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ianjk writes "Abcnews.com is reporting on two underwater gliders developed by the University of Washington and Webb Research. Both use very little energy and have quite long ranges (thousands of kilometers). Of course, the US Navy is showing quite an interest in the project." We mentioned these earlier.
Makes snorkeling a whole lot less interesting..
Some guy over at kurofivehin, I think he calls himself "UndesirableUsername", said that water transport was The Way Of The Future!
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So what happens when the navy's underwater-spy-glider-drones are picked up in a fishing net?
Forget about this skinny little "underwater glider".
What every geek really wants is their own luxury submarine!
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Evil sharks with laser beams attached to their heads!
Heh, really though, why not put the instruments on dolphins. I watched a History Channel program on the Russians strapping surveillance equipment to dolphins and even using radio "mind control" to tell them where to go. Radio controlled dolphins. You'll have an endless supply of them!
She loves the hot pink underwater glider! It will match all of her outfits, her car, her RV, her house, her guitar, Ken's cardigan and her jetski. I wonder when Presidential Barbie will start bombing Iraq?
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Charles Eriksen, an oceanography professor and one of the developers of the Seaglider, says that such a propulsion system isn't fast. At best, the glider can make about half a knot -- slightly more than half a mile an hour.
But since it will use only one-half watt of electrical energy to produce that speed, Eriksen says the Seaglider has a range of "thousands of kilometers" and remain in the ocean gather data for much longer.
"We can operate one of these for a year and across whole ocean basins," says Eriksen.
I can picture this thing going for a year...
Some Navy Officer: We've got a special mission for you, we sent out an underwater glider a year ago to collect data on enemy sub movement, we need you to recover the glider.
Navy Seal: Sir yes sir!
*goes into the water, takes 10 steps forward, reaches down, picks up glider*
Navy Seal: Sir I have recovered the glider sir!
..Want to see one swallowed by a whale. Imaging the face on the researcher. Then imagine the face on the whale when this thing expands it's ballast to rise.
Though this would make for an interesting part of ones thesis paper.
So someone finally found a use for the Iridium satellites after all!
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Rumour has it that the shark community will be code-naming these gliders:
"Lunch"
the greenies may try to pressure the navy, but in the end the navy doesnt GIVE A SHIT.
there is nothing the greenies can do
I would have made it camoflauged, anyone know why its pink? Maybe PhysicsGenius can tell me that the pink color lowers the viscosity by a factor of 37% or something...
Oh no! I will start making some cupcakes right away! When is the bake sale?! I know little Timmy won't mind if we give the Navy all those soup labels we have been saving so Timmy's 5th Grade class can get a computer for their classroom. I didn't realize you guys had it so tough...
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But are they ill-tempered, or do they have laser beams attached to their heads?
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