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Simpsons on the Silver Screen
An anonymous reader writes "It looks like Matt Groening is going to actually go through with it. This article
says that the cast of the Simpsons has signed on for at least 3 feature films. Hooray!" I hope they call them Episodes 4, 5 and 6.
Like "The Itchy and Scratchy Movie"?
(54% new footage)
All TV and no Silver Screen make Homer.. something.. something..
Trolling is a art,
A simpsons movie? That's unpossible!
And god knows we all still miss 'My Little Pony' - the icon of both entertainment and education... a beacon in our miserable little lives.
...mmmm okay.
Wait, no.. I'm thinking of 'Care Bears'. Oh, the humanity.
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[McP]KAAOS
It goes from God, to Jerry, to me.
d'ough!
Founder, Americans Allied Against Alliteration
Hey McBain! Your last movie sucked!
.. Better
:)
I know... we had script problems from day one.
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Director: Up and atom!
McBain: Up and at them.
Director: Up and ATOM!
McBain: Up and atdem!
Director: UP AND ATOM!
McBain: UP AND ATEM!
Director:
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We came here to make a movie. A simple movie.. a movie about a radioactive man. But you slick small town folk ruined it! We're going back to Hollywood, where people are still good to each other.
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Homer: The important thing is.. it's got the perfect part for you.. either one of you. It's about a killer robot driving instructor, who travels back in time for some reason. Ron Howard's attatched to direct!
Ron: I am not!
Homer: Well. He expressed an interest.
Ron: No I didn't!
Homer: Did too!
Ron: I did not!
Homer: You lie!
Alec: Yeah, Homer, most movie scripts are 120 pages. This has only seventeen. And several pages just have drawings of the time machine.
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[sign on a closed-down movie theatre that reads: Yahoo Serious Festival]
Lisa: I recognize all three of those words but that statement doesn't make any sense.
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Lionel Huntz: This is the clearest case of False Advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story
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Reporter: Don't you think it's dangerous to send civilians into space?
Homer: I'll handle this... the only danger in space is if we land on that terrible Planet of the Apes... wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
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Because any excuse to spread Simpson's quotes is a good excuse to spread Simpson's quotes
"Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
What will Bart be writing on the blackboard?
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I will not sign major motion picture contracts without reading them first.
I will not sign major motion picture contracts without reading them first.
I will not sign major motion picture contracts without reading them first.
Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
They are:
1. "Woohoo!"
3. Some more obscure quote from the show;
2. Diatribe about the show's declining quality in recent seasons; or
4. "Worst movie ever."
Take your pick. (Of course, if anybody can figure out a Beowulf cluster joke to shoehorn into the topic at hand, I'm willing to add a #5.)
Very few animated movies are shown live, due to the tremendous strain on the animator's wrists.
~Roy
MMMmmm... cluster.
M@
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