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Instead of charging for the software itself, you charge for the service of ass-fucking! Isn't that great?
1: Write free software and collect underpants.
2: ?
3: Discuss the future of Distributed.net while smelling underpants.
4: Profit!
kthx
First of all, condoms are necessity. Enemas, douches and other cleaners will not be able to get all the germs and bacteria out of the rectum. Not only does anal sex facilitate the transmission of STDs better than any other form of sex, it can also cause urinary tract infections and other bacterial diseases. Latex protection is essential, and can offer additional slickness.
This brings me to the second important point: you should remember that your anus and rectum do not have their own natural lubrication nor the kind of elasticity the mouth and vagina enjoy. That is why anal sex must be practiced with care. Liberal amounts of lubrication are necessary because the rectal wall can be quite sticky and is subject to tearing and lesions if not kept lubricated. In addition, the anus and rectum are narrow, so lubrication is needed to press inside smoothly.
The best positions for anal sex depend largely on what stage you and your partner are at in your experiences. Rear entry or the "doggie style" position is the one position most people associate with anal sex. However, rear entry allows a penis or anal toy to penetrate most deeply, and may not be the best choice for the beginner. A good starting position is the "spoons" position, with each partner laying on his or her side, one behind the other. This prevents the penetrating partner from going too fast, and allows complete control over penetration. It also brings you closer to your partner, making it easier to judge his or her reactions to what you're doing.
Another position for anal sex is a variation of the missionary position. The receiving partner lays on his or her back while the penetrating partner approaches from on top. The penetrating partner lifts up the calves or shins of the receiver, exposing the anus. This can be an especially intimate position, with both partners facing each other. The 'top' partner can masturbate the other and is open to massage and cuddling as well.
Finally, rear entry offers another possibility for anal penetration. This position allows the penetration to be the deepest, and permits the receiver to better open the anus for entry. Rear entry doesn't offer the kind of intimacy or ease of communication that the other positions do, but for more advanced lovers, can offer the greatest amount of thrusting and penetration.
Finally, you should ask yourself if you really want to have anal sex. Anal penetration between two men is not natural (which does NOT mean that it is "evil" or bad; it's just not Nature's design) and even within the gay community only 50% practice penetrative anal sex occasionally. Fingers, dildos and buttplugs can sometimes be even more fun! And don't forget masturbation and oral sex.
Some sort of sadistic pleasure?
Why?
P.C.
by Testament
from their 1994 album "Low"
(Music: Christian, Peterson; Lyrics: Christian)
Damn the machine the system's corrupted
Abusive power is everywhere
Our elected officials, pass laws to help
But who's paying them off
And in the end, we the people pay
Such a heavy price, just for being alive
And if this country was really free
We'd make paper from hemp and let the forest live
But corporate America, and billion dollar industries
Have so much power
Yet they stand to lose
Too much fucking money
There's nothing we can do...but...
Take back all that we've lost
At any price that it costs
Our freedom was worth fighting for
Resistance now or nevermore
Solo: James
And what about the CIA
What the fuck is their real job anyway
Starting civil wars in Third World countries
Importing heroin from the far east
Talk about cocaine, neither kept away
From the youth of today...now
There's nothing we can do...but...
Take back all that we've lost
At any price, that it costs
Our freedom was worth fighting for
Resistance now or nevermore
Hi, Jay Fiedler here. I'd just like to take this opportunity to laugh contemptuously at the bookmakers who only have Miami favored by 3 against the pitiful Kansas City Chiefs, a team who gave up 40 (FORTY!) points to the Cleveland Browns(!).
To them I say: ha! The Chiefs are giving up 357 passing yards per game, and I, let me tell you, have an arm, bwah. Yes, there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth in KC come tomorrow. 3-pointspread my nuthair.
No, the proper thing to do is eat glass and shit on books. Fuck man, what kind of savage will eat a book when one can smear a handful of dung on it?
No sig is worth reading.
LIAR: you're a fucking burro, an ass. And I will fuck you with my licorice.
I can't believe they let the world waste all those CPU cycles between mid August and the end of September. I figure they've poured $50,000 of user's electricity down the drain - and that's being conservative, if you'll excuse the pun.
You are an enormous fucking moron.
- drdink's mom, going off to beat him.
You are also a moron and I am also going to go beat drdink.
- drdink's mom, sad that drdink is braindumb enough to think this is funny.
-- drdink's mom, heading off to beat his skull in and fuck his grandmother (I actually am drdink and you can tell by the way I talk !)
Who cares? Shouldn't you be fucking your granny or something? ha ha ! I made a drdink joke.