Robot To Explore Mysterious Pyramid Passage
a_timid_mouse writes "The National Geographic Society, using the same kind of robot used to search for survivors in the ruins of the World Trade Center, is trying to solve a mystery that lies deep in the bowels of the 4,500-year-old Great Pyramid of Giza. Up a tiny square tunnel is a stone hatch with copper handles that was discovered in 1872. No one knows the purpose of the shaft, and no one knows what lies behind the hatch. Enter the Pyramid Rover."
It's a 4000-year-old weed stash
Let's just hope that Geraldo Rivera doesn't decide to cover it live, which will guarantee that nothing interesting is down there.
So the robot wakes the mummy, gets cursed, and comes out of the pyramid with XP embedded in it's firmware...
The robot will find the first occurance of the smiley face, if only to show up the smuggness of the person who retreived the vax backups.
-Adam
From the article :
"It has to be an extraordinary engineering feat to go up a 40-degree, 200-foot shaft"
Almost as extraordinary as a 4000+ year old civilization creating such a passage.
Wasn't this already tried a few years ago? I remember seeing something nearly exactly like this.
They sent a (very similar) robot up the passage, got to the door, but somehow got stuck. IIRC, the robot couldn't get over some sort of obstacle, but could still see the door at the end. They ended with a problem: how did two iron spikes end up locking the door, so far inside such a small tunnel.
What's different and new this time around?
I wonder if training an animal to go into such claustrophobic places would be cheaper and easier (disregarding any PETA complaints).
Jesus saves....And takes 1/2 damage.
This was tried several years ago. The robot they used did not have a fiber optic camera, and was unable to see past the door, however, it did have a laser on it, and they shined the laser through the cracks in the sides of the door and were unable to see the dot, so there is some evidence that there is a large room behind the door.
The new robot has a fiber optic camera, and some kind of device which will allow it to see through up to 3 feet of rock.
One thing that kind of pisses me off about the whole egyptology thing, is that the egyptian government is pretty strict on who they let come and do work like this over there. If they don't agree with some of your views on the history of the pyramids, good luck getting a permit to do anything there. The history of the pyramids is very sketchy, and how the traditional egyptologists think their theories are 100% correct is very arrogant.
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According to the web site, it's going to be on TV 9/16, 8pm (eastern/pacific) on Fox. Pretty cool...
Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
. . . all of those socks that everyone's been losing in the dryer. The aliens have been stealing them for years!
ImhotepBot crushes the puny Pyramid Rover.
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Custom robot, shmustom robot. They just need one of these:
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(Mini Rover)
"Sometimes a woman is a kind of religion, she can save your soul & set you free from all your sins" - Bad Examples
If they were in the US, we would be the assholes, and would be insulted, and chastised until we let anyone in. If we didn't, we would be called ignorant, arrogant, classless, knuckle scraping rubes that don't deserve to breathe, and how dare we try to foist our control on world history. Somehow this would also make us imperialistic, I am sure.
But since it isn't in the US, I guess the Egyptian government is well within their rights to control something that was built before the current incarnation of Egypt was even thought of.
You see, if you aren't American, you can't make a mistake. I just realized this, and boy do I feel bad about being American.
I am sorry that everyone speaks English.
I am sorry that France and other countries have to make laws to keep their language alive. This is obviously as a result of some covert American plot to pollute the world with our language. The French saw fit to give over control of everything to the Germans upon the asking, but somehow we have sullied their language, how dare we.
I am sorry that we came over to Europe in the early 20th century, and again in the 40's. I know we should have just left Stalin kill another 20 million Christians, and Hitler kill another 6 million Jews. We were insensitive, and imperialistic.
I am sorry that we tried to force capitalism on the North Koreans in order to protect our oil interests. Same with all the Vietnamese. These people wanted, and have thrived under the communism they recieved. We were rude, brutish, and totally out of line in both of these actions.
I am sorry that we stopped a thug and a thief from stealing millions of dollars worth of property, and a chance to control a significant portion of the worlds oil supply. This was selfish, and imperialistic. I am sorry that we allowed our women service people to remain uncovered, offending all the right thinking people we just saved, because our women have the same rights as the men.
I am sorry that we stopped a racist, religious zealot from trying to cleanse his country of other races. They clearly didn't belong there, since an arbitrary border said they didn't belong in the same place they had for severl centuries. I am sorry that we stopped his troops from systematically raping all the females of these other races as their troops moved from town to town. Clearly these people deserved to be raped and killed and we were insensitive and arrogant to impose our ideas on that eastern european community.
And most recently I am sorry that we feel the need to try to dictate how another country can defend its borders. We have no reason to believe a man that has already gased citizens of his own country to test chemical weapons would release a weapon of mass destruction on the world. How dare we get that attitude.
Yeah, we are just a bunch of arrogant, classless hillbillies over here that don't have the common sense to commit suicide because we are so beneath the rest of the world.
I am sorry that the rest of the world has to deal with us Americans. If only we had never been organized as a country.
A previous attempt to penetrate the mysterious
shaft ended in disappointment when it was discover
that Lara Croft's cross-section was too large to
permit her entry into the shaft.
That's "Mr. Soulless Automaton" to you, Bub.
The BEST place to get info about the shafts and the history is:
http://www.cheops.org/
It is a site constructed by Rudolph Gattenbrink and contains all of his findings in a very public way... AutoCAD drawings of how each block was cut to form the shaft, etc...
Zahi Hawass (The director of the Giza site) loves to take credit for anything and everything.. I true ego-maniac... I would love to see Rudolph Gattenbrink get the credit he deserves...
There is a petition located at:
http://www.dailygrail.com/petition/
> The thing you saw was Rudolph Gattenbrink about 1992?
The 'thing' certainly was Upuaut (the name of the robot) and here's the official website of Gantenbrink and his robot.
...poor Rudolph, join in any brain gear games?
Everybody knows that the Great Pyramid was a water pump, right?
Kunkel expounds his astonishing theories.
Give this guy some money, please, so we can either be amazed or have a jolly good laugh at his expense.
Or maybe it's the control room to the alien launch facility....
And the brethren went away edified.
You're a troll, not a karma-whore. Now quit it, you're messing up my neat little world-view.
shafts, passages, probes
you guys have really got to get a thesaurus
or i gotta get a better sense of humour.
I wonder if those seals will be gone when the show starts, or if they will have super-glued them together...
You don't seriously think they haven't looked already, do you?
The pharroh was placed behind the door on the south shaft, the queen at the south. After a hundred years a given amount of sand would flow out of a timing chamber, setting off a rube-goldberg contraption that would open the doors suspending the king and queen within their shafts.
another door would slide open, revealing a shaft rising to the east at a 45 degree angle out of the pyramid. To the west, another door opened and a 20 ton block was sent sliding down it's shaft.
The intended result was for the pharroh and queen to meet in the queens chamber and "mate" when they collided. Soon after the joining, the 20 ton block would sweep them up the eastern shaft, where they would emerge to fly for a short while across the desert.
However, looters tampered with the mechanism which resulted in the queen, looters, and block flying out of the pyramid, while the pharroh remaind trapped behind his door. There is rumor that there might be another 20 ton block positioned behind the pharroh as well. The national geopgraphic team should exercise great caution unless they wish to suffer the fate of those looting the queens chamber thousands of years earlier.
Isn't this the same thing TLC's been showing every other week for the last four years now ? The one where they hit a spot where the stones have shifted and the step-up is too high for the poorly-designed truck to climb. I would have thought that a spider-like bot would have been better for this, since it would be able to walk across gaps n'stuff.
I mean, egyptian architecture is neat and all, but I don't think they had the tools and knowledge to properly build these things to 1/16th-of-an-inch precision.
-Billco, Fnarg.com
Well, mirth is good. But as for the web site - the old version was remarkably better. I have no idea why they changed it to the current sad incarnation.
Many typographical, technical and stylistic errors have been introduced, as you noted, and also the pump animation applet has disappeared - it was actually kind of cool, I thought. And now there is all sorts of raving on the misunderstood genius of Tesla, Kunkel, and Schauberger that is pretty much guaranteed to turn off most (thinking) people.
Sad to see a kooky but cool site turn into just a another kook site.
Item 1: The Sarcophagus
My prediction was that they would find, gasp, human remains.
They opened the sealed Sarcophagus, and guess what they found? The bones of a human being. Still, a significant find, compared to the next item.
Item 2: The Blocked Shaft
My prediction was, uh, more shaft, debris, or a wall.
They drilled a hole through the "door" (it was less than 4 inches thick) and poked a camera/light source through the hole. What did they find? A short space, and then, a wall (contrary to Dr. Hawass' statement that it was "another door!").
Where're the alien artifacts? The treasure? The buried long-lost knowledge of the lost civilization?
While it was interesting, it would have been 1000% better if the mummy would've sucked the juices out of the co-hosts and just let Dr. Hawass narrate the show; even if he is a putz, he's vastly more interesting and entertaining than they could ever hope to be. I mean, come on, this is National Geographic we are talking about here, not RealTV.
All in all, I give it a 5/10, if only to see Dr. Hawass getting heart palpitations from running full tilt from the Great Pyramid to the Pyramid City Administrator's tomb and back again to keep on Fox's "Live" schedule.
-SS "Teach the ignorant, care for the dumb, and punish the stupid."
Hype or Tripe?
Is it just me or was that National Geographic live broadcast about the pyramid chamber discovery a total waste of time and money? It's nice to have a show about the pyramids and the information contained within the show was fantastic, but they promoted it as being a great discovery show to try and lure a larger audience. They discovered pretty much nothing (for TV standards (skeleton & more passage)).
At one point I exclaimed to my wife that Osama Bin Laden was going to jump out at the end of the secret passage, but no such luck. The punch line is that at the end of the show, there was just another door, and they still hailed it as a great discovery.
The robot was COOL so I guess it wasn't a total waste of my time... but talk about lame endings.