Speaking in Tongues
Desert1 writes "Carnegie Mellon's renowned computer science department has developed a system which allows for conversation between two different languages called Tongues. Currently this has been used between Croatian and English, perhaps one day they will be able to develop one that will allow politicians to talk to normal folks and be understood." It's been in development for a while.
Then again, you need to understand Holyspiritish before you can write the translator.
http://pcblues.com - Digits and Wood
"I am looking for the tobacconist."
"I need some matches."
"How much do I own you?"
The entire dictionary can be found here.
Your reality is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever. - Baron Munchausen
How are we /ever/ going to get it into a package that is small enough it fit in your ear and watertight enough to let swim around in a bowl of water when you're not using it?