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  1. My Happy Place on Where's Your Coding Happy Place? · · Score: 1

    Beer, Pink Floyd, rocking chair.

    Oh yeah, and my MacBook. That's how I roll.

  2. Tje King is Dead on Netscape Finally Put Down · · Score: 1

    Long Live the King!

  3. Objectivity and professionalism on Groovy in Action · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You must be new here.

  4. Re:US rarely needed government investment on British Government Slashes Scientific Research · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Which corporation was it that invented the Internet again?

  5. Netcraft survey confirms: Red Hat is dead on Raymond Knocks Fedora, Switches to Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    Truly an American icon.

  6. Over my dead body! on How Would You Deal With A Global Bandwidth Crisis? · · Score: 1

    There is no way I'm giving up my precious bandwidth! They'll have to pry my speedy 28.8k modem from my cold, dead fingers!!!!

  7. Re:Well duh on Did Gates Fib About H1-B Salaries? · · Score: 1

    But 10 years of serious study and deep understanding still doesn't give you those years of .NET experience.

    What employers really WANT is someone who has that kind of deep understanding, but what they tell HR to look for is 10 years .NET experience, which can easily be "coasting", as you say.

    (Well, except that anyone with 10 years of .NET experience is a liar.)

  8. Re:Well duh on Did Gates Fib About H1-B Salaries? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you have 10 years experience in anything in computing, then 90% of what you have learned in that 10 years is out of date or obsolete.

    Productivity doesn't scale linearly with experience.

  9. Re:Well duh on Did Gates Fib About H1-B Salaries? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So it's un-American to not have 10 years .NET experience?

    Most job descriptions for ANY tech company are overly specific, requiring experience with particular technologies that a reasonably skilled programmer can learn in a few weeks at most. And that's what HR departments use when they're screening resumes. Is it any wonder that they can't find the workers they want?

  10. By a strange coincidence... on ISP Tracking Legislation Hits the House · · Score: 1

    the RIAA and MPAA would find this kind of law very useful.

    Hmm.

  11. The Druids on Ancient Village Unearthed Near Stonehenge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nobody knows who they were
    Or what they were doing...

    (But they did have the sense to make Stonehenge a bit taller than 18".)

  12. The real question is... on Scientists Unveil Most Dense Memory Circuit Ever Made · · Score: 5, Funny

    how many Libraries of Congress you can fit into an elephant with this technology.

  13. Purifying the internet is all well and good... on Chinese Official Vows to "Purify" the Net · · Score: 1

    but who will protect our precious bodily fluids from being impurified?

    Paging Gen. Jack D. Ripper!!!

  14. It's a trap! on The Return of the Fairness Doctrine? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So, is this a plot to make ALL the news "Fair and Balanced"?

  15. Strictly business on Novell/Microsoft Deal Punishment for SCO? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does that mean that someone is going to wake up next to a horse's head?

  16. Re:This is good news on ALSR in Vista Gets OEM Push · · Score: 1

    One problem: I believe that the BOFH has prior art, and is willing to use it.

  17. This is good news on ALSR in Vista Gets OEM Push · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now if only Microsoft could develop a system for delivering electric shocks to users who run untrusted executables they receive in email, that would be something.

  18. Re:Finally! on Understanding Burnout · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now, if only I could use my prescient powers to figure out which story I'm replying to.

  19. Finally! on Understanding Burnout · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    NASA manages to get a satellite photo of what the Fremen have been bribing the Spacing Guild to keep hidden.

  20. Re:By the end of 2007, on Will Wright on the Colbert Report · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heh. I'll bet that Duke Nukem Forever will have a completely parametric storyline when it comes out, too.

  21. What? on Novell "Forking" OpenOffice.org · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When did "forking" come to mean "releasing plugins for a product"?

  22. Re:In terms of marketing blunder's... on In Search of Stupidity · · Score: 1

    Yup, that was my first thought, too.

    There's nothing like the sensation of shooting yourself in the foot.

  23. Re:best strategy for getting one? on Gamestop To Be Resupplied With PS3, Wii · · Score: 4, Funny

    First, learn to play the banjo. Once you have mastered the art of banjo playing, it should be easy to purchase a Wii or PS3.

    Unless you already know how to play the banjo, that is.

  24. Why bother with college? on What's the Problem With US High Schools? · · Score: 1, Funny

    They'll just try to teach you a bunch of evil stuff about Darwin and other Godless Commies.

    (At least, that seems to be the current American zeitgeist.)

  25. Re:Israel to produce synthetic oil on Green Light For ITER Fusion Project · · Score: 2, Funny

    If your car runs on synthetic oil, you should really consider having the engine overhauled.