIS
to work...Oh, the irony that the company was named "Ricochet."
- PS2
- Wireless DSL connection
- Cable TV
- Full-sized refrigerator
- My couch
- My backyard
- My bed
Oh, wait. Do you have to be employed to answer this survey? I can't remember what toys I used to play with... they all seem so insignificant by comparison.Millions out of work, and we're making lists of office toys.
No wonder business fails to produce anything.
The BURP gun just looks like a glorified penis pump.
I wouldn't know...
This has to be the first time a Slashdot post has been referred to *in the original article*!
Dan is da man!! He's the geek's geek. A veritable god of the technophile.
... let's face it, Dan has a much better sense of humor.
RMS? He's got nothing on Dan
Cmdr Taco? As much as we love out beloved Commander and his anime fetish, it just doesn't stack up to Dan's love affair with LED lights, CPU coolers, and radio controlled Sherman tanks.
If you feel compelled to find out more about Dan, just visit his website: www.dansdata.com . You will not come away unenlightened.
Which prompts the question, a la the chicken/egg fiasco, which came first, the article or the slashdot post referencing the article?
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I had a matte black bandit crossbow and I have an older brother.. hm.. ;)
;)
Seriously, these things did hurt like a motherfucka when altered as you said. I found the best trick was to ditch the default rope that came with it and use a tighter wire, but still wrap it around the corners of the bow. Pencils were not really the best ammo since they were so thin, they sometimes got swept over and didn't fire, or fired waaaay off kilter when did. No, the best ammo when properly tightened is a fat Crayola(tm) magic marker, of course with the cap off
The best ammo I ever made for it was a small amber medicine bottle filled with ball bearing. My gullible best friend let me shoot things off the top of his head. Even when experimenting with the bottle o' bearings. Let's just say I didn't account for the weight of the bottle slightly dropping it, and my (one time) best friend didn't appreciate his hospital visit.
God, that was fun.
It's called a computer. You should see all the stuff it can do.
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