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Small-Scale Warrior Robot Truck
Phoebus0 writes "The Oregon Health and Science University's Department of Computer Science and Engineering has been developing what looks like a massive robot truck of the future - only on a slightly smaller scale. It appears to use some fairly cool stuff on a really small platform, literally. It's called the Timbot, and is supposed to be able to act and get around independently, with only high-level instructions. The robot is running embedded Linux with 802.11b ethernet, a micro pan/tilt camera, and a bunch of other sensors. It's partially funded by DARPA, and the current press release can be found here. I want one!" I hope they commericialize and sell this, looks much better than my old Tonka truck.
I know it looks more like an rc truck, but with a name like "Timbot", I just picture a wheel-chair-looking robot bumping into walls all the time shouting "Timmay! ... Timmay!"
If you had nuts on your chin, would they be chin nuts?
If they can get it to brew a pot of coffee, we can fire half the employees at my office, yay!
"...more and more of our imports come from overseas." - G.W. Bush
Doesn't anyone care about all the Redneck, Snaggle Toothed Monster Truck drivers who will be out of a job when Monster Truck Rallies are no longer Human Operated. In the year 2000, all monster trucks will be controlled by Slashdot Techies using Remote Controls.
What is this World Coming To!
Wow..
So much cooler than my old BigTrax that I used to spend oodles of time coding up to run around my house and drop legos and such.
Now what I need is one of these and one of those new vacume bots that will clean my house for me. Man just think of the day when we can sit around like the jetsons and have little bots do everything for us.. MMMMMM.. My mouth salivates at the thought of my lazyness.
If I were only smart enough to accomplish the things I dream about.. Or maybe too dumb to care.
Are there records kept for the amount of time the typical Slashdot victim-server lives after being posted?
That might make in interesting resarch project.
Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by mere idiocy.
Does that make it a normal sized truck?
Let's see....robot + truck...
= REAL LIFE TRANSFORMERS!
Cool. My very own Optimus Prime. How much?
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
how the heck do you warchalk a moving access point????
Someone needs to go out and start printing the bumper stickers now... "Public 802.11 on board"
And police cars with 802.11 would be what then? "Honey tankers"?
-jon
rm -rf /bin/laden
/bin/laden ?
/bin/laden
Or maybe:
chmod a+x
First, you must:
#locate
It's called the Square Master. You see, the Square Master allows you to maximize your human potential because Square Master uses one of nature's most perfect shapes for your perfect shape.
Joel: Let Bitter Sweethearts do it. Like, this one says GET OUT.
Crow: OWIE OWIE OWIE.
Servo: LOVE ME.
Joel: STILL MAD.
Crow: MY NEEDS.
Servo: Oh, here we go. BITE ME.
Joel: DROP HIM.
Crow: I'M TESTED.
Servo: THAT HAIR.
Joel: CAN'T LEAVE THE COUNTY.
Crow: Perfect for interventions, counseling sessions, or awkward dating situations!
Servo: Look at this. WEIRD FACE.
Joel: YOU'LL DO.
Crow: LIKE A BROTHER.
I'd go into the Taj Mahal in my minibike and just spin donuts!
your haiku is not
must follow format you see
first five, seven, five.
Gack.
Thanks guys. That's our server you've slashdotted.
Took us a 15 minutes to figure out why to load was hovering over 5 with 150 httpds running. Since it also handles our imap stuff..... no email for us!
I just happened to visit slashdot in frustration (don't we all?) and noticed the Timbot stuff on the front page. Mystery solved.
Maybe I'll got across the hall and tell the Timbot guy why his email is not working right now, or I'll just sit here and wait it out.
The server has 12 85MHz procs & 1.5 Gigs of ram. It is a big, literally the size of a fridge, older Sun server.
I just wish I had a picture of the thing to link to. Big monster, huge slashdotting. Slashdot wins again.
*sigh*
--Azimir
For some unknown reason Timbot gives strange warnings about rabbits.
Ergonomica Auctorita Illico!
Labeling that post as funny is just salt in the wound.
Aren't we all a bunch of mother fucking shit-heads?
Why yes we are.
Oregon Colleges don't prepare students for the real world, they are almost completely worthless in terms of practical education. This state is so bad that it has the HIGHEST unemployment rate in the country, and it rains all the time. The chicks look like dogs, and are fat as cows. If only I could afford to leave this dump...
Mount a Pringle's can on top of it and imagine the possibilities!
Imagine a beow... oh never mind..
-Laz