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Redheads Need More Anesthesia than Others

Natural redheads need 20% more anesthesia than other people report scientists. "Redheads are likely to experience more pain from a given stimulus and therefore require more anesthesia to alleviate that pain." said Dr. Edwin Liem of the University of Louisville in Kentucky. Anesthesiology is still very much a mystery to scientists, and picking the right dosage that keeps someone out without killing them is still very much an art. Studies like this will help them determine how anesthesics work and why.

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  1. The real reason. by President+A.+Lincoln · · Score: 4, Funny



    They're just more pissy, thats all. Blondes go under real fast because theres not as much brain to put asleep.


    Cheers,
    Abe.

  2. I'm going to the Dentist this week. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm going to dye my hair, print this article for my dentist, and I'll be FLYIN HIGH!

    Thanks Slashdot!

  3. What about... sex? by boa13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do they need 20% less stimulation? :)

    1. Re:What about... sex? by cscx · · Score: 4, Funny

      She's getting a Sybian for christmas

      Sounds like someone isn't getting the job done...

    2. Re:What about... sex? by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 5, Funny
      She's getting a Sybian for christmas

      Sounds like someone isn't getting the job done...

      You know it's really for himself...

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    3. Re:What about... sex? by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny
      Do some more research and you'll see! Plus, it's fun!

      I haven't tried that line before. "It's not for me, you understand. This is for Science!" Hmm, it just might work.

      Or in role-playing: Today I'll be the mad scientist and you be the sweet young innocent trapped in his experiments to measure pleasure thresholds. Now where's that lab coat?

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  4. at last, an answer! by bradkittenbrink · · Score: 5, Funny

    so that's why I spend so much on alcohol...

  5. This article is a big steaming pile by rhodesbe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am a redhead who is dating a redhead, and who has red haired relatives all over my family tree. I can tell you that redhead pain sensitivity is no more or less than anyone else. You can believe what you want, but just remember: If you tell an irishman he can't handle pain, he'll cut his own balls off to prove it, then he'll shove them down your throat and stomp your ass into a mudhole so you remember. Believe me.

  6. Redneck Redhead Study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Redheads are likely to experience more pain from a given stimulus and therefore require more anesthesia to alleviate that pain."
    It took scientists to figure this out?! I thought we'd all known for years that redheads, especially ladies, experience more pain from the simple act of a stranger saying hello than they do from passing a kidney-stone. Why, the last time I tried to say "hey, how are you?" to a lovely redheaded girl, I thought I was about to lose my manhood in a horrific accident! Short fuses, and all...

    Then again, these were scientists from the University of Kentucky. Who better to study redheads, than rednecks?

    On a serious note, this doesn't surprise me too much. Redheads are well known for having extremely sensitive skin. Ever see a redhead with a tan? If you have, it was a rarity, most redheads go straight from pasty-white to fire-engine red; freckles (another sensitivity based reaction to the sun) are more common among redheads than folks with locks of other colors. So it seems logical that this would extrapolate to other areas of pain and sensitivity.

    Bart Wilkins
  7. I can see it by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Taco: holy shit guys, there are more stories about Micro$oft [with emphasis on the '$' - Eds] than Linux today!!1!!

    Chrisd: I know.

    Taco: well, do soemethiung abouttit man!!1!

    Chrisd: Some poor schmuck submitted a storie a few minutes ago about the effect of anesthesis on readhe...

    Taco: yeah, post that. Do it!!1!!

    Chrisd: Are you sure???

    Taco: Do it, dammit!!!1!1!

    Chrisd: OK...

  8. Re:About red hair by Quirk · · Score: 5, Funny

    You wrote: "since most Europeans can trace their ancestors back to a very small group of perhaps a dozen Ice Age survivors."

    I know this is the case for my family (german/danish). We've traced our family line on both sides to a brother and sister who barely avoided a slow cold death by crossing the Alps into the area around Cannes.

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  9. Obligitory Kids In The Hall Reference by zephc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Red-Haired Girls

    [Setting: A Tree-Filled Field in the Woods.]
    [The It's A Fact Girl jumps in front of the camera and into a close up.]

    It's A Fact Girl: It's A Fact.

    [The It's A Fact Girl runs back into the woods, in sped up motion. When she stops, Scott as The Queen of England leans over in front of the camera and smiles as she addresses it.]

    Scott: Hello. When I was a little girl, if a child was born with red hair, she was considered irreparably evil and drowned as a witch. It's a fact!

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  10. New Department? by BoBaBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

    Redheads Need More Anesthesia than Others

    What section is this, ChrisD's lurve tips?

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  11. If you hate those 1-800-CALL-ATT ads by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Keep in mind that you'll have to make the tranquilizer dart 20% heavier to make Carrot-Top less annoying

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  12. Angie Everhardt in surgery by pjammer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Patient: Uhm - WHAT are you doing?

    Doctor: Well, Miss Everhart I need to verify that you're a 'real redhead' before we proceed with the operation to ensure proper dosage ...

  13. Re:About red hair by FishBoy23 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man, imagine if you would've kept going and traced back to your GRAND-parents...

  14. I just can't win... by shepd · · Score: 4, Funny

    >and that topical gel stuff they put on your gums before the injection? That actually CAUSES me pain.

    Five bucks says it feels like your mouth is on fire wherever they apply it. I find it useless, too. Can't they find a better way to inject than to go an inch into the joint in my gums? I can't imagine there's anywhere else it could hurt more... And they make sure your muscles are as as stretched as possible for maximum pain (ok, they don't do it on purpose, and I could always lay off the candy). :-/

    "Don't worry, it just feels like a mosquito bite". Yeah, like a mosquito bite on my crotch, maybe.

    Carbocaine sounds great, but with previous experiences with other prescription pain killers, I'm wary to try it.

    Last major dental surgery was having wisdom teeth removed. After waking up, I puked lots of blood (I'm told I was a real winner for the amount -- and the first in the last while) and was given Toradol for the pain.

    After two Toradols I sat in a seat for a while trying to catch my breath while my heart was racing (probably a stupid thing to do -- next time I'll get my ass to the hospital instead). So again, I lived with the pain, and used that super-duper tylenol they prescribe you instead.

    Maybe I'm just an over-sensitive, over-complaining loser, though. Or it could be the fact I haven't been in hospital for anything serious for a couple of decades. No, the first one sounds more realistic.

    Thanks for the suggestion anyways. I'll ask about it...

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  15. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by macdaddy357 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

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  16. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by macdaddy357 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, being Kevin Mitnick's sidekick on a radio show qualifies her as brainy? Will it work if I put Anna Nicole Smith on a show with Bill Nye, The Science Guy? Did you notice that there aren't many redhead jokes? That's because the last guy to tell them got killed.

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