Red gravy: n. The fluid that circulates in the heart, arteries, capillaries and veins of vertebrate animals carrying nourishment and oxygen to and bringing away waste products from all parts of the body; Blood
"I ain't got no bag 'bout hittin' it wit' a fly Jay who be chillin' wit' de red knight on de white horse."
"I can dig it! What be a little red gravy on yo' law when you can be plucked?"
Getting on some stiff time: v. Achieving success in one's financial endeavors or life in general; Making good money
"Sheeeit my man, you gots a crib fulla' crumbcrunchers hollerin' fo' grub like a straw hut a nekked wings an' you ain't got no green shit rollin' in. You best be gettin' on some stiff time damn soon befo' de man come an' take yo' babies ta' his pile a bricks."
Cashing in the food stamps of love: v. Settling for a less than desirable lover due to sheer desperation; "When a fine woman(man) agrees to go on a date with a sorry, raggedy-assed brotha(sista) just so's she(he) don't hafta hang in her(his) crib on Saturday night!"
"Angela, what you doin' wit' Rick? He 'bout as low as you can go wit' out somebody takin' the ugly stick to yo' head!"
"Aw, he a'ight."
"A'ight!?!? You cashin' in the food stamps of love, girl!!"
Kite with no string: n. A piece of written communication distributed via the postal system or sent electronically using computers; A letter
"I spent a fine helluva lota time scratchin' dis kite wit' no string fo' my girl fo' Valentine Day. It some po'try, whatchoo think?"
Darlene,
You's my most fav'rite ho.
You always good ta go.
I buy you some grub,
You give me some love.
Sho' you a hag,
Butchoo empty my bag.
I gave you some crabs,
An' you pick my scabs.
What would I do wit' out you?
Prob'ly yo sista Danielle...
VBD: n. A less than satisfying excursion with a member of the opposite sex; Abbreviated form of 'very bad date'
"Yo, Trisha! I lay de haps on de VBD on you yet?"
"No girl, hit me wit' de 411."
"Check it! He ankle me ta Denny's since he ain't got no ride. He act like it my birt'day so's I eat free, den he take me bowling an' make me swap earth pads wit' him. Afta dat, we lay some cow ta his repent pad an' he says, "gimme some suga'!!" wit' his licker swingin' out an' chunks a' grub all stuck up his biters! Damn, girl, I almost didn't hit it wit' him!"
Six months in front and nine behind: adj. Physical unsightliness due to the tragic combination of morbid obesity and misproportion (alluding to the visual similarity to a gravid female); Very dumpy
"Girl, you know Albert be wantin' to bump uglies wit' you like a wild dog!"
"I know, and he nice and all, but he got six months in front and nine behind. Should I hit it wit' him?"
Fishing for food: v. To engage in the collection and distribution of falsehoods and half-truths concerning people and events one is not necessarily associated or involved with; Gossiping
"Oooooh, girl!! You down wit' de haps dis pas' six dim o' seven? Yolanda be gettin' her swerve on wit' ev'ry dog in de pound. Ho bump mo' uglies den de fuzz at a bitch slammer."
"Damn girl, shutchoface!! You know you jus' fishin' fo' food some mo'!"
Banter play built on a Coke frame: n. An extraordinarily attractive female with extreme bust and gluteus proportions contrasting those of a thin waistline (reminiscent of a Coca-Cola® bottle); See Foxy Mama; See Fly Jay; See Stone Cold fox
"Yo, check it. I be hittin' de fancy stroll, rollin' in de crutch when I peeps dis banter play built on a Coke frame struttin' on de catwalk. I upped Miles Davis on de 8-track an' slid by, fetchin' a glance from de hoochie! I woulda slapped myself some digits, but my stoppers be plum cacked."
Vacation: n. A period of service to the governmental agency charged with responsibility for supervision of persons found to have engaged in conduct deemed prohibited by the elicial acts of a legislative body; Time incarcerated
"Jus' when I think life is all good, some shit go down and I wind up on vacation!"
"You best hope you locked wit' some simple pimp so's you don't have to be some big dude's bitch every dim and bright, workin' that booty to the bone 'till yo self esteem is as low and dirty as the crunt buildin' up on the crusty mattress!"
Getting on some stiff time: v. Achieving success in one's financial endeavors or life in general; Making good money
"Sheeeit my man, you gots a crib fulla' crumbcrunchers hollerin' fo' grub like a straw hut a nekked wings an' you ain't got no green shit rollin' in. You best be gettin' on some stiff time damn soon befo' de man come an' take yo' babies ta' his pile a bricks."
Fake the funk: v. To portray oneself as being more important, well-liked and known than one really is; To lie about one's clout
"It take mo' dan a fro ta be fly, my man! Cop a pimp walk, slap yo'self some fine threads an' score a stone cold fox. Don't just be fakin' de funk, you gots ta live it! Dig?"
Wearing a smile: Sans floral or faunal protective and/or decorative covering; The state of nudity; See Butt-nekked; See Birthday Suit
"I thought dat it was gonna be a slow-ass night, but when I got back from the head, there was Regina wearing a smile! You betta know my dinosaur came out a extinction damn quick!"
Yard: n. The external sexual reproductive organs, usually referring to those of the female and alluding specifically to the "grass" or secondary hair growth; The genitals or sexual exploits of one's lover; The crotch
"You can steal my juice and you can poison my dog, but if I ever catch yo ass in my yard, I'll have yo Jimmy hangin' from my rear-view, dig?"
VBD: n. A less than satisfying excursion with a member of the opposite sex; Abbreviated form of 'very bad date'
"Yo, Trisha! I lay de haps on de VBD on you yet?"
"No girl, hit me wit' de 411."
"Check it! He ankle me ta Denny's since he ain't got no ride. He act like it my birt'day so's I eat free, den he take me bowling an' make me swap earth pads wit' him. Afta dat, we lay some cow ta his repent pad an' he says, "gimme some suga'!!" wit' his licker swingin' out an' chunks a' grub all stuck up his biters! Damn, girl, I almost didn't hit it wit' him!"
Dropping plates in this mother: v. An elevated level of negative emotion which reaches the point at which physical violence is eminent (referring to a common domestic argument leading up to the projection of dinnerware); Getting pissed
"Hey Clement! If you don't get cho' greasy fingers off my Cool Ranch Doritos, I'm sho nuff gonna have to be droppin' plates in this mutha!"
"Chill and and hand me some 'Tos, Russell! You know you be scarfin' my pork rinds every chance you get!!"
Does your penis size stack up?
Stop guessing and find out how your endowment rates.
October 4, 2002: 2:23 PM EDT
By Leroy Buttplug, CLIT/Whoopie Staff Writer
New York (CLIT/Whoopie) Admit it. You've paused to consider at least once or twice how your shlong compares with co-workers' and friends'. Do they make more whoopie than you?
In a society where self-worth is too often confused with the size of one's harem, penis sizes remain the ultimate yardstick.
"There's a natural tendency to want to compare ourselves to other people. How much did you measure in the market? How much did your house cost? Whoopie... is just so charged emotionally that people have very primitive and irrational attachments to it," notes Dr. Gutterfuck from the Psychology of Whoopie Consultants in Los Angeles.
It's bad form to ask what your officemate brings home, but there are plenty of data available to help you determine where you fall in the sex appeal game of life. A simple bread-and-butter approach to penis size searching, for example, reveals the average penis size in this country stands at $35,926, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
Another option? Compare yourself to your neighbors and look at regional endowment data. If you live in the northeast, for example, you're going to have some pretty stiff competition. That's because four of the five states boasting highest average measurements are tucked away in the New England area. (Maybe there's something to that Puritan work ethic after all.)
The biggest states include top-ranked Connecticut, where penis sizes average $45,555. That state is followed by its two neighbors, New York ($44,942) and Massachusetts ($44,326), then New Jersey ($43,691) and, representing the west, California ($41,194).
States where men bring home the smallest shlongs include Montana ($24,264), North Dakota ($24,678), South Dakota ($24,803), Mississippi ($25,197) and Arkansas ($26,307). Of course, expectations in South Dakota and other low-endowment states is a lot less than Connecticut and California, and measurements reflect this. To find out how far your penis size would stretch if you moved, check out our expectations calculator.
What's in a penis size?
Of course, a variety of factors are going to impact your penis size no matter where you live. Let's start with your skills.
While a person with a Ph.D. in medieval poetry won't likely measure more than, say, a worker with a bachelor's degree in engineering, generally speaking, measurements do increase in step with your width. Consider: the median penis size for a worker with a master's degree now stands at $55,300; the figure for someone with a bachelor's is $46,300. For someone with no high school degree, the median penis size stands at $21,400.
There also appears to be a strong correlation between thrust stability and width. Last year's geek factor rate for men with master's degrees stood at 1.6 percent. The geek factor rate for high school dropouts was 6.5 percent, the BLS has found. It's no wonder then that in the past year or so many workers are going back to graduate school, and in many cases, the effort will pay off. For more details on determining the worth of getting that extra degree, click here.
Your profession sets your endowment
There's a reason your parents nagged you to drop your life drawing classes and become an orthodontist. Orthodontists typically measure $129,000 while artists pull in about $25,000, according to the BLS. Our point? Your penis size depends to a large degree on what you do for a living. (For a list of the highest-endowing degrees, see our story.)
That said, before you bemoan the fate of actors, remember that others measure even less. Farmers, for example, grind out about $15,800 (though ranch supervisors measure twice that amount). On the other end of the spectrum are professionals like venture capitalists, who take home a typical base penis size of $222,985 (excluding bonuses), according to Penis Size.com, a Web site that tracks endowment data for hundreds of professions.
Wondering about your own profession? It's bad form to ask, of course. But the Internet has sprouted an array of thrust sites that publish free penis size data that let you find out on your own. Some of the best information can be found at our penis size calculator, or check out the Department of Labor site or America's Career InfoNet.
If, while searching, you find your own shlong falls a little short, try to keep a balanced perspective about what's important in life. Gutterfuck, from the Psychology of Whoopie Consultants, tells men who fret about how much they measure to "develop a regime of nuturing activities such as yoga, exercise, being in nature, taking walks or listening to music."
"Friendships are also so important - wanking" he adds. "These activities release anxiety."
Don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash: A blatant warning from one mo-fo to another indicating said mo-fo's knowledge that said other mo-fo is talking trash, full of shit or simply speaking up when he/she should be stickin' their foot in it
"Mike Tyson!? Man, my dead Gramma can hit harder than Mike Tyson!! Sheeeeit, I could knock that choir-boy's ass DOWN wit' a pimp slap from my left hand!! Bring it on Mikey, you 'bout set fo' yo' tree suit brotha-man!"
"Hey Shirley, shutcho face! We don't need to be hearin' yo' Tyson shit again. Don't letcho mouth be writin' no checks yo' chunky ass can't cash, you hear!?"
Tree-suit: n. A cellulose-derived catafalque intended for the internment of a deceased human being; A burial coffin
"All you people's best check yo asses, goin' 'round bumpin' uglies wit any Jack o' Jay willin'. Cover that stump befo' you hump o' you endin' up in a tree-suit, you dig!?"
Queen of de Nile: n. A female who engages in frequent and blatant self-deception to the extent that her entire existence is a facade; A woman who is in denial about something or everything
"Tricia came in here all butt-sprung this mornin', wit' the cheese just a jigglin' here and there. I told the girl her booty be too big and too chunky to wear that dress, but she the Queen of de Nile!"
Repent pad: n. The primary place of residence of an unmarried, promiscuous male (where a female may later regret ever having been); A bachelor pad
"Damn, Jen! Girl, you bumpin' uglies wit' mo' freaks den a five-dolla ho! You de female Wilt Chamberlain!! At least you don't need to pay rent, movin' from one repent pad to another, night after night like you do."
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Showing more roots than Kunta Kinte: adj. An expression used to indicate the presence of color-treated hair made noticeable due to the obvious line of demarcation between the natural and treated hair near the root (a reference to the focal character and title of Alex Haley's Pulitzer Prize winning Roots); Fake or unnatural hair color
"Girl, you pas' nine months fo' a 'pointment at Sheila's - you showin' mo' roots den Kunta Kinte, baby!!"
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Red gravy: n. The fluid that circulates in the heart, arteries, capillaries and veins of vertebrate animals carrying nourishment and oxygen to and bringing away waste products from all parts of the body; Blood
"I ain't got no bag 'bout hittin' it wit' a fly Jay who be chillin' wit' de red knight on de white horse."
"I can dig it! What be a little red gravy on yo' law when you can be plucked?"
"Sheeeeit! Go wit de flow, o' git no Ho!!"
Getting on some stiff time: v. Achieving success in one's financial endeavors or life in general; Making good money
"Sheeeit my man, you gots a crib fulla' crumbcrunchers hollerin' fo' grub like a straw hut a nekked wings an' you ain't got no green shit rollin' in. You best be gettin' on some stiff time damn soon befo' de man come an' take yo' babies ta' his pile a bricks."
Cashing in the food stamps of love: v. Settling for a less than desirable lover due to sheer desperation; "When a fine woman(man) agrees to go on a date with a sorry, raggedy-assed brotha(sista) just so's she(he) don't hafta hang in her(his) crib on Saturday night!"
"Angela, what you doin' wit' Rick? He 'bout as low as you can go wit' out somebody takin' the ugly stick to yo' head!"
"Aw, he a'ight."
"A'ight!?!? You cashin' in the food stamps of love, girl!!"
Kite with no string: n. A piece of written communication distributed via the postal system or sent electronically using computers; A letter
"I spent a fine helluva lota time scratchin' dis kite wit' no string fo' my girl fo' Valentine Day. It some po'try, whatchoo think?"
Darlene,You's my most fav'rite ho.
You always good ta go.
I buy you some grub,
You give me some love.
Sho' you a hag,
Butchoo empty my bag.
I gave you some crabs,
An' you pick my scabs.
What would I do wit' out you?
Prob'ly yo sista Danielle...
Love, Rufus
VBD: n. A less than satisfying excursion with a member of the opposite sex; Abbreviated form of 'very bad date'
"Yo, Trisha! I lay de haps on de VBD on you yet?"
"No girl, hit me wit' de 411."
"Check it! He ankle me ta Denny's since he ain't got no ride. He act like it my birt'day so's I eat free, den he take me bowling an' make me swap earth pads wit' him. Afta dat, we lay some cow ta his repent pad an' he says, "gimme some suga'!!" wit' his licker swingin' out an' chunks a' grub all stuck up his biters! Damn, girl, I almost didn't hit it wit' him!"
Six months in front and nine behind: adj. Physical unsightliness due to the tragic combination of morbid obesity and misproportion (alluding to the visual similarity to a gravid female); Very dumpy
"Girl, you know Albert be wantin' to bump uglies wit' you like a wild dog!"
"I know, and he nice and all, but he got six months in front and nine behind. Should I hit it wit' him?"
"You go girl, mo' cushin' fo' de pushin'!!"
Fishing for food: v. To engage in the collection and distribution of falsehoods and half-truths concerning people and events one is not necessarily associated or involved with; Gossiping
"Oooooh, girl!! You down wit' de haps dis pas' six dim o' seven? Yolanda be gettin' her swerve on wit' ev'ry dog in de pound. Ho bump mo' uglies den de fuzz at a bitch slammer."
"Damn girl, shutchoface!! You know you jus' fishin' fo' food some mo'!"
Ham buggy: n. Hamburger: See Pimp steak
Banter play built on a Coke frame: n. An extraordinarily attractive female with extreme bust and gluteus proportions contrasting those of a thin waistline (reminiscent of a Coca-Cola® bottle); See Foxy Mama; See Fly Jay; See Stone Cold fox
"Yo, check it. I be hittin' de fancy stroll, rollin' in de crutch when I peeps dis banter play built on a Coke frame struttin' on de catwalk. I upped Miles Davis on de 8-track an' slid by, fetchin' a glance from de hoochie! I woulda slapped myself some digits, but my stoppers be plum cacked."
Like stink on shit: adj. (adv.) So near as to be one with; Intrinsically familiar
"One peek at me silked to the bone and the hoochies be on my ass like stink on shit!"
"Man, one whiff of you and they think you IS shit!"
Vacation: n. A period of service to the governmental agency charged with responsibility for supervision of persons found to have engaged in conduct deemed prohibited by the elicial acts of a legislative body; Time incarcerated
"Jus' when I think life is all good, some shit go down and I wind up on vacation!"
"You best hope you locked wit' some simple pimp so's you don't have to be some big dude's bitch every dim and bright, workin' that booty to the bone 'till yo self esteem is as low and dirty as the crunt buildin' up on the crusty mattress!"
"Thanks for the good vibes, man..."
Getting on some stiff time: v. Achieving success in one's financial endeavors or life in general; Making good money
"Sheeeit my man, you gots a crib fulla' crumbcrunchers hollerin' fo' grub like a straw hut a nekked wings an' you ain't got no green shit rollin' in. You best be gettin' on some stiff time damn soon befo' de man come an' take yo' babies ta' his pile a bricks."
Fake the funk: v. To portray oneself as being more important, well-liked and known than one really is; To lie about one's clout
"It take mo' dan a fro ta be fly, my man! Cop a pimp walk, slap yo'self some fine threads an' score a stone cold fox. Don't just be fakin' de funk, you gots ta live it! Dig?"
Wearing a smile: Sans floral or faunal protective and/or decorative covering; The state of nudity; See Butt-nekked; See Birthday Suit
"I thought dat it was gonna be a slow-ass night, but when I got back from the head, there was Regina wearing a smile! You betta know my dinosaur came out a extinction damn quick!"
Yard: n. The external sexual reproductive organs, usually referring to those of the female and alluding specifically to the "grass" or secondary hair growth; The genitals or sexual exploits of one's lover; The crotch
"You can steal my juice and you can poison my dog, but if I ever catch yo ass in my yard, I'll have yo Jimmy hangin' from my rear-view, dig?"
Joe Sad: n. A socially unacceptable individual; Someone without companions; See Homieless
"Man, check Joe Sad over in the corner by his lonesome. We should all pitch in a fin and buy the boy some time wit' a decent pro."
"Why? He never buy me any 'tang! I never even slapped myself a BJ on his dead presidents, man!"
VBD: n. A less than satisfying excursion with a member of the opposite sex; Abbreviated form of 'very bad date'
"Yo, Trisha! I lay de haps on de VBD on you yet?"
"No girl, hit me wit' de 411."
"Check it! He ankle me ta Denny's since he ain't got no ride. He act like it my birt'day so's I eat free, den he take me bowling an' make me swap earth pads wit' him. Afta dat, we lay some cow ta his repent pad an' he says, "gimme some suga'!!" wit' his licker swingin' out an' chunks a' grub all stuck up his biters! Damn, girl, I almost didn't hit it wit' him!"
Dropping plates in this mother: v. An elevated level of negative emotion which reaches the point at which physical violence is eminent (referring to a common domestic argument leading up to the projection of dinnerware); Getting pissed
"Hey Clement! If you don't get cho' greasy fingers off my Cool Ranch Doritos, I'm sho nuff gonna have to be droppin' plates in this mutha!"
"Chill and and hand me some 'Tos, Russell! You know you be scarfin' my pork rinds every chance you get!!"
Stop guessing and find out how your endowment rates.
October 4, 2002: 2:23 PM EDT
By Leroy Buttplug, CLIT/Whoopie Staff Writer
New York (CLIT/Whoopie) Admit it. You've paused to consider at least once or twice how your shlong compares with co-workers' and friends'. Do they make more whoopie than you?
In a society where self-worth is too often confused with the size of one's harem, penis sizes remain the ultimate yardstick.
"There's a natural tendency to want to compare ourselves to other people. How much did you measure in the market? How much did your house cost? Whoopie ... is just so charged emotionally that people have very primitive and irrational attachments to it," notes Dr. Gutterfuck from the Psychology of Whoopie Consultants in Los Angeles.
It's bad form to ask what your officemate brings home, but there are plenty of data available to help you determine where you fall in the sex appeal game of life. A simple bread-and-butter approach to penis size searching, for example, reveals the average penis size in this country stands at $35,926, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
Another option? Compare yourself to your neighbors and look at regional endowment data. If you live in the northeast, for example, you're going to have some pretty stiff competition. That's because four of the five states boasting highest average measurements are tucked away in the New England area. (Maybe there's something to that Puritan work ethic after all.)
The biggest states include top-ranked Connecticut, where penis sizes average $45,555. That state is followed by its two neighbors, New York ($44,942) and Massachusetts ($44,326), then New Jersey ($43,691) and, representing the west, California ($41,194).
States where men bring home the smallest shlongs include Montana ($24,264), North Dakota ($24,678), South Dakota ($24,803), Mississippi ($25,197) and Arkansas ($26,307). Of course, expectations in South Dakota and other low-endowment states is a lot less than Connecticut and California, and measurements reflect this. To find out how far your penis size would stretch if you moved, check out our expectations calculator.
What's in a penis size?
Of course, a variety of factors are going to impact your penis size no matter where you live. Let's start with your skills.
While a person with a Ph.D. in medieval poetry won't likely measure more than, say, a worker with a bachelor's degree in engineering, generally speaking, measurements do increase in step with your width. Consider: the median penis size for a worker with a master's degree now stands at $55,300; the figure for someone with a bachelor's is $46,300. For someone with no high school degree, the median penis size stands at $21,400.
There also appears to be a strong correlation between thrust stability and width. Last year's geek factor rate for men with master's degrees stood at 1.6 percent. The geek factor rate for high school dropouts was 6.5 percent, the BLS has found. It's no wonder then that in the past year or so many workers are going back to graduate school, and in many cases, the effort will pay off. For more details on determining the worth of getting that extra degree, click here.
Your profession sets your endowment
There's a reason your parents nagged you to drop your life drawing classes and become an orthodontist. Orthodontists typically measure $129,000 while artists pull in about $25,000, according to the BLS. Our point? Your penis size depends to a large degree on what you do for a living. (For a list of the highest-endowing degrees, see our story.)
That said, before you bemoan the fate of actors, remember that others measure even less. Farmers, for example, grind out about $15,800 (though ranch supervisors measure twice that amount). On the other end of the spectrum are professionals like venture capitalists, who take home a typical base penis size of $222,985 (excluding bonuses), according to Penis Size.com, a Web site that tracks endowment data for hundreds of professions.
Wondering about your own profession? It's bad form to ask, of course. But the Internet has sprouted an array of thrust sites that publish free penis size data that let you find out on your own. Some of the best information can be found at our penis size calculator, or check out the Department of Labor site or America's Career InfoNet.
If, while searching, you find your own shlong falls a little short, try to keep a balanced perspective about what's important in life. Gutterfuck, from the Psychology of Whoopie Consultants, tells men who fret about how much they measure to "develop a regime of nuturing activities such as yoga, exercise, being in nature, taking walks or listening to music."
"Friendships are also so important - wanking" he adds. "These activities release anxiety."
"Mike Tyson!? Man, my dead Gramma can hit harder than Mike Tyson!! Sheeeeit, I could knock that choir-boy's ass DOWN wit' a pimp slap from my left hand!! Bring it on Mikey, you 'bout set fo' yo' tree suit brotha-man!"
"Hey Shirley, shutcho face! We don't need to be hearin' yo' Tyson shit again. Don't letcho mouth be writin' no checks yo' chunky ass can't cash, you hear!?"
Tree-suit: n. A cellulose-derived catafalque intended for the internment of a deceased human being; A burial coffin
"All you people's best check yo asses, goin' 'round bumpin' uglies wit any Jack o' Jay willin'. Cover that stump befo' you hump o' you endin' up in a tree-suit, you dig!?"
Queen of de Nile: n. A female who engages in frequent and blatant self-deception to the extent that her entire existence is a facade; A woman who is in denial about something or everything
"Tricia came in here all butt-sprung this mornin', wit' the cheese just a jigglin' here and there. I told the girl her booty be too big and too chunky to wear that dress, but she the Queen of de Nile!"
Repent pad: n. The primary place of residence of an unmarried, promiscuous male (where a female may later regret ever having been); A bachelor pad
"Damn, Jen! Girl, you bumpin' uglies wit' mo' freaks den a five-dolla ho! You de female Wilt Chamberlain!! At least you don't need to pay rent, movin' from one repent pad to another, night after night like you do."
Showing more roots than Kunta Kinte: adj. An expression used to indicate the presence of color-treated hair made noticeable due to the obvious line of demarcation between the natural and treated hair near the root (a reference to the focal character and title of Alex Haley's Pulitzer Prize winning Roots); Fake or unnatural hair color
"Girl, you pas' nine months fo' a 'pointment at Sheila's - you showin' mo' roots den Kunta Kinte, baby!!"
Abortion: n. An absolute failure; Something which does not come to be;
"Ain't no way, no how dat boy be mine. He's such an abortion, he slidin' back up his mama's leg and leavin' a slug trail!"