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Dan Looks at Office Toys

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the you'll-put-your-eye-out dept.

Daniel Rutter writes "In a move that's made me wonder afresh whether I'm actually living this life or just dreaming it, I've just put up a review of a bunch of office toys. Two rubber band guns, a pneumatic ping-pong ball launcher, a bubble gun, some iridescent bouncing putty, a frickin' CROSSBOW that shoots sucker darts, and a couple of high-flying ring-ins that aren't really suitable for indoor play at all."

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  1. first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    dedicated to cuch

  2. FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    SPOOOGe!

    Where?

    In mah pants, o' course!

  3. Re:play time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Anything in IT you should be back out on yer ass playing within 6 months.

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  5. So, you want toys, you say? by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    You want toys? Here's some toys... fdsfd

  6. Let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred back in September, followed by a Holy War against Islam, as well as India and Pakistan bringing each other to the brink of nuclear annihlation, and now Israel and the Palestinians as well are teetering on the brink of their own war, and you people have the gall to be discussing so-called "office" toys???? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!

    The bodies of the thousands of innocent civilians who died (and will die) in these unprecedented events could give a good god damn about your childish Lego models, your nerf toy guns and whining about the lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D fixation, the latest Cowboy Bebop rerun, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life" (here's a hint: watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddies is *not* "getting on with your life"). The souls of the victims are watching in horror as you people squander your finite, precious time on this earth playing video games!

    You people disgust me!

    P.S. They are CHILDREN'S toys, not office toys. Grow the fuck up!