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Slashback: Segwait, Farscape, Leg-pulling

Slashback tonight with news of the Farscape backlash, an explanation for the slight shipping delay on your hypothetical new Human Transporter, an amusing chapter in the long and boring Nigerian spam book (check out the passport), and some tips on getting Linux on an Xbox. Enjoy! Update: 09/13 00:34 GMT by T : And a late add as well below with some important information for anyone intrigued by yesterday's mention of discarded AT&T microwave towers for sale.

You knew this had to be too good to be true. Joe Ryan from AmericanTower.com writes: "Please note that the information posted Wednesday regarding sites American Tower has for sale is not accurate. American Tower Corporation has a limited number of surplus towers for sale. The list of sites can be accessed through our sites for sale list at http://www.americantower.com/mainweb/SitesForSale.asp. These are the only towers that are for sale. Please also note that these Surplus sites are sold on a strictly "as is-where is."

Thanks for the correction.

If the site you are inquiring about is not on the "Sites For Sale" list, then it is not for sale."

Despite all the lobbying, the wait is on. dgreno writes "Like many other Slashdot readers, I stations signed up with Amazon.com to be notified when the Segway Human Transporter would be available for sale. Today Amazon sent me an email which included the following, "We've recently learned from our supplier that the item you requested to be notified about, Segway Human Transporter (also known as "Ginger" or "IT"), will not be available in the foreseeable future." I guess the sidewalks are safe for a while longer."

Don't they like devoted fans? $nyper writes "I just wanted to let everyone know that there is major backlash against the Sci-Fi channel from fans about the cancellation of Farscape. They appear to have miscalculated the Fans. For the past few days Sci-Fi's main office has been inundated with faxes, e-mails, and phone calls to keep the show alive for its 5th season. CNN Headline news also ran a story on the effort yesterday. What it boils down to is that at $1.5 million USD per episode the greatest science-fiction show on television is too expensive for Sci-Fi to produce. Even the top Executive at the Sci-Fi channel (Bonnie Hammer, Executive Vice President and General Manager), which is one of Farscape's biggest fans is currently only operating in figure head mode and is being made to keep quiet. Most think she would speak out in favor of the show but is worried about the status of her job at the moment. If you have any questions about what you can do to help out, just pop over to Farscape World for the best information. There is also a website setup for detailed up to the minute information about the struggle to save Farscape over at the main Save Farscape site including information being supplied under the table y a Sci-Fi channel mole. :)

After all the coverage Sci-Fi has stopped the construction crews assigned to tear down the sets and have re-entered negotiations regarding the show. The Jim Henson company that is responsible for the show's creation is also currently courting executives from Showtime and UPN about moving the show to another network for the 5th and future seasons."

This will not be made into a Dummies book for a few years yet. dsyu writes "Follow-up to a previous article -- the good folks at the X-Box Linux Project have posted step-by-step instructions on how to install SuSE 8 on your XBox."

The Nigerian Spam saga wends ever onward. An anonymous coward writes "'Mike Aba' and 'Obi Azuka' are the fake names used by a Nigerian criminal who tried to defraud me. As soon as I read the "DEAR FRIEND" of the first e-mail, I knew it was a scam, but for fun I decided to mislead the criminal into believing that I was falling for his scam. You can read the exchange of e-mails here. This type of fraud is known as the Nigerian Fee scam. Unfortunately, gullible people do fall for this scam. Hopefully this page will alert more people and make criminals like "Mike" less successful."

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  1. Re: Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want a solar powered Segway with extra big tires for driving in sand dunes.

  2. if Farscape moves to Showtime by UnspeakablyLisa · · Score: 2, Funny

    we have
    Sexscape: Newer, Harder, and Faster

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    "I don't want the world. I just want your half" ~TMBG
  3. Nigerian David Lee Roth by chimpo13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's where a couple guys respond to Nigerian scam pages as David Lee Roth and say they'll send the money. It's pretty good getting Nigerian scammers to go to the airport to meet them holding a sign that says "David Lee Roth" on it.

    Sorry it's on geocities, but hey...

    http://www.geocities.com/scamjokepage/

  4. Nice document by EvilBastard · · Score: 4, Funny

    I must admit I did like their
    photoshopped Passport they provided.

    But - they got his place of birth wrong ? I thought he was from Iowa, he only worked in outer space ?

    1. Re:Nice document by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Should have drowned the wife in a pool, just like the real life Kirk.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  5. best SPAM email conversation ever by troutman · · Score: 5, Funny
    This email exchange, between the now world famous Xach (a former cow-orker at the dearly departed MINT.NET) and someone claiming to be from Togo, must rank among the all time best SPAM exchanges. No, really -- Read and prepare to ROFL.

  6. a better variation of the "scamming a scammer" bit by nyet · · Score: 5, Funny

    I want my three dollars!

    Long but funny. Make sure to read to the end.

  7. Re: Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I want a Segway made out of butter so that I can drive over my breakfast before eating it.

  8. Funniest Nigerian Scam table-turning I've seen yet by phr2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    is at Buddy Weiserman's site. The complete, extensive email exchange with photos is shown there. He actually got the scammer to travel to another country and run around flapping his arms like a chicken! "Buddy Weiserman"'s name was of course inspired by Budweiser beer, but the scammer didn't figure that out either.

  9. And on the 9th September.. by superpeach · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mike finally got enought money out of people to pay to get his CAPS LOCK KEY FIXED

  10. James T. Kirk by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

    First /. posts a story on how Star Trek isn't original enough, now they have framed captain Kirk for murder!
    For shame!

    Slashdot editors have a Star Wars bias... ;- )

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  11. Darn! by sconeu · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was going to use the money I got from Nigera to pay for the next season of Farscape, and with the leftovers, buy a Segway to carry my Xbox (which would be running SUSE 8.0)!

    --
    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  12. Re:I hope this isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I haven't received this email from Amazon.com, but here's a copy anyway:

    Greetings from Amazon.com.

    You recently received an e-mail from us regarding the Segway Human Transporter (also known as "Ginger" or "IT"). This e-mail was sent accidentally by an automated system and the information in it is incorrect.

    In fact, there is no new information on Segway's availability. Consumer versions of Segway Human Transporters are currently being piloted in various communities throughout the U.S. The Segway HT is expected to be released to the general consumer market in 2003.

    We apologize for the confusion. We will keep your e-mail address on our list of customers who wish to be notified about this item.

    Sincerely,

    Amazon.com Customer Service http://www.amazon.com