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Many Hackers Too Fat For The FBI

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the or-too-ornery dept.

CaveDwler writes: "Want to work for the FBI in computer security? Better put down your cheesey poofs and pick up your M16. According to this article over on Wired, you have to pass physical requirements in order to work with FBI in computer security."

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  1. darwin by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Funny

    "They will not consider you unless you can carry your M16 through the physical fitness course without killing yourself in the process,"

    I think its fair, if you die in the test, they don't hire you.

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  2. Put down your cheesy poofs and pick up an M-16? by Rayonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    How is playing Counter-Strike going to help me lose weight?

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  3. Not fat, not scrawny. by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're not just ruling out the fat ones. They're rejecting all the ones that don't have a buff bod and those who wear glasses. Remember, a gentlemen agent not only has to be smart but has to be good looking enough to seduce the sexy Russian and Chinese evil hacker agents that he will undoubtably encounter in exotic locales. Don't you watch the movies, man? Everyone knows this shit!

    GMD

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