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The First Smiley :-)

An anonymous reader points to this excellent bit of online archaeology -- Mike Jones' effort to find the first online smiley. A bit from the site: "After a significant effort to locate it, on September 10, 2002 the original post made by Scott Fahlman on CMU CS general bboard was retrieved by Jeff Baird from an October 1982 backup tape of the spice vax (cmu-750x)." Interesting methodology and a lot of work went into the search -- shades of the Dead Media Project.

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  1. :-( (pad) by undeg+chwech · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nostalgia makes me sad :-(

  2. First A$$ in ascii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    (_(_

    That's funny.

  3. And I've made it my mission... by nakaduct · · Score: 5, Funny

    To live to see the last.

    1. Re:And I've made it my mission... by pla · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah, should I address you as Mr. Rosen, or Mr. Valenti?

  4. (Almost) 20 years ago today... by Eryq · · Score: 2, Funny

    We should throw a party in a month.
    And just think! In one more year, smiley
    will be old enough to buy beer legally!

    {hic} :-}

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    I'm a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!
  5. Geek & Naming Conventions by Myriad · · Score: 5, Funny
    Why is it that for things like this many geeks will automatically think of the same name? Ie, way back when I first saw a :) (ah BBS days) I got its meaning and thought of it as a "smiley". Quickly I found out that was what people called it. This kind of thing happens to most geeks I know.

    Yet the moment any of us start coding, damned if we don't come up with naming conventions that mean squat to everyone else. Unless, of course, we've been dictated to use someone elses nonsense! :)

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    "They do not preach that their god will rouse them, a little before the Nuts work loose." Kipling, 'The Sons of Martha'
  6. Uh oh... by phillymjs · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...how long before he finds himself a lawyer, patents a "method of conveying levity via a sequence of characters typed on a keyboard," and sues, well, everyone? :-)

    (Oops!)

    ~Philly

  7. Leftists of the world - get angry. by (void*) · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was :-) and not (-:. How ... ungauche! :(

    1. Re:Leftists of the world - get angry. by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 5, Funny

      The backwards ones confuse me - i mean, what the hell is this?

      >:{

      since ppl started doing them upside down, the complicated ones become unreadable

      someone sorta said this, but maybe we need an RFC or a smiley standards (someone email w3 quick!)

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    2. Re:Leftists of the world - get angry. by mosch · · Score: 5, Funny

      )-: damn you, you directionalist bastard.

    3. Re:Leftists of the world - get angry. by whovian · · Score: 4, Funny

      what the hell is this?

      A female body sculptor flexing ;-)

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    4. Re:Leftists of the world - get angry. by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about this: :-(-:

      or this:

      (-:-) | (:) | :(:

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      ^_^
  8. Medical Hazard? by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny


    It is rumored that Scott Fahlman and his original group currently have persistent neck problems due to the long-term practice of leaning to the left to read text emotion indicators.

    For this reason, they have allegedly proposed "vertical ASCII" so that they can be read upright.

    (-:

  9. Re:First smiley? by joshua404 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Well, great that they found the first smiley, but I will not be satisfied until I see the LAST one. Once upon a time, people could communicate emotions effectively simply through the tone of their writing. Now that people have apparently lost this ability, they use a crude text representation of a facial expression. This is not an improvement.

    Lighten the fuck up. :-)

  10. Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Well you're just a fucking genius, aren't you?

    ;-)

  11. That reminds me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...of the first time that I tried to draw one in real life.

    I had just gotten into Usenet (this was 93) and was grading quizzes. I went to draw a smiley because a student got a perfect grade, and caught myself drawing it sideways! :-)

  12. Re:Strange. by godlee · · Score: 2, Funny

    "All I want to know is who the man is that looked at a cow and said 'I think I drink from whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them.'"

    Kinda like the native amercans who first smoked weed. How many weeds did they have to smoke before they got the right one?

  13. Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed by Chris+Brewer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput. :)

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  14. The Smiley Undermined by Snafoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every IM and gooey IRC client these days is replacing the noble ASCII smile with the hideous rictus of a yellow dot. Even punctuation is threatened
    by the forces of Disnification.

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    - undoware.ca
  15. Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've heard it summed up in this quote: "The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy, Roman, nor an Empire."

  16. Re:Making history on /. by MyHair · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is slashdot's first (*) asshole.

    Too skinny, I suspect, for most of the nerds here. Try this:

    (_*_)

  17. Re:Usenet and Emoticons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Quoting that post,
    oo for somebody's head-lights are on messages
    Ah, 1982. It must have been nice to live in a business world where "sexual harassment" hadn't yet entered the lexicon, I'd hate to think what would happen to the poor guy who sent a "somebody's headlights are on" email around the office today... Even if he really was talking about a car. :)
  18. some amusing alternative emoticons... by asteinberg · · Score: 2, Funny
    About 10 years ago, my dad found a free copy of a book called "The Secret Guide to Computers" by Russ Walter and threw it my way. The book covered lots of stuff - as the cover declares, it "Guides you through all the applications, from 'Accounting' to 'Zany Sex'." It happens to be where I learned my first programming language - BASIC.

    Anyway, there was a page about emoticons, listing a bunch of variations on the smiley. It's quite amusing. I was going to put them all here, but the lameness filter isn't letting me, so I'll just post a few highlights to whet your appetite and look for a link (here's one; click Internet in the left frame then search the right frame for "smiley"):

    :-)~ I'm drooling.
    :-)-8 I have big breasts.
    :*) I'm drunk.
    %-) I'm dizzy from staring at the screen too long.
    |-O I'm yawning.
    |^O I'm snoring.
    [:-) I'm wearing a Walkman.
    {:-) I wear a toupee,
    }:-) but the wind is blowing it off.
    [:] I'm a robot.
    }:-> I'm being devilish,
    >;-> and lewdly winking.
    E-:-) I'm a ham radio operator.
    C=:-) I'm a chef.
    =|:-)= I'm Uncle Sam.
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  19. Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed by Magnus+Reftel · · Score: 4, Funny
    What more could we ask for from 2 simple characters?
    A nose? ;-)
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    print "Yet another p{erl,ython} hacker\n",
  20. Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed by extrasolar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Except no one knows what the rules for emoticons(?) are. I know rules are uncool and all but...

    How are we supposed to put smileys into parenthesis (like :))?

    And goddamnit it always fucks up my paren-matching in emacs.

    And whats with the ^^&:o/o)) that turns into a stoned pumkin with a santa hat eating a bald chickin in yahoo messenger?

    And how much happier does three smileys make you compared to one smiley?

    Sure, I was all gung ho about smileys too. Then they started making them *backward*. WTF?

    I think it was Scott McNeally who said something like most of us don't deserve the formatting abilities of of even ASCII. This is what he means.

  21. Re::-( (pad) by flacco · · Score: 3, Funny
    There should be a moratorium on the use of the apostrophe.

    We've got bigger problem's to worry about.

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    pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
  22. No monsters in my subjectline... by morie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aaaahhhhhh! you created a 4-eyed monster! (See your subjectline)

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  23. Re: Anonymous quote by Deven · · Score: 3, Funny

    /* Anonymity isn't all it's cracked up to be. */

    Who are you quoting? ;-)

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    Deven

    "Simple things should be simple, and complex things should be possible." - Alan Kay

  24. DOS had a smiley in it.. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Funny
    C:

    'Course like all else DOS, it was backwards.

  25. Re:Usenet and Emoticons by iamiuru · · Score: 3, Funny
    I can see it now. For god only knows how long, Prof. Morris will be getting all the different smiley variations. Well at least if his phone is set to vibrate and he has it in his pants he will KNOW that he is loved and FEEL that love.

    ;)

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