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OpenBSD 3.2 Song Now Available

Dan writes "Todd Miller says that the OpenBSD 3.2 song is now available via ftp. The OpenBSD 3.2 song lyrics are also available."

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  1. Is there a Linux song? by samdu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on Linus, whip up some Linux tunes goodness. :)

    1. Re:Is there a Linux song? by Rhinobird · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought he already did...

      "Hi, my name is Linus Torvalds and I pronounce Linux...Linux"

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      If Mr. Edison had thought smarter he wouldn't sweat as much. --Nikola Tesla
  2. Geekish by jakemus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't this far too geekish for any living creature? When will we see a movie about my microwave oven?

    1. Re:Geekish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      When will we see a movie about my microwave oven?

      As soon as they translate the screenplay from Elvish.

  3. wow this is incredibly stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    i'm switching back to windows and forgetting about unix. you guys are way to creepy.

    1. Re:wow this is incredibly stupid by Openadvocate · · Score: 5, Funny

      uhm, maybe I should remind you of some fat guy standing on a scene in front of a lot of people at a conference, chanting and dancing.
      (I hadn't anything to do with religion,,,, then again)

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      my sig
  4. Metaphor by smithwis · · Score: 2, Funny

    How very appropriate to release the lyrics alongside the song.
    Sort of like a metaphor for the whole opensource thing.

    I guess to much english class makes one read to much into things though.

    1. Re:Metaphor by Joe+Enduser · · Score: 2, Funny

      You had to much english class?

    2. Re:Metaphor by Joe+Enduser · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or maybe I haven't muched English class enough myself.

    3. Re:Metaphor by Andrewkov · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, to open source the songs, they should release the sheet music, and preferably the project file from whatever recording program they used (Cubase, etc). Also they forgot to include the COPYING and README files with the license! ;-)

  5. It will never be as popular as... by Blackneto · · Score: 2, Funny
    --
    Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice...
  6. Barry Manilow's next! by Joe+Enduser · · Score: 5, Funny
    Her name was Lola
    she was a blowfish

    She would firewall and do the ssh ssh ssh-a

    1. Re:Barry Manilow's next! by Jester99 · · Score: 3, Funny

      OK, I'll bite.

      Her name was Lola, she was a blowfish.
      With the armor she would wear, and the spikes way out to there
      She would firewall, and diff any patch at all
      And while she tried to s-s-h, users always typed in 'make'
      Across a crowded server room, they built from 10 til noon
      The code was tight and all secure
      Who could ask for more?

      In the Open (O!), Open B - S - D (Open BSD)
      The meanest server north of Havana (here)
      In the open (O!), Open BSD
      Audits, not crashin', was always the fashion
      In the Ooopen... they typed 'make world'

      (Open... OpenBSD)

      With my sincere apologies to Barry Manilow.

  7. OB /. Poll (Re:Is there a Linux song?) by ShadeARG · · Score: 2, Funny
    • Already got one. Linus pronouncing Linux.
    • Linux don't need no stinking theme song!
    • Linux is song enough, you insensitive clod.
    • CowboyNeal should sing it.
  8. Re:The Free Software Song by G-funk · · Score: 5, Funny

    We need a -1 (Dear lord no!) rating

    --
    Send lawyers, guns, and money!
  9. Here's one! by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ding Dong the BSD is dead!
    Which old BSD?
    The wicked BSD!
    Ding Dong the BSD is deaaaad!
    Wake up, sleeping process.
    Rub your eyes,
    Get out of bed.
    Wake up the wicked BSD is deaaaad!
    It's gone where the daemons go,
    Below, below, below
    Yo ho,
    Let's open up and sing!
    And ring the (system) bells out!

    Don't take me seriously, I quite like BSD. Remember, "Wicked" can mean two different things :)

  10. NERDS!! by escchr · · Score: 2, Funny

    i believe Ogre in the movie Nerds said it best. NERDS!!!

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    _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
    cd /usr/ports/misc/life && make install
  11. Hurray! by echophase · · Score: 5, Funny

    Developing a BSD-based OS with security in mind = good!
    Sell cds to fund the project = good.
    Release theme song = good?
    Making your users associate your OS with cheesy salsa music = ????

  12. Re:Linux Song!!!!! (with line formatting) by artificial-intellect · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, my Tux, my darling
    i've hungered for your drivers
    A long, unix epoch

    Time goes by
    At 1000Hz interrupts
    And time can do so much
    Are you still POSIX?

    I need your stable VM
    I need your kexec
    God speed your async I/O
    to me!

  13. Mabye this was someones signature by voudras · · Score: 2, Funny

    from slashdot - or perhaps i saw it somewhere else - but being that everyone is asking where the linux song is, i thought you all might find this... funny

    to hear the voice of god:
    cat /vmlinuz &> /dev/audio

  14. Windows OS Song by willpost · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doo, doo, doo, Lookin' out my back door.

  15. Re:Features by agentZ · · Score: 3, Funny
    To update your machine to the new song, as root:
    # cd /usr/src
    # patch -p0 < song-3.2
    and then recompile your kernel.
  16. Re:The Free Software Song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    That song is the goatse.cx of music!

    Oh, my ears!