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AAAAAAAAA-size Li-Ion Cells

Jasin Natael writes "Thought Li-Ion batteries were all the same? Think again. Several universities, under a grant from the US Office of Naval Research, are miniaturizing the anodes and cathodes of Li-Ion batteries to nanoscale, hoping to make more efficient, smaller cells that last longer."

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  1. So... by ymgve · · Score: 3, Funny

    where's the pictures?

    1. Re:So... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's there man. It's called "spacer.gif".

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  2. Long lasting power by Jadecristal · · Score: 2, Funny

    One of the things that I've been waiting for is minature power cells, a la Star Trek. It was always really cool to me how equipment could be lugged around from here to there, apparently never needing recharged.

    If it helps, maybe this moves us one step closer to having laptops that can be used as true portable computers, not needing charged for days or weeks at a time.

  3. the target: by jacquesm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Naval Research Office + Miniature lithium ion batteries -> algae spying off the coast of china

  4. well darn by Em+Emalb · · Score: 5, Funny

    soon I won't be able to use my second favorite excuse for getting off the phone:

    my batteries about to die.

    thanks a lot...stupid progress. I yearn for the good ole days, when cell phones were the size of small dogs and hurt your arms holding the things.

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    1. Re:well darn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      YES you will have to find a new EXCUSE. HERE'S the one I always use:

      "OH FUCK! I HAVE TO GO NOW! MY GRANDMOTHER'S ABOUT TO DIE!"

      NOTE: You can ONLY use this line TWICE per PERSON, then they CATCH ON and you have to move to OTHER RELATIVES.

    2. Re:well darn by robbyjo · · Score: 3, Funny

      soon I won't be able to use my second favorite excuse for getting off the phone

      Well, you still have the #1 excuse in your arsenal: "My dog ate my batteries!!"

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  5. lion cells? by pcardoso · · Score: 5, Funny

    oh please! change the subject!

    It scared the shit out of me when I read it as "lion cells" and the "AAAAAAAA" seems like a scream of someone being eaten alive in one of those lion cells!

    We had enough lion-fodder during the roman empire...

  6. Not AAAAAAAAA by njchick · · Score: 5, Funny

    That would be an Å-size battery.

  7. GOOD HEAVENS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    WHY don't these SO-CALLED scientists simply place NORMAL SIZE batteries inside a DE-BIG-U-LATOR or similar device?

    WHY waste TAXPAYER dollars (unless like me you HIDE your wealth in OFFSHORE TAX HAVENS) developing NAN-O-TECH when perfectly viable DE-BIG-U-LATOR techonology is available from your NEIGHBORHOOD GEEK!

    I thought this PROBLEM had been LICKED! I wouldn't USE it anyway! MY CELL PHONE uses a HAND-TURNED CRANK to run the DYNAMO! That's PROGRESS!!

  8. Nanosize? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now where did I put that battery...

  9. Looks like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    all the guy wanted was to submit a Slashdot story that would show up first in alphabetical order.

  10. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are you saying you have a more ready supply of methane or hydrogen gas then you do electricity?

    Sure I do, but I'm not sure how I would ummm... harvest it, and maybe it's best not to discuss the matter in mixed company.

  11. It's Time to Go Outside When... by Myriad · · Score: 5, Funny
    It scared the shit out of me when I read it as "lion cells" and the "AAAAAAAA" seems like a scream of someone being eaten alive in one of those lion cells!

    You know the scary thing? I read "lion" as being Lithium Ion right off the bat. Even the AAAAAAAAAAA as being a play on AA/AAA size batteries.

    "Lion", as in the animal, never once occurred to me until I read your message.

    Frankly, your interpretation would make more sense to the world at large. Proof positive that I need to get out more!

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  12. This will make BILLIONS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    These little batteries can be used in tiny little dildos that attach themselves directly to a women's clitoris. They can wear them whenever they go out, when they go to work, or during a date.

    They can even wear them during sex and they won't have to fake orgasms anymore. The man will think he's studly and the woman will be satisfied. None will be all the wiser and there will at least be peace on earth.

    Oh happy day!

  13. smaller and lasts longer is in???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can walk around feeling a bit more confident now.

  14. Re:hmmm by diggitzz · · Score: 3, Funny

    As long the cat's not in a sealed box with a Uranium-238 atom and a geiger-counter wired to a shotgun, your conversations can be carried on indefnitely.

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  15. Re:Uh... by diggitzz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you saying you have a more ready supply of methane or hydrogen gas then you do electricity?

    Actually, aside from 'technology', the enormous abundance of methane on Earth is the most easily-detectable sign that life exists here.

    And what produces more methane than bovine flatulance? Nothing.(well maybe a Mexian rodeo)

    Why do you think space aliens are always stealing/mutilating cows? It's because they think the cows are the dominant form of life here. And they might be right. =P

    So anyway, eat a bean burrito and fill up your fuel cell, it's cheaper than buying batteries. ;)

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  16. Re:My $$'s on fuel cells. by Turbyne · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, since you're holding out for fuel cells,
    I'll be holding out for Mr. Fusion (Back to the Future 2).
    Chuck in something on the periodic table this side of iron, and you've got 1.21 Gigawatts for your cellphone to fry your brain.

    Yay sarcasm!

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  17. Re:Speaking of battery size ... by bakes · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's for the same reason that condom sizes are never small, medium, and large; instead they are large, extra large, and 'Oh my God!'

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  18. Batteries not included... by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh great, my new boom box takes 8192 AAAAAAAAA batteries. (Sold separately)

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  19. Taese and the nono motors and... by croftj · · Score: 4, Funny

    We can make nano-vibrators vibrators for cockroaches. A good envronmentaly safe way to reduce the number of cockroaches in the world!

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  20. The title! by dacarr · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the sound you make when the RF from your cellphone powered by these turns your neurons into Kentucky Fried Brains.

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  21. Re:Heat production? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    (conspiracy theory)
    Just imagine how much radiation thats giving off if its getting hot enough to touch. And yer holding it right next to your head. I even bet you put it in your pockets, so when it rings it's pointed right at your nads. Cell phones are the governments way of making sure all you people don't reproduce.
    (/conspiracy theory)

  22. Nano-anodes? by p3d0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Nano-anodes"? Have I suddenly fallen into a Mork and Mindy episode?

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