Web Hospices?
K-Man asks: "A while ago, I spent a few months at a dying web startup, and, as I looked at the costs of running such an operation, I realized that a tremendous synergy could be achieved by consolidating multiple dying web startups into one umbrella organization. Many functions - bankruptcy filing, creditor evasion, even hiring contractors for fictitious compensation - could be combined under one roof. While the "web incubator" was invented in the 90's, why has no one adopted a similar model for the 00's?"
...there's no pulldown menu on the story, so I can't mark the whole thing as "troll."
Please correct this in the next version of slashcode.
1) I used to work as a clerk in a grocery store, and one thing I noticed is how easy it is to steal pop cans from the fridge. I wonder why no one has adopted that model in the 00's.
2) A friend of mine told me once that he makes pretty good income by stopping strangers in dark places and pulling a knife on them. I wonder how many Slashdotters use similar business model for their income, and why no one adopted it widely.
3) As I mowed lawns for a senior company executive, I got a potentially lucrative idea of kidnapping his twin daughters and request a hefty monetary donation. This seems like a good way to earn money, I wonder why it's not so widespread in 00's.