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Slashdot is Moving. Help Load Test!

We're moving the Slashdot cluster from Exodus East to Exodus West in the next couple days. In good Slashdot Tradition, we've opened up brak.slashdot.org for you to help load test the new cluster. Currently its almost an exact copy of our existing setup (missing a couple of webheads which will be up soon). The actual move will occur late at night (most likely tonight or tomorrow depending on how things go), and will hopefully involve only a few minutes of downtime as we copy the last of the data over the continent. Thanks for your help.

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  1. Slashdotted already by flikx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Load test indeed!

    Someone please post mirrors!

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    1. Re:Slashdotted already by ThrasherTT · · Score: 5, Funny

      Find a mirror here

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    2. Re:Slashdotted already by flikx · · Score: 4, Funny

      That one's slashdotted too. Does anyone have the google cache link??

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    3. Re:Slashdotted already by ThrasherTT · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure... here you go!

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  2. Brak eh? by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'll only take three hams to kill it.
    Three hams!!!

    You guys got another one called Zorak?

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    1. Re:Brak eh? by Dannon · · Score: 4, Funny

      You guys got another one called Zorak?

      An evil, giant, annoying bug out to take over the world that's always getting blasted by the host....

      That'd be the server where /. stores the Microsoft stories, isn't it?

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  3. Just in case... by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's the text of the website, just in case it gets slashdotted:

    Have you Meta Moderated recently?
    This page was generated by a Flock of Elite Mummies for American AC in Paris (230456).

    Smells like...
    NewsPosted by krow on Tuesday October 29, @09:45
    from the 40-thousand-years-we-have-been-painting-in-caves dept.
    Is this working, fee, fi, foe, fum....

    ( Read More... | 0 of 1 comment )
    Apple: Darwin 6.0.2 for x86 Released!?!?!?!
    OS X (Apple)Posted by pudge on Monday October 28, @16:24
    from the foo-on-you-in-th'-hizouse-yo-yo dept.
    Jos Louis writes "Apple has released the x86 version 6.0.2 of Darwin, the FreeBSD-based core of Mac OS X Jaguar. You can download the bootable ISO from here." Commence the raising of the roof ... now! ...

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  4. Yup, its working by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I see is duplicate stories. Seems like business as usual.

  5. What will this do to the uptime!? by Dragon218 · · Score: 4, Funny

    As of now, the slashdot stats box is reporting over 405 days of uptime. You're not going to lose that over a move are you?! *sob* I hope not.

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  6. Misunderstanding by linuxwrangler · · Score: 5, Funny

    To: Tech department

    From: Management

    Moving all the data from the East to the West is NOT what we meant when we said "copyleft"!

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  7. I've seen duplicate stories before... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny

    but this is unbefsckingleivable!

  8. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by Roosey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Physically, it looks like this. And this. And this also.

    Technically? I haven't got a clue.

  9. Mirror by ItWasThem · · Score: 5, Funny

    Glad to see Slashdot finally mirroring a site they link to for once...

  10. different engine by Ubergrendle · · Score: 5, Funny

    brak.slashdot.org is apparently generated via a pack of "Flying Albino Monkeys", whereas the existing server is created via a "Team of Elite Squirrels". Anyone got some performance metrics of Monkeys vs Squirrels, and more importantly, can Monkeys be overclocked?

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  11. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by SheldonYoung · · Score: 4, Funny

    The description of the hardware in the FAQ is two and a half years old (Last Modified: 6/13/00). It should be What kind of hardware did Slashdot used to run on?

  12. Re:Serious question by Hard_Code · · Score: 5, Funny

    Omigod there is a 70 ms latency difference! Now Slashdot will lose that 70 ms jump it had on the competition!

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  13. Full text of article in case it gets slashdotted.. by techstar25 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We're moving the Slashdot cluster from Exodus East to Exodus West in the next couple days. In good Slashdot Tradition, we've opened up brak.slashdot.org for you to help load test the new cluster. Currently its almost an exact copy of our existing setup (missing a couple of webheads which will be up soon). The actual move will occur late at night (most likely tonight or tomorrow depending on how things go), and will hopefully involve only a few minutes of downtime as we copy the last of the data over the continent. Thanks for your help.

  14. Frankly, I found it easy to break. by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 4, Funny

    You'll find a few of these posts on the brak server itself (when it comes back to life). The code went something like this:

    while [ 1 ]
    do
    wget "http://brak.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/10/29/ 2028219&mode=thread&tid=124" & [--- Remove the extra space in the middle ---]
    echo "hello"
    done

    I run that on an Ultra Enterprise 10000 with a 100mbit/full network drop (not the best network connection but my gigabit ether boxes were doing "real" work). Because this system had 4gb of RAM in it, Maxusers was very high, which resulted in the maxprocs being very high. And the kernel seemed to work very well under that kind of pressure.

    Then, for fun, add in another box or two. Presto! Instant simulated Slashdot effect. But then again, I happen to be using a MASSIVE network connection from a very well-known telco. So that gives me a big advantage over most people.

    Lesson learned: Wow. I can slashdot Slashdot itself.