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Network Associates Buys "Better Carnivore"

ShaunC writes "CNet is reporting that Network Associates has just purchased a software company called Traxess, whose main product - DragNet - supposedly makes Carnivore look like a toy. DragNet is capable of monitoring everything from email to web, FTP sessions to IMs, even print jobs and VOIP conversations; sorting the protocols and logging it all to disk at gigabit speeds. One NAI exec envisions "the government using it to investigate employees and hackers." NAI has also issued a press release about DragNet."

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  1. Haha, suckers! by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am no longer filtering spam. I'll make those suckers wish they didn't monitor my email!!

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    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
  2. Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    As long as this technology is not used against whites, what is the big deal? In light of 9/11 it is clearly obvious that the government is going to be focusing on immigrants (in particular, immigrants from Arab states.) When has a White ever committed terrorism against the US? What are all of you fearmongers really afraid of?

  3. Better than.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am the only one who read "better carnivore" as "sharks with lasers"?

  4. Re:Wow... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I oversimplified the article and am acting cynical to sound smarter than I really am.

    Whoop de shit.

  5. Re:IPSEC by Viol8 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah , and as we all know , windows is sooo well written there'll never be another backdoor they could use to get hold of your stuff , oh no , won't ever happen , never...

  6. excellent by tps12 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, this technology sounds incredible. Anyone who's run a packet sniffer on even a smallish office LAN (for debugging network problems, I swear! :) knows that it's nearly impossible to keep all of the different ports, protocols, and IP addresses straight.

    It'll be great to see what law enforcement can do with this. I imagine if we'd had this kind of tech in place a year ago, we might have averted 9/11 altogether, so maybe this will help ensure it never happens again. Imagine the power: wondering if Tom R. O'Layman is funnelling money to the IRA? Just click a button and check out his emails, phone calls, and web history. It looks like we're headed toward a new era of public safety.

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  7. Pr()n Net by GibsonSundman · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, the govt and nai will then be opening the worlds largest pr()n sites from the stored cache?

  8. GollumSoft by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Funny
    Traxess, formerly known a GollumSoft.

    We traxess it, doesn't we, precious. Yesss, we traxess and logsess all its nasssty little emailsess.


    -Peter
    1. Re:GollumSoft by Moosifer · · Score: 3, Funny

      That was perhaps the funniest post I've ever seen on slashdot. Thank you!

  9. Gives their slogan a new meaning! by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 4, Funny
    Check out their slogan on their homepage:

    "Your network. Our business."

    My motto is:

    "My network. None of your business." but I guess that is where they and I have a parting of the ways... ;-)

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  10. Re:Encryption by ipjohnson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well for the most part joe public doesn't care .... Hell I don't care if the FBI finds out my master plan for friday night (get shit faced and hopefully laid).

    If you feel that your email is important enough to encrypt good for you .... some of us dont need it.

  11. It's a million-to-one chance ... by Mirk · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's a million-to-one chance ... But it might just work!

    We need to kill this YRO-infringing monster by getting the people who own the rights to the DragNet TV series to sue these guys' asses off :-)

    Fire with fire.

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  12. Re:This looks like big trouble brewing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Its funny, every time I hear "War on Terrorism" or "to help counter-terrorism" I cringe because thats probably one more civil liberty being dragged off into some room to be beaten and interrogated...

    But think about the children!!! We must protect the children!

  13. An infinite number of monkeys... by fmaxwell · · Score: 5, Funny
    Imagine the poor sods that have to go through the captured data. They'd get to read stuff like this all day:

    HotHoney4462: I am a porn star.
    StudMan217: Send me your picture!
    HotHoney4462: I don't have one on my computer.
    StudMan217: Do you have a scanner?
    HotHoney4462: No. But my friends tell me I look like Pamela Anderson...
    {...}
    133t_dewd: i still cant run the password cracker you sent.
    Neo4329542: what happens?
    133t_dewd: i cant find it.
    Neo4329542: where did you save it?
    133t_dewd: i dont know -- i just hit okay.
    Neo4329542: click on my computer.
    133t_dewd: how? i can't see your computer...
    {...}
    Mom,
    > Here's a picture of your father on
    > the new tractor.
    There was no picture attached. could you
    send it again?
    > The TV has been broken since you left. I turn
    > it on and the screen is black except for three
    > green letters in the upper left that say DVD.
    > But there is no DVD in the machine. I ejected
    > it twice and checked.
    You have to hit the input select button on the
    remote until you see a picture. It says DVD
    because I played that one for you when I was there.


    The biggest problem that they face is replacing people who commit suicide after about a week of reading that stuff.
    1. Re:An infinite number of monkeys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The biggest problem that they face is replacing people who commit suicide after about a week of reading that stuff.

      Naw...see?:

      HotHoney4462: I am a porn star.
      StudMan217: Send me your picture!
      HotHoney4462: I don't have one on my computer.
      StudMan217: Do you have a scanner?
      HotHoney4462: No. But my friends tell me I look like Pamela Anderson...

      Let's see, book HotHoney4462 on prostitution and StudMan217 on solicitation.

      133t_dewd: i still cant run the password cracker you sent.
      Neo4329542: what happens?
      133t_dewd: i cant find it.
      Neo4329542: where did you save it?
      133t_dewd: i dont know -- i just hit okay.
      Neo4329542: click on my computer.
      133t_dewd: how? i can't see your computer...

      Book 133t_dewd and Neo4329542 as terrorist hackers. Give 'em the electric chair.

      Mom,
      > Here's a picture of your father on
      > the new tractor.
      There was no picture attached. could you
      send it again?
      > The TV has been broken since you left. I turn
      > it on and the screen is black except for three
      > green letters in the upper left that say DVD.
      > But there is no DVD in the machine. I ejected
      > it twice and checked.

      Book Mom, Dad, & Son for unpatriotic acts and illegal unauthorized viewing of copyrighted material.