Isn't this far too geekish for any living creature? When will we see a movie about my microwave oven?
wow this is incredibly stupid
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Anonymous Coward
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· Score: 5, Funny
i'm switching back to windows and forgetting about unix. you guys are way to creepy.
Re:wow this is incredibly stupid
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Openadvocate
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· Score: 5, Funny
uhm, maybe I should remind you of some fat guy standing on a scene in front of a lot of people at a conference, chanting and dancing.
(I hadn't anything to do with religion,,,, then again)
-- my sig
Barry Manilow's next!
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Joe+Enduser
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· Score: 5, Funny
Re:Barry Manilow's next!
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Jester99
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· Score: 3, Funny
OK, I'll bite.
Her name was Lola, she was a blowfish. With the armor she would wear, and the spikes way out to there She would firewall, and diff any patch at all And while she tried to s-s-h, users always typed in 'make' Across a crowded server room, they built from 10 til noon The code was tight and all secure Who could ask for more?
In the Open (O!), Open B - S - D (Open BSD) The meanest server north of Havana (here) In the open (O!), Open BSD Audits, not crashin', was always the fashion In the Ooopen... they typed 'make world'
Developing a BSD-based OS with security in mind = good!
Sell cds to fund the project = good.
Release theme song = good?
Making your users associate your OS with cheesy salsa music = ????
No, to open source the songs, they should release the sheet music, and preferably the project file from whatever recording program they used (Cubase, etc). Also they forgot to include the COPYING and README files with the license!;-)
Re:Linux Song!!!!! (with line formatting)
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artificial-intellect
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· Score: 4, Funny
Oh, my Tux, my darling i've hungered for your drivers A long, unix epoch
Time goes by At 1000Hz interrupts And time can do so much Are you still POSIX?
I need your stable VM I need your kexec God speed your async I/O
to me!
Isn't this far too geekish for any living creature? When will we see a movie about my microwave oven?
i'm switching back to windows and forgetting about unix. you guys are way to creepy.
she was a blowfish
She would firewall and do the ssh ssh ssh-a
Have Linux installed at your place in Amsterdam, for cheap
Or maybe I haven't muched English class enough myself.
Have Linux installed at your place in Amsterdam, for cheap
We need a -1 (Dear lord no!) rating
Send lawyers, guns, and money!
Developing a BSD-based OS with security in mind = good!
Sell cds to fund the project = good.
Release theme song = good?
Making your users associate your OS with cheesy salsa music = ????
No, to open source the songs, they should release the sheet music, and preferably the project file from whatever recording program they used (Cubase, etc). Also they forgot to include the COPYING and README files with the license! ;-)
Oh, my Tux, my darling
i've hungered for your drivers
A long, unix epoch
Time goes by
At 1000Hz interrupts
And time can do so much
Are you still POSIX?
I need your stable VM
I need your kexec
God speed your async I/O
to me!
Doo, doo, doo, Lookin' out my back door.