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Rabbits' Male Members Grown In Labs

Posted by Hemos on from the for-all-those-accident-people dept.

knobbie writes "The CBC reports in this article that, "Tissue engineers have successfully replaced rabbits' penises with segments grown in the lab from the creatures' own cells.""

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  1. ENLARGE YOUR PENIS BY 4 INCHES OR MORE!!! by eggstasy · · Score: 5, Funny

    With a new, laboratory tested procedure!
    Order now for only $19.95!

    1. Re:ENLARGE YOUR PENIS BY 4 INCHES OR MORE!!! by Kibo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just when I thought my hotmail account couldn't hold any more penis spam, you bastards find a way to double it. (No doubt in 60 days or my money back).

      On the radio, in my email, on late night tv, in popup ads, everyone seems to think I have a tiny penis. I consider used to consider it 'space-efficent' but now I'm starting to develope a complex.

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      --Jimmy has fancy plans; and pants to match.
  2. My dream... by hitzroth · · Score: 2, Funny

    of a twelve inch "pianist" is at hand!

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    --VonNeumann
  3. weird by radiashun · · Score: 2, Funny

    what's up with all the penis news lately? Newscientist.com has an article on the discovery of the oldest fossilized penises here. Must be a slow news week :-/

  4. Only those insecure about their current size... by leviramsey · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...will take advantage of this.

    BTW, does anybody have the phone number of the researchers?

  5. Hmm? by Ryan+Stortz · · Score: 2, Funny

    So now when a girl tells you you're hung like a furry woodland creature...it's not as bad as it was before?

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  6. Re:is it just that time of year? by Jonny+290 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...scientists also have discovered a 100 million year old penis (two, actually)

    *ahem*

    Mr. Thurmond, that's very nice, but PLEASE put your pants back on.

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  7. Re:another solution... by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 3, Funny
    I'll be really impressed when we see more complex apendages, like hands, feet, and, or course, heads.

    Oh yeah, that'll work, romantic dinner for two, sparkling conversation, gets all hot and heavy, she undoes your trousers and "It's a hand! Get away from me you FREAK!" ;-)

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    -WolfWithoutAClause

    "Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"