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IBM Flushes Restroom Patent

jdkane writes "As reported in this CNet news article IBM has quietly eliminated a patent it received on a method for determining who gets to use the bathroom next. I say Kudos to IBM because it is a relief (no pun intended) to see some common sense prevail in the patent news. A funny quote from the article is "But just because the patent office granted this and other questionable patents doesn't mean the system is broken".;)"

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  1. frist prost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    maybe?

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    fp or sp

  4. Construction Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    Chapter 4:
    The men took Nicholas to a crowded seedy restaurant downtown. Due to his near nudity and provocative shorts, Nicholas was often looked at by men and women. He drew many whistles and appreciative glances. He felt uncomfortable as the eyes of many people roamed to his crotch.
    The men made sure that he had a full dinner with lots of drinks, which he paid for, since they had his wallet.

    After dinner, they headed to a downtown gay bar. Nicholas had never in his life stepped into this kind of neighbourhood and could immediately sense the tension in the air when he entered. He knew
    that the eyes of practically every man was on him. It never occurred to him that this was how he often viewed women.

    The men made him drink lots of beer till his bladder was bursting. Nicholas was reluctant to go to the toilet in such a seedy establishment and resorted to hold his bladder. He crossed his legs
    in an effort to control himself but Jim noticed.

    "What's up, Nicky?" he asked.

    Nicholas hated having his name shortened. He shook his head and mumbled something.

    "I noticed that you've been sitting like that for some time. Something wrong?" Mike joined in.

    "I'm fine." Nicholas replied.

    "Ok then, let's get us another round of beers." Tom said.

    Since they were sitting at the table, he said to Nicholas, "Here's some change. Go get us the beers."

    Nicholas resented being treated like a servant and grumbled before getting up. His bladder felt very full as he walked through the crowded bar. He jumped in surprise and nearly peed in his shorts when someone grabbed his ass. The bartender eyed him appreciatively, before giving him two beers.

    "I said three!" Nicholas told him.

    "Yeah but you ain't got enough money kid!" he retorted.

    "Shit!" Nicholas swore and returned to the table with the drinks.

    "Where's my beer?" Jim asked him.

    "You didn't give me enough money!" Nicholas complained.

    "Too bad Jim." Tom said and gulped his beer.

    Jim sat there annoyed but it didn't take long before the others had
    finished theirs.

    "Shit, I need to take a piss badly." Mike said.

    "Yeah so do I." Tom added.

    The three men got up and started walking towards the toilets. Not wanting to be left behind alone, Nicholas got up quickly and followed them.

    "No Nicky, you stay here." Jim said to him.

    "But I need to go to the toilet." Nicholas said anxiously.

    "Come on, you can hold on." Mike said and squeezed Nicholas' cock through the shorts.

    "Please guys, don't leave me here alone!" Nicholas begged.

    "Shut up and stay here. We won't be long." Tom said as the men turned around.

    Nicholas sat there with his legs crossed, waiting anxiously for the men to return. Several men walked by and glanced at him, especially
    his naked chest. He felt his heart thump heavily, afraid that some unwanted stranger might proposition him. Just as that thought occurred to him, a dark haired, moustached man came up to him.

    He sat down next to Nicholas and said, "Hiya babe. Wanna fuck?"
    "N...No..." Nicholas said, looking for the other men.

    "Pretty thing like you sitting here all alone... let's go to my place now." The man placed his hand on Nicholas' crotch and whispered in his ear.

    Nicholas immediately drew away from the man, but the man edged closer to him. He placed both hands on Nicholas' shoulders and kissed him.
    When Nicholas broke off in mid-kiss, he got angry.

    "I'm getting tired of this hard-to-get business." He said.

    "I'm not interested. Get lost!" Nicholas told him.

    "I don't take no for an answer." The man growled as he grabbed Nicholas' balls roughly.

    Nicholas and him struggled for a few minutes, accidentaly toppling over a glass of beer on the table. To Nicholas' horror, the beer spilled onto the crotch of his white shorts. A growing stain began to form, making the white material transparent. The man laughed at Nicholas who quickly stood up.

    "Oh well, maybe not. There're plenty of asses out there." The man said, then got up and left.

    Several patrons were staring at Nicholas' crotch. He blushed uncomfortably and ran to the toilets. The stench of piss nearly made Nicholas throw up. He felt utterly sick and disgusted at the
    conditions of the toilets. There were phone numbers, obscene words
    and pictures scrawled on the white tiled walls.

    The three men had just finished.

    "Peed in your pants?" Mike asked, when they saw the wet patch.

    "No, I... ah... need to pee now... please." Nicholas said.

    "Sure, go ahead." Tom said, still eyeing him.

    Nicholas tried to get his cock out the side of his shorts but because
    they were so tight, he couldn't. Reluctantly, he had to lower his
    shorts but they were also very tight. Seeing his dilemma, Mike yanked
    down Nicholas' shorts to his thighs, leaving his whole genitals and
    ass exposed.

    Nicholas was determined to do the deed quickly. Just as he released a
    stream of piss, he heard footsteps.

    A new voice said, "Whooee, what a tight looking ass we've got here!"

    "Oh yeah? How much do you think he's worth?" Jim said.

    Nicholas blushed. He couldn't see who it was, but the fact that they
    were discussing him like a piece of meat disgusted him completely.

    "Turn around and let the man see ya!" Tom said.

    Nicholas hadn't finished pissing at that very moment and did not obey
    Tom.

    "Aw come on!" Tom said impatiently and grabbed him by the shoulders.

    He was standing to Nicholas' right and quickly spun the blonde around.
    Nicholas was taken by surprise and accidentally let go of his cock.
    Immediately, piss streamed onto the floor, some wetting his sneakers
    and many drops falling onto his white tights.

    "Shit, kid's pretty small!" The stranger exclaimed as he eyed
    Nicholas' cock.

    By now he had finished pissing and wanted to pull up his tights the
    stranger was standing infront of him. Nicholas had a good look at
    him. He was about 6'4", black and his muscles bulged out of his white
    T-shirt. Nicholas did not like the look of the huge bulge in his
    tight jeans.

    "50 for his ass." the black man said grabbing Nicholas' cock.

    "No way man. His ass is cherry. It's worth much more." Mike
    responded.

    The black man raised his eyebrows in interest. Here was a pretty
    blonde with a cherry ass. He wasn't about to pass up this
    opportunity. He squeezed the cock hard then let it go.

    "How do I know you're telling the truth? Maybe, this here is your
    pussy boy, and you sell him every night." he said to the men.

    "You'll know when you fuck him." Tom said.

    "How about 500?" Jim offered.

    Nicholas was getting nervous. The men appeared very serious about
    prostituting him.

    "Guys, I don't think..." he started saying but was cut off by a slap
    in the face from Jim.

    "Shut up kid!" Jim growled.

    "Kid doesn't seem to like this, guys." The black man said.

    "He's just pretending." Tom smiled. "So, you paying or what?"

    "Yeah, there are lots of dudes out there who'd give anything to fuck
    this kid!" Jim grabbed Nicholas' cock and pulled down just to
    emphasis.

    "Ok, I want him, but first I gotta check out his so-called cherry."
    The black man said.

    Immediately the three men forced Nicholas to bend over and over his
    protests, exposed his ass to the stranger. Mike parted his asscheeks
    to reveal the pink asshole, surrounded by several blonde strands of
    hair. Nicholas' asshole was tightly closed, and he felt utterly
    degraded to be forced to expose himself like this.

    "100 more for a blow job." Mike said to the black man.

    "Shit, I'll take the whole lot!" The black man said excitedly.

    "Another 100 for rimming." Jim added.

    Nicholas was let go and he pulled up his tights. Jim held out his
    hand and the black man paid him in cash. He then placed his arm
    around Nicholas. The enormous size of the muscular arm scared
    Nicholas and he shivered slightly, but the man drew him to his chest.

    "Let's go someplace nicer." He said.

    "The kid belongs to us." Tom said suddenly. "We can't just let you
    take him."

    "A deal's a deal, guys. Don't worry, my car's just outside this bar.
    I just wanna get cozy there..." he said as he squeezed Nicholas'
    crotch and dragged him out of the toilets and out of the bar.

    Tom, Mike and Jim followed them. Nicholas was so scared and started
    begging the man to let him go. There was no way he could fight this
    huge guy off... and he didn't want to get fucked.

    "See, there it is." The black man pointed at a white limo. "And my
    driver ain't around, so you won't have to worry." he opened the door
    to the driver seat to show them.

    "Ok, take your time, but we'll be waiting." Jim said.

    "Guys, please don't..." Nicholas protested but was cut off by the man
    placing his large hand around his mouth.

    "Shhhh baby, you're gonna love this!" he whispered in Nicholas' ear.

    Chapter 5:

    The interior of the limo was quite spacious and plush-looking. The
    black man immediately ripped off Nicholas' shorts and removed his
    shoes.

    He placed a large hand at the back of Nicholas' head to push him
    towards himself and kissed him on the lips. Nicholas was so shocked
    at the foreign feel of another man that at first he did not do
    anything. Then he struggled and tried to pull away but the other man
    held him tightly. Using his free hand, he pinched and twisted
    Nicholas' nipples till they were swollen.

    When Nicholas finally broke free of the man, he got a shock as the man
    unzipped his jeans and took out his limp cock. Even flaccid, it had
    to be at least 10 inches long, thick and veiny. Nicholas stared in
    dreadful horror as he realise that that monster would be forced up his
    ass!

    "Take it in your mouth." The man said.

    Nicholas shook his head and clamped his mouth shut. The black man
    pushed his head down roughly then one hand grabbed Nicholas exposed
    balls and yanked down hard on them.

    "I said, suck on it, boy!" he growled.

    Scared of the man, Nicholas immediately opened his mouth to suck on
    the huge cockhead. He could smell a mixture of piss and sweat as his
    face was near the man's groin. The man placed his hand at the back of
    Nicholas' head and pushed his face downwards so that more of his cock
    was forced into the blonde's mouth. Nicholas struggled and mumbled
    but couldn't spit it out.

    "Aw, that feels good baby." The man exclaimed as Nicholas' pink lips
    were stretched to the max and his mouth engulfed the big black cock.

    Changing his position such that Nicholas was now lying down on his
    back, the black man straddled the blonde. He began to thrust roughly
    into Nicholas' mouth, enjoying the blonde's look of desperation and
    fear in his face. His big arms pinned Nicholas' arms down and he
    wrapped his legs around Nicholas' head. Nicholas' cheeks were bloated
    and he nearly went blue trying to breathe with that monster in his
    mouth.

    It felt like a long time before the black man was satisfied and shot
    gallons and gallons of his load into Nicholas' mouth. When he took
    his cock out, it was still spewing cum which shot onto Nicholas. Then
    he turned around and parted his asscheeks. His asshole was dark brown
    and covered with a lot of black hair.

    "Go down nice and slow on me, sweetie." He said.

    Nicholas stared in horror. Surely the guy wasn't expecting him to
    lick that thing???

    "Come on, I don't have all night!" The black man said impatiently.

    Nicholas closed his eyes, took a deep breath and bent forward. The
    minute he tasted the guy, he felt like throwing up, but he willed
    himself to continue. He was so turned off by the aroma and the
    thought of rimming another man! Then suddenly the man pulled away.

    "Now for the fun bit." He smiled as he flipped Nicholas onto his
    stomach.

    "Please mister, please don't!" Nicholas begged helplessly.

    The black man ignored him and spat on his huge cock, which was hard
    again. He then pressed a button on a nearby stereo and turned the
    volume up really loud. Nicholas couldn't hear what he said after
    that, but he felt the big arms grabbing him and his legs being kicked
    apart. A hand parted his asscheeks and something nudged his asshole.

    When the man's cockhead penetrated him, Nicholas screamed, but it was
    drowned out by the music. He struggled and cried out helplessly, but
    the man continued pushing the length of his huge 12 inch monster into
    the tiny asshole. Nicholas was virtually impaled on the huge cock,
    which was fully inside him. He cried in pain and clawed the soft
    leather cushion seats of the limo.

    But the real pain didn't start till the man held his ass and fucked
    him. Nicholas screamed and cried continuously, shocked and terrified
    of the onslaught. His legs were spread wide and his hands gripped the
    cushions helplessly. He felt as if someone had parked a truck in his
    asshole. While the man fucked him hard, Nicholas felt his own cock
    stirring, much to his horror.

    The man grunted each time he thrusted, while his hands roamed
    Nicholas' body. They twisted and pinched his tits, grabbed his ass
    and fondled his hard cock and balls. The first time he came, Nicholas
    thought it was over, but the man did not withdraw. He lay on top of
    Nicholas, breathing heavily and gradually his big cock hardened again.
    Then he resumed fucking the blonde. This went on for what felt like
    hours, till Nicholas was very very sore and the man was finally
    satisfied. With one last thrust, he shot his last load into Nicholas'
    violated asshole.

    He took out his cock pushed it into Nicholas' mouth. Nicholas was so
    numb with pain and immobile that his mouth opened up automatically.
    He could taste the coppery blood and did not protest. After he was
    all cleaned up, the black man dressed up.

    Turning down the music, he said, "Shit, you're the tightest cherry
    I've ever fucked!"

    He grabbed Nicholas' chin and gave him a deep parting kiss. Nicholas'
    ass was bleeding and he couldn't move his lower body. He lay on his
    stomach, dried tears on his face as he tasted the other man's saliva
    in his mouth. Then the man opened the limo door, carried Nicholas out
    into the street and dumped him on the sidewalk. Nicholas' stomach was
    covered with his own cum, where he'd lost control of his cock during
    his rape.

    Only Mike and the limo chauffeur were standing there. The black man
    thanked Mike and got into the car. Then the chauffeur drove him off.

    "Enjoyed yourself, I see." Mike commented at the cum on Nicholas'
    stomach.

    Nicholas tried to stand up but his legs collapsed and he fell onto the
    sidewalk, cum leaking out of his violated asshole. At that moment,
    Tom and Jim came back, holding some six packs.

    "Finished?" Tom asked.

    "Yeah, he just left." Mike replied.

    "Where to, now?" Jim asked.

    "I think Nicky's done for the night. Let's get the car and drop him
    off." Tom said.

    "Shit, he looks pretty bad. You think we should do something?" Jim
    asked in concern, looking at the semi-conscious Nicholas.

    "Nah, he'll be ok. Once he gets used to it!" Tom winked at the others
    then left to get the Porsche.

    The men drove back to his apartment and brought him upstairs. They
    received strange stares from the doorman, who looked at Nicholas
    wrapped in a smalll blanket. After dumping him in his apartment, they
    took off.

    Chapter 6:

    Nicholas woke up the next morning with a very sore ass. He could
    barely walk and each step was punctuated by sharp stabbing pain in his
    ass. He cried in disgrace as he remembered the incidents of the night
    before. How could he go to work and face everyone? Then the phone
    rang suddenly.

    "Morning, Nick. You ok?" Jim asked.

    "I... " Nicholas struggled to say something.

    "Listen Nicky, we'll come by and pick you up in 20 mins. Want to make
    sure you show up at work today." Tom had grabbed the phone from Jim.

    Nicholas stumbled into the shower, shaved and ate his breakfast
    miserably. Exactly 20 mins later, Jim came in. He was carrying
    Nicholas' keys.

    "You ok?" he asked.

    "What do you care?" Nicholas asked angrily.

    Jim noticed that Nicholas walked with a slight limp. They went
    downstairs to the posh, the doorman eyeing them suspiciously again.
    When they arrived at the office, Nicholas was thoroughly humiliated by
    everyone constantly staring at him. He knew that from now onwards, no
    one could take him seriously anymore. He was also disappointed to see
    that Tom and Mike were in his office.

    "I can't work with you guys hanging around." he told them.

    "You don't do anything useful, Nicky. Yes, we know all about your
    work!" Tom said.

    "Take off your clothes!" Mike barked at him.

    "W...what?" Nicholas asked, worried.

    "Strip!" Tom shouted.

    Nicholas removed his clothes and shoes slowly, dreading what awaited
    him.

    "Here you can wear this!" Tom threw him a pair of cut-offs, vest and
    an old pair of hiking-boots.

    The vest did not have any buttons and showed Nicholas' smooth chest
    and tits. The cut-offs were a bit tight and short, showing off his
    legs and squeezing his genitals on the right side of his thigh. They
    were cut pretty low, allowing a small patch of blond pubes to show.
    The material was thin, outlining Nicholas' cock. Also, part of his
    asscheeks were showing.

    "Right, let's get going." Tom said as he turned around and walked out.

    Nicholas followed the men cautiously, feeling very naked and ashamed.
    His secretary looked at him but didn't say anything. They went
    downstairs to the garage to get his car.

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