Harry Potter strikes back
theefer writes "Harry Knowles from Ain't It Cool News has posted a link to the Harry Potter & Chamber of Secrets trailer. RealVideo, WindowsMedia and Quicktime versions available. Looks better than the first movie.
Muggles, start your crossover plugins."
What is this? Slashdot "Secret Chamber Day" or something?
A journey of a thousand miles starts with a brutal anal raping at airport security
Since the bible thumpers seem to be asleep at the switch, I'll go a head and start the ball rolling for them.
Harry Potter is Evil, its the work of the devil. teaches the children the ways of satan and witchcraft. your all going to hell for this ungodly sin.. its EVILL i tell you EVILLLLLLL.
but of course you can help save the children, just send a love offerign.. call 1-900-sucker.. just think of the childrennnn not to mention my doghouse needs a new air conditioner... and I could use a bigger pool.....
Hows that? Kind of lame but I haven't had my coffiee yet.
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Supporting World Peace Through Nuclear Pacification
Tsk. That can't right. Everybody knows that muggles use Windows. It's the wizards who use Linux and thus have need of the Transversus Celeritum Tempus incantation.
announce he's Harry's father?
I want Harry Potter 5!
It will be released when it's done.
Moderation: +4. Modded 70% Funny and 30% Overrated. 100% Saturated.
So we should be seeing it some time before the heat death of the universe.
"Enhancing the excitement are the vibrating effects and magical swooping and whooshing sounds the broom makes when on."
I never thought playing with a toy could be so much fun. My girlfriend really seems to like it too.
Frylock: That's not a toy!
Master Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun.