Isn't this far too geekish for any living creature? When will we see a movie about my microwave oven?
Re:Geekish
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Anonymous Coward
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When will we see a movie about my microwave oven?
As soon as they translate the screenplay from Elvish.
wow this is incredibly stupid
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Anonymous Coward
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i'm switching back to windows and forgetting about unix. you guys are way to creepy.
Re:wow this is incredibly stupid
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Openadvocate
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uhm, maybe I should remind you of some fat guy standing on a scene in front of a lot of people at a conference, chanting and dancing.
(I hadn't anything to do with religion,,,, then again)
No, to open source the songs, they should release the sheet music, and preferably the project file from whatever recording program they used (Cubase, etc). Also they forgot to include the COPYING and README files with the license!;-)
It will never be as popular as...
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Blackneto
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Re:Barry Manilow's next!
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Jester99
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OK, I'll bite.
Her name was Lola, she was a blowfish. With the armor she would wear, and the spikes way out to there She would firewall, and diff any patch at all And while she tried to s-s-h, users always typed in 'make' Across a crowded server room, they built from 10 til noon The code was tight and all secure Who could ask for more?
In the Open (O!), Open B - S - D (Open BSD) The meanest server north of Havana (here) In the open (O!), Open BSD Audits, not crashin', was always the fashion In the Ooopen... they typed 'make world'
(Open... OpenBSD)
With my sincere apologies to Barry Manilow.
OB /. Poll (Re:Is there a Linux song?)
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ShadeARG
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Already got one. Linus pronouncing Linux.
Linux don't need no stinking theme song!
Linux is song enough, you insensitive clod.
CowboyNeal should sing it.
Re:The Free Software Song
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G-funk
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Ding Dong the BSD is dead!
Which old BSD?
The wicked BSD!
Ding Dong the BSD is deaaaad!
Wake up, sleeping process.
Rub your eyes,
Get out of bed.
Wake up the wicked BSD is deaaaad!
It's gone where the daemons go,
Below, below, below
Yo ho,
Let's open up and sing!
And ring the (system) bells out!
Don't take me seriously, I quite like BSD. Remember, "Wicked" can mean two different things:)
Developing a BSD-based OS with security in mind = good!
Sell cds to fund the project = good.
Release theme song = good?
Making your users associate your OS with cheesy salsa music = ????
Re:Linux Song!!!!! (with line formatting)
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artificial-intellect
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Oh, my Tux, my darling i've hungered for your drivers A long, unix epoch
Time goes by At 1000Hz interrupts And time can do so much Are you still POSIX?
I need your stable VM I need your kexec God speed your async I/O
to me!
Mabye this was someones signature
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voudras
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from slashdot - or perhaps i saw it somewhere else - but being that everyone is asking where the linux song is, i thought you all might find this... funny
to hear the voice of god: cat/vmlinuz &>/dev/audio
Come on Linus, whip up some Linux tunes goodness. :)
Isn't this far too geekish for any living creature? When will we see a movie about my microwave oven?
i'm switching back to windows and forgetting about unix. you guys are way to creepy.
How very appropriate to release the lyrics alongside the song.
Sort of like a metaphor for the whole opensource thing.
I guess to much english class makes one read to much into things though.
Billy and the Boingers
Download Here!
Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice...
she was a blowfish
She would firewall and do the ssh ssh ssh-a
Have Linux installed at your place in Amsterdam, for cheap
We need a -1 (Dear lord no!) rating
Send lawyers, guns, and money!
Which old BSD?
The wicked BSD!
Ding Dong the BSD is deaaaad!
Wake up, sleeping process.
Rub your eyes,
Get out of bed.
Wake up the wicked BSD is deaaaad!
It's gone where the daemons go,
Below, below, below
Yo ho,
Let's open up and sing!
And ring the (system) bells out!
Don't take me seriously, I quite like BSD. Remember, "Wicked" can mean two different things :)
OLPC Australia
i believe Ogre in the movie Nerds said it best. NERDS!!!
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cd
Developing a BSD-based OS with security in mind = good!
Sell cds to fund the project = good.
Release theme song = good?
Making your users associate your OS with cheesy salsa music = ????
Oh, my Tux, my darling
i've hungered for your drivers
A long, unix epoch
Time goes by
At 1000Hz interrupts
And time can do so much
Are you still POSIX?
I need your stable VM
I need your kexec
God speed your async I/O
to me!
from slashdot - or perhaps i saw it somewhere else - but being that everyone is asking where the linux song is, i thought you all might find this... funny
/vmlinuz &> /dev/audio
to hear the voice of god:
cat
Doo, doo, doo, Lookin' out my back door.
That song is the goatse.cx of music!
Oh, my ears!