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NASA Music Out of This World
Koyaanisqatsi writes "With detection instruments on NASA's Voyagers, Galileo, Cassini and other spacecraft, University of Iowa physicist Dr. Don Gurnett recorded waves that course through outer space. Gurnett converted the plasma waves into sounds which inspired a 10-movement musical composition called "Sun Rings." Sample the sounds from Galileo, Voyager and Cassini. (Full Story)"
Now we'll get sued by the Alien RIAA.
no one can hear your 10-movement musical composition
I played one of the wavs backwards, and I could distinctly hear the words "European Space Agency engineers are weenies".
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
As anonymous posting is allowed on Slashdot (see Anonymous Coward), trolling and spamming on Slashdot is a highly evolved phenomenon. It is a bizarre and complex subculture involving attempts at the "first post"...and other unusual juvenalia.
This is a list of various trolls which one may come across when browsing Slashdot.
First post
Every time a new story is posted on Slashdot, comments may be posted discussing it. Because of this, there is often competition between Slashdot posters to post the first comment on a story. Some first posters try to make a short insightful comment to avoid being moderated down. The more immature first posts often consist of a subject saying "first post!" or "FP" and have no body, and sometimes people deliberatley post "first post" messages a ridiculously long time after the original story has been submitted as a parody of the first post. There are many other variants of the first post.
Example 1,
Example 2
Natalie Portman, naked and petrified with hot grits
Natalie Portman is a popular target for the affections of many Slashdot trolls. When referring to her, they frequently profess their love for a statue of the petrified actress, preferably covered in hot grits. Naked and Petrified is now such an infamous troll that it virtually epitomises Slashdot trolling, and is often referred to and parodied in Slashdot comments. Other incarnations of the troll suggest that Natalie Portman pours hot grits into their underwear. Example (lengthy)
Comment explaining the origin of N&P
*BSD is dying
Quite frequently (especially for BSD-related Slashdot stories) a comment will be posted detailing the manner in which BSD operating systems are dying. These comments are generally all identical, following to the letter the form of this comment. Parodies of this troll have also been posted, such as this comment stating that Slashdot is dying.
Beowulf clusters
When a story mentioning a new gadget is posted on Slashdot, it will invariably be proposed that the power of a Beowulf cluster of the new gadgets would be incredible. Such comments are generally prefaced with "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these things!" Example 1, Example 2
Stephen King is dead
This needs little explanation. This troll merely posts a comment stating that the author has just heard on the radio that Stephen King has been found dead in his Maine home. A good example of this can be found here.
Business plans
This troll is based upon a fictitious business plan concocted on the television show South Park, in which some gnomes have a three step business plan, consisting of:
For Slashdot stories where an individual or organisation is alleged to have performed some controversial action, an anonymous wag will invariably post a false business plan based on this template, with the controversial action as the first step. Example
Goatse.cx
Goatse.cx is web site containing pictures which many viewers consider offensive. A popular sport on Slashdot is to post links to the web site under such guises as being another link to the article, or as a rebuttal to the article.
A variation of this is for a troll to accuse a legitamate link as goatse.cx, sometimes the moderators don't check the link and the legitmate post gets moderated down.
Page Widening/Lengthing
Attempts to widen pages beyond readabillity
Reigniting Flamewars
Very popular on kde or gnome articles, a troll tries to explain why that desktop enviorment sucks and why the otherone is superior.
E.G. The K stands for Krap.
Why would I want a desktop with a smelly foot on it.
These usually get modded down as flamebait, but sometimes a flamewar sparks and the troll gets his bite
LoG (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @04:18AM (#4535930) You're my wife now, Dave. [ Reply to This | Parent ] KAZUR@@! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @07:32PM (#4534262) Kazur purzludena kashav!!!
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] I hax0red teh PGP (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @01:22PM (#4531142) -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1
I'm really gay and think I'm cool because lots of people comment to my journal. I even thought no one would attempt to copy my signature, but someone did. So, CmdrTaco, will you buttfuck me nicely? Thanks.
- -s.
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by chainrust on Friday October 25, @02:57PM (#4532055)
(User #610064 Info | Last Journal: Sunday September 29, @12:41PM) Hahaha you idiot I tried to verify your signature and you did it wrong. Moron! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Two classic trolls (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @12:47PM (#4530791) Hello denizens of trolltalk.
I come to you to bring you two classic trolls, along with a quick analysis, in hopes that you will learn from them. In my prolific trolling days, I studied good trolls so that I could up the quality of mine, now, up yours!
Our first classic troll is one of mine, and I'm quite proud of it. It is full of spelling errors, geography errors, environmentalist derision and pro-Religion, plenty of bait for even the most restrained slashbot to bite. And bite they did, only 7 direct replies, but those replies revealed a gap in the slashdot audience, and spawned 67 more replies. 18 mod points, too.
Get prepared, here come the greenies (Score:-1, Troll)
by Hairy_Potter (T_Rone@hotmail.com) on Thursday June 14, @07:06AM EST (#18) (User #219096 Info) http://members.xoom.com/T_rone/T_RONE.HTM
You'd think that at a web site devoted to computers, nerds and logic, we would be immune to fellatious arguments based on emotion instead of logic, but you'd be wrong. I expect the green factions on Slashdot (oddly enough, they overlap with the Communist factions, and if you can name a greater despoiler of the environment than the Godless commies, name one, cf. the Caspian Sea has shrunk in half due to Communist environmental degradation and water diversion) will soon be out in force declaring man to be the most heinuos figure of environmental disaster, instead of our Lord's crown of creation. If it was up to those greenies, the human population would be 100 million, and we'd live in huts eating soybeans.
The only humorous sidenote is that this punctures the myth of the American Indian as an environmental superbeing. Obviously, they committed carnivorous genocide on every being their primitive technology allowed, had they been given guns and allowed to remain roaming the plains, they would have undoubtably exterminated the bison herds.
Moderation Totals:Flamebait=3, Troll=7, Insightful=1, Interesting=4, Informative=2, Funny=1, Total=18.
The censored remnants [slashdot.org]
The second troll is a classic by Lover's Arrival, The. New trolls may not be aware of how much of a tizzy this dizzy 18 year old Scottess living in Maine threw Slashdot into. Every day, she was finding a different computer book on her nightstand, left by an ex-boyfriend, and becoming an instant expert. She spawned a herd of imitators.
Trolling against porn and games is nearly as easy as trolling about Lunix, but TLA does it with such style. This little screed got 30 direct replies, 90 total replies, and consumed 21 mod points.
Porn and games are similar. (Score:2, Troll)
by Lover's Arrival, The (Lovers_Arrival_The@americanwicca.com) on Tuesday May 22, @05:25PM EST (#16) (User #267435 Info)
Pornography and games are astonishingly similar - probably why they are liked by the same market segment. They both appeal to the basal emotions, and encourage the user to imagine himself doing thing unnacceptable in real life. In games it is violence, and in porn it is sex (and often violence too). The differences are minimal. As an example, my ex-boyfriend used to like both porn and sex. However, after viewing both for some time it was as though a change had come over him - he would become very demanding and really quite aggressive. I noticed that when he had been playing Quake III the effects were actually worse than when he had been watching porn. Since he has left me, I have made it a condition that those I am interested in not play computer games or use pornography. Both stifle the imagination whilst heightening emotions. This effect is dangerous - we should not stimulate those who cannot handle a heightened sense of awareness and can;t resist their desires.
I would very much like to see both industries become more responsible. I would not like to see them banned, of course, but I would like to see them consider the consequences of their actions - it is the women of America who really pay for the porn and viole
Read the rest of this comment...
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Two classic trolls - Your'e TLA? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @03:04PM (#4532133) Wow..
I've seen her in the troll blacklist, but thought that no one is going to write through her (she took a long break). I'm glad to see she's back.
Can you hook me up with her?
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Two classic trolls - Your'e TLA? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @09:37PM (#4534885) LAT, also known as KTB, also known as some other faggish names. IIRC, I remember when he first started lurking in TT under the name |yop|. Now, if I could just remember the password to this [slashdot.org] account. [ Reply to This | Parent ] whee (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @06:11PM (#4533736) Forgot how much fun this is [slashdot.org].
I'm quite chuffed. lotsa fun to be had being innocent and sweet and having the
I think I'll troll slashdot in my idle moments, it's good. Is trolltalk okay, it seems to be full of vlad baiting non-fucking-stop, which is weird, he's never here. spammish feel. Cheers!
--that arrogant scottish fuck that isn't quite as arrogant as that other scottish fuck
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:whee (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @08:30PM (#4534618) welcome back.
20721 is not as good as the old trolltalk, but it ain't so bad really, if you ignore the Vlad/counterVlad spams and the racist fucks (sorry klerck). I say stick around, you can help improve the place.
Also make sure trollback is your friend, and submit to him.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] A Nigger Occurred While Processing Request (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @01:35AM (#4535618) [ Reply to This | Parent ] Things I'm going to do now.. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @09:19AM (#4528963) I'm going to take a dump and then I'll go to sleep. Bye.
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] TPS12 is the wind that flows through my ass! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @09:07AM (#4528902) RUGUZzzz KRAFRAF bashal butzer agir!
Baroz!!
kujjjj
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] KARTUZ PUCHTUSH!@!!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @09:05AM (#4528889) Baltazzzzzzzzz [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:KARTUZ PUCHTUSH!@!!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @09:09AM (#4528909) I want you to have my baby. [ Reply to This | Parent ] KARPUZ!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @08:08AM (#4528619) Gazazam gazazam pizuri
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] barjadana (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @07:54AM (#4528559) bakhoacojt buluz prijdalveia fffuauauua [ Reply to This | Parent ] kruzul!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @07:54AM (#4528557) ragnoz purzudeda. - Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] KUSHUZ?? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @07:54AM (#4528556) bazzzz kukuk [ Reply to This | Parent ] FUCK YOU!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @07:50AM (#4528540) Why did you ignore my comments?? I HATE being ignored. People MUST answer my messages!!!
FUCK YOU!
I see no reason why anyone else should be happy now, so I gonna write you some more crappy syllables.
KAZAR RUGUZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! SHUHUHU [ Reply to This | Parent ] Attention chainrust: (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @04:01AM (#4528064) Note: Please do not reply to this message if you are not chainrust. I am going through a tough time right now and this matter is something near and dear to my heart.
Dear chainrust,
I want to meet again this weekend, same time, same place. Let's make it last this time, not just touch-and-go. The look in your liquid Bambi eyes when I shot my manjuice down your quivering throat last Saturday made me forget all my cares. I think "we" might be for real. Please say you'll be there.
XXXXOOOOO, -Esera Tuaolo [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Attention chainrust: (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @09:12AM (#4528929) But we have to know.. are you talking to the original chainrust - the 14y/o kiddo, or to the one who took over his account?
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Attention chainrust: (Score:-1)
by chainrust on Friday October 25, @03:00PM (#4532094)
(User #610064 Info | Last Journal: Sunday September 29, @12:41PM) Look you fucking idiot, give it up. I trolled you. I made you logout, type 'dickhead' into your password field, and log back in. YHBT. YHL. Just fucking get over it. Don't believe me? Here, we'll play again:
i'm leaving. password is 'whoevertypesthishasAIDS'.
Really, it's true! I just changed the password on this account! Log out real quick and type that in and you can have my account! Hurry! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Doesn't everyone still hate adaqueasy ? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @02:15AM (#4527769) I have noticed a disturbing lack of adaqueasy bashing here lately. Why ? Have we decided their arogance and idioqueasy are tolerable ? I think not. Please remember to point out that adaqueasy isn't really trolling and adaqueasy posters are gay in a post soon. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Doesn't everyone still hate adaqueasy ? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @07:47AM (#4528533) But adequacy are dead....... probably because Perdida is such a nasty bitch. [ Reply to This | Parent ] hokay joe! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @03:39AM (#4528005) adaqueasy isn't really trolling and adaqueasy posters are gay in a post soon!!!!!!!1 [kuro5hin.org] [ Reply to This | Parent ] Go GIANTS (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @11:02PM (#4527067) The Angels can suck my fat juicy hairy cock. [ Reply to This | Parent ] what's up guys (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @10:08PM (#4526833) Well I've been IP banned again. It seems like every time I get access, I get banned in 2hrs. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. ANyway, since I can't troll slashdot, there are some things I want to get off my chest.
1. I have been seeing a psychiatrist lately. Mostly for manic depression, but also because I really like the guy. He put me on 20mg/day Paxil, which helps control my mood swings. The only problem is I have to drink to put myself to sleep.
2. I installed RedHat Linux over the weekend. The installation procedure is a bit more complicated than Windows, and you're sort of flying by the seat of your pants for most of it. For example, I had to pick either KDE or Gnome interface, and I chose KDE more or less at random. Fortunatly, I think I picked the one that looks more like Windows.
3. My friends are not really helping with the manic-depressive thing. Mostly they don't want to talk about it, and they always take me out to drink, which is pretty annoying because like I said, I'm already drinking pretty much every night as it is. THey are always telling me to get a job, blah blah, but what I'd really like to talk about is corporate control of the media, government censorship, etc. I think it's because they're jewish.
Anyway, it's good to know that at times like these I can count on you guys being there and listening. Keep it up.
-chris [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:what's up guys (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @11:35PM (#4527246) Doesn't drinking combined with paxel send you to the big barnyard in the sky? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:what's up guys (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @10:41PM (#4526970) Yeah man, it pretty much sucks for 2 or 3 days, but those 1-day upswings are really up.
-- another of the afflicted.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] tps12 is a smoothie, as usual (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @04:36PM (#4524897) This legislation served an important purpose in pointing some things out to those of us who go through our lives wearing pink-tinted glasses (I mean optimists, not gay people). [slashdot.org] [ Reply to This | Parent ] yeah, good one (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @08:54PM (#4526491) What did that get, one response, even posted at +1?
tps12 is a loser, as usual. [ Reply to This | Parent ] YUO == TEH WONRG!!!111 (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @08:50AM (#4528799) TPS12 IS THE WIND BNEETH MY WINGZ!!111
my capslock key was stuck. why does slashdot discriminate against error-prone hardware?
[ Reply to This | Parent ] hey sllort (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @03:53PM (#4524595) i know you're watching. whatever happened with Opernation Ratpack?
8==D( * )sexxxualasspussy [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:hey sllort (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @10:38AM (#4529626) -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
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the rat suffered a severe setback and is currently on hold. it is stuck at 40%, may need to be restarted, and cannot be restarted until new resources are available. i can tell you more if you post a public key.
- -s.
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:hey sllort (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @06:11PM (#4525492) -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
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i've been having lots of buttsex with CmdrTaco.
- -s.
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:hey sllort (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @10:23AM (#4529500)
[root@slashbook
gpg: Signature made Wed 23 Oct 2002 01:11:46 PM EDT using DSA key ID E8D51376
gpg: BAD signature from "Sibil Llort (sllort)"
[root@slashbook
I really love how my new iBook can run BSD under OS/X!!!
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:hey sllort (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @08:48PM (#4526463) -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
mash: potatoes
You did? I'm so glad you're having fun with him.. because he used to be in your foes list.
PGP verification warning: This thing was posted in: Trolltalk. If it appeared in another discussion, it's not mine even if the signature appears to be valid!
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD.
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by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @04:11PM (#4524691) I stopped it when I noticed that it interfered with my masturbation activities.
- s. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Is it over? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @03:01PM (#4524226) The long dry spell of IP bannage? [ Reply to This | Parent ] It is! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @03:04PM (#4524253) Yay! Just in time for Friday! [ Reply to This | Parent ] So it's a black guy named Muhammed... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @05:59AM (#4520422) White Christian America, be prepared to hear that somehow (predictably) this too is all YOUR fault. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:So it's a black guy named Muhammed... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @10:56AM (#4522130) He's probably a black muslim, like those crazy religious guys in Oz.
Please notice: I like black girls and I'd love to have sex with one, provided she has no hairs on her face.
I don't care if she's a black muslim.. I'd love to stick it to her while she's wearing the crescent pendant... [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:So it's a black guy named Muhammed... (Score:2, Funny)
by Scott Lockwood (root@sporks-r-us.com) on Thursday October 24, @06:07AM (#4520446)
(User #218839 Info | http://www.sporks-r-us.com/) Of course it is. Didn't you get the memo? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:So it's a black guy named Muhammed... (Score:-1)
by chainrust on Thursday October 24, @11:41AM (#4522472)
(User #610064 Info | Last Journal: Sunday September 29, @12:41PM) So Lockwood man, you must be a new troll like me. Learning the ins and outs of Trolltalk and Zoo Blacklisting and Modbombing and stuff was hard for me so I'm going to give you some advice so you can learn easier than I did:
- Don't use your real name when you make a Slashdot account.
- Don't post logged in to trolltalk with any account that you care about, or you'll get Zoo Blacklisted and Modbombed and stuff!
- Don't post stupid stuff like normal comments and discussion and talk here. This is for cool stuff like trolls and trolling and how to troll and how not to get Zoo Blacklisted.
- Read cool trolls like tps and pg and sllort! You can learn stuff from them!
Ok that's what I wanted to tell you for now, so stop posting stupid stuff with your real name, that's just dumb. Be smart and you can be a cool troll someday.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:So it's a black guy named Muhammed... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @12:09PM (#4522773) Is this the new chainrust, the old chainrust or a shared account?
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:So it's a black guy named Muhammed... (Score:-1)
by chainrust on Thursday October 24, @12:29PM (#4522974)
(User #610064 Info | Last Journal: Sunday September 29, @12:41PM) This is the same chainrust that trolled your dumb ass! [slashdot.org]
HTH. HAND! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:So it's a black guy named Muhammed... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @07:40PM (#4526102) Oh it was you???
I'm so honored! Can I touch you?
Can I touch your penis?
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] blessed feces (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @01:08AM (#4519576) This [slashdot.org] is just fucking amazing!
--skippy
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:blessed feces (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @09:17AM (#4528945) Fuck you stupid idiot.
I don't care if you trolled someone. You get it? Trolling is dying!! So stop submitting your dumbfuck
links here and get a life.
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Bling Bling my Negros! (Score:2, Informative)
by Scott Lockwood (root@sporks-r-us.com) on Wednesday October 23, @09:20PM (#4518623)
(User #218839 Info | http://www.sporks-r-us.com/) #trolls in 'da hiz-ouse! [ Reply to This | Parent ] IMPOSTER ALERT (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @02:39AM (#4519866)
Listen, I'm getting tired of you assholes mocking me and posting with fake accounts pretending to be me. What did I ever do to you? Nothing. But I AM going to do something to you!
Ever see Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla? THAT'S the style of Martial Arts I practice. Keep it up. I'll be more than happy to give you a demonstration of my GECKO STANCE!
-- Vlad
[ Reply to This | Parent ] MISSION: KICK SCOTT LOCKWOOD ASS (Score:-1)
by I WILL KICK YOUR ASS on Wednesday October 23, @11:39PM (#4519204)
(User #263791 Info | http://www.fred.net/...icker/asskicker.html) I swear to Christ, Mohammed, and Buddha, if I ever meet you, I WILL KICK 100% OF YOUR ROTUND ASS!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Bling Bling my Negros! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @10:55PM (#4518969) Hooray! Now Vlad and his merry band of idiots can shit on each other and tell themselves to suck each other's scrota in REAL TIME!!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Bling Bling my Negros! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @04:49PM (#4524994) That's SCROTUMS not "scrota" you pretensious pseudo-intellectual WANKER. [ Reply to This | Parent ] SPECIAL OFFER FOR VLADINATOR (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @10:41PM (#4518891) I will send you one million U.S. dollars in cash if you cut off all of your fingers and never post anything ever again.
You should be able to get most of them easily, but for the last couple you're going to have to hold the knife in your teeth, or construct some sort of finger-chopping mechanism out of duct tape and string à la Rube Goldberg.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Aw yeah, (Score:1)
by Scott Lockwood (root@sporks-r-us.com) on Wednesday October 23, @04:20PM (#4516063)
(User #218839 Info | http://www.sporks-r-us.com/) Suck a giant dick Trolltalk! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @05:15PM (#4516681) -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
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i realize you're probably new here, but just a hint: you shouldn't post logged in to trolltalk. some idiot did that years ago and that's how the sid got busted.
- -s.
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @07:59PM (#4518107) Don't understand.
How did the sid get "busted"? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @10:40AM (#4522014) Someone looked on the history of that user.
Anyway, Sllort himself used to have a link to trolltalk in his bio. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @08:27PM (#4518293) 1) Some retarded fuck posted links to it.
2) Everyone realized that the trolls were organized.
3) ????
4) Jamie McCarthy. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @10:02AM (#4521686) Organized? I don't think there's much risk of that. Trolltalk is 98% teenagers telling each other how gay they are and 2% people wondering why no real trolls post here. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @04:02AM (#4520089) Some retarded fuck named "Vladinator", if I recall correctly. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @04:53PM (#4516476) "Lick my scrotum"? "Suck a giant dick"? What's next, are you going to call us poopy-heads? You have the insult vocabulary of a five-year-old. Grow up. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @04:49PM (#4516433) Eat my poops Vlad you mean old stinky person! [ Reply to This | Parent ] OMG, YUO H4XOR3D T3H G1B50N ! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @04:33PM (#4516234)
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:OMG, YUO H4XOR3D T3H G1B50N ! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @07:16PM (#4517786) lame lame lame [ Reply to This | Parent ] eric raymond has game (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @01:26PM (#4514051) you faggots don't. see? [cosmoseng.com]. it's probably the yellow teeth. chicks dig that shit. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:eric raymond has game (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @01:17PM (#4523404) that is one funny looking mofo. the girl's hot tho. [ Reply to This | Parent ] chicks dig that shit, alright (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @03:58PM (#4515798) with a fucking shovel. or maybe a pick.
that man needs to gargle some fucking bleach.
--skippy
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Black Planet (Score:1)
by Klerck (slashdotwidener@yahoo.com) on Wednesday October 23, @05:58AM (#4511272)
(User #213193 Info | http://www.klerck.org/ | Last Journal: Tuesday October 15, @03:39AM) In the Western sky)
(My kingdom come)
So still, so dark all over Europe
And I ride down the highway, 101
By the side of the ocean, headed for sunset
For the kingdom come, for the
Black, black planet
Black, black world
Black, black planet
Black, black world
Run around in the radiation
Run around in the acid rain, on a
Black, black planet
Black planet hanging over the highway
Out of my mind's eye, out of memory
Black world out of my mind
So still, so dark all over Europe
And the rainbow rises here
In the Western sky the kill to show for
At the end of the great white pier I see a
Black, black planet
Black, black world
Black, black planet
Black, black world
Run around in the radiation
Tune in, turn on, burn out in a acid rain, on a
Black, black planet
Black, black world
Black, black planet
Black, black world
Black, black planet
Black, black world
Black, black planet
Black, black world [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Black Planet (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @10:08AM (#4512248) Oh the sisters of mercy, they are not departed or gone.
They were waiting for me when I thought that I just can't go on.
And they brought me their comfort and later they brought me this song.
Oh I hope you run into them, you who've been travelling so long.
Yes you who must leave everything that you cannot control.
It begins with your family, but soon it comes around to your soul.
Well I've been where you're hanging, I think I can see how you're pinned:
When you're not feeling holy, your loneliness says that you've sinned.
Well they lay down beside me, I made my confession to them.
They touched both my eyes and I touched the dew on their hem.
If your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn
they will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.
When I left they were sleeping, I hope you run into them soon.
Don't turn on the lights, you can read their address by the moon.
And you won't make me jealous if I hear that they sweetened your night:
We weren't lovers like that and besides it would still be all right,
We weren't lovers like that and besides it would still be all right.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] What the United Nations Must Do (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @08:38AM (#4511693)
Rather than adopting the suggested regime change in Iraq through military force, the United Natioins must instead consider an entirely different course of action. This new course is based upon the facts alone, rather than political pressure. A regime change is indeed necessary, but not in Iraq. The primary regime which needs to be changed, is the one found in Washington DC. The greatest tyrant and true threat to world peace who needs to be ousted, is George W. Bush. The facts which clearly show the need for such a resolution against the U.S. are self evident...they demonstrate a clear and present danger to the world community. America is clearly a nation which aspires to global domination, through the use of the most expensive and high tech military the world has ever known.
In demonstration of the above assertions, let us be very clear about Americas 300+ billion dollar a year expense, for weapons of mass destruction. These include;
1) Atomic and hydrogen bombs.
2) The Star Wars weaponry of space satellites, and laser devices.
3) A host of biological weapons including anthrax, which it has used on its own citizenry and manufactured in its own laboratories.
4) Guided missile cruisers, Stealth bombers and aircraft carriers conveying the most advanced air-based offensives, ever to be used in the history of mankind.
5) Depleted uranium munitions, used repeatedly upon countries such as Yugoslavia, Afghanistan and Iraq, causing birth defects and lingering mutilation of civilian populations.
6) The use of spies, covert CIA operatives and other agents, as well as a barrage of propaganda, which seeks to weaken, overthrow and exploit the sovereign nations of the world, primarily for the sake of installing pro-U.S.-corporate puppets who will do Washington's bidding. [The fact that it has staged countless internal rebellions and coups within dozens of countries in the last five decades, is well documented and known. The U.S. constantly interferes with, and attempts to coerce, the mandates of foreign governments for the sake of its own special interests, and in the name of democracy. The real reason for this behavior is, of course, unfair economic advantage and bottomless greed.]
7) Nerve gas, tear gas, blistering agents, neurotoxins and poisonous compounds of all kinds.
8) Smart bombs, Bunker Buster bombs, Daisy Cutter bombs, mines and laser or satellite guided munitions.
9) Teams of special forces troops, whose m*issions are designed for assassination, covert mass-murder and maximized destruction.
The United States possesses, and has openly discussed using, such weapons of mass destruction upon a great number of other nations. Among these nations are those listed in George Bushs' so-called axis of evil list, as well as many others which it says, harbor terrorists. The so-called War on Terror targets Libya, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, North Korea, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Indonesia, Columbia, Nicaragua and many others. Upon these nations the U.S. has repeatedly issued a series of very aggressive and threatening statements to the effect of; You are either with us or against us, implying dire consequences of economic, diplomatic and military measures in the case of non-compliance. It has openly discussed the possibility of a first strike use of conventional nuclear warheads, and tactical nukes on the battlefield. Its' military policy of, win no matter what the cost of truth or human lives, as a surrogate for sane foreign relations, has earned the wrath of the world. U.S. belligerency has been a major
The United States has repeatedly shown its willingness to target civilian populations
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] some troll schooling by gps (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @11:07PM (#4510031) here [slashdot.org]
[ Reply to This | Parent ] holy shit (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @09:10PM (#4509472) jon erikson is is back! [slashdot.org]
for you kiddies that don't know, he is one of the first great trolls in slashdot history.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:holy shit (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @04:53AM (#4511146) Fuck Jon Erikson in his hairy ass and fuck you too you ass sucking loser [ Reply to This | Parent ] Hi all (Score:1)
by Klerck (slashdotwidener@yahoo.com) on Tuesday October 22, @09:10PM (#4509471)
(User #213193 Info | http://www.klerck.org/ | Last Journal: Tuesday October 15, @03:39AM) I submit that The Sisters of Mercy are the second greatest band of all time.
That is all. [ Reply to This | Parent ] I agree with this post (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @04:23PM (#4524798) And the one that says "Lick my hairy balls trolltalk."
That is all.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Hi all (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @12:34PM (#4513593) Wow. I actually agree with something Klerck says.
-c_t
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Hi all (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @09:24PM (#4509539) you fucking sellout..when will you ever widen or lengthen our pages again? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Hi all (Score:1)
by Klerck (slashdotwidener@yahoo.com) on Wednesday October 23, @12:59AM (#4510509)
(User #213193 Info | http://www.klerck.org/ | Last Journal: Tuesday October 15, @03:39AM) Up yours nigger! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Hi all (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @07:20AM (#4511426) close but no cigar, cracker.
go back to fucking your sister in that trailer home of yours. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Hi all (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @11:37AM (#4513041) But how can he fuck his sister? He's gay of the passive kind. He wouldn't enjoy it. [ Reply to This | Parent ] a poem about beans (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @06:23PM (#4508297) hi, my name is tim. i wrote a poem about beans. i hope you like it
beans, beans, the musical fruit
the more you eat, the more you toot
the more you toot, the better you feel,
so make me some beans you fucking bitch
i hope you enjoyed this poem [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:a poem about beans (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @07:29PM (#4508769) I don't mean to be pedantic, but this looks more like prose than poetry to me. For a start, it doesn't rhyme.
Here is a haiku for you:
The distended anus
gapes like a black hole
goatse dot cee ex
thank you.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] KARBOZ! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @03:45PM (#4506895) karboz!
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Feeling itchy ? Have a frog ! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @02:26PM (#4506023) froglegs in garlic cream
4 pairs of large froglegs, cleaned
1 leave lemongras , soaked in warm water for 1 hour and finely chopped
2 red chillis, cut in rings
2 springonions, cut into rings
2 cloves garlic, squashed
1 1/2 tsp sugar
salt
2 tbls nuoc mam sauce or maggi (liquid) or soysauce mixed with
1 squashed clove of garlic
50g glassnoodles
2 tbls (plant) oil
1 small chopped onion
225 ml chickenstock
100ml coconut cream or cream double
1 tbls cornflour mixed with some water
blak pepper, freshly ground
coriandertwigs for garnish
Chop froglegs into bitesize pieces and rinse under cold water to get rid of
bonesplinters.
Pad dry and put in the fridge.
Puree lemongras, chillis, springonions, garlic, sugar, salt and half of the nuoc
mam sauce in a mixer. Rub froglegs with this paste , cover and put back into
fridge
for half an hour.
Soak glassnoodles in warm water for 30 minutes, drain and cut in 5 cm long
pieces.
Heat oil in wok or pan , sautee onions till soft, add froglegs and brown them
well.
Turn occasionally, it takes about 3 minutes. Pour in chickenstock, bring to boil
and reduce heat. Simmer covered for 15 minutes.
Then add coconut cream, cornflour and rest of the nouc mam sauce. Stir well
during
thickening of the sauce, cook a further 15 minutes.
Add glassnoodles and bring to boil, remove from heat, sprinkle with pepper and
garnish with coriander.
Serve immediately with rice, rice noodles or french bread. [ Reply to This | Parent ] An actual, funny, trollish, on-topic comment. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @01:31PM (#4505551) I know you are all masturbating to Scott Lockwood stories, but:
oldie but goodie [slashdot.org].
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:An actual, funny, trollish, on-topic comment. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @05:38PM (#4507901) Heh. I like. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Impotent Info (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @01:20PM (#4505486) Hi there silly buns! My name is Theodore Roosevelt, but my friend Mookie calls me Teddy, and sometimes "Asslick." I'm skilled in the arts of reach-around, felching, hot lunch and soldering! I also run a site [underagedgoatincest.com] that used to be dedicated to weak coffee, but now it's a breeding ground for my pet turtle, Reggie!
I have a wife named Bob, which is mildly strange, being that "Bob" is a man's name, but I don't mind.
I suppose my downward spiral of perversion can be easily traced, right back to the ripe age of 600! Father Time lured me into a cave, where I was mauled by a bear.
What came next in my life is what I consider to be the next important step in my life.
I killed several people with a sniper rifle in Virginia, because I hate virgins, and the whole state is filled with the prissy little wankers.
But life goes on. I am somewhat happier now that I've met Mookie through the classified ads, and my weekend flings with CmdrTaco [kuro5hin.org] , a hardcore porn star. mmmmmmmm.
poodles!
I like to be poked in the bum with jagged knife, for I like blood.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Subscriber-only features (Score:-1)
by CmderTaco (LovedAtSlashdot@slashdork..god) on Tuesday October 22, @12:48PM (#4505278)
(User #533794 Info | Last Journal: Tuesday October 22, @12:24PM) Discuss them here [slashdot.org]. [ Reply to This | Parent ] FINALLY!!! NEW TROLLAXOR! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @12:41PM (#4505217) Read it here! [slashdot.org] [ Reply to This | Parent ] PERFECT TROLL! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @12:27PM (#4505069) Look at the form, the detail, the ingenuity! Perfect!
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=42973&cid=4
-Wise and benevolent demi-god
[ Reply to This | Parent ] MASSIVE TROLL! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @11:40AM (#4504691) Holy shit! This is the best troll ever:
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=42969&cid=4
-Wise and benevolent demi-god
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:MASSIVE TROLL! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @12:09PM (#4504946) what's good in it??? it didn't gain even one response.. KARPAD!#!@ BAJAZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111 [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:MASSIVE TROLL! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @12:17PM (#4504996) bongo bongo! [ Reply to This | Parent ] I WANKED!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @10:23AM (#4504029) It was SO fun! Although I didn't have a lot of output this time.
In case you want to know how I wank: I usually arouse myself somehow, and then I go either to the toilet room or to the bathroom.. depends in which mood I am. And then I just.. wank.. I know that some people prefer to cum in their pants, or wank in the living room and then clean the floor after that, but I find that silly.
Do you find these wanking reports interesting? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:I WANKED!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @06:30PM (#4508346) What's the difference between a toliet room and a bathroom? Are you some kind of freak who has the bathtub/shower and the toliet not next to each other? Are you Bill Gates? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:I WANKED!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @06:58PM (#4508540) Toilet is a room with a toilet, and bathroom is a room with a bathtub. Unfortunately "bathroom" is a synonym for "toilet room" in American English, but American (girl)s can suck my dick! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Enough of this trolltalk crap (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @09:53AM (#4503790) I'm going to wank. [ Reply to This | Parent ] pumera! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @09:48AM (#4503760) shuhuhuh [ Reply to This | Parent ] Rabon!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @09:48AM (#4503756) rururu [ Reply to This | Parent ] White dress!!!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @09:45AM (#4503727) WHY did you come to the wedding with a white dress? You stupid bitch! Only the bride should come with a white dress.. any other girl who does that disgraces the bride!!!!!!!!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] STOP writing about VLADINATOR, you fucking HOOKERS (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @08:29AM (#4503166) OKAY?????
I don't want to see anything unwitty about Vlad. It's NOT interesting!!!!!!
SO WRITE GOOD STUFF OR I KILL YOU!
And it's also boring when you write curses without Vlad answering. Nobody cares about one-sided arguments. So you either get Vlad to answer you or shut the fuck up.
And yes, I know that you, Craig McPherson, enjoy wanking on Vlad's texts. The name Scott Lockwood turns you on, since it reminsd you of Luke Skywalker. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:STOP writing about VLADINATOR, you fucking HOOK (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @08:43AM (#4503276)
Keep thinking that. Did you see Commando? That's the style of Martial Arts I practice. Don't make me go into my Guppy Stance.
-- Vlad
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Important information about me, "Quick Star" (Score:0)
by Cock Cockwood on Tuesday October 22, @07:39AM (#4502928)
(User #569693 Info | http://www.guppylog.com/) This is information that you should know about! Next in line, spred 'em! [slashdot.org] [ Reply to This | Parent ] There's a saying.... (Score:0)
by Cock Cockwood on Tuesday October 22, @07:35AM (#4502915)
(User #569693 Info | http://www.guppylog.com/) "Small limp asian cock for the mouth, large erect black cock for the 'chute to color coordinate the holes"....and I coined it! Maybe I'll follow my own advice and stop rimming someday! Not anytime soon, sailor! [slashdot.org] [ Reply to This | Parent ] GARBAN!!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @07:22AM (#4502868) Gruuuuuuuu kumumumu [ Reply to This | Parent ] HELP!!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @03:12AM (#4502268) Vladinator found out my real identity came over to my house while my parents were out and tied up me up and beat me!!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] THE DEBATE RAGES ON (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @03:08AM (#4502247) William Scott Lockwood III.
Small puddle of cock-snot
Or giant puddle of steaming human sewage?
ONLY TROLLTALK CAN DECIDE!
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:THE DEBATE RAGES ON (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @03:10AM (#4502260) You just keep talkin while I go into my GERBIL STANCE! -- Vlad [ Reply to This | Parent ] NEW TROLLTALK POLICY, PART II (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @02:46AM (#4502165) It has come to our attention that several accounts (all owned by Scott Lockwood) have been posting PRO Scott Lockwood propaganda in "trolltalk". If YOU are a VLAD SYMPATHIZER, lose some weight and get a fucking job, you farting faggot. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Transatlantic trolling news (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @01:52AM (#4502018) The average Briton is dumber than a bag of hammers [bbc.co.uk]. [ Reply to This | Parent ] (1) | 2 | 3 | 4
insert something about holst.
Riley listened carefully to some crackling and squealing patterns from the magnetic field the Galileo spacecraft discovered surrounding Jupiter's largest moon, Ganymede. "It sounded to me like a voice saying, 'beebopterismo,' so that's the starting point for one of the movements," he said.
I think someone's been reading a little too much of the Ringworld series.
"...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
Was it just me, or did the recording of the spacecraft's exodus from Ganymede's magnetic pole sound a lot like those underwater whale recordings?
At the beginning, I think that was Qo'noS exploding or something. Spilled tea all over my tunic.
thats just
/dev/urandom > /dev/dsp
cat
...with stories from space like this, is that they could as well let you download a sample made of the scientist's toilet experience, and no-one would notice any difference. Anyway, listening to this is very fancy....because... you know... it's from space - it must be awesome!
Well it beats the silent "music".
But not by much.
A dog-shoots-man story
Associated Press
Published Oct 24, 2002 DOG25
MOBRIDGE, S.D. -- Accidental gunshot wounds are common during South Dakota's pheasant hunting season.
And now a Minnesota man is recovering from a shotgun blast to the ankle that was set off by a dog.
It happened Saturday south of Keldron just outside the North Dakota border.
Michael Murray of Brooklyn Park was part of a group of hunters that had just returned to their vehicles.
They put their shotguns on the ground and lined up for a picture when one of the dogs stepped on a gun and it went off.
Reminds me of a piece by Circus S, called Pulsar. It's a piece for 6 percussion players inspired by the sounds made by pulsar signals.
See the circus S site.
(Oh, actually, the composer is called
Gérard Grisey and the piece Le Noir de l'Etoile (1989/90))
Han-Wen Nienhuys -- LilyPond
Wouldn't it be nice to have a "Full Story" link such as the one in the end of parent scoop, but along with the "Read more..." link & others. The story submitters could have an optional URL field on the submit page to fill, if the story clearly has a main URL (like most of them do). Just an idea.
Riley listened carefully to some crackling and squealing patterns from the magnetic field the Galileo spacecraft discovered surrounding Jupiter's largest moon, Ganymede. "It sounded to me like a voice saying, 'beebopterismo,' [...]
This guy should come over to the playground in my neighbourhood, he'll be able to record a lot of music! Beebopterismo's, hiphopterismo's, as much as he likes, and not to forget... the swing!!
Even the goatse man looks better than Captain Janeway.
...in space everybody can hear you squeek. ;)
The way to corrupt a youth is to teach him to hold in higher value them who think alike than those who think differently
...hear the aliens saying something about 'going to pick up L. Ron and his mates' in that when they play it backwards? Man, they're going to be pissed when they find that he's dead.
I have a CD of the NASA voyager probe recordings. Sounds interesting at first, and then gets boring. The CD is 50 minutes long or so, and has a warning about the dangers of using heavy machinery while listening, since it puts people to sleep.
Anyway, some sounds like whales, other parts sound like choirs from the movie 2001.
I demand a million helicopters and a DOLLAR!
At least someone at NASA had the good taste to hire Kronos. If anyone can recreate those sounds, they can. I wonder when the CD will be avalible for public consumption... Esth
I thought aliens like KaZaAm -- preferably on a planetary scale.
Anyway, they really should rethink their whole business model. Going after their customers with beam weapons is just plain stupid.
"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Minister /Writer L. Ron Hubbard was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details yet. I'm sure we'll all miss him, even if you weren't a fan of his work there's no denying his contribution to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
I listened to the samples from the various missions, and it sounds like any other radio noise you would get by playing with the tuning knob on an old radio. Some other sounds were very similar to the noises you can make by dragging your finger nail along a guitar string. I was greatly underwhelmed. I guess some people are just like, "if it comes from space it's cool". But it just sounded like noise to me.
.. Lance made it into space, we could have had a quartet.
Sample the sounds from Galileo, Voyager and Cassini and now featuring Lance Bass!
Live web cams
But is this stuff that matters?
dude, i had the mp3s of this a month ago!
track7.org has all kinds of interesting stuff!
Dr. Fiorella Terenzi, radio astronomer and musician, has already done this sort of thing. (Plus, as her collaboration with Thomas Dolby ("Quantum Mechanic") proves, she also has a great singing voice. :)
Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
As a kid, I used to take a ham radio (I forget what wavelengh, its been a while) and tune it to odd frequencies that produced weird rythmic pulses. It was probably just interference from nearby electronics, but it was fun to listen to.
Those sound bites remind me of what I used to listen to as a kid. Music to my ears!
A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. -Benjamin Franklin
well, at least this sounds better than when i decided to translate the windows binaries into sound . . .
track7.org has all kinds of interesting stuff!
Slashdot posted an earlier story on this in July. Its amusing what some people can use for inspiration.
And I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.
Berke Breathed
It's not interesting, at least to me. Every time NASA gets an oscillating signal of some sort, they convert it to sound waves and play it, hoping that the press mistakes it for something profound. They're seldom disappointed.
Well I'd just like to say as a physics major at the University of Iowa and part of the Society of Physics Students that we are going to the performance tonight where the music is being played. It's called the Kronos Quartet and there wil be a meeting with the sound engineer of Hancher Auditorium before the show for all ticket holders in the Green Room.
Yeah, yeah, off topic - I know. But congratulations on finally getting my attention with one of the adds - 3 babes in bikinis - that does the trick. Now, what was the product?
ROWR!!!
Ooh la la!!
....by Tomita. He sampled radio waves from a number of stars and used those as the base waveforms for some Moog synthesizer compositions.
--
Don't like it? Respond with words, not karma.
This was already done by Michael Lee Thomas back in the early 90's - The cd is called Voyager, Grand Tour Suite.
I rather listen to Proem n5md hog :D
NASA had a huge brain drain in the early 1970s, when Apollo wound down, and never recovered. It's sad.
It's actually whale songs coming from an alien probe. We've got to send Captain Kirk back in time to get 2 humpback whales to reply. Oh wait they're not extinct yet.
"Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
I is just me or does this say "I love you Satan, come to bed with me" when you play it backwards? ;)
a np ws.mov
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/galileo/ganymede/anim/g
Good one. (Seriously.)
As long as we haven't covered the more important aspects of governmental responsibilities, like health insurance and flying to Mars, I'm deeply troubled by this - especially in view of the re-started deficit spending of the US.
She really is punk! The press release says so!
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
NASA spends about 1-2% of it's budget in an effort to communicate its activities to the general public or students. This is considered money well-spent, since it is the public that has paid for exploration of space.
Just as we cannot see outside the visible spectrum, we cannot hear plasma sound waves, which are mainly detected by electromagnetic antennae. But these sounds are just as informative about what is going on in our solar system as the Gamma, Xray or UV images that are brought back from space.
For example, there is a steady rumble from the roiling solar atmosphere, which expands supersonically throughout the solar system. And when a spacecraft crosses a shock wave (upstream of all the planets), there is a huge sonic boom. Lightening and auroras produce a wide variety of sounds.
So try to think of these sounds as having been recorded in the GREAT outdoors, and ask yourself what you might be hearing. One person's noise is another person's signal!
ThosEM
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Even if discoveries like sounds in space are never applied, it gets the public interested in science. It might even inspire young minds to accomplish great works someday. Such was the case of a simple beeping noise in 1957 from Sputnik.
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