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dagashi writes "'The ingenious, creative mind of Matt Groening (The Simpsons) now brings arguably his greatest creation yet, Futurama, to the interactive entertainment screen.' Looks like Futurama is signed to become a game. Yeha!"
blackjack? And hookers?
After all of high-quality, super-fun-to-play Simpsons games, I'm very excited about this.
Don't forget that Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.
This will go down in history right beside the many memorable, thrilling, and compelling Simpsons games for the NES and SNES, as well as nearly every other license-based game ever made. I can hardly contain myself.
"I may not have morals, but I have standards."
Yeah, but at least you don't have to worry about people canceling your game every week.
Finally, math books without any of that base 6 crap in them.
Ummm Yeah. You don't wait for games to come out do you?
Judging by the last new episodes I watched; I think this game is going to be football based.
give it up. Have something better to do than criticize peoples' typing, dude. You have typos in your post, so watch that glass house action!
Which typo are you pointing out? Hemos spelled "shiny" wrong. He was asking if it was a joke that he should laugh it. It's not a joke, but you can still laugh. Go ahead, laugh. It's healthy. Even at the expense of others who can't spell shiny.
Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
Let's fire up Yacc. Okay, I've parsed these statements, and yes, they really are an advertisement for a videogame.
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The ingenious, creative mind of Matt Groening (The Simpsons) now brings arguably his greatest creation yet, Futurama, to the interactive entertainment screen.
so, this parses into
{TAGLINE} {TAGLINE} {PLUG}
Featuring Bender, Fry, Leela and a whole host of other Futurama characters we've come to know, love and bemuse at, this 3D arcade adventure game is winging its way toward you soon.
{TAGLINE} {ATTEMPT AT HUMOR} {THIS GAME IS QUAKE}
Recall, an advertisement for a videogame can be parsed with the following grammar:
where
ADVERT:
| PLUGS JOKES THIS_GAME_IS_QUAKE
PLUGS:
| PLUG PLUGS
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JOKES:
| ATTEMPT_AT_HUMOR JOKES
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PLUG:
| TAGLINE PLUG
| a statement that a game is to be made.
ATTEMPT_AT_HUMOR:
| TAGLINE ATTEMPT_AT_HUMOR
| something which is uniquely characterised as not funny.
TAGLINE:
| a cultural reference.
THIS_GAME_IS_QUAKE:
| any sentence containing the words "adventure" and "3D."
Next week we'll learn how to parse slashdot comments, a preview -
{INACCURACIES | BAD_JOKES}* {IMAGINE A BEOWULF CLUSTER} {TOPIC}
Imagine a beowulf cluster of... er.... videogames.
The good and new comes from no quarter where it is looked for, and is always something different from what is expected.
It's Shinney Metal Ass! Do you want to get sued, boy?:)
Is this a sigs-optional kind of place? 'Cause I am totally down with that if you know what I mean.
The Hypnotoad commands you to buy the video game.
To make the Futurama game experience as much like the TV show as possible, the game checks the date and time when it is launched. If the game is launched on Sunday evenings between late September and January, it starts in the middle.
~Philly
Yeah, but at least you don't have to worry about people canceling your game every week.
One of the new features of the Futurama game is, before you can play it, you have to sit through 25 minutes of NFL Action 2003.
Mod Karma -1: I sed bad wurds. If I cep my mouf shut, I wud be at riyses.