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  1. teh goggles... on Scientists' Success Or Failure Correlated With Beer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scientists' Success Or Failure Correlated With Beer

    Oddly enough, that finding carries over to Hookers, as well.

  2. sorry on New BigDog Robot Video · · Score: 5, Funny

    The US company Boston Dynamics has released an amazing new video of its quadruped robot

    The walking motion is much like a goat. A goat, see?

  3. scapegoat on MPAA Touts Record Year For Hollywood · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What ever happened to the ravages of online piracy?

    the "ravages of online piracy" excuse is for years when they knowingly put out complete garbage and don't want to own up to it.

  4. Re:pff on Rings Discovered Around a Moon for the First Time · · Score: 1

    Wake me up when they find a moon orbiting a ring.

    That's no moon. (And that's no ring. It's a debris field.)

  5. it's just him on CNN Fires Producer Over Personal Blog · · Score: 5, Funny

    After a few months, CNN found out about it and ended up letting him go because his 'name was "attached to some, uh, 'opinionated' blog posts" circulating around the internet.'

    MORBO DOES NOT FEAR CNN. MORBO WILL BLOG WHATEVER HE LIKES!

  6. it's the intelligently-designed choice on Milky Way Is Twice the Size We Thought · · Score: 1

    Using data available freely on the Internet and analyzing it in a spreadsheet, they discovered in a matter of hours that the Milky Way is 12,000 light years thick, vs. the 6,000 that had been the consensus number for some time.

    I'm going to have to go with the Biblical numbers on this one and use the 6,000 figure.

  7. yeah on Prince, Village People to Sue The Pirate Bay · · Score: 5, Funny

    Prince, Village People, ABBA to Sue The Pirate Bay: The suit is seeking "millions of dollars" in damages

    Correction: They're seeking "millions of dollars" in fabulous damages.

  8. via the stargazer on US Military Seeks Hypersonic Weaponry · · Score: 2, Funny

    In response to Chinese and Russian anti-satellite developments, the Air Force plans to develop weapons capable of sustained travel at Mach 6 to allow them to deploy against and take out anti-satellite launch sites before the enemy can fire their missiles.

    Ah yes, the Picard Maneuver.

  9. what on "Anonymous" Takes Scientology Protest to the Streets · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anonymous, eh? Cowards.

  10. they dress up like bears on Does Anonymity In Virtual Worlds Breed Terrorism? · · Score: 5, Funny

    because the Government can't currently monitor all the communication and interaction, terrorists will plot and scheme in such environments.

    If by "terrorists", you mean "furries" and "furry sympathizers", then I would have to agree with you.

  11. well on Duke Nukem Forever 'Confirmed' For Late 2008 · · Score: 1

    Duke Nukem Forever 'Confirmed' For Late 2008

    Damn. Development on that took forever.

  12. off on a tangent on NVIDIA To Buy AGEIA · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Daily Tech is one of the few covering the news to go much beyond the press release, mentioning that AMD considered buying AGEIA last November but passed

    Well, that's because they were pondering a similar strategy to Microsoft, and were going to buy Yahoo.

  13. buzzwords are my favorite on Is XMPP the 'Next Big Thing' · · Score: 5, Funny

    XMPP has been designed since the beginning as an open technology for generalized XML routing. However, the idea of an XMPP application server is taking shape and getting supporters. A recent example shows that ejabberd XMPP server can be used to develop a distributed Twitter-like system.

    Minus two points for not managing to cram the phrases "AJAX" or "Web 2.0" into this writeup.

  14. thow those chairs, google on Google And Microsoft Cross Swords Over Yahoo! · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has countered with the argument that Google is actually the big bully in this instance

    I wasn't aware that Google had finished their chair-launcher. I guess they have.

  15. intellectual property on 'Innovation In a Flash' Is a Myth · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't invent the English language. I have to use a language that someone else created in order to talk to you. So the process by which something is created is always incremental. It always involves using stuff that other people have made.

    Lucky for us, corporate america is catching on, and they're probably working on a subscription service for that incremental innovation. Because you can't just have un-owned ideas out there, floating around.

  16. wrong city on Yahoo Deal Is Big, but Is It the Next Big Thing? · · Score: 5, Funny

    That may be because Silicon Valley favors bottom-up innovation

    No, that's San Francisco.

  17. don't forget the beta transmitter on Bionic Arm Might Go Into Clinical Trials · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bionic arm project sponsored by DARPA is nearing completion, and might undergo clinical trials.

    Great! Now we can rescue Super Joe!

  18. dont forget on Sperm Made From Female Bone Marrow, Men Obsolete? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd like to take a moment to welcome our new amazonian overlords and remind them that men are still very good at mowing lawns and fixing cars.

    Also, SNOO SNOO!

  19. that's no cure on AIDS Drug Patent Revoked In US · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doctors Without Borders is reporting that four patents for tenofovir disoproxil fumarate, a key AIDS/HIV drug

    And here I was, thinking that they were trying to patent an obscure Russian playwright.

  20. that's not on his ipod on Mitt Romney Answers Tech Questions · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What's on his iPod: "Who Let The Dogs Out" ...and whatever else he thinks might be popular with the electorate.

    That's not what's on his ipod. That's a question he really wants the answer to. Mitt Romney wants to know who let the dogs out, because Mitt Romney believes the dog(s) should be firmly locked on top of his station wagon, and covered in feces.

  21. prior art on Qtrax — Ad-Supported Music With iPod Compatibility? · · Score: 5, Funny

    QTrax, a 5-year-old startup that just announced deals with all the major labels to provide free, ad-supported music

    Hey, that's a pretty good idea. Maybe they could distribute them wirelessly... using radio waves!

  22. one of seven. on NBC's Zucker Hints At Return to iTunes · · Score: 1

    They link to a BusinessWeek article pointing out positive statements from Jobs reciprocating these 'feelings'.

    Is 'greed' a feeling? Do big companies have feelings? Maybe a better choice instead is "vices".

  23. yeah well on Novels Composed on Cellphones Topping Japanese Best Seller Lists · · Score: 1

    Recent Japanese best-seller lists have been heavy with these texts, many of them actually written on cellphones for a cellphone reading audience.

    IDK MY BFF JILL is apparently the new Shakespeare.

  24. OMG WTF THIS SUX on Google To Offer Free Database Storage for Scientists · · Score: 5, Funny

    The new site will have YouTube-style annotating and commenting features.

    And hopefully the commentary will be just as insightful and poignant!

  25. it's german on Geist's Fair Copyright for Canada Principles · · Score: 5, Funny

    Canadian law prof Michael Geist has been leading the charge against a Canadian DMCA including the creation of a Fair Copyright for Canada Facebook group that now has more than 38,000 members.

    With Mr. Geist leading the discussion, I'm sure it's very spirited. The RIAA doesn't have a ghost of a chance.