Apparently, having fire supression gear in the lab was something these masters of infrastructure never thought of.
Personally, anything involving Debian and fire sounds like a good thing to me. Now, if only the rest of the project would go up in flames..I can only dream.
For christ's sake, let Microsoft have India. Indian programmers are known industry wide for having sort of a negative Midas-touch. Everything they handle turns to shit. I'd rather have crappy workmanship applied to Microsoft than my platform, thats for sure.
NASA has decided to write a different book instead -- One that claims that they themselves were the ones behind the whole "The moon landing was faked!!" movement. Rumor has it that while the moon landing did actually happen, it was only done to support the rumors that NASA intentionally started. As part of a huge 35-year long scam to defraud the government out of the money to write the book to defend it, they had to go to the moon to make their "it didn't happen!" gag seem plausable. And these stupid conspiracy goons bought it, lock stock and barrel!
Also, i'm going to hold off shoving my cat thru an intricate array of glass tubes, flasks, laboratory equiptment until I get to the bottom of this "Hey, cartoons arent real!" thing you keep talking about.
" In regular animation, the laws of physics are generally followed, but in anime, they are usually willing to drop such laws if it makes the action seem faster, or if it helps a joke play out better."
Yes, yes... So the next time I walk around my neighborhood and see a mouse pick up a 400 lbs anvil and drop it on the head of a cat, i'll remember to blame Tom and Jerry for being an American cartoon which factors out every frame using the laws of Newtonian physics.
You're a sick, dilluted fuck who wants to pork a cartoon, and worse than a cartoon -- a cartoon with a pumpkin shaped head, blue hair, an grotesquely oversized eyeballs, which by the way happens to be recognized as a sexual fetish by the American Psychiatric Assocation. You're deriving sexual stimulation from a hyper-non-threatening pumpkin headed screamer because you're too much of a fucking geek to go out and get a real woman.
Don't worry, tho. Rumor has it theres enough Prozac to go around.
Keep whacking off to the blue-haired freaks and you'll end up like these losers!!!!
Stop it! You're gonna end up taping your dick between your legs if you dont get offa those goddamn pumpkin heads, you freaks! Look out! You're gonna end up like this guy and have to find a helluva psychiatrist to fix you!!!!
Just wondering...Does a subscription to the Anime Channel come with a box of Puffs and a bottle of Lubriderm?
I really don't know whats more sick -- Guys who want to fuck a blue-haired, pumpkin-headed screamer with dinner plate eyes or guys who want to sit around all day, looking at a TV, and wanting to fuck a blue-haired pumpkin-headed screamer with dinner plate eyes.
Go get yourself a whore, losers! Else you'll end up like this guy!!!!
The ability to transmit tactile data (and pornographic images!) across the Atlantic has existed for nearly 160 years. Patents for fax-by-telegraph devices were filed as early as 1843.
I hereby decree that the smallest water-cooled system in the world are those little plastic cups with betta fish in em you see at the pet store.
Cheers,
Abe.
Re:Uhhhh.. No. I don't like either of them.
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Please shut the hell up and get some real pussy, you fucking freak.
Thanks.
Uhhhh.. No. I don't like either of them.
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I dont recall any point in The Matrix where any screeching blue-haired girls with eyes the size of dinner plates got fucked by an octopus tentacle. Since Anime is officially recognized as a deviant sexual fetish by the APA, I wonder how long itll be before there will be a version of the Matrix for people who like drawing animals with grotesquely oversized genitalia, or people who want to fuck cartoons.... Oh wait, thats Anime. Nevermind.
Lets all go to China and sue the MPAA for providing access to hip-hop, rap, and other assorted flavors of sonic diarrhea we've been forced to listen to for the past 10 years.
Having to listen to that crap every friggin day constitutes torture, which is a flagrant breach of the Geneva Convention.
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Right on, spud. You have once again crystallized my thoughts eloquently. People don't want freedom of choice. They want freedom from choice.
Hah, VA Bows To Big Blue...
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"Every time IBM says Linux, our phone rings." - Former CEO of VA, Larry Augustin.
Step 1) Buy some fireworks
Step 2) Buy some model cars & tanks
Step 3) Dress up CowboyNeal in a giant Tux costume
Step 4) Film CowboyNeal stomping on a model of Toho Inc.'s Corporate HQ, in slow motion.
Step 5).....
Step 6) PROFIT!!
Yes, I am the real Abraham Lincoln.
For those of you who are still new to the politics of the industry, here's whats going on: Microsoft's future as a company is being threatened by Uncle Sam. As a result, they're going to do everything within their power to seem as friendly and non-hostile as possible. Even if it means setting up a booth in the enemy's backyard--LinuxWorld. They're going to do everything they can to persuade you, and the media, that they are not a threat to anyone.
As has been the case for the past 10 years, Microsoft will wait until your guard is down. When Microsoft needs to eliminate someone, a certain ritual occurs. Its a symbolic fight. Internally, they will do anything they can to undermine and destroy you. Externally, they want big you a big hug, bake you cookies and compliment you on your good looks. They'll concede a few minor trinkets to you, and make you feel like you've taught them a lesson, waiting for the right moment. They'll let you think you've won the fight, you'll let your guard down, and then they'll gut from asshole to adam's apple.
DO NOT TRUST MICROSOFT.
Yes, Virginia, they're actively engadged in trying to invalidate and destroy your work. REVOLT. If anything, go there, and sit down on the floor of their booth. Let them know they're not welcome in YOUR house. Doing anything less is an admission on your part that you believe all the horseshit they dish out to the media. They plan on pumping the same brand of horseshit down your throat at LinuxWorld to convince you to give up the fight. The fight is over when they're dead--Not when they tap out.
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Apparently, having fire supression gear in the lab was something these masters of infrastructure never thought of. Personally, anything involving Debian and fire sounds like a good thing to me. Now, if only the rest of the project would go up in flames..I can only dream.
...I believe you have my stapler?
For christ's sake, let Microsoft have India. Indian programmers are known industry wide for having sort of a negative Midas-touch. Everything they handle turns to shit. I'd rather have crappy workmanship applied to Microsoft than my platform, thats for sure.
Sincerely,
A. Lincoln
Apparently, all it takes to be an "artist" these days is to stack some old crapple smackintrashes against a wall and call it a masterpiece.
Holy fuck i'm impressed. Sheesh. Who posts this crap? Did lil' Timothy post this or something?
sincerely,
A. Lincoln
NASA has decided to write a different book instead -- One that claims that they themselves were the ones behind the whole "The moon landing was faked!!" movement. Rumor has it that while the moon landing did actually happen, it was only done to support the rumors that NASA intentionally started. As part of a huge 35-year long scam to defraud the government out of the money to write the book to defend it, they had to go to the moon to make their "it didn't happen!" gag seem plausable. And these stupid conspiracy goons bought it, lock stock and barrel!
Cheers,
A. Lincoln
Also, i'm going to hold off shoving my cat thru an intricate array of glass tubes, flasks, laboratory equiptment until I get to the bottom of this "Hey, cartoons arent real!" thing you keep talking about.
Fuckin freak.
Sincerely,
A. Lincoln
" In regular animation, the laws of physics are generally followed, but in anime, they are usually willing to drop such laws if it makes the action seem faster, or if it helps a joke play out better."
Yes, yes... So the next time I walk around my neighborhood and see a mouse pick up a 400 lbs anvil and drop it on the head of a cat, i'll remember to blame Tom and Jerry for being an American cartoon which factors out every frame using the laws of Newtonian physics.
You're a sick, dilluted fuck who wants to pork a cartoon, and worse than a cartoon -- a cartoon with a pumpkin shaped head, blue hair, an grotesquely oversized eyeballs, which by the way happens to be recognized as a sexual fetish by the American Psychiatric Assocation. You're deriving sexual stimulation from a hyper-non-threatening pumpkin headed screamer because you're too much of a fucking geek to go out and get a real woman.
Don't worry, tho. Rumor has it theres enough Prozac to go around.
Sincerely,
A. Lincoln
Keep whacking off to the blue-haired freaks and you'll end up like these losers!!!!
Stop it! You're gonna end up taping your dick between your legs if you dont get offa those goddamn pumpkin heads, you freaks! Look out! You're gonna end up like this guy and have to find a helluva psychiatrist to fix you!!!!
If you keep wanting to fuck a 2D cartoon, youre gonna even end up like this sick fuck, or this sick fuck!!!
Keep it up, and you'll end up in prison where you'll meet Bubba and he'll turn you into this sick fuck you sick fucks!!!!!!!
Stop it!!
Sincerely,
A. Lincoln
Just wondering...Does a subscription to the Anime Channel come with a box of Puffs and a bottle of Lubriderm?
I really don't know whats more sick -- Guys who want to fuck a blue-haired, pumpkin-headed screamer with dinner plate eyes or guys who want to sit around all day, looking at a TV, and wanting to fuck a blue-haired pumpkin-headed screamer with dinner plate eyes.
Go get yourself a whore, losers! Else you'll end up like this guy!!!!
Losers!!
Sincerely,
A. Lincoln
Cost of sixteen multisync monitors of the same size, four PCs, cables, video cards, rack and other miscellaneous equiptment in Pakistan: US$10,000
Cost of mailordering a fucking LCD projector and pointing it at a wall: US$1,300
Cost of pointing out how incredibly fucking stupid this guy is: PRICELESS
Cheers,
President A. Lincoln
The ability to transmit tactile data (and pornographic images!) across the Atlantic has existed for nearly 160 years. Patents for fax-by-telegraph devices were filed as early as 1843.
Check it out:
Image Transmission By Telegraph: A Brief History Of The Fax Machine
Cheers,
And even now, people STILL don't believe me. MicroBlogger wouldn't have suffered from this sort of problem, gang. And never will.
MicroBlogger -- You Don't Suck, So Why Should Your Blog?
Cheers,
Abe.
They're just more pissy, thats all. Blondes go under real fast because theres not as much brain to put asleep.
Cheers,
Abe.
I hereby decree that the smallest water-cooled system in the world are those little plastic cups with betta fish in em you see at the pet store.
Cheers, Abe.
Please shut the hell up and get some real pussy, you fucking freak.
Thanks.
I dont recall any point in The Matrix where any screeching blue-haired girls with eyes the size of dinner plates got fucked by an octopus tentacle. Since Anime is officially recognized as a deviant sexual fetish by the APA, I wonder how long itll be before there will be a version of the Matrix for people who like drawing animals with grotesquely oversized genitalia, or people who want to fuck cartoons.... Oh wait, thats Anime. Nevermind.
....He did.
It was referred to as "degenerate art", and subsequently confiscated, sold, or destroyed to fuel the war effort.
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Lets all go to China and sue the MPAA for providing access to hip-hop, rap, and other assorted flavors of sonic diarrhea we've been forced to listen to for the past 10 years.
Having to listen to that crap every friggin day constitutes torture, which is a flagrant breach of the Geneva Convention.
Right on, spud. You have once again crystallized my thoughts eloquently. People don't want freedom of choice. They want freedom from choice.
"Every time IBM says Linux, our phone rings." - Former CEO of VA, Larry Augustin.
Yes, I'm the real Abraham Lincoln.
Step 1) Buy some fireworks Step 2) Buy some model cars & tanks Step 3) Dress up CowboyNeal in a giant Tux costume Step 4) Film CowboyNeal stomping on a model of Toho Inc.'s Corporate HQ, in slow motion. Step 5) .....
Step 6) PROFIT!!
Yes, I am the real Abraham Lincoln.
Embrace, Extend, Extinguish.
For those of you who are still new to the politics of the industry, here's whats going on: Microsoft's future as a company is being threatened by Uncle Sam. As a result, they're going to do everything within their power to seem as friendly and non-hostile as possible. Even if it means setting up a booth in the enemy's backyard--LinuxWorld. They're going to do everything they can to persuade you, and the media, that they are not a threat to anyone.
As has been the case for the past 10 years, Microsoft will wait until your guard is down. When Microsoft needs to eliminate someone, a certain ritual occurs. Its a symbolic fight. Internally, they will do anything they can to undermine and destroy you. Externally, they want big you a big hug, bake you cookies and compliment you on your good looks. They'll concede a few minor trinkets to you, and make you feel like you've taught them a lesson, waiting for the right moment. They'll let you think you've won the fight, you'll let your guard down, and then they'll gut from asshole to adam's apple.
DO NOT TRUST MICROSOFT.
Yes, Virginia, they're actively engadged in trying to invalidate and destroy your work. REVOLT. If anything, go there, and sit down on the floor of their booth. Let them know they're not welcome in YOUR house. Doing anything less is an admission on your part that you believe all the horseshit they dish out to the media. They plan on pumping the same brand of horseshit down your throat at LinuxWorld to convince you to give up the fight. The fight is over when they're dead--Not when they tap out.
Cheers,