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Looking For Intelligence

Calgacus writes "We've all read stories about extra-solar planets being found by gravitational wobbles. The Scotsman has a story here about a planet in the Fomalhaut system being discovered because of its wake through a dust cloud. It's further out than other recently discovered planets and astronomers are saying it means there's an odds-on chance of intelligent life being out there. If only there was more on Earth..."

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  1. Looking for intelligence by z-man · · Score: 3, Funny

    Move along, nothing to see here :).

    1. Re:Looking for intelligence by Unknown+Bovine+Group · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they're TRULY intelligent, they're working on a planetary cloaking device so we can't find them.

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      m00.
    2. Re:Looking for intelligence by BluBrick · · Score: 2, Funny
      If they're TRULY intelligent, they're working on a planetary cloaking device so we can't find them.
      Or perhaps so no-one else can find us?
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      Ahh - My eye!
      The doctor said I'm not supposed to get Slashdot in it!
  2. Intelligent Life by RPoet · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think Hobbes said it best: "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

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    "Oppression and harassment is a small price to pay to live in the land of the free." -- Montgomery Burns.
    1. Re:Intelligent Life by rmadmin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Amen to that. They probably considered waging war on us, and taking over, but then they probably noticed that we are always at war with ourselves, sat back and laughed at us.

    2. Re:Intelligent Life by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 3, Funny

      The whole point of Special Relativity is that you need infinite energy to even GET to the speed of light. Positing some theory that only requires "insane" amounts of energy is hardly a solution.

      As for your second point, the answer is economic. There's a big difference between building a bunch of wooden boats and manufacturing a fleet of intra-galactic star cruisers, even those of the common sublight variety. That kind of effort would require a relatively slow development of infrastructure along the colonized pathways. Unfortunately, there are no islands in deep space, no assurance that there will be habitable planets orbiting nearby stars, no friendly natives willing to teach the explorers how to plant corn, no equatorial currents pointed directly toward habitable areas, and most importantly, no recopied maps left over from Phoenician/Greek times with grid systems centered on Alexandria, Egypt.

      And above all else, unlike Earth (and Star Trek), any intelligent beings encountered along the way will most likely not be human, and possibly not even humanoid. The fact is that exploration is one of those endeavors that just doesn't scale very well.

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      Hic iacet Arthurus, rex quondam rexque futurus.
  3. Intelligent Life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eureka!

    If the inhabitants have learnt how to leave a trail of noxious chemicals behind their planet then they MUST be intelligent!

    1. Re:Intelligent Life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      1. Leave a trail of noxious chemicals behind planet.

      2. ???

      3. Intelligence!

  4. Only Here.... by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We've all read stories about extra-solar planets being found by gravitational wobbles...

    I think that's why I keep coming back to SlashDot; only here does a story begin like that and nobody blinks an eye...

    God luv yuz...

  5. Too much Intelligence by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 5, Funny
    If only there was more on Earth...
    Intelligent human says: "I believe you mean, 'If only there WERE more on Earth....' You see, the use of the future subjunctive ---"

    Bigger, dumber human says: "And now, for the severe beating of an intelligent human..."

  6. I'm confused by wunderhorn1 · · Score: 4, Funny
    ASTRONOMERS said there was an "odds-on" chance of intelligent life in space after new observations produced the best evidence yet of planets circling stars outside our solar system.
    ...
    However, he said there was little chance of finding life on the planet because it was under constant bombardment from a surrounding belt of comets.

    So in other words, don't believe the hype?
    Let me get this straight -- now that we've found conclusive (?) evidence of another planet that most likely wouldn't support life, this increases the chance of finding intelligent life in outer space. Makes sense.

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    Karma: Bored. (Thinking about resurrecting the "Anyone else is an imposter" joke.)
  7. Intelligent Life by DeadSea · · Score: 4, Funny
    If only there was more on Earth...
    As long as they don't visit the US or browse slashdot with a -1 threshold they should be fine.
  8. Search for Terrestrial Intelligence (STI project) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You might want to visit the STI website then ?

    They're planning to use the 90% unused brain power in every person out there, with the STI@Home project, but their Antartica station is still under construction...

  9. Re:One part I don't get... by marijne · · Score: 2, Funny

    space is filled with moving matter: therefore the temperature is not absolutely zero. I think it is somewhere around -100K (absolute zero being about -273K)

  10. We like the stars and all, but... by Gruneun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dr Mark Wyatt, another team member, said the dust showed evidence of comet activity.

    Something tells me my wife won't be excited by this and I'll still get yelled at for not doing a better job of cleaning up the living room.

  11. Re:Poor Write-Up (Sensationalism) by scott1853 · · Score: 5, Funny

    From what I hear, there may be a new SETI@Home client that will also scan slashdot stories for traces of intelligent life. Early beta testing has not found anything yet. It is being assumed that several petahertz of computational power will be required to detect such anomalies.

  12. The MP boys said it best by iworm · · Score: 5, Funny

    So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
    How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
    And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
    'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

    -- The last lines from The Galaxy Song - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

  13. Re:One part I don't get... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man, if you ever get *any* negative 'K' readings, you're either in for a nobel prize or a Nelson-like 'Haa-Ha!'....

    Simon

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    Physicists get Hadrons!
  14. Re:Poor Write-Up (Sensationalism) by Ed+Avis · · Score: 3, Funny

    This news article is definitely the most Scottish News and the most 'direct from Scotland' I have ever read.

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    -- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
  15. Re:Do we REALLY want to find them??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Sagan was brilliant yes, but YOU have as much understanding and experience with aliens as he did.

    I've had more experience with aliens than Sagan. I went to public school.
  16. Re:Poor Write-Up (Sensationalism) by uberdave · · Score: 3, Funny
    2. slashdot isn't much of a sensation

    <melodrama>What are you saying! Are you trying to tell me that all of the countless hours I've spent reading Slashdot have been a waste fo time? That I've shot my productivity at work in the foot for nothing? Please, say it isn't so!</melodrama>

  17. RIAA, MPAA and ALIENS... by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 3, Funny
    If aliens get our first strong siglans to leave earth atmosphere (TV and Radio siglans) and send them back to earth as a way to say Hello (ala movie "Contact") does that mean the RIAA and MPAA can sue the aliens for unlawfull duplication of copyright material?