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EBay Subject of Patent Action

spatrick_123 writes "Yahoo! is reporting that a man named Bill Simon is pursuing action against EBay, claiming that he hold patents on essentially every aspect of their operation. Whether or not this is a precedent setting case, it is certainly a large one in terms of what is at stake financially and it will be interesting to watch it play out."

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  1. Just two more years.... by shoemakc · · Score: 4, Funny


    ...until I reveal my talking paperclip patent to the world. Muahaha Muuuahahah

    -Chris

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    1. Re:Just two more years.... by Seahawk · · Score: 3, Funny

      I really need to file a patent for my "inhale air" idea - it has shown great potential in early tests - unlike my "use brain" idea, which doesnt seem likely to be used to sue rich people that annoys me...

    2. Re:Just two more years.... by trezor · · Score: 1

      You'll have top remember to pay the patent office their new patent-lawsuit-income fee of 10 percent then.

      Btw. That's hush hush and unofficial.

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    3. Re:Just two more years.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, please please PLEASE reveal it earlier... That Clippy rip-off is getting rather annoying. Perhaps Billysoft would consider removing it if they have to pay for it.

    4. Re:Just two more years.... by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 1

      Inhaling, a new use for air, and I hold the patent on air. Prior art! Prior art!

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    5. Re:Just two more years.... by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 2

      Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

      I usually don't reply to sigs, but I keep seeing this one and it's driving me crazy.
      10000000019, 10000000033, 10000000061, 10000000069, 10000000097, 10000000103, 10000000121,...

      Sorry, I just needed to do that.

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  2. Christ.... by neksys · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Things like this really bother me. It'd be one thing if this guy had a valid and real concern about this so-called patent infringement - in which case, he should have approached ebay early on so as to prevent any conflict. Rather, it seems to me at least, that this man has waited until ebay is a multi-billion dollar organization - likely in the hopes of getting some sort of hefty settlement. I see things like this all the time, and frankly, it sickens me - both the patent process, and this culture of frivolous lawsuits that has swept across America in the past couple of decades.

    On second thought, perhaps I should just consider suing Microsoft for infringing on my US Patent #173087007: A Plan and Method for basing a multinational technology corporation in the state of Seattle.

    1. Re:Christ.... by Order · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Seattle is a city, genius.

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    2. Re:Christ.... by Myco · · Score: 2

      Yeah, and as a resident of Seattle I resent the implication that Microsoft lives here. They're in Redmond.

    3. Re:Christ.... by tunah · · Score: 2
      On second thought, perhaps I should just consider suing Microsoft for infringing on my US Patent #173087007: A Plan and Method for basing a multinational technology corporation in the state of Seattle.

      Here's a tip, try suing a corporation based in Seattle.

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    4. Re:Christ.... by Chicane-UK · · Score: 1

      I completely agree.. this is a very good example of what is wrong with the patent process these days.

      This should have been bought out into the open long before eBay became they company that they are.. and sheesh, I cant see him making up some bullshit story about having never heard of eBay until recently or something. eBay are in so many films, on so many advert banners.. everyone knows about eBay.

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    5. Re:Christ.... by AnimalSnf · · Score: 4, Informative
      Make sure to get the facts first before you go looking for rope:


      "MercExchange founder Thomas Woolston, an inventor and patent attorney who has been granted four online auction-related patents since 1998 and has some 10 others pending, said he sued eBay in 2001 after negotiations broke down over the auction site's offer to purchase his patents.

      The company first contacted Woolston in 2000 with an interest in buying the patents. E-mail to that effect is expected to figure prominently in the case because it indicates that eBay knew about Woolston's patents but continued to infringe them, he said.

      "We expect to be vindicated at trial," Woolston said. "They are rank infringers." ...

      At the heart of the case is patent paperwork Woolston filed less than five months before eBay founder Pierre Omidyar spent Labor Day weekend of 1995 creating the first iteration of his auction site. Today, eBay is one of the most successful online businesses, with nearly $750 million in revenue last year and continued profitability."

    6. Re:Christ.... by Biscit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That does not totally invalidate the orignal rant- however patents are a double edged sword. They do allow people to protect their ideas so others don't proffeteer leaving the orignial inventor with nothing. However there is a clause which states patents can not be taken out on things that are obvious or common practice. However it sometimes seems that some patent officials are not literate in technical matters, borne out by the pleas of "don't send us too much jargon" recently heard from the patent office. Where I used to work there were allways people scrabbling around trying to find "prior art" on spurious patent applications by a particularly patent happy competitor who used patents more as a weapon to limit the capabilities of competitors than to protect their own ideas. It seems that the US patent office are doing something about such activity- by introducting a charging structure that is the inverse of a bulk discount. They are also hiring more staff from different backgrounds so hopefully more patents on obvious concepts will be refused. The other thing to hope for is that they will accept prior art from outside the USA!

    7. Re:Christ.... by Alsee · · Score: 5, Informative

      Make sure to get the facts

      Errr, no.

      Those are the claims made by one side.

      E-bay claims Woolston came to them trying to sell his patents. They claim the relevant patent claims were added in a revision long after the original filing date - after E-Bay was up and running which would the patent invalid. E-Bay also claims to have found prior art which would also render the patent invalid.

      If you want facts, Woolston has also sued Priceline over a different patent (yet to be resolved), and GoTo.com over YET ANOTHER patent (settled out of court).

      This guy is making a career of filing patent suits. He has yet to actually win a case.

      Even if he did win, many people think this entire class of patents should never be granted in the first place.

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    8. Re:Christ.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this means is Ebay after starting up and becoming rather successful, had one of its lawyers poke around the patent office looking for earlier patents similar to its business model. Ebay's lawyers found Woolston's patent(s) and decided to ask about purchasing the rights to those patents. (mistake #1) Woolston probably came up with some larger than life figure that didn't sound good to Ebay and rejected the offer (mistake #2) Ebay would have had a better case if they didn't go looking for trouble.

    9. Re:Christ.... by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

      While I know little about patent law, Woolston's "business" (see link) seems to be creating patents, not creating software. MercExchange seems to be about quickly patenting things related to electronic commerce, without any ability to really put the things together.

      I see things like these patents all the time in my business (writing software). Only we just call them "user requirements".

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    10. Re:Christ.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember the company a couple of weeks ago that claimed to have invented the hyperlink? They were disproven in court because of the existence of "prior art." This is much the same thing. Contrary to popular belief, ebay was not the first online auction site, and it probably won't be the last. Unless this person can prove that he invented the first online auction program in recorded history (which is possible, but not likely) he will lose.

      The way patents work in the US in regard to Software is very disturbing. For the last several years, poeple have been patenting standard features in programming languages in the hopes that everyone using that language will be infringing on their patents. I think software patents should cover only exact code. That would make sense to me. If someone goes and steals your code, you sue. Easy enough. When you are talking about methods, it's shady at best, because there are ten thousand ways to get the same result with code. Look at the amazon vs bn.com point mentioned in the yahoo article. I would be willing to garauntee that they were not only not using the same code, but they were not even using the same technology! Yet bn had to put up an extra page so as not to infringe on Amazon's patent. This is lunacy! and I personally won't stand for it.

    11. Re:Christ.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Seattle is a City in the state of Washingotn, and Microsoft is based in Redmond about 15 miles northeast of Seattle on the other side of Lake Washington...

    12. Re:Christ.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precisely. It's greed going after greed. This should be interesting. As much as I'd like to see someone screw Ebay for a change, I can't help but wonder how this will in turn screw the end user.

    13. Re:Christ.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing Seattle isn't a state I suppose.

    14. Re:Christ.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did Seattle achieve statehood, and why wasn't that posted two or three times on /.?

    15. Re:Christ.... by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 1

      Is being gloomy and whiny like Eddie Vedder and all those grunge-rockers being in a state of Seattle?

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    16. Re:Christ.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they were using the same technology... your pathetic Earthling technology!

      You will all suffer!

    17. Re:Christ.... by PhxBlue · · Score: 2

      "MercExchange founder Thomas Woolston, an inventor and patent attorney who has been granted four online auction-related patents since 1998 and has some 10 others pending, said he sued eBay in 2001 after negotiations broke down over the auction site's offer to purchase his patents."

      Then this should be thrown out before it goes anywhere. I've had my E-bay account since 1997, and they were using the same auction methods then that they're using today. Ergo, prior art; case dismissed!

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    18. Re:Christ.... by AnimalSnf · · Score: 1

      Prior art only applies if you can show it existed before the date the patent was filed. Since it takes years and years for patents to be granted, and that's without amendments, the only reason it matters when the patent is granted is because you have to wait until it is before you can sue.

  3. What does this mean for other auction sites ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Is he going to sew them as well?
    Or is he just going for a quick buck?

    1. Re:What does this mean for other auction sites ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is he going to sew them as well? Or is he just going for a quick buck?

      he'd better sew them quick, before they completely unravel and leave nothing left to sew for.

  4. Old news by ma++i+ude · · Score: 5, Informative
    This was already reported about three weeks ago here.

    Interesting none the less.

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    1. Re:Old news by LRNG_LNX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Was looking for that link . . . . but you found it first. Is there a statute of limitations to claim patents? I mean if patent a time machine, but never develop it . . . can I claim it when someone else does?

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    2. Re:Old news by HiQ · · Score: 1

      There would be no need to do that. Just wait until someone invents it, and then use it to go back in time to patent the damn thing. Easy.

    3. Re:Old news by rgraham · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. While the lawsuits are similar the one sited today was filed by Bill Simon, the lawsuit that was previously reported was filed by Thomas Woolston.

    4. Re:Old news by jafuser · · Score: 2
      It's impossible to patent a time machine.

      Think about it.

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    5. Re:Old news by God!+Awful · · Score: 2


      It's impossible to patent a time machine. Think about it.

      Unless it's a time machine that only goes into the future. Ha, gotcha.

      -a

    6. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Was looking for that link . . . . but you found it first.

      Ahh, the good old "this is a repeat" race...

      Ready, set, whore!!!

    7. Re:Old news by kmitchel · · Score: 0

      No you can't patant a time machine, because the patent office won't accept it

      You can't patent a perpectual motion device either. They see them as impossible feats.

  5. "Consignment nodes" by N+Monkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    I just did a quick search on the USPTO and there are indeed a patent listed for "Woolston" (who was named as the inventor in the article). For those interested, the page is
    Patent 5,845,265 - Consigment Nodes. It was filed back in 1995. I haven't looked at the claims etc.

    While doing the search, I noticed some other auction patents, such as one titled "Distributed Live Auction" that is assigned to Amazon.

    1. Re: "Consignment nodes" by Freezebot · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here is the patent abstract (take a deeeep breath):

      Consignment nodes

      Abstract
      A method and apparatus for creating a computerized market for used and collectible goods by use of a plurality of low cost posting terminals and a market maker computer in a legal framework that establishes a bailee relationship and consignment contract with a purchaser of a good at the market maker computer that allows the purchaser to change the price of the good once the purchaser has purchased the good thereby to allow the purchaser to speculate on the price of collectibles in an electronic market for used goods while assuring the safe and trusted physical possession of a good with a vetted bailee.

      Wow!

      This is an LONG sentence...

    2. Re: "Consignment nodes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like it violates the `anyone could have thought of that` part of the patent application. `that` being `doing an auction online`.

    3. Re: "Consignment nodes" by JWW · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That could have been said simpler:

      I'm going to do an auction and use the computer for bidding and exchanging the money between the seller and buyer.

      Dammit, BUSINESS METHODS THAT CAN BE MOVED TO THE COMPUTER SHOULD NOT BE PATENTABLE!!!

    4. Re: "Consignment nodes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Abstract
      A method and apparatus for creating a computerized market for used and collectible goods by use of a plurality of low cost posting terminals and a market maker computer in a legal framework that establishes a bailee relationship and consignment contract with a purchaser of a good at the market maker computer that allows the purchaser to change the price of the good once the purchaser has purchased the good thereby to allow the purchaser to speculate on the price of collectibles in an electronic market for used goods while assuring the safe and trusted physical possession of a good with a vetted bailee."

      In short it's "Wall Street for used goods"

    5. Re: "Consignment nodes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And that's where the suit falls down, e-bay is not the bailee of the articles. It never takes possession during the auction.

    6. Re: "Consignment nodes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And that's where the suit falls down, e-bay is not the bailee of the articles. It never takes possession during the auction."

      yup

      bailee

      \Bail`ee"\, n. [OF. baill['e], p. p. of bailler. See Bail to deliver.] (Law) The person to whom goods are committed in trust, and who has a temporary possession and a qualified property in them, for the purposes of the trust. --Blackstone.

      Note: In penal statutes the word includes those who receive goods for another in good faith. --Wharton.
      Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

    7. Re: "Consignment nodes" by Cramer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I read that patent application last time it was posted... it's still just as invalid. Let's look at the abstract alone:

      allows the purchaser to change the price of the good once the purchaser has purchased the good No auction in the world works that way. You haven't purchased the good(s) until a price has been set (read: the end of the auction.) At that point, the price isn't open for debate. (So, this nut doesn't even know how auctions work.)

      low cost posting terminals Define "low cost" and "posting terminal". I've used eBay from extremely expensive computers.

      Plus, patent filings are not public knowledge, so, exactly how is eBay supposed to have "stolen" his technology when eBay didn't even know who this guy was until a year ago? It's called parallel discovery -- both independantly came up with similar ideas. eBay has made a very successful business from it; Woolston obviously hasn't and never will.

    8. Re: "Consignment nodes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er yeah, so thats the word bailee...you`re almost there. Now you just have to show that eBay is actually the bailee...that at some point they have temporary possession (which didn't happen when i bought some CDs using it), or that the CDs were `committed in trust` to them, which also didn't happen.

      Over to you...

    9. Re: "Consignment nodes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong.

      When you offer to "sell" an item, you are agreeing to actually sell the item. One could call that "committed in trust".

    10. Re: "Consignment nodes" by EJB · · Score: 2

      Why do you say Woolston will never make a successful business from his patent? It seems that he is quite on track to become a multi-millionaire!

    11. Re: "Consignment nodes" by pls · · Score: 1

      Except that this patent isn't for a eBay type operation. It's for an escrow service like escrow.com.

  6. I know reading the article is bad but... by Tsuzuki · · Score: 5, Informative

    it's about a guy called Tom Woolston, not Bill Simon. The latter happens to be the subject of an apparently related headline, where Bill Simon is being sued by eBay and not the reverse.

  7. And for my next patent... by geordie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm going for the patent rights on the use of black typeface on a white background for the purpose of displaying details of and discussing stupid patents

    1. Re:And for my next patent... by StevenMaurer · · Score: 2

      You forgot what makes your patent really unique:

      ...on a Computer .

    2. Re:And for my next patent... by Reziac · · Score: 2

      And I'm going to patent "changeable, variable, and nonwhite background colours as a means of worming out from under the patent on white backgrounds". So there. :)

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  8. How can anyone stand up and say... by junklight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    that this patent system is fair or protects anyone?

    The person who holds the patents - even if they are valid - did not do the difficult thing which is set up a successful company around the idea. If he had been trying to run an auction company and had been driven out of business or was being threatened by ebay then maybe he would have a gripe. But ALL this guy has done is have a fairly obvious idea (lets face it - letting people sell stuff to one another is not that new - car boot sale patents anyone?).

    The patent office should take a long hard look at what it is trying to achieve.

    1. Re:How can anyone stand up and say... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1
      Actually, I thought that in order to receive a patent, one had to demonstrate the intent to use that information to contribute in a meaningful way to the economy...

      But, ICBW.

    2. Re:How can anyone stand up and say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      The patent office should take a long hard look at what it is trying to achieve.

      The patent office only cares about achieving profit.

    3. Re:How can anyone stand up and say... by Sirch · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The person who holds the patents - even if they are valid - did not do the difficult thing which is set up a successful company around the idea

      Most of the time, the applicant doesn't have the resources, either technical or financial, to build up a successful company around one patent. Most patents are issued to people who have filed them for things they have invented whilst researching and developing for a parent company, which then has the resources to back the project.
      ALL this guy has done is have a fairly obvious idea
      Everything is obvious once it's been done, isn't it? The best inventions are the simplest, and their genius shines through by way of seeming an "obvious solution". But they aren't - it needs someone to actually think laterally around the subject, or to have a flash of inspiration to solve a problem in such a way. My favorite examples of this sort of thinking are a matchbox manufacturer who cut costs spectacularly by putting a striking surface on only one side of the box (when there had been two previously), and British Airlines saving thousands by way of halving the number of olives in their Martinis.

      I'd love to be able to come up with these ideas myself - the guy who invented TetraPaks has made a fortune for himself and his family - but, sadly, it takes a true flash of inspiration and creativity. By no means am I taking sides in this eBay thing - I haven't looked into it deeply enough...
    4. Re:How can anyone stand up and say... by swb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The person who holds the patents - even if they are valid - did not do the difficult thing which is set up a successful company around the idea.

      The natural argument that occurs to me is that I may come up with lots of ideas that would be highly impractical to start a company and sell. Let's say for laughs that I design a new CPU or a new airplane. I could spend the next 20 years just trying to figure out how to get a fab built or a production line running and never actually make & sell the gizmo that I designed.

      However, the design is impractical for me to build, not impractical for Intel or Boeing to build. So instead of me forming a successful business around making my design, I license my patents to someone who really can make and market my designs.

      I see your point, though, and would argue that perhaps patents shouldn't be licensable, only sellable and only enforcable by the owner of the patent IF they are actually using the idea in their trade after some grace period of for "development of trade", ie the time between desinging the thing and actually getting it to market.

      So if I come up with a great new CPU design and patent it, I have some grace period where I get enforcement of the design without having to market my CPU. I can either start making CPUs or sell the patent outright. Whoever I sell it to has to start making my design or they can't enforce the patent.

      This would clear some egregious uses of patents; the supression of innovative designs and the profiteering of patent holders who don't actually contribute anything to the economy. Wouldn't affect patenting of obvious designs (eg, 1-click) but it could really help software patents, since you'd actually have to be *making* software that did something, not just blocking someone else from doing so.

    5. Re:How can anyone stand up and say... by the+bluebrain · · Score: 3, Insightful
      • My favorite examples of this sort of thinking are a matchbox manufacturer who cut costs spectacularly by putting a striking surface on only one side of the box (when there had been two previously), and British Airlines saving thousands by way of halving the number of olives in their Martinis.
      ... or Subaru saving tens of thousands by not quite topping up the engine oil in new cars by 1/2 litre.

      I'm quite glad *such* things can't be patented, at least: cutting costs by cutting corners. Great business idea, but the innovative thing about them is that they wouldn't occur to a product designer simply trying to make a good and usable product, because they don't make design sense. Hooray for "good value", but I wouldn't call it revolutionary.

      As for this case: non-obvious *to whom* is always a question. Another important question is how hard something is. Examples:
      • A McPhearson shock absorber: ingenious (IMHO), hard to get right, needed a lot of R&D
      • Any rocket engine or similar: check out things like SCRAM jets. No moving parts (apart from the fuel pump), but engineering magic nonetheless. Needs a lot of R&D
      • ... and so on
      Compare stuff like this with web auctions, and they fade into "oh, like taking part in an auction over the phone, yea?" ... to which the answer is "uh, yes". And when you take part in an auction by phone, you can, for instance, tell your (human) agent to increment your bid in small steps, to win, up to a certain limit. Or only to bid during the last 30 seconds. And so on, ad absurdum.

      Naturally, you can equally tell any hypothetical computer agent the same thing, if the agent is programmed to accept such commands.

      Maybe the last bit is only obvious to typical /.ers, i.e. techies, but my point is that there is no research, there is no development, there is hardly even any inspiration: in the example above, imagine some dude taking part in an auction by phone 50 years ago. Any "innovation" claimed by an "inventor" of web auctions could be, would be, and has been "researched" and "developped" by the dude 50 years ago while he was talking on the phone. And by all the other dudes & dudettes, thousands of times over - and yet it is patentable. *That* is what bugs me.

      If and when you happen to re-invent something (as in the case of the original article, as far as I understand) that has already been patented by someone else, there is no "onus of proof", neither on yourself, nor on the patenter. Even if you *did* invent whatever it is from base up, it's already patented, and you must enter negotiations for a license to use it, the cost of which may by prohibitive to your undertaking.
      Fine, in that case you're just SOL; better luck next time. The fact that the patenter may not be using the patent (i.e. producing something based thereupon) is just secondary bummer.

      But where it gets really buggy is when you, as an inventor, are severly encumbered by a minefield of trivialities. "Hey, we could do auctions over SMS" ("short message system" - big in Yurp, not so much in the US) ... uh-oh ... has it been "patented" yet?

      Anyway - I'm in rant mode. To the last I can only paraphrase The Matrix: "There is nothing to patent."
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    6. Re:How can anyone stand up and say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this instance, we're not talking about a technically profound new concept. Patenting online auctions is like patenting online newspapers. The dot bomb was exactly that, add the word online to whatever physical manifestation you want and presto billions and billions of dollars land in your lap.

      I'd argue this guy just patented the idea in hindsight of someone making it big -- its not that hard to start a new business model surrounding an online auction (successful or not) nor is the concept of an online auction more than _obvious_. A patent is suppose to protect those ideas that are not immediately obvious, this definitely doesn't fall into that category. But alas that is not for me to decide.

      Patents shouldn't be used as legal jackpots, unless they actually invest some real effort into the idea and they can prove the other guy who made it rich off your not so obvious idea did so knowingly. If we don't proceed using this model we'll be stuck spinning our wheels trying to invent ways around the legal system instead of evolving "our" technology forward.

      I have to ask, why do you think he waited 7 years? He waited until his nest egg hatched, this looks pretty cut and dry to me.

    7. Re:How can anyone stand up and say... by top_down · · Score: 1
      Everything is obvious once it's been done, isn't it?

      It certainly isn't. If things are obvious (several) other people will come up with the same idea independent of the first patenter. This has happend here and that is why the idea is obvious.

      Obviousness is not 100% objective but it is certainly not as subjective as you make it out to be.

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    8. Re:How can anyone stand up and say... by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      How is this insightful? The US Patent Office operates at a deficit and is not anywhere near profitability. In fact, they are not even profit-driven (meaning that profitability is not within their charter). They are severely under-funded and under-staffed. If anything, they are concerned with through-put, not profit.

      Check out this article from the New York Times. The article has already been discussed here on Slashdot

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    9. Re:How can anyone stand up and say... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

      How can anyone stand up and say... that this patent system is fair or protects anyone?

      The system works, every day. You don't hear about the cases where the system is proven to be fair, where it is proven to give the protections it was intended to, because those cases aren't controversial. They aren't scandalous. They aren't news.

      In another comment, someone said that this guy has yet to win any of the patent infringement cases he has filed. Doesn't that suggest that perhaps, the system isn't so broken after all?

    10. Re:How can anyone stand up and say... by dpille · · Score: 1

      I see your point, though, and would argue that perhaps patents shouldn't be licensable, only sellable and only enforcable by the owner of the patent IF they are actually using the idea in their trade after some grace period of for "development of trade", ie the time between desinging the thing and actually getting it to market. So if I come up with a great new CPU design and patent it, I have some grace period where I get enforcement of the design without having to market my CPU. I can either start making CPUs or sell the patent outright. Whoever I sell it to has to start making my design or they can't enforce the patent.

      This idea might go quite a long way toward taking care of many of the typical rants about patents in this space. Many countries have working/compulsory license provisions whereby if you're issued a patent but don't 'satisfy the market' within, say, three years, a third party can obtain a compulsory license at a 'reasonable' royalty rate (sometimes this is a statutory rate instead). Makes me wonder if some of the more egregious examples of patents would be fixed- as in, oh, Amazon, there's this huge market for one-click ordering of cars and you've failed to sell cars, now I get a compulsory license to one-click sell cars.

    11. Re:How can anyone stand up and say... by dup_account · · Score: 1

      Screw the grace period. You putting the energy into designing something like that without the intent of getting it built. If you go through the trouble of getting a patent (rather than just allowing someone else to have the idea, or publishing it for anyone to grab (prior art wise) then you should have some idea on how to use the idea, and act on it immediately. S__t or get off the can!

  9. That's it... by ebbomega · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm patenting the fucking question mark. I don't care people have failed before, but these days it seems like I might actually be able to get away with it....

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  10. You snooze you lose. by mutterer · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If he was computer savvy enough to patent all of those elements, surely he would've noticed long ago that ebay was using them. Here's what court would look like: Ebay's Lawyer: The plaintiff did not make any effort at all to alert my client of the alleged patent infringements. Plaintiff's Lawyer: My client registered these patents right before hiding under a rock, your honor. He only recently emerged and was shocked to see that not only were his patents for an online auction site infringed upon, but his patents for the Graphical User Interface, the Electronic Mouse, the Interweb, and Caffeine! Judge: The plaintiff is either insane, stupid, or both. It is also clear that he was simply biding his time so that he could squeeze as much money from this poor, innocent, multi-billion dollar corporation as possible. I am a banana. Ebay: My spoon is too big! Judge, plaintiff, and Ebay, Singing: M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E. No further questions.

  11. Duplicate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
    Why did this immediately spring to mind.

    For the lazy, news.com originally reported the story early September:

    eBay, one of the biggest success stories on the Web, is being threatened with a patent infringement lawsuit that could force it to modify its winning auction format.

    A loss could compel the Internet auction company to pay millions of dollars inroyalties and damages and even to make significant changes to its business model.

    MercExchange founder Thomas Woolston, an inventor and patent attorney who has been granted four online auction-related patents since 1998 and has some 10 others pending, said he sued eBay in 2001 after negotiations broke down over the auction site's offer to purchase his patents.

    ...

  12. Ebay's been talking to him for awhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


    I don't believe this guy is a nut - I read a couple of weeks ago about this guy and apparently he's been talking with ebay for quite some while now. If I recall correctly, Ebay eventually severed the negotiations a few months ago and hence this guy is now following things up with a suit.

    If he's got a legitimate claim against Ebay then don't start cutting him down - my first impression was the same as everyone elses when I first read about this case - but he apparently filed and received these patents years ago - just because Ebay is so big doesn't mean he may not be right.

    1. Re:Ebay's been talking to him for awhile by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't believe this guy is a nut

      He's not a nut. He's a shrewd guy with an understanding of patent law and the dollars to go to court.

      When you review his patents (see http://www.mercexchange.com), you'll find he's an expert at taking descriptions of business processes that have been around for years and placing "on a computer" at the end of them in a patent document. But there is nothing on his web site that indicates that he is a software designer, a database designer, a product developer, a computer scientist, or a business developer. There are no links to any actual products developed, or services delivered, or companies created. He is the patent equivalent of an ambulance chaser.

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    2. Re:Ebay's been talking to him for awhile by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2
      My favorite bit of vomitous marketroid slag on the website is the banner which says "MercXchange >>Generating Changes in Dynamic Markets".
      Also fun is the paragraph on the home page. This guy is a classic suit-monkey:

      • Mercexchange's mission is to improve businesses through the application of new digital technologies, especially in networked environments. The businesses and products developed by MercExchange address large-scale consumer needs and business inefficiencies, resulting in new ways of doing business, new ways of creating value, and new industry paradigms.
      Uh-oh. He used the word "paradigm". Beware! Basically, according to the home page, they specialize in taking old busniess ideas and adding "with a computer" to them. Lot's of people make money assisting others in computerizing their businesses. This moron doesn't do that, though. He just wants to patent it so others will have to pay him for having the idea. I say we form a lynch mob.
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  13. Why can you patent an age old concept? by MikeFM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Auctions have been around for 1000's of years in some form or another. How can anyone claim to own the idea? I certainly remember online auctions before EBay was even a pipe dream and even before the web came into being. Taking a common idea and slapping 'online', 'electronic', 'web', etc on it does not make it a new idea. Spreadsheets were a new idea.. there really is no real world equivilant.. but online auctions are obvious.

    I'm all for screwing the big corporations but get with the show and invent something real and stop trying to get rich off pantenting the obvious.

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    1. Re:Why can you patent an age old concept? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spreadsheets were a new idea

      It's called a columnar pad.

    2. Re:Why can you patent an age old concept? by chthon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      FWIW, electronic spreadsheets where created from paper spreadsheets, a technique which is used in theoretical mechanics to compute resulting vectors in space.

      If you lookup the story about spreadsheets from Dan Bricklin, you will find that they really started from this concept.

      With computers, you can automate many things which where previously cumbersome.

      However, with computers you can do things that are impossible in reality : magic, anti-gravity, maybe we should go for patents on these because we can implement them on a computer...

    3. Re:Why can you patent an age old concept? by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

      >Spreadsheets were a new idea

      No, they weren't. Again, its just an online version of an old system, just using the computer to perform the calculations. You might just as well apply that argument to databases, or books, or games, or...well, anything!

      I can't believe theres not a bounty out on this auction patent thing - even by American patent standards, this is pretty funny! :)

    4. Re:Why can you patent an age old concept? by Mac+Degger · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's actually older than that...spreadsheets were used to figure out the movement of the stars for navigantional purposes in the 16 centurie...god knows when the first use was, though.

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    5. Re:Why can you patent an age old concept? by gTsiros · · Score: 2

      You can't actually do magic or antigravity on computers...You can show pictures, but that isn't any more fundamentaly advanced than (say) cartoons.

      oh, i almost forgot! /me holds up his gravity sign

      phew...otherwise my computer would start floating about in the room.

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    6. Re:Why can you patent an age old concept? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You can't actually do magic or antigravity on computers...You can show pictures...."

      Tell that to those who create statistical models or those who cook the books.

    7. Re:Why can you patent an age old concept? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, haven't most stock broker insitutions been wired up in this way for years? After all, the stock market is essentially an auction site.

      This patent never should have been granted. The Patent Office seems to exercise no reasonable judgement, and the patent examiners should be held accountable. The current system merely rubber stamps a patent with the expectation that lawsuits will reveal its merit, or lack thereof.

    8. Re:Why can you patent an age old concept? by J.+Random+Software · · Score: 2
      ... which would be somewhat workable if the USPTO were acknowledged by all to be merely a registry, and questions of validity were always answered in courts. IIRC Australian patents work this way.

      Instead, US courts have a strong presumption of validity about all the sh^H^Houtput from the patent office. I've even seen it argued (by RMS, I think) that prior art databases are a bad idea because only prior art that wasn't already considered by the (overworked and wrongly incented) patent examiner can really help overturn an invalid patent.

  14. Ummmm... copy editors? Fact checkers? by Megahurts · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article never mentions anyone named Bill Simon. Given that a man by the same name is running for Governor of California and is constantly protrayed by his opponent as a scandalous and shady businessman, the crew of slashdot might just want to be a little more careful about what they allow on the front page. Libel tends to be expensive.

  15. We really need an open patent "office" by fluor2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Somebody please try open a open-"sourced" patent office! As we all know, patents cannot be claimed if they allready exist in some sort of written format. So we need a forum where we can post all kinds of ideas, and then claim we own them if somebody try patent them.

    1. Re:We really need an open patent "office" by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      I'm actually setting up a message-board type website (so long as I'm not infringing on someone's patent, I'm sure I'll be sued if I am).... I could create a forum like that (so long as that idea, too, has not been patented)...

    2. Re:We really need an open patent "office" by AnnaBlack · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In order to make effective "prior art", you need to make what are called enabling disclosures. That is, you need to not only explain what the idea is but also how to do/implement/build it.

      That's also a point about a lot of the patents that some Slashdot readers object to; *what* they do is not novel but *how* they do it may be. The exact way eBay run online auctions is clever and innovative (whoever it was thought of it first!). The idea of auctions themselves, even online, is not.

      Anna B

    3. Re:We really need an open patent "office" by Marc2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is the criteria to be classified as enabling disclosures?

      For instance, if I have prior documentation on how to build a time machine out of a 1985 DeLorean, and just sorta fudge a step, scribbling out something about a "flux capacitor"...can I still nullify someone's later patent claim on the aluminum car/time machine? To what degree of detail does the USPO generally require to consider something prior art? Also, if the patent is on something abstract or limited by current technology, who's to say that a prior non-patent-filing claim of art would actually work, or even that the patent claim would work?

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    4. Re:We really need an open patent "office" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, dilbert creator Scott Adams tried this, i think his publisher shut it down for legal reasons.... it was called "Lazy Entrepreneur" lots of great ideas were posted and people could comment on them and vote for "marketability" or "useability" and "i would buy it" or "i wouldnt buy it" or "it already exists" i say it was a really great idea, i think they took the archive down 6 months after they turned it off tho. good luck with your endeavor. -Compn

    5. Re:We really need an open patent "office" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if your idea's that great why wouldn't you just patent it yourself?

    6. Re:We really need an open patent "office" by POPE+Mad+Mitch · · Score: 1
      Does Half-Bakery Count ?

      Sure they seem like crazy ideas NOW, but 5 or 10 years down the line this could be ripe for suing the pants off someone for patent infringement.

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    7. Re:We really need an open patent "office" by Doomdark · · Score: 2
      Couple of obvious reasons. "Inventor" may:
      • think patent system is Bad For You (tm) and doesn't want to patent the damn thing... but wants to prevent others from patenting it
      • lacks resources to patent the thing (no money, bad at patent legalese)
      • has no plans to use it, thus patent fees being total wate
      • might want to avoid hassles with employer; with patent (s)he might well lose patent to employer (even if inventing it outside scope of work employer might just try its luck at court). Disclosing the thing can not be undone, and is less likely to get the knee-jerk reaction (depends totally on employer of course)... there's nothing left to take over (idea is still there of course, but not patentability)
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    8. Re:We really need an open patent "office" by AnnaBlack · · Score: 1
      Heh - good example!

      An "enabling disclosure" has to be a description that would enable someone of "average skill" (in the appropriate field) to build your invention. So you'd have to explain how the flux capacitor worked, unless it's obvious to any time-machine engineer.

      The key word is enabling. When you write a patent you must describe the best possible way of implementing your invention (it's generally referred to as the "preferred embodiment"). Ideally, an enabling disclosure should be the best way you can think of to build the thing.

      Anna B

  16. Recursion is your friend by HiQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe he can put his patent up for auction on eBay...

  17. Too much! by tanveer1979 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I know I know, many people are right now saying this is bull shit and all.
    I decided to come with a short list on what had happened if 50 years or 100 years before such stupid patents had been accepted, note that what is stupid today may not have been stupid 50 years before, so its kinda contexted to that era. lets start

    • Flying... Yea man dosent fly, if somebody can then its very much patentable, infact much more patentable than swinging sideways in a swing.
    • Using fire for locomotion... think in that era it was actually an achievment
    • Using non matter to transmit information, ie radio waves instead of paper
    Scary huh, these are a few examples. By having thse stupid patents all we are doing is creating a ditch for the future generations. Ever wonder why all researchers and scientists prefer europe to amer.?..
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  18. A Quote by EmagGeek · · Score: 1
    To quote Chris Rock:

    "I'm Tired, TIRED, **TIRED** ah this shit!"

    The "throw the law suit up there and see if it sticks" philosophy has got to go... Ebay should be counter-suing this guy for malice and fraud. Then, whoever talked about online auctions on that Stamp Collecting newsgroup in 1994 should get to take over Ebay, since they thought of doing an auction online first (tic).

    Let's thing about one other aspect. Auctions have been around forever. Auctions have been done over the telephone since the telephone was invented. How the hell is doing an auction over the internet any different? I want to patent "Method of Advancing Prior Art through Advents In Technology." That way, everyone would owe me everything they own, and I could pay off my student loans :)

  19. Featured auction by quintessent · · Score: 2

    Very Low Reserve!

    Patents covering just about everything eBay does. You won't win in court, but you're sure to get a healthy settlement. 48 hours only! Seller will ship via fax. Serious inquiries only!

    1. Re:Featured auction by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      ***"Reading over the patents Tom has, there might be some argument in eBay's favor, but he's definitely covered everything eBay is doing," she said. "I think he might win. Who knows what the courts will do."***

      and to the one other(dozen) who commented that 'why didnt he make a company around it himself';

      ***That discussion, held to gauge eBay's interest in acquiring patents held by Tom Woolston and his company, MercExchange, has led to a David-and-Goliath confrontation that some consider nothing more than an attempt to pick eBay's pocket. ***

      apparently he _has_ an company around it..

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  20. why the involved patents suck by jukal · · Score: 2

    the idea of selling merchandise using a method/process like auction was "invented" way before our year 0, maybe even more than 2 million days ago, during the stone age . Infact, I believe "auctions" are a very integrated part of human behaviour - like the need to pee. There's nothing fancy related to how to do the system using software, just a piece of raw work on simulating how it is done in the real world - there is no new ideas added.

    1. Re:why the involved patents suck by jukal · · Score: 2
      > 2 million days ago

      I quess I still have not woke up from the internet time/space continuum and the tweaked concept of time. I quess that's also the main reason why people with ridiculous software patents think they have created something new and innovative :))

  21. Novelty by Drownedrat · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I may be mistaken but I believed one of the conditions on granting a patent is novelty.

    There seems to be a lot of patents being issued for an old idea in a new medium.

    An online auction is still an auction. Putting a picture, or a song on a computer doesn't stop it being a picture or a song.

    Patents of this kind are purely money grabbing schemes, often by people who have spotted the new medium & have no plan to exploit the idea, just rip off those who do.

    It's basically a different type of domain squatting. (Wonder if I could patent it as such...)

    D.

    1. Re:Novelty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This from dictionary.com:

      novelty n

      1: originality by virtue of being refreshingly novel
      2: originality by virtue of being new and surprising
      3: cheap showy jewelry or ornament or clothing

      Wouldn't it be great if all patents had to fit definition 3?

    2. Re:Novelty by mavenguy · · Score: 1
      Just for anal retentive purposes (well, not the goatse variety):

      Novelty

      Non-obvious subject matter

    3. Re:Novelty by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      Auctions have been aound for years. This guy thinks of electronic auctions and now it's suddenly HIS idea. So by the same logic: An artist creates a song. They own this song. I rip this song to my computer, now *I* came up with the electronic version of the song. It's *mine*, and I want all of you music-swapping /.ers to pay me for it! ;-)

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    4. Re:Novelty by pheonix · · Score: 2

      Not in all cases. There are cases (such as the patent application that I just recently participated in submitting) in which, the concept has been around, but there are a number of pieces that are novel and non-obvious (until you hear about it).

      A friend and I started a company with this idea and very, VERY little cash. We don't have the money to compete with major ad firms that could take this business away in seconds flat without our patent.

      I'm seeing TONS of posts saying "patents are bad" and "take away patents", but lets remember who else they help. Small businesses without the capital to protect themselves from large businesses that would rip off their novel idea. Are there problems with the patent process, definitely. But it's better than nothing.

  22. Its on it's way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the database code isn't there yet.

    - normo.org

  23. Sort it out Timothy by OrangeSpyderMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Come on - get it together. Of the handful of stories you've just put up, some are reposts, some are badly written, some are untrue (cf. Bill Simon). What is wrong with you? Can't you or don't you read the stories before you publish? Don't you read the links the story includes, or check that the story isn't already up? I can understand you not doing it for all the stories that are submitted, but please at least do it for those you chose to publish.

    This could be useful to help you decide if you really are an editor or not.

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  24. This can only speed up the collapse of patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does anybody really believe that in, say, 20 years time, patents will still exist?

    Seriously, things have changed in the last 100 years. Physically making something new is no big deal any more - there is far more money to be made in software, and we are increasingly going to see countries that couldn't care less about I.P. blatently ripping off U.S., Europe, and Japan patented ideas, and open sourcing their product.

    Open source is difficult to apply to hardware - you can open source the design, but it doesn't really make it freely available to everybody. That might change in the future, but seriously, who has the ability to fabricate a cpu themselves? Maybe some of the larger universities, for example, but not Mr Average.

    Software, on the other hand, is easy to open source. We are increasingly seeing software doing what should be done in hardware. Yes, this is stupid in some instances, (E.G. Winmodems), but very cool in some instances, (Transmeta Crusoe CPU).

    Now, say somebody made a completely generic CPU - this is not a new idea, it is called a ULA - Uncommitted Logic Array. Not quite a CPU, but a ULA which is intended to be used as a CPU would be cool. Now, you could just program it to emulate an X86, MIPS, ALPHA, whatever you wanted. Patents on a lot of those would have expired by the time this technology was available.

    So, fast forward 20 or 30 years, (maybe less, who knows)...

    To build a computer, you buy the following:

    * Motherboard - very little on it, basically a passive back plane with a few USB 10.0 connectors on it.
    * CPU - cheap as anything, probably under $10, because it's just a huge ULA - in the same way that a RAM chip is basically a whole load of transistors, not much logic like a CPU of today, (that's over simplified, but bear with me).
    * Whatever peripherals you want.

    Now, you just flash the ULA with whatever microcode you want, and this is the clever bit, you can either use a proprietary microcode from, say, Microsoft, or Intel, which includes DRM, and a whole load of bugs^Wfeatures, or you can flash an open source microcode from China, which is freely available, customisable, and updated frequently.

    In that world, what would be the point of patenting anything? There wouldn't be any hardware worth patenting.

    1. Re:This can only speed up the collapse of patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of patenting is to steer clear of any intellectual dishonesty--at least that's what the anti-communist pharises preach. I mean if you're for property rights, you're for patenting, right?

    2. Re:This can only speed up the collapse of patents by nagora · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Does anybody really believe that in, say, 20 years time, patents will still exist?

      Given that the whole of US copyright has been distorted just in order to protect Mickey Mouse, I'm not optimistic that patent law will be reformed in this century.

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    3. Re:This can only speed up the collapse of patents by PerryMason · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does anybody really believe that in, say, 20 years time, patents will still exist?

      I bloody well do.

      Think about it. Rich people hold patents. Rich people have money. Money buys people who make laws.

      Laws dont get changed when rich people buy politicians, and this is the ultimate case. Every corporation holding a patent would be against it. Just because a law is stupid doesnt mean it wont get changed, doubly so when you've got a big lobby group campaigning against the change and this would be the biggest lobby group of them all.

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  25. All your auctions are belong to us. by MjDascombe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sorry

  26. Online sales - clicks by z_gringo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the article:

    "The growth of online commerce has spawned dozens of lawsuits over intellectual property. One highly publicized case involved online bookseller amazon.com, which was granted a patent for the process that allows customers to complete purchases with a single mouse-click."

    How on earth did they win that one? How do you patent a mouse click? Is that why everytime I want to buy something online, I have to go through several extra meaningless steps like. Are you really, really, really, sure you want to do this?

    Who holds the patent on the two step online purchase Process forcing everyone to add a third step? You see how that can go on forever.

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  27. Am I mistaken... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

    ...or was this posted before?

    Anyway, this is just another example of how incredibly insane the Patent Process has gotten in the last few years. Hell, I could go out and get a patent on sex, and sue the hell out of anyone who does the hunka-chunka in any of my patented positions. It's that stupid these days!

    Want easy money? Patent something simple like online auctions, then sue the big boys. Patent the way an online retail outfit would set up their shopping cart, then sue Amazon or AnimeNation. Patent the listing and catagorization of a collection of links, and sue the Anime Web Turnpike. I'm only using Anime examples because I'm a fan, BTW.

    But still, my point is this: This is getting way out of hand, and needs to be stopped, and soon. Pretty soon online chat will be patented and Yahoo will be fending off their own suit. Web site hosting, followed by suits against Bravenet, Yahoo Geocities, and Terra-Lycos Tripod.

    Stop the insanity (with appologies to Susan Powter), and stop it soon, or else we won't have an economy left to speak of online...

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  28. my patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm planning on patenting "people who patented something silently and waits for a multi-million $ company to infringe it, and then sue the hell out of them.". I've already submitted it along with a follow-up to patent "giving out stupid patents". Its just a matter of time now... MWAHAHAHAHA!

  29. More about Simon by Spunk · · Score: 5, Informative

    Bill Simon is running for Governor of California and created this clever parody site about his opponent, incumbent Gray Davis. Ebay is not too pleased.

    1. Re:More about Simon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Ebay is not too pleased [com.com].

      Doesn't really matter.

      "Our attorneys will determine what the appropriate step will be," spokesman Kevin Pursglove said Friday.

      Presumably that step will be deciding that parody is protected under US law, and doing nothing - except perhaps charging their clients a few thousand dollars anyway.

    2. Re:More about Simon by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2
      Exactly. Political speech is one of the most protected forms of speech (yes, I know, it's fucking annoying that different forms of speech have different levels of protectection, but such is the case according to all of my friends in law school).


      However, I should point out that though there is quite a bit of precedent and law that seems to protect parody fair use for copyrighted material, trademark use is less clear cut. See Copyright Law Section 107 "fair use of a copyrighted work...for purposes such as criticism or comment...is not an infrigement". Also see Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, Inc., 114 S.Ct. 1164, 127 L.Ed.2d 500 (1994)
      for some precedent (this is the 2 Live Crew case on the Pretty Woman parody song).


      HOWEVER, trademark usage is still subject to standards of dilution avoidance - if a parody is judged to be confusing or causing trademark value dilution, a court may rule against its use even for parody. The political speech trump card likely wins out every time, however, due to its special consideration within the law and jurisprudence.

    3. Re:More about Simon by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      yes, I know, it's fucking annoying that different forms of speech have different levels of protectection, but such is the case according to all of my friends in law school

      Er, just out of curiosity, why would you expect anything else? Libel, slander, Yell-fire-crowded-theatre are obvious examples of speech that don't deserve the same protection as political speech.

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    4. Re:More about Simon by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      the interesting part is that if Ebay sues them for this parody site... they will lose big time..

      if you put up a political Parody you are protected by the 1st amendment quite clearly.

      They have no chance, and they will only make themselves look stupid if they try and sue him/them on something that is obviosually a parody for making a political statement.

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    5. Re:More about Simon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if I would call that a *clever* parody site... I took a peek and didn't see even one of those annoying L@@K!s in the item descriptions. Not very realistic if you ask me. :)

  30. how to make money in the 90's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The benefit to small ppl claiming to have patents to big brand names is that even if they have half a chance of going through with it ebay will probably throw money over to settle it anyway. OTOH ebay and it's attorneys might be pissed off and the little guy has no chance and is doing this for some other reason and is about to get squashed. Unfortunately the trend that started in the 90's and maybe earlier is continuing on now, mcdonalds, cigarette companies ... ppl will do anything to make a quick million will do it regardless of who falls. Chances are that the big corporations attorneys are used to cases like this and the little ppl will lose out. The bottom line is attorney win win win.

  31. all these repeat stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and not ONE mention of the Ozone Hole closing up...

    1. Re:all these repeat stories by Gibbys+Box+of+Trix · · Score: 1

      Apart from this one, you mean?

  32. actually by Qwerpafw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this is terrific news. (even though it has been posted before... [groan])

    you see, we've been saying for a while that hopefully someone would try and take on a gigantic company with some totally bunk business method patents. Said giant company would enter in a big lawsuit, and the f'd up nature of the USPTO would be exposed.

    Only thing that could happen bad is they settle. Which, unfortunately, is fairly common. But as long as they don't, there is really the potential to set legal precedent, because this guy (founder of MercExchange and holder of thee patents) did everything by the book. He tried to negotiate, he tried to agree to terms, he didn't hide his patent, etc. And it seems he was the first to patent this business method (online auction).

    So if this is debunked, it won't be because of some petty reason. The overturning of this case could potentially throw into sharp relief the problems with patenting business methods, especially the ease of unassociated rediscovery, and the application of obvious things to the internet (when suddenly, at least according to the patent office, they become "nonobvious" [groan]). At least, it seems the case will show how stupid the USPTO is.

    Of course, if the guy wins, none of the above applies. But I am counting on the power of the american legal system to prevail. And by "power," I mean "tendency," and by "prevail" I mean "have the person with the deepest pockets win." It is a fair assumption that ebay is going to out-muscle the guy, since they have a lot more to lose. Anyways, settled, won, or lost, I am hoping this case gets an enormous amount of publicity. Cross your fingers.

    1. Re:actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect that this one will be ruled out in the samemanner as the BT Hyperlink patent - with wording such that it can't easily be used elsewhere. There will be no generic appliccability from the ruling, no "independednt invention proves obviosity" rule, just "this particular patent is now invalid".

      Bummer

  33. Submarines can be sunk by banana+fiend · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Submarine patenting" does not quite fit this story - this is a patent that was in existence some time ago. But it is not always the case that someone with a patent that affects an existing product will win, see:

    Pavel v Sony Corporation and Others - The Times 22 March 1996

    It's generally a case of "whoever has the biggest lawyer, has the strongest patent"

    This particular case is not all that interesting in the "patenter vs. corporation" stakes because the patent was filed recently, and e-bay knew about it. They were obviously in the wrong.

    What IS interesting is that this patent is ridiculously simplistic and obvious - so we're hoping for the big, evil corporation to beat the "little guy" inventor :) . I think we'd end up behind M$ if they had to protect themselves from this kind of idiocy, corporations come and go, but patents live for a long,long time.
    p.s It doesn't matter if the "little guy" is little or not, he's an individual against a corporation, and that's how it will be viewed

    --
    Johns: Well, how does it look now? Riddick: Looks clear.
  34. Now you'll see patent reform.. by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that someone big enough to pay off congressmen is getting picked on.

    Damn shame it's not Amazon.

  35. Purpose of patents by sjoperkin · · Score: 5, Informative

    A patent is, first of all, not even a constitutional right. The constitution says that congress may provide inventors with certain rights to their invention. This lead Jefferson et. al to set up the first patent board some 200 years ago.
    Now, for a patent to be granted, the invention it describes must be:

    New

    Useful

    Nonobvious

    For a good definition of new, see new

    The useful property is questionable, but the nonobvious is very interesting, see nonobvius

    A quote from this link:

    It was never the object of patent laws to grant a monopoly for every trifling device, every shadow of a shade of an
    idea, which would naturally and spontaneously occur to any skilled mechanic or operator in the ordinary progress of
    manufactures. Such an indiscriminate creation of exclusive privileges tends rather to obstruct than to stimulate
    invention.


    And that kind of sums it up...

    Another purpose of the patent idea, combined with licensing, was to open up trade secrets. Let the rest of the world know how we do it, so that all may benefit. But, if you want to use it, you need to license it.

    Again, a good idea spoiled by insane capitalism.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm a genuine capitalist, but it is scary to see what happens when capitalism goes berserk.

    1. Re:Purpose of patents by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      It's not capitolism gone beserk.. it's men and women that are not mature enough to act like adults of the human spiecies...

      these People and Companies are all acting like 3-5 year old children.

      and they should be treated as such.

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    2. Re:Purpose of patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jefferson was the first examiner. There was no "board" until later, and that board is an "appeal" board, to which an applicant "appeals" an examiner's decision. Neither the board, nor the examiner, can make significant un-appealable decisions. Both can be practically 'held captive' to the arguments of any applicant with great resources, no matter how logical or illogical that applicant is. Both are under productivity quotas, and have little desire to endure the mental torture of engaging the most prolifically illogical applicants.

  36. Patent lawyers by Heynow21 · · Score: 1

    "MercExchange founder Thomas Woolston, an inventor and patent attorney..." Wasn't there another story recently about a patent attorney/inventor suing an established company? What are the odds, patent attorneys who also turn out to be brilliant inventors. Luckily their PATENT LAW background is always there to help when a dastardly company attempts to steal the fruits of their genius.

  37. Remember When by lspd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I seem to remember bidding on items in USENET auctions in the late 80s and early 90s. Sure, it wasn't the WWW, but nothing fundamental to the business of auctioning online has changed since then.

    Of course, it's not really this guy's fault that the patent system is so fubar.. If he didn't have the patent, Ebay surely would and they'd be buisy suing everyone else right now.

  38. First by monthos · · Score: 1

    Wait a second, i didnt see anything abou this patents other than the fact his idea was "actioning stuff" and im pretty damn sure people have been doing that for a long time before him.

    "I was there with the technical know-how and ability to see it first," he says bluntly. "We won't be bullied."

    O.K., so he had an idea, and supposedly all the technical know-how to do it, and he didnt, so how exactly is that ebay being a bully when its his dumb ass who didnt act on his idea other nthan put generic terms in a patent office?

    1. Re:First by sjoperkin · · Score: 1

      The fault lies at the patent office, accepting and granting a patent for something that is obviously just a 'shade' or 'facet' of another idea, namely auctions.
      Legally, eBay is currently at fault, since they are in fact infringing on his patent. He does not need to act on his 'idea', just patent it.
      Morally, ah..go figure.

    2. Re:First by monthos · · Score: 1, Insightful

      yes i realise all that, i was more on the your first point, that he recieved a patent on such a generic idea.

      And although ebay is current at 'fault' it just isnt right, the law is just a governing body to represent the moral values, its when we start valueing the words of what a law states more than what it means in its entirity and what its meant for, that we end up in huge disasters such as this, which should never have come to be.

  39. all your patents belong... by hatchet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I patented a patent and patenting. All your patents belong to me. What about that ha?

  40. Ebay gets what they deserve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anybody that doesn't think Ebay would be suing this guy if the tables were turned is a bit naive. Why do you think they applied for their own patents in the first place?

    These dot-coms have done an incredible amount of damage to the IP system by patenting bogus business methods. Amazon, Priceline, etc. Nobody cared when it was just little guys getting the brunt of these archiac laws, but now that a popular company is getting hurt it just might get some attention.

    Anyone against software/business method patents should be rooting for the injunction. Imagine seeing the Ebay site closed!

    1. Re:Ebay gets what they deserve by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      Pardon me, but isn't it that the US Patent and Trademark Office has done incredible damage to the IP system by allowing ridiculous things to be patented? One might go so far as to blame a particular Presidency for forcing the USPTO to become self-sufficient, more or less demolishing its ability to serve the public interest properly.

      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
  41. That patent application would be rejected.... by N+Monkey · · Score: 2

    Anyway, this is just another example of how incredibly insane the Patent Process has gotten in the last few years. Hell, I could go out and get a patent on sex, and sue the hell out of anyone who does the hunka-chunka in any of my patented positions

    No, you would not be able to patent sex due to prior art (eg Kama Sutra or the simple existence of humans). (Besides any position considered non-obvious might also be considered illegal ;-) )

    On the other hand (and i can't believe I'm typing this) if you found a novel use for sex, say, "a new way of powering airborne vehicles via copulation", then you could probably apply for a patent for that. You could at least enjoy the research.

    1. Re:That patent application would be rejected.... by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Well... if they can make watches powered by the movement of your wrist, I'm sure it's possible to generate electricity by the movement of... um, let's stop there, shall we? There might be children reading.

  42. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think there should be a section in the /. Hall of Fame for the most duplicate articles posted! timothy would obviously be in the lead by quite some points, and I reckon chrisd would be 2nd. Fucking morons. Your website is shit. Keep up the bad work!

  43. History of patents by N+Monkey · · Score: 2

    Drifting a bit off topic but....
    "...This lead Jefferson et. al to set up the first patent board some 200 years ago..."

    Of course, outside of the US, patent systems have been in existence much longer much than that. For a history of the UK's (one of the oldest stretching back about 500 years) try: Patent Origins

    1. Re:History of patents by Gibbys+Box+of+Trix · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn... we (the UK) should have patented the idea back in the 1400s.

    2. Re:History of patents by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      Drifting a bit off topic but.... "...This lead Jefferson et. al to set up the first patent board some 200 years ago..."

      Of course, outside of the US, patent systems have been in existence much longer much than that. For a history of the {yadda yadda}...


      Cripes, man, he was talking about US Patent law and the USPTO. This story is about US patent law and the USPTO. The "first patent board" referenced can be contextually taken to mean "first patent board in the United States". We all know that other countries exist outside the US. Irrelevant defensive spoutings of "That wasn't first! We had it first! Not you!" make it sound like you have an inferiority complex. Try to be aware of context and you won't feel so offended.

      --
      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    3. Re:History of patents by N+Monkey · · Score: 2

      Cripes, man, he was talking about US Patent law and the USPTO. This story is about US patent law and the USPTO. The "first patent board" referenced can be contextually taken to mean "first patent board in the United States". We all know that other countries exist outside the US. Irrelevant defensive spoutings of "That wasn't first! We had it first! Not you!" make it sound like you have an inferiority complex. Try to be aware of context and you won't feel so offended.

      I wasn't offended, but it sounds like someone else is. FWIW, I'm not British. I was just supplying some more info on the background of patents and the long history behind them.

    4. Re:History of patents by Ixohoxi · · Score: 1
      You love to complain and correct people, don't you? THAT sounds more like an inferiority complex to me than the simple sharing of information. Must you validate yourself in such a manner? "We all know" that other threads, semi- and unrelated, are guaranteed in any SlashDot story.

      I suppose complainers are too. As are those who promptly smack them down.

      --
      What's a second? An hour? A day?
      It has much more to do with
      the Earth's rotation than with cesium.
  44. Dr. Evil's dad beat you to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I quote:
    "My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really."

  45. Wow, that's amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "claiming that he hold patents on essentially every aspect"

    Do he hold patents?

    Eep eep, are you a fucking monkey?

    Obviously, you live around too many ebonic-speaking negroes.

  46. Ive said it once Ill say it again... by night_flyer · · Score: 2

    Im QUITE sure Ebay doesnt have items 3&4, they dont deal in bar codes because they dont deal with the items directly.

    (from the patent)

    1. A system for presenting a data record of a good for sale to a market for goods, said market for goods having an interface to a wide area communication network for presenting and offering goods for sale to a purchaser, a payment clearing means for processing a purchase request from said purchaser, a database means for storing and tracking said data record of said good for sale, a communications means for communicating with said system to accept said data record of said good and a payment means for transferring funds to a user of said system, said system comprising:

    a digital image means for creating a digital image of a good for sale;

    a user interface for receiving textual information from a user;

    a bar code scanner;

    a bar code printer;

    a storage device;

    a communications means for communicating with the market; and

    a computer locally connected to said digital image means, said user interface, said bar code scanner, said bar code printer, said storage device and said communications means, said computer adapted to receive said digital image of said good for sale from said digital image means, generate a data record of said good for sale, incorporate said digital image of said good for sale into said data record, receive a textual description of said good for sale from said user interface, store said data record on said storage device, transfer said data record to the market for goods via said communications means and receive a tracking number for said good for sale from the market for goods via said communications means, store said tracking number from the market for goods in said data record on said storage device and printing a bar code from said tracking number on said bar code printer.

    --


    Thanks to file sharing, I purchase more CDs
    Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
    1. Re:Ive said it once Ill say it again... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      a computer locally connected to said digital image means, said user interface, said bar code scanner, said bar code printer, said storage device and said communications means, said computer adapted to receive said digital image of said good for sale from said digital image means, generate a data record of said good for sale, incorporate said digital image of said good for sale into said data record, receive a textual description of said good for sale from said user interface, store said data record on said storage device, transfer said data record to the market for goods via said communications means and receive a tracking number for said good for sale from the market for goods via said communications means, store said tracking number from the market for goods in said data record on said storage device and printing a bar code from said tracking number on said bar code printer.

      this reminds me of the BT hyperlink patent. It looks like this guy had in mind some sort of dedicated network terminal of a specific design rather than generic HTML browsers on home computers. The clue is the barcode scanners. Who has a barcode scanner? (cuecat folks put your hands down, that doesn't count!) It seems to me that the patent is more about a dedicated auction network and the hardware it runs on than it is some nebulous notion as "electronic auctioning". He's trying to stretch the patent to cover ALL online auctions and that, IMHO, is the problem. Patents can't be that broad (well, some are, but shouldn't be).

      --
      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    2. Re:Ive said it once Ill say it again... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      upon further examination, it becomes quite obvious to me that the initial patent was intended to be for a method implemented on a specially designed (in his words) "posting terminal". This is the '265 patent that he's trying to beat eBay over the head with. What's funny is that he has a SECOND patent issued in March 2001 that is tailored to eBay's internet-centric business model, but also it was clearly issed long after eBay was already in business. Whatever happened to prior art? This guy is a total sleazebag.

      --
      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    3. Re:Ive said it once Ill say it again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From the priority claim of the second patent.

      "This patent application seeks priority from Div. U.S. patent application Ser. No. 09/166,779 filed Oct. 6, 1998, which is a continuation of U.S. patent application Ser. No. 08/554,704, now U.S. Pat. No. 5,845,265, filed Nov. 7, 1995 and U.S. patent application Ser. No. 08/427,820 filed Apr. 26, 1995, all of which are incorporated herein by reference in their entirety."

      IOW, Woolston is claiming priority all the way back to the original April 26, 1995 filing date. If that priority claim holds up, then there is no additional prior art against the second patent that is not also prior art against the first.

  47. eBay - not EBay by exedanni · · Score: 0

    Well check their homepage if you dont believe me!

  48. Slipping by Haxx · · Score: 0

    Amazon sued, forcing competitor barnesandnoble.com to add a second step
    the addition of a confirmation page requiring a second click to complete online purchases



    our legal system is slipping from reality.

  49. This guy's patents are bunk by Eagle7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you go here: http://mercexchange.com/invintprop.html

    and check out this guy's company's site... the patents are bunk. He has patents for agents that search multiple auctions and marketplaces, he has a patent for routing packets based on hierarchical information in it's headers. This is stuff that 1) has very obvious analogs in meat-space, and is therefore no more of a leap than ecommerce is a leap from mail-order commerce, or 2) are things that any software developer worth his or her salt would come up with in the course of solving a problem involving, say, routing packets. This guy isn't and inventor - he's a patent lawyer who finds little obvious holes in the current canvas of patented technologies, and grabs the patents with the hopes of licensing them. I'm unimpressed.

    --
    _sig_ is away
    1. Re:This guy's patents are bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this surprising?

      If you're a professional programmer you most likely violate countless patents (unknowingly) every day. The very existence of software/business process patents is bunk -- it's not just this guy's patents.

      There are very, very few software patents which are nonobvious to a skilled programmer -- and even these are generally based on non-patented mathematics invented by other people than the patent holder.

  50. This record is skipping... by Natchswing · · Score: 1

    How many times is this going to be a headline?

  51. "addendums" to patents by Quixote · · Score: 3, Informative
    Patenting obvious stuff is bad enough; what bothers me is the fact that people can "add" stuff to their original patent applications. This guy seems to have done that, maybe after Ebay took off.

    Old hands will recall that RAMBUS used to do that too, and got nailed by that.

    The sad part about this story is that the company (EBay) will realise that its not worth their time to fight this, and just settle out of court for a couple of million bucks; a trivial amount to them, but a non-trivial amount to the likes of Mr. Woolston, who will continue to indulge in such "submarine patenting".

  52. Re:my patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too late. I already patented it.

    Mention it again, and I'll take your house.

  53. Spreadsheets are ancient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask any accountant. Spreadsheets have been around almost as long as accountants.
    The difference between the computer spreadsheets and the deadtree type is convenience. The computer ones will do the math automatically. Recently (in relative terms) the computer spreadsheets have had their functionality 'extended' to do a bit more than what a traditional spreadsheet does, but it's not really new, as word processing programs were already doing that.
    Sorry to be a pain about the spreadsheet thing. Hey! Maybe we should patent computer spreadsheets, then we can sue a lot of companies, including microsoft!
    (In my opinion, IPs shouldn't be patentable. If you can't hold it, copywright it. Unless it's an action or proceedure, then it's automatically public domain. Gee, guess that would mean nobody could own auctions, or commerce, or a lot of other stupid patents.)

  54. Lawsuit Abuse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just saw an ad on TV. I think this may be relevant on /.

    http://www.calahouston.org/
    http://www.tala.com /
    http://www.cala.com/
    http://www.cse.org/inform ed/key_template.php?issue _it=2
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  55. Patent *Auction*? by Sargent1 · · Score: 2

    Did anyone else read this as a patent auction instead?

    I did, and thought, what a great idea! All patents should be biddable on eBay!

  56. OK, it's not Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know why this bugs me whenever I see it, but it does: It's not Yahoo that's reporting this. Yahoo is simply running a wire story from the Associated Press, which did the actual writing and reporting. Yahoo has nothing to do with this story.

  57. In 2005 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will enforce my patent on 0/1s... Oh wait thise one already was bought by Microsoft.

    Muhahahaha

  58. He's a nutcase by Quadriceps · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Just because they've been talking to him for a while doesn't mean he's not a nut. His demands may be unreasonable. Looking at his website, he would seem to be the worst kind of patent abuser: one with the legal patent knowledge to exploit obvious applications with the intent of holding them hostage once the people with the guts to actually risk capital unknowingly tread on them.

    His next target will be force feedback joysticks--on his website is listed Patent No. 6,162,123: An electro-mechanical device for providing an input to a computer program and said computer program providing a tactile output through said electromechanical device to a user. More specifically, the present invention provides an electro-mechanical virtual sword game apparatus that receives positional information from sensors on the sword apparatus and the sword apparatus contains a propulsion gyrostat that under the control of a computer process may be toppled to provide a torque on the housing of the sword apparatus that may be used to simulate the impact of sword blows.

    And I wouldn't count on patent reform any time soon. The economic world is a food chain, with law firms at the top. In this case the industry of patent law would have a lot to lose. Our legislators (who are bought and sold every day) will consider that first, though of course the fact that they are mostly lawyers themselves won't in the slightest way affect their judgement...

  59. patenting methodology Vs idea (Re:Why can you...) by phorm · · Score: 1

    Patenting the idea of online auctions probably won't fly. Patenting a precise method in which clients make bids, pay for items, post auctions may be somewhat different, despite how obvious the procedure would have been to most people with any amount of brains.

    Hopefully this will still get thrown out though. Making a normal business practice into an E-idea doesn't overrule the fact that it's simply applying a new medium to an existing idea.

  60. Against intellectual property by LaissezFaire · · Score: 1

    There are a few folks out there who would throw out the whole patent system in favor of copyright law. Check out http://www.kinsellalaw.com/archive/2002_07_01_arch ive.php has some links. Or you can just read Stephan Kinsella's article on "Against Intellectual Property" from the Journal of Libertarian Studies http://www.mises.org/journals/jls/15_2/15_2_1.pdf (pdf) if you like.

  61. Beware! Nitpickery! by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    ...can I still nullify someone's later patent claim on the aluminum car/time machine?

    No, because the DeLorean was made of stainless steel, not aluminum!

    --
    0 1 - just my two bits
  62. Wrong name, dildo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The name of the plaintiff is Tom Woolston, not to be confused with Bill Simon, the GOP candidate for Governor of California.

  63. Patent purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely the purpose of the patent is to document the genius inventor of "something". These dolts forget that it has to be non-obvious to someone skilled in the art! The mere fact that multiple parties have independantly come up with this stuff is proof enough that it isn't.

  64. different flavor of implementaion != new system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    auctions have been around for millenia. Proxies for auctions just as long. Now for a history question (I don't know this, I am asking to find out):
    When was the first auction by mail/correspondance? (sorta like chess by correspondance, cept different!)
    When was the first auction by wire (telegraph, phone, etc)?
    When was the first televised auction (using proxies and/or telephone to communicate)?

    Now with this in mind, does this individual have a leg to stand on who is suing? If I do a very common sense thing and create an online classifieds site using forum id's and posts to interact and meet instead of posting phone numbers... will that cause me to be sued by someone?

  65. I hope ebay loses by tuxlove · · Score: 1

    Ebay is not shy when it comes to stomping people who infringe on "their" IP. It would only serve them right to get stomped.

    It is irrelevant that the guy didn't sue ebay until they were successful. It makes little sense to sue someone for damages unless they have money to sue for. It also costs a *lot* of money to sue. This guy's company is small time. A small company has to think *real* hard before suing a large company. You have to have lots of available cash and/or a lawyer who will work on contingency (and they will only do that if the defendant has deep pockets and the case is a strong one).

    You have to pick your battles carefully, unless you have unlimited legal power, such as if you're ebay, Micro$oft, etc.

  66. My Thanks for a Great Article by ziriyab · · Score: 2
    mattfusf and Taco have really outdone themselves with the posting of this article. They deserve our gratitude.
    • Thanks for the link to Yahoo! Not only was it useful to the discussion of the article, but it helped a lot of people find their way to this obscure new portal.
    • Thanks for giving this struggling new dot com credit for an AP story.
    • Thanks for including Bill Simon's name in the article even though it was supposed to be Tom Woolston. The name recognition will surely help Simon's campaign
    • Even though we saw the same thing a while back, a repeat was absolutely needed for this to sink in
  67. Slight Errors Make a BIG Difference. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This /. story says that "a man named Bill Simon..." First off, Bill Simon is running for Governor of California...not trying to battle EBay over patent infringment lawsuits. (He's got enough lawsuits to deal with already...but that's another story.)

    The Yahoo! article says "...patents held by Tom Woolston and his company, MercExchange..." The lawsuit against EBay is, in fact, being filed by Tom Woolston, not Bill Simon.

  68. Purchaser price of purchased goods by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2
    allows the purchaser to change the price of the good once the purchaser has purchased the good

    My guess is that this line is about ongoing auctions; since the patent is about a marketplace for collectables.

  69. Not to rain on your parade or anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but the Wright Brothers held many patents on their flying machines.

    Tesla and Marconi both held patents on radio transmissions and the systems used in them.

    Thomas Savery patented the first Steam Engine in 1698.

  70. This is NOT Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Wright Brothers (and Curtiss) held many patents on their flying machines.

    Tesla and Marconi both held patents on Radio Transmission equipment.

    Thomas Savery patented the first Steam Engine in 1698.

    All these great inventions, covered by patents at the time of their invention, contrary to the parent posters implication.

  71. Not really that insightful, by AzrealAO · · Score: 1

    considering all the invetions you mention, were covered by various patents at the time of their invention. Thomas Savery patented the first Steam Engine in 1698. Tesla and Marconi both held patents on Radio Transmission Equipment. The Wright Brothers and Curtiss all held patents on their flying machines. All inventions covered under patents.

  72. Why not? by werdna · · Score: 2

    Dammit, BUSINESS METHODS THAT CAN BE MOVED TO THE COMPUTER SHOULD NOT BE PATENTABLE!!!

    What reason can you offer to distinguish methods that can be moved to the computer from those that cannot be moved to the computer?

    1. Re:Why not? by ipjohnson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think its more the fact that you can't patent the idea of a regular auction so whats the difference between doing it in New Hampshire VS. cyber space.

    2. Re:Why not? by FreeUser · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What reason can you offer to distinguish methods that can be moved to the computer from those that cannot be moved to the computer?

      The original poster can't, and shouldn't. He could have spared some verbiage and made the much more accurate statement:

      "Dammit, BUSINESS METHODS SHOULD NOT BE PATENTABLE. " Period. The same goes for mathematical algorithms, conceptual ideas (which are supposed to be unpatentable in theory but for which patents are regularly granted), or even any specific idea or design which the patenting party has not built themselves first. No more patenting a matter-antimatter motor unless you've built and operated the damn thing first.

      --
      The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
    3. Re:Why not? by J.+Random+Software · · Score: 2
      How about ADDING "... WITH A COMPUTER" TO A WELL-KNOWN BUSINESS METHOD SHOULD NOT BE PATENTABLE!!!

      Where would we be if every use of the telephone or the radio could have been patented simply because they were too obvious to bother publishing about.

    4. Re:Why not? by seann · · Score: 1

      ones that use a computer to do buisness with

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    5. Re:Why not? by JWW · · Score: 2

      Thank you, that is much more consice.

    6. Re:Why not? by werdna · · Score: 2

      I think its more the fact that you can't patent the idea of a regular auction so whats the difference between doing it in New Hampshire VS. cyber space.

      The question finesses way too many key issues to answer simply, and is something of a straw man. Suffice it to say that no invention stands alone -- virtually all great new developments are built on the works of those who came before, who saw farther because they "stood on ye shoulders of giants."

      The difference that makes something patentable typically derives precisely from HOW it refines the ideas previously developed -- bringing the state of the art to a new level not only by pioneering new inventions, but also by technical refinements and incremental innovation. The Curtis/Wright planes would be useless by modern standards, but for the massive amount of minor technological improvements on what is now unpatentable technology.

  73. Re:Ummmm... copy editors? Fact checkers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The underlying premises of your comment is that Slashdot has something to do with journalism, and Slashdot's editors are journalists. I don't believe there is any evidence for either of those claims.

  74. Jerking Off by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

    I'm going to patent jerking off while using a cheap terminal to convey pornographics images to me. I bet no-one has thought of that before - and no-one would admit to prior art. It's all mine...ha ha ha ha!

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  75. Patent Squating!!!!! by mustangdavis · · Score: 1

    This guy is DEFINATELY "patent squating".

    Why didn't he file a law suit against Ebay until now???? Oh, could it possibly be because he wouldn't have gotten enough money?? If he was SOOOOOO concerned about his idea, why isn't the world trading stuff of Simon-Bay???

    BTW: I now have a patent on the term "patent squating" (and all derivations of the phrase), so don't use it or I'll see your ass in court!!

  76. Another Spurious Patent by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

    God I hope they haven't granted this blatently obvious and completely covered by prior art patent to him: "Module Computer Program for Managing Dynamic Pricing Information Patent Number: WO 01/29744 A2 Users of a computer network (e.g., the Internet) can be encouraged to access dynamic pricing information (e.g., bid/ask pricing information for goods/services available in commerce) on the computer network (e.g., collected and maintained by a dynamic pricing system) by distributing to one or more users of the computer network (e.g., by e-mail) a modular computer program (e.g., a Java applet) that displays (e.g., in ticker format) dynamic pricing information collected from the computer network, and presenting to the one or more users of the modular computer program an interactive visual indication (e.g., a hyperlink or glyph) of a user-attractive resource available on the computer network (e.g., a contest, reword program coupons, etc. ). Access to the user-attractive resource can be provided to a user upon sensing that the user selected the interactive visual indication. The stream of dynamic pricing information displayed to users can have a predefined taxonomy, and the users can selectively view different levels of the taxonomy." That would cover every stock ticker in the world. This sort of stuff is ludicrous. We would have to go back to using ticker tape or a LED display to avoid the patent - as long as the LED device didn't use a JVM that is!

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  77. Having a wank by Bourbon+Man · · Score: 1

    Hell, I'll admit prior art, and I've got timestamped files and keyboard residue to prove it!

  78. I kinda hope he wins by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2

    It would set a dangerous precedent, but on the other hand, a lone guy putting the squeeze on Ebay with a patent might well persuade many with money (and power) to abolish or restrict software and business model patents.

    It could be the beginning of the end of these ridiculous patents if the "big boys" see themselves getting squeezed.

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    1. Re:I kinda hope he wins by jhantin · · Score: 1
      [A] lone guy putting the squeeze on Ebay with a patent might well persuade many with money (and power) to abolish or restrict software and business model patents.

      I expect it'll only drive up the barriers to patent acquisition, ensuring that anyone wielding a patent has invested enough to actually be afraid of a legal wrangle with an entity of nontrivial resources.

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  79. Re: A better patent by symbolic · · Score: 2


    This is why it might be a good idea for a patent holder to demonstrate the ongoing application of said patent- to take possession of an idea is one thing - to take possession of an idea and then go after those to endure the risk to see if it actually works is a completely different matter. I wonder how it would change the currently rather backward patent process if patents were awarded to those who a) had an idea, and b) can show material evidence that they are or have taken the steps necessary (and the risk) necessary to implement them.

  80. Intentionally Vague Patent Wording... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Alright you two Einsteins below reminding him that Seattle is a city and all other comers, consider for a moment that "state of Seattle" could mean a state with a city called Seattle in it, a city in a Seattle condition, or even a Seattle state of mind, thus allowing him to apply his patent to a much wider category than if he had said the city of Seattle.

  81. Did he actually have a device capable of doing by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    this, or is he just patenting the goals a system for buying and selling should achieve.

    1. Re:Did he actually have a device capable of doing by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      or is he just patenting the goals a system for buying and selling should achieve.

      That is a good way to describe it: "patenting goals". (Are you going to patent that description now that I have pointed out how eloquent it is?)

  82. Protection for trademark using speech by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    It makes sense to me that using a trademark in parody would more likely be protected when the trademark is used to parody the corporation in question, than to parody soemthing else entirely.

  83. Have a look at the patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He basically filed an auction patent upon the term terminal. Besides that the fact that he is a patent laywer himself looks also weird.

    So basically his patent only applies to terminals not to standalone computers or web browsers, which clearly arent terminals unless you have something like Telnet or VT42 to access the system, which should limit the patent to auctions on systems like BTX or Minitel (wait those were systems from the 80s Im sure somebody did auctions there already). Its pretty much the same thing as with the hyperlink patent which was applied to phone lines....

    So Id say... little laywer nice try to fill your pockets but you failed to have the technical expertise to nail down the patent in a 100% tight way, nice long sentence though. Im pretty sure E-Bay is fully aware of that and thus refuses to play to a lawyer who claims to have invented online auctions.

  84. Payments accepted via... by cornflux · · Score: 2
    I wonder... if this guy ends up getting money from eBay, for whatever reason, will he be paid through PayPal?

    And, what kind of feedback will he leave for eBay?

    eBay's feedback

    Bill Simon(0) Oct-01-02 11:15:18 PDT 2056481666 S
    Praise : Great agreement, super transaction!!!1 Prompt payment. Love to do business again!!!! A++++!!!1 Highly recommend!!!!!!

  85. simple litmus test for BS patents by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    The ultimate test of software-patent-lameness is if you can't write a reasonably usable application to emulate the manual approaches *without* violating the patent.

    For example, if there is NO way to write a usable auction application without violating the patent in question, then the patent is bullshit.

    (Note that the reverse is not necessarily true. IOW, just because there is a way to do it does not necessarily mean it is legit. This is only a lameness test, not a legitamacy test.)

  86. 1. Append phrase 2. Profit! by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Where would we be if every use of the telephone or the radio could have been patented simply because they were too obvious to bother publishing about.

    I am going to add "in outer space" to every current business technique or algorithm in common use. Then we finally can get up there, I will be rich.

    Or better yet, add "in a porno flick" to everything in existence. Then I won't have to wait as long.

    I'll just make it into a rubber stamp, and sell it as a IP Patent Kit (after I grab the profitable ones).

    DUMBASS PATENT GRANTERS!!!!

  87. Web constrains originality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a patent has to have something original about it, then these web related patent things are weird and way out of line, sort of like someone trying to patent nouns and adjectives. Via POST and GET and forms you get info from users, manipulate it, and spit something back. I suppose someone has a patent on that as well.

    Really, Tim Berners-Lee should have patented the crap out of the web then turned the patents over to the public domain. Not that I'm not grateful for his stunning contribution as it was, but there might have been less patent sharks.

  88. Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *SNIP*
    Don't get me wrong, I'm a genuine capitalist, but it is scary to see what happens when capitalism goes berserk.
    *SNIP*

    Actually, in a capitalist environment, the gov. would not interfere and grant these patents. Socialism is more like it....slowly edging it's way to a state dictatorship

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