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LOTR Director's Cut Reviewed

popala writes "The first review is in on Home Theater Forum. There are a few screenshots from the unseen scenes and the whole thing is reviewed dvd by dvd! Although I don't like the review itself - I think it is a bit dry and not very journalistic, I do think it is still worth a read - even just a glance of the screenshots from cut scenes."

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  1. Lots of extras... by InterruptDescriptorT · · Score: 4, Funny

    They really did leave a lot of stuff out of the released version. I don't remember seeing Frodo's nude scene when it was in theatres... :-)

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    1. Re:Lots of extras... by adamjaskie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Frodo?!?! I wanna see Arwen!

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    2. Re:Lots of extras... by erpbridge · · Score: 5, Funny

      Arwen?!?! I wanna see the Balrog!

      He's so hot!

    3. Re:Lots of extras... by apg · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't remember seeing Frodo's nude scene when it was in theatres

      Yeah, who'd've thought they'd have to paste that hair on more than just his feet.

    4. Re:Lots of extras... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny

      The funny thing is, they've both got the ass of a ten-year-old boy.

  2. Thank you, slashdotting! by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just as I read down to the part with the screenshots from the new scenes, I got this terrible sense that what I was doing was wrong, and I should not be spoiling this with these low quality, out of context previews. Thankfully, the server cooperated and was unable to load most of the images I was trying to protect myself from. For the first time ever, slashdotting did some good!

  3. Don't click that link! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    Don't you know that if you see an unseen scene you destroy it?

    There's something very quantum mechanical about all this, I'm sure. But if you're content to merely contemplate the unseen scene, you can come near the Tao of Middle Earth.

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  4. In Other News... by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
    Studio executives and police are on the lookout for a someone who took an early cut of "The Two Towers" and a few items, including a ring. The suspect is reported to be short, with hairy feet and missing a finger. A suspciously accurate review has appeared on the website of Harry Nobbs, Ain't-It-Incredibly Neat.Com, though Harry claims it all came to him in a dream.

    George Lucas was quoted, "There seems to be a bit of this going around."

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  5. Re:Not really the First Review by Flamerule · · Score: 5, Funny
    You can also catch reviews of Star Trek III
    Don't bother, I'll review the movie right here. Let's see... um, Kirk and company hijack the Enterprise and scoot their asses over to the Genesis planet, Kirk's son gets killed, Christopher Lloyd gets iced, and Spock is resurrected on Vulcan.

    Sound about right?

  6. not very journalistic by green+pizza · · Score: 5, Funny

    Although I don't like the review itself - I think it is a bit dry and not very journalistic

    Unlike, of course, the fine prose found on Slashdot.

  7. Tom's Greatest Hits by kvn299 · · Score: 5, Funny

    But by cutting him out the film, they miss out on releasing the CD "Tom Bombadil Sings for His Lady!"

    Now on Amazon.com at 20% off!

    1. Re:Tom's Greatest Hits by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

      Curses! And they could have got William Shatner to Play Bombadil Tom as well!

    2. Re:Tom's Greatest Hits by dbretton · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, but that would have added another 4 hours to the movie...

      Shatner: Ol
      Tom Bombadil is

      a handsome

      fellow
      His shirt
      is bright blue
      and
      his boots .......
      yellow................

      Oh My GOD! There's something out on the WING!!!

      Director: CUT! CUT! CUT! Dammit Bill, get with the program. Why don't you take 5 and give your wife a call or something.... oops... sorry.

  8. Re:The Appeal of Knowlege by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 4, Funny

    I share your pain, friend, but you're in the wrong forum to complain about it. Remember, this is the place where, back in July, they interviewed Piers Anthony with a specific mind to quiz him about the word processor he uses to write his novels.

    I'm still cleaning the coffee off my monitor from the spit-take I did on that one.

  9. cut scenes? by Tottori · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone know if these are game-engine, or pre-rendered?

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  10. Re:Directors cut? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I'm an amateur costumer"

    is that a euphemism for cross dresser?

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  11. November 12th by tsmit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is the realease date. It's also the release date for Star Wars II, AoTC. Wait a second. They're doing it again!

    It's a conspiracy to get the geeks away from their jobs.

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  12. Is it "better"? by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 4, Funny

    So much for my mod points in this discussion...and no I'm not smoking crack, I just have rather disjointed thought processes.

    Anywhoo,

    I just hope LOTR is not going to turn into something like the Aliens series where:
    You have the original.
    Then the directors cut
    Then the Extended Edition
    Then the Anniv. Edition
    Then the Extended Special Edition.

    Quite frankly, everything after the directors cut just made Aliens into an even longer movie.

    The thing about the Directors Cut version it *The movie made *PERFECT* sense if you'd seen the first one.

    I got LOTR as a gift --*coff*bullshit*coff*-- for my son, knowing, that this extended edition was coming a few more months down the road.

    When I have extra income (/sound of coffee being snerked thru noses) I might get this set...or, heck, borrow it from a friend who does. I've got a few who were waiting for *this specific* edition.

    Errr...decisions, decisions....

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  13. Re:/.ed by Quaryon · · Score: 5, Funny

    You don't mean to say that Slashdotters are actually reading the article before posting, do you..?

    Q.

  14. Gimli the Angry Drunken Dwarf by realgone · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...so that I can see the scene where Galadriel dispenses her gifts
    Erm... you might be thinking of the Late-Nite Cinemax cut of the film there, slugger. Galadriel won't be "dispensing her gifts" to anyone this time 'round. Particularly not to Gimli. What do you think this is, the Howard Stern show?
  15. Re:Tom Bombadil by Jim+Norton · · Score: 4, Funny

    Interesting diversion? I found him to be the Jar Jar Binks of Lord of the Rings...

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