Law Documents in a Nutshell
Ramakrishnan M writes "LawMeme has a two part article (more to come) on reading and interpreting Legalese for geeks, titled "Law School in a nutshell". Here is the Part 1 and part 2"
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LawMeme gets sued by O'Reilly for use of word 'nutshell'. Trademark Lawsuit....
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The first few paragraphs have me reeled in... this is really scary - it totally makes sense! I truly am a geek. Well there are worse things... I could be a lawyer!
Normally I wouldn't deign to respond to such an obvious troll.
Vi is an antiquated, modal, slow, non-indexed, non-inuitive, spell-check lacking, ill formatted, no-in-program help file, auto-save-lacking, non-predicatable, case sensitive, clumsy, non-wysiwyg, template-less, graphic-less, THAT HITLER liked to use on Small children and DOGS!
What do I use?
Why, the toggle switches on the front of the computer, you young-whipper-snapper! (flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip --- FLICK (Load-and-Increment)
(BTW: Quirk's Exception to Godwin's Law applies here.)
LongTail SSH Brute Force analysis tool is here!
With all of the legal Ask Slashdot questions, why don't more lawyers advertise on Slashdot?
I was wondering if we could get a Law School Chicks for Geeks book too... They're really cute, but I don't know how to ask one on a date without getting sued.
"I'll take patent law for 500, Alex"
"Hey brother Christian with your high and mighty errand / your actions speak so loud I can't hear a word you're saying"
Haynes books have been banned because too many people were deluded into thinking they understoods mechanics' lingo, Home Depot has been shut down to avoid furthering the delusions of millions of do-it-yourselfers, The Motley Fool has been served with cease and desist papers, O'Reilly, Wrox, and many many other publishers have been hit with restraining orders, can millions of cat and dog owners have been served with restraining orders prohibiting them from coming closer than 100 yards to pet stores.
Infuriate left and right
But what animal should be on the cover of O'Reilly's "Law In A Nutshell" ? A shark ?