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Cappuccino PC, Round 3

Simon (S2) writes "do you remember the cappuccino pc? There is a new release of it called Mocha. The Mocha P4 PC size advantage makes it ideal for places where space is at a premium or for those who work in several fixed locations at once and want to be able to access the same data everywhere. Mocha P4 is a PC that is so flexible, efficient, compact and portable technically knocks down all existing desk top PCs. Choosing a big and bulky inappropriate PC has become an obsolete way of thinking. The over all technology of other mini-book PCs around is still far from our achievement today. Take advantage of the new breed PC of tomorrow and experience the next generation way of computing."

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  1. So... by kerincosford · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot is just cunt and pasting press releases, and posting them as stories now?

    Lame.

    "PC of tomorrow", indeed.

    1. Re:So... by Maran · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Slashdot is just cunt and pasting press releases"

      I have to ask: An innocent typo, or a habit from conducting "research" off google?

      Maran

  2. Damned kids by moronga · · Score: 5, Funny

    Choosing a big and bulky inappropriate PC has become an obsolete way of thinking.

    Back in my day, all we had was inappropriate PCs. They'd show up for dinner in shorts, and make lewd comments about the hostess.

    Seriously though, there was a time when choosing an inappropriate PC was, er, appropriate? Don't marketing people take English classes anymore?

  3. Needed more Ad Revenue? by Zapdos · · Score: 5, Funny

    How much does it cost to have my ad ran as a /. Story?

    1. Re:Needed more Ad Revenue? by rlangis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just make sure your server can handle the subsequent slashdotting. The Capuccino server didn't.

      --
      GIR: I'm going to sing the Doom song now. Doom doom doom doom doom doom de-doom doom doom doom doom doom doom...
  4. Bah, I'll stick with my full tower by Com2Kid · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have seen reviews of these things that say that we should all throw away our full towers and buy one of these instead.

    Like hell.

    My A/V PC has 5 PCI devices and 4 IDE devices, my 3D workstation has 5 PCI back plates used up (various extenders from other cards) and 3 actual PCI slots in use, along with a mere 3 IDE devices (it is going to get a CDRW so make that 4 IDE devices soon now), and;

    oh yah;

    each one of my steel full muthafucking tower cases?

    Doubles.

    As

    A stepladder.

    BIZZOOOOOOTCH!

  5. Slashvertisements by sludg-o · · Score: 4, Funny

    God, these "Slashvertisements" are getting pretty bad.

  6. Sets off every anti-BS alarm in my body! by TopherC · · Score: 5, Funny

    See the latest in innovation! Totally changes the way you work, and even think about working! Far superior to unsightly cabinets of dusty electronics, and for a price that is astounding! If you decide to keep it, we'll refund half the purchase price. This is so revolutionary that it makes the PC obsolete. Stop by, and you'll get a free onion!

  7. If you're gonna advertise it on slashdot.... by Satan's+Librarian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why don't you have it on ThinkGeek yet? Still selling the old stale cappucino there.... Methinks the marketroids didn't plan this well, and instead are just annoying would-be-news-readers.