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Ruling in Aimster Case

Circuit Breaker writes "A short history of Aimster: Got noticed by the RIAA, lost their domain name to AOL, changed their name to Madster. More recently, a preliminary injunction has been issued against them, according to BBC News and Associated Press. Who's next?" Aimster declared bankruptcy months ago, so this is really a formality: beating a dead horse.

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  1. nude pics of kelly clarkson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  2. Re:Web page by SkankhodBeeblebrox · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How is a woman wearing a white t-shirt and a pair of black pants 'scantily clad' ?

    Maybe somewhere in the muslim nation, not anywhere else that I know of...

    z.

  3. Win one for The Giver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    'Twas the night before Goatse, when all through the house
    Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
    The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
    In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;

    The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
    While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
    And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
    Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.

    When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
    Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
    Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.

    The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
    Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!

    With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
    I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
    More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
    And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

    "Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHAEL and TIMMY!
    On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
    To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
    Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"

    As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
    When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
    So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
    With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
    The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
    As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
    Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.

    He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
    And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
    A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
    And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.

    His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
    His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
    His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
    And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;

    The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
    And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
    He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
    He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.

    He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
    And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
    Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
    And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
    He layed a big log right under my nose,
    And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

    He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
    And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
    But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
    "HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

  4. Re:Web page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  5. Re:RIAA, MPAA, and the Jew by mikaw · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Is this somekind of troll or just racial discrimination?

  6. Re:Web page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    not sure about why the picture in question counts as scantily clad, but she is a bit closer to that over here

  7. Re:RIAA, MPAA, and the Jew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    The Internet has made the Jew irrelevant.


    So that's why they do it... get out of here you hateful person
  8. Dead Horses: by jrest · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "The horse is dead. Fuck it or walk away, but stop beating it." - Not my quote

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    (Score:5, Not Funny)
  9. The horse is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fuck it or walk away, but stop beating it.

  10. Re:Good riddance by Gordonjcp · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How the fuck is she underage? She's seventeen, it says so clearly in the site.

    Of course, she probably doesn't fancy you anyway, fanboy.

  11. Re:Something in a name... by dr_dank · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What a brilliant defense! Although with a clever "stagename" like Johnny Deep what exactly did anyone expect?

    Go easy on him. Things may be tough since he left "21 Jump Street".

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    Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
  12. Re:Aimster Info by hrieke · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hate to say this but,
    (1) Your mother was right
    (2) Chalk it up to an expesive learning experance.
    Welcome to the club...

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  13. Re:Aimster Info by gmhowell · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Damn! If that's really her picture, you should arrange to give her a spanking. That could make up for some loss of pay.

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    Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  14. Re:Aimster Info by raindog151 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ev,

    send me an email if you get a chance, would like to see how new job is going.

    --d.

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    your jesus is another mans xebu. chew on that hypocrites.