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Keanu Reeves as Superman

Posted by chrisd on from the strange-things-are-afoot-at-the-circle-k dept.

M.C. Hampster writes "Fox News is reporting in this article that Superman is back in the planning stages at Warner Bros. with a possible Keanu Reeves playing the title role. Is this possibly the worse fit for an actor in a superhero role since Michael Keaton in Batman?" Perhaps they too will rotate in a new actor for each feature.

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  1. they ruined it. by 601 · · Score: 0, Troll

    that's it. they ruined superman.

  2. Re:Time for a name change. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Unemployed?

    I'll pay you $100 for 60 seconds of work.

    Here's the (shorty) script:

    You stare into a movie and say, "I love TECH TECH TECH and TECH TECH TECH with TECH TECH!" Then, you repeat, "Shutup Wesley!" over and over and over again, angrier and angrier, until you punch the mirror in a fit of rage. You then sheepishly lick the blood off your knuckles and begin to sob. *fade to black*

    You up for it? :-)