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Enterprise Season Premiere Tonight

l0key432 writes "Enterprise, Star Trek's fifth series, begins its second season on UPN tonight at 8pm/7pm central with the episode Shockwave Part II, airing just before the series premier of the new 'The Twilight Zone' show at 9pm/8pm central. Shockwave II is the conclusion to last season's season-ending cliff-hanger, and additional info can be found at this page(possible spoilers!) on StarTrek.com." Of course with my luck, it'll be pre-empted by some sporting event.

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  1. frost pist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    mad props to all the hurting AC fp'ers out there in TV-land

  2. First? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Did I just get the coveted first post? Perhaps not, I have to wait 20 seconds.

  3. Funny... by Adnans · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    Just finished watching 2x01! Satellite feeds rock! :-)

    -adnans

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  4. botany bay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    botany bay?

    BOTANY BAY ????

    oh, GN0 !!!!

    we've got to get OUT OF HERE !!!!

    quick, hurry !!!!

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  5. Re:KDE women -- alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Grrr, this isn't a troll.. it's quite a simple question and I'm also stating my final straw that brought me to change.

  6. Thank you Slashdot! by Helmholtz+Coil · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Sweet Jeebus I totally forgot about that! If it wasn't for Slashdot I'd have missed the first 20 minutes at least, channel surfing until it came up.

    Better living through Slashdot...

  7. Re:KDE women -- alternatives by MaxVolume · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    XFCE.org

  8. Blackbox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Window Maker?
    Enlightenment?

    You havn't been looking too hard really, have you?

    1. Re:Blackbox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      FLUXBOX!
      better than blackbox

  9. Re:And this is Stuff that matters ? by MaxVolume · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Go back to Russia commie!!!

  10. Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I love hearing Taco whine about sports. Must have gotten laid a lot in high school..

  11. MY TINY GEEK-COCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ..is already feebly enstiffening!

  12. Re:Enterprise is boring, sorry it has to be said. by C0LDFusion · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's not about anything anymore except for the hot alien chicks.

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  13. "With my luck..." by Thenomain · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    With OUR luck, the ending will be reported in a Slashdot article on the front page.

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  14. Re:KDE women -- alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Gnome, HTH.

  15. English, motherfucker, can you speak it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    desktop which is Icaza- and stupidity-free

    Admittedly that statement is a little redundent, but Gnome is certainly neither Icaza nor stupidity free.

    1. Re:English, motherfucker, can you speak it? by Burgundy+Advocate · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I see. Sounds like you're a "special" case.

      I'd suggest trying out the Gnome distro from Ximian, HTH.

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    2. Re:English, motherfucker, can you speak it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Hey jackass, he was trying to help. Don't ask if you don't want a fucking answer.

  16. Re:Get some priorities! by DrGreenGenes · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred over a year ago"

    Whats so significant about a terrorist attack? Are they worse than actions sanctioned by (admittedly rather ignorant) voters?

    An estimated 80,000,000 people have starved to death since last September, and people have the gall to sit around talking about Osama Bin Laden, Saddam etc. America made those people rich and powerful in the first place. Why were the warnings ignored? Gee - I really can't figure that one out. You`ll have to help me. Something about...making it easier to take control of their natural resources? Yeah, something like that.

    "followed by a Holy War against Islam"

    Thats not it. The religion is irrelevant.

    "and now Israel and the Palestinians as well as India and Pakistan are teetering on the brink of their own war"

    The India/Pakistan thing has quietened down. Israel has been at war with the Palestinians for ages, nothing significant is happening there right now. In fact, that situation is pretty quiet at the moment, and it is given plenty of attention in the UN. But yeah, you could try and get the US government to stop sending the bullies all those tanks and planes, that`d be nice.

    "Argentina is in the midst of a financial crisis"

    Fuck `em.

    "America is considering launching attacks against Somalia and Iraq"

    Somalia? Where did you hear that? I had heard about the planned attacks on Iraq, however - its been in one or two papers, if you look hard enough.

    "and you people have the gall to be discussing the season premier of Enterprise???? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!"

    You mean your priorities? What have you done to obtain world peace? If you`re not doing anything, then you may as well watch/discuss star trek, for all the difference you`re making!

  17. Beverly Crusher! by doublem · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    All that red hair, and the full bosom.

    Spreading gel all over the Vulcan chick.

    Beverly Crusher, Queen of the MILFs

    Mmmmmmm

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  18. Re:Build your own Warp Engine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dammit man! You could have at least mentioned they were out of stock. ;-)

  19. Re:Vulcan luvin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh, please... As if German hasn't had enough spelling reforms throught history. Ubersheiskopf.

  20. Re:Enterprise is boring, sorry it has to be said. by bhawbaker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    what's trash to you is treasure to others

  21. Re:Porthos Becomes Sentient Lifeform by pauls2272 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Later, Porthos's brain is transplanted into a human. He's called Westley...

  22. Re:Dork alert, dork alert! by yomegaman · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Nothing drives the chicks wild quite like correct spelling and grammar!

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  23. Never mind Twilight Zone by Control-Z · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    I'm watching Fast Lane. If it's half as good as the commericals it should be a blast.

  24. Re:Enterprise's problem is TIME TRAVEL SUCKS by nayrbmai · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And if they didn't, damnit, it would be a 10 minute show...

  25. Re:Likeable characters? Are you nuts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    yeah they suck really dude. lame, like that translator who in the same episode is scared of icky things AND plays with a space slug.

    That single episode was so full of inconsistencies that a true scifi fan could never like it. The slug variously needs a special atmosphere and then lives on am earth like atmosphere (they drop it off remember).
    Ooooh I could go on forever.

  26. Re:Vulcan luvin... by ethereal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    SNL: "Just Hands, and Boobs".

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  27. Re:And this is Stuff that matters ? by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    You, sir, just made my day. I am in your debt. Funny stuff, that.

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