Giant Raptor Terrorizes Alaskan Village
An anonymous reader writes "A giant raptor, rumored to have a wingspan of 14 feet, has been spotted by a number of Alaskans in the general vicinity of Manokotak. There is speculation that the beast could be a Steller's sea eagle, but Phil Schempf, of the Fish and Wildlife Service, is dubious: He says that no creature that large has flown in more than 100,000 years. Read about it in this Anchorage Daily News article, which notes that residents have been warned to keep their children indoors."
Invest in some skepticism.
blarg.
Visit the Alaska Community Database for more info on Manokotak (including a better location map).
More here (in case it gets slashdotted) - http://www.knoxstudio.com/shns/story.cfm?pk=BIGBIR D-10-15-02&cat=AN
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Southwest Alaskans say bird is the size of a small plane
Seattle Post Intelligencer,WA
A super-sized bird in Alaska-Scripps Howard News Service
Raptor-like bird spotted in Alaska-Ananova
Southwest Alaskans say bird is the size of a small plane-Kenai Peninsula
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Um, stop believing what you see in movies.
A dictionary is sometimes useful.
raptor n : any of numerous carnivorous birds that hunt and kill other animals [syn: bird of prey, raptorial bird]
I think we need a sense of humor transplant here, stat!
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