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Reuters: 80% of Chinese Computers Virus Infected
Alien54 writes "A rueters news report says that 80% of computers in China have been touched by a computer virus. They quote a a six-week survey conducted by the [Chinese] National Computer Virus Emergency Response Center cited in the official China Daily newspaper."
Well, what do you expect when you take over a billion non-English speaking peeps and put them on an almost entirely English Internet. They must get hit by popups left and right when they go to out-of-country news sites, and the next thing you know, they are infected with spyware and/or viruses. Gotta pity those Chinamen.
Instead of "Hacked by Chinese", do their machines flash:
Hacked by Comrads
?
Table-ized A.I.
Little does Gordon know that Millisa is spawning his CHILD!
Daemon spawning is just another ripoff of Rosemary's Baby. Does Hollywood have nothing original anymore?
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
"Hacked by Chinese!"
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Internet Explorer (n): Another bug -- that is, a feature that can't be turned off -- in Windows.
me put virus on your.. boxen?
Interestingly enough to keep this on topic: you know that the chinese word for computer translates to "electric brain," right? (dian nao) I wonder what the internals are called..
Tell me the Chinese word for "arm pit" and "butt hole", and I will suggest a name for MS_Windows.
Table-ized A.I.
> Sounds like a new primetime soap opera...
It was a typo; he meant to say tupped by a virus. (Doesn't change your story line much, though.)
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade