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First Man To Mars?

Posted by michael on from the not-val-kilmer dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Lee Goldberg posted this story which he says is "...the true story of how I sent the first interplanetary necro-cosmonaut to Mars." An entertaining read."

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  1. Re:So he is the reason... by electricmonk · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why don't you just put "I DID NOT READ THE ARTICLE" in big, bold letters at the beginning of your post? It would make things a lot easier that way.

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  2. Re:They should send Bill Gates to Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    As long as the spacecraft systems are based on Windows!

  3. Re:Go IRA? by garg0yle · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Um, I think that should have been "not if you happen to have any sort of attachment to your kneecaps."

    Atrocious spelling is barely tolerable. Grammatical errors, particularly those which completely reverse what you are trying to say, are not.

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  4. Re:You forgot to add an obligatory windows joke by mr3038 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Send Gates and control the trip with Windows machine and it'll be a half-way ticket.

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