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Tan With Implants Instead Of Sun
WolfWithoutAClause writes: "Trials of a drug called Melanotan that increases the rate of melanin production in the skin is going well, and may be released for human use in 2005. Tan in a capsule! Less skin cancer and skin aging! No more tedious tanning! The ABC News article is here."
This new drug has been secretly tested in Africa for many decades. It has been very successful. We should welcome these technological advances.
Now all I need is a pill that makes me trim and muscular and one that keeps me clean without requiring to shower. Then I can be a normal, healthy member of society.
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..is gonna love this pill.
Can someone conferm if this is one version of the so called Barbie pill?
If I recall, 2 versions were being developed. One for tanning (its original purpose) and one version as a both-gender viagra pill (side effect found out during testing)
hmmm, if it is, I wonder if they got rid of the side effect?
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Have the researchers concluded any long-term effects? .. or will this be yet another lovely drug quicked pushed passed the FDA only to be dangerously labeled after public adoption/consumption?
This might even get that pasty-white developer's tan (tan only on the elbow of the left arm where that one piece of light comes through the crack in the window) out!
Crank it to max and let them be what they hate. Kinda like that movie the Watermellon man.
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Finaly I can look like I went to the beach, and still stay home in the basment in front of the computer all day long.
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The same company that make tanning oils (to get your skin darker) make skin "bleachers" (for for indian/african market) ....
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I wonder if this company will make an "Anti-tanning" pill, that will make your skin whiter?
I guess we are all going to end up being grey
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instead of a black man turning white you got white geeks turning black Hey sign me up for some of this stuff my red-headed ass could use it:)
Actually, it has been shown that the drug has unwanted side effects, such increased libido and spontaneous erections in males. Now it's being studied as a viagra-substitute, the problem is to separate this from the tanning effect. An alternative is to market it as the "barbie-pill": tan & sex; add a sprinkle of coke and you have it all.
More info at melanotan.org.
Well i guess we have a few years before it comes out, but maybe ill finally have a tan! i spend way too much time working, coding, and learning to lay in the sun. now that i think about it, ill probobly have some type of excuse for not using the tan-pill as well.. cheers
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Maybe we can slip some of these to Michael Jackson, I'm sure his family will love us for restoring him his blackness!
This article reminds me of I nonsense story I told one of my roommates.
I was preparing to go on holiday to South Africa (spending my flying quotum for approx. 10 years) and needed to get some shots.
During the daily washing up, my roommate asked me which shots I had had to take. I told him, the regular shots, but since he likes fooling people around, I thought I'd get back at him for some of his pranks, and I told him I'd also taken an experimental shot which was supposed to increase my melatonin level in the next week, so I'd already have a tan when I'd go to South Africa. The point of the shot was that the tan would protect me from the sun instead of sun tan lotion. Since it was an experimental shot I'd volenteered to at the docter's, I was supposed to take a picture of myself twice a day, making sure the lightning was always equal. Also during my holiday I should measure my light exposure and continue taking pictures.
I was really surprised by the fact he totally believed my story! I thought it was completely transparent bullshit. In the next week he kept informing about the progess, and months later when I told him he'd been fooled he was really flabergasted. But now, three years later, the same idea's on slashdot....
So why did I needed to get back at this guy?
Every morning he woke up before everybody else in the house. Since nobody was in the kitchen while he was there, he started drawing a crack from the ceiling of our new house, adding only the slightest bit every day. We were quite worried about the solidity of our house, but couldn't properly examine the crack since it was so high up. The need to go up to the crack, since it was so obvious. It took months before we realised the crack was drawn with a pencil!
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Dagnabbit, I was just about to mention this, and somebody's beaten me to it.. :-)
The drug in question is, as I recall, "Melanocyte Stimulating Hormone", which evidently is showing in trials that it improves libido for both men and women. It seemingly acts in the brain rather than the genitals (and as any marriage/sex councelor should tell you, the brain is the most important sex organ after all) and so works in a completely different way from viagra and such.
Wonder how hard it is to get hold of stock in this company....whether it's OFFICIALLY released for anything other than a tanning-aid, you just KNOW that the, ahem, "off-label" uses of it will make it awfully popular....
(I find it hilarious to see increased libido listed as an unwanted side-effect... :-) )
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My CRT tan is coming along just fine without any help. People need to stick to doing things the natural way.
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I think women look MUCH better pale-skinned anyday (Carrie Ann Moss, Liv Tyler, my wife) ;)
I find it hilarious to see increased libido listed as an unwanted side-effect...
Yeah, who wouldn't want to be frustratingly horny all the time? Nothing like a spontaneous erection at a funeral to get people talking about what a cool necrophiliac you are. It's the latest craze!
This story had some media coverage about 5 years ago... For example, here's a Boston Globe bit with some useful details:t ories/heal th/how_and_why/101397.htm m elanotan .html
http://search.boston.com/globe/search/s
A more recent article which is much better than the lame ABC story is on Wired:
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.06/
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The real trick would be a pill that lets you change your skin to a more outlandish color than "sorta brownish." Certain subcultures woul just eat this up. I can imagine a warehouse full of ravers with purple, green, fluorescent, etc. skin.
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I have my thetans working overtime keeping me all tanned up year round.
All it takes is some time auditing and you to could enjoy a nice tan without using creams or spending time at tanning salons.
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Would this work for people who cannot tan naturally? I have never been able to tan, I just burn or get freckles. It would be nice if this would work for people like me.
How about people who don't process sunlight well and freckle instead of tan? Does the pill give an even tan or really big spots? ("look! I'm now a dalmation!")
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It's a pill, not an implant.
Side effects include increased sex drive, appetite suppressant, it's an anti-inflamitory, and it may fight acne (not sure about that one).
It would be the perfect barbie pill if only it madeyou blond too. Tan, thin, horny, no pain, and clear complexion.
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One pill to increase melanin production and one to decrease it. Instantly everybody has the same skin color and we'll have to find something other than skin color to discriminate against each other. Cool.
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