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Quiet Desk (Not Desktop) PC

Anonymous Coward writes "Rusty took a wholly different approach to PC noise: he built his XP1900+ machine right into the desk! While it may not make the PC industry scramble to define a new *desk* (not desktop) form factor, Rusty's inventive techniques will surely have computer hardware enthusiasts poring over his fine work."

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  1. tp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    third post?

  2. Re:Upgrading...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    wtf 5 posts and its fucking /.'ed!?

  3. Obligatory anti-M$ post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Micro$oft sucks! Down with M$!

  4. Obligatory anti-MS post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    M$ sucks! Down with Micro$oft!

  5. Re:OK, I'm sick of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    the lego desk idea was essentially done in the movie anti-trust. Decent movie in my opinion, kinda based on ol' bill, watch it if you havnt.

  6. Off Topic by hoagieslapper · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I know this has been mentioned before, but is there a way for /. to check to see if the site can handle the hits before a post, if it can't, could /. host a mirror? The number of /.'ed in the last month has been crazy.

  7. Re:What a stupid idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Read the story before you flame, asswipe.

  8. Where the hell is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    the beowulf cluster post.

    You /. posters are slippin. Common get your act together.

    P.S. A beowulf cluster of these would take up a warehouse.

    1. Re:Where the hell is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      We all have our off-days you insensitive clod. :)

  9. It has to be said... by knewman_1971 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Imagine a Beowolf cluster of these...

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    where is the "I feel for ya, but that's some funny ass shit" moderation?
  10. Re:Pic Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    the space mungifier is called breakHtml, I needed to add a space mungifier to one of my scripts last night so i searched slashcode and stole the code =P

    incase anyone is interested...

    my %is_break_tag = map { uc, 1 } qw(HR BR LI P OL UL BLOCKQUOTE DIV);

    sub breakHtml {
    my($text, $mwl) = @_;
    my($new, $l, $c, $in_tag, $this_tag, $cwl);

    $mwl = $mwl || 50;
    $l = length $text;

    for (my $i = 0; $i < $l; $new .= $c, ++$i) {
    $c = substr($text, $i, 1);
    if ($c eq '<') { $in_tag = 1 }
    elsif ($c eq '>') {
    $in_tag = 0;
    $this_tag =~ s{^/?(\S+).*}{\U$1};
    $cwl = 0 if $is_break_tag{$this_tag};
    $this_tag = '';
    }
    elsif ($in_tag) { $this_tag .= $c }
    elsif ($c =~ /\s/) { $cwl = 0 }
    elsif (++$cwl > $mwl) { $new .= ' '; $cwl = 1 }
    }

    return $new;
    }

    thanks slashdot!

  11. Re:I can see it now... by rblancarte · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Now if he could only figure out humor.

    RonB

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  12. Grammar Nazi takes a bow. by Max+Threshold · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Props to the A.C. for being the first person I've seen use the word poring correctly on Slashdot.

    1. Re:Grammar Nazi takes a bow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      To many times, loosers try two get away with using they're spell chuckers and fail too understand thee impotence of grammar. Kudo bars too you, my fiend.

  13. All caps and exclamation marks, together at last. by Xenex · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Actually, it's showing 12:58 PM because I did set my preferences. Had I not set my preferences, it would have shown something like 2AM.

    I'm using Australian Eastern Standard time. That's because I live in Australia. Notice how it's the middle of the day here, while it's the middle of the night in the USA. The comment I originally replied to was asking why people are reading Slashdot at the middle of the night. I was explaining that it's not the middle of the night for everyone.

    However, thank you. Your comment has brightened up my afternoon, as it's helped me kill off another few minutes as I wait for work to finish for the day.

    (Oh, and if anyone's interested, it's around 5PM as I post this...)

  14. Re:I hope his desk wasn't also the server... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I think it's more of a whump...

  15. Re:Hot vibrating wood by Johnso · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yes, it was a joke. I just wanted an excuse to make a hot wood reference... :)

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  16. Re:Caffeine Machine by Android+robot+head · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    mineral oil should see you sorted.

  17. Re:Hasn't this been done before? by AlecC · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I love way the text has been translated - classic Japlish with a charmin folksy style.

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