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California Bans Mobile Phone Spam
Argyle writes "News.com is reporting that California has banned the spamming of pagers and mobile phones with unwanted text messages."
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Here is another example of well-meaning, yet relatively irrelevant laws being passed. California seems to be really good at that, although some of their "unusual" laws seem to work out quite nicely.
Did I just say "relatively irrelevant"?
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Calif. bans mobile phone spam
By Lisa M. Bowman
Staff Writer, CNET News.com
September 20, 2002, 9:52 AM PT
California's mobile phones should soon be officially freed from unwanted text messages.
On Thursday, Gov. Gray Davis signed a bill that would prohibit companies from spamming mobile phones and pagers with unwanted text messages. The law, sponsored by Assemblyman Tim Leslie, R-Tahoe City, goes into effect in January.
Davis said he endorsed the plan because he didn't want unsolicited messages on mobile phones to reach the same level of mayhem that spam e-mails have.
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"These days, telemarketers and advertisers are intruding on everything--our home phones, our cell phone, our fax machines and our pagers," Davis said in a statement. "Today, California cuts the line on unsolicited faxes, phone calls and text messages."
Representatives from the wireless and text messaging industry did not immediately return requests for comment.
Davis also signed two other tech privacy bills, including one that would mandate stricter junk fax laws and another designed to speed the creation of a "do not call" list.
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Keep at it! ...finish getting rid of those outside irritations and band cell phones entirely!
YACH -- Yet Another Cell Hater
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The Humorless Moderator
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Humorless moderator!
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Slashdotting Commie
Moderator fears new idea!
Censor him quickly
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. - Sir Winston Churchill (Especially when your democratic peers twist democracy into a reason commit censorship, to squash dissenting or unpopular opinions, and refer to them as trolls, flaimbait overrated or offtopic when they aren't any of the said)
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First cigarettes, now spam.
Sheesh.
I'm awaiting the day when meat is banned in California. At that point, perhaps it's citizens will tire of dining on fruit & veggies, and demand that every restaurant serve big chunks of raw animal.
In a smoking section.
Until that day, I'll avoid California religiously, and continue praying for the day that Los Angeles slides into the deep, making Vegas that much closer to the beach.